Miss Hydra [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Sif Prince.

This familiar name, whenever Tony thinks of this girl, he has to think of the memory of "running with two blond hair and big breasts".

He has a bit of a pain in his balls and a pain in his leg.

"What did you find?" The sharp-eyed Barton took another bite of the barbecue and asked with an expression of "fuck, it's still delicious". One of his legs was still on Natasha's chair, shaking and shaking.

Tony turned off the 3D data with a "click" and curled his lips: "There is nothing."

Sherlock: "Lie."

Tony looked left and right, and the scars on his face were full of attention: "...Ah, speaking of which, didn't I invite that baby in pajamas from Queens? Why hasn't he come yet?"

Banner pushed his glasses, a little curious: "The one in the red and blue uniform? Is he a fan of Cap?" The color of the uniform was so similar.

Thor took advantage of the situation and laughed, and quietly stuffed the barbecue in his hand into the corner.

Tony: "Obviously my fan! Baby Spider was so excited that he couldn't speak in front of me and asked for his autograph, okay?"

"Yes, Sir." Male voice Jarvis: "And he also hoped to get Cap's autograph by the way and asked you about you and Ca..."

"Stop!"

"What about me?" Steve asked slowly, returning to his senses.

Tony said righteously: "It's okay, let's go to that abandoned shop later, wait for the baby in pajamas to come..."

"Oh hey, I mean, uh... am I late? Oh I'm late but... uh..."

Everyone turned their heads, and saw a baby in pajamas... Bah... Spider Boy hung a head from the door of the barbecue shop in a strange posture.

Probably because he was embarrassed by the attention of everyone, the spider headgear with two cute white balls and big eyes froze in the air. After half a sound, he hesitated and stretched out a hand beside his head: "...( )Hi guys?"

It sounds very, very young, maybe underage.

"Hey baby in pajamas, come here." Tony greeted him like a puppy. The expensive clothes that were clean after taking off the armor matched the dusty scars on his face, which gave the illusion of a rich man coming to the city to take care of a little boy.

Peter Parker crawled into the shop like a real spider, then jumped down from the ceiling, rubbing his hands together in embarrassment: "I'm not a baby in pajamas, I'm a spider..."

"Spider Boy?"

"To me it's Spider-Kid...ah no I mean I'm Spider-Man!"

This little red and blue spider looks like it's about to smoke.

"Sit." The super good-natured Watson moved him a chair and placed it right next to Cap.

"Oh, thank you." Peter subconsciously squatted on the chair with his feet between his hands, and kicked Steve on the knee.

Little Spider: "..."

Steve: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Tony: "Aha,"

"I-I-I-I-I-I didn't mean to Cap please believe me QWQ..." The above is from Mr. Peter Parker who is about to go crazy.

"Relax, boy." Natasha on the opposite side comforted him with a low hoarse voice, "No one is willing to bully you."

The baby in pajamas killed by the bass looks like it's about to go numb.

"Would you like some barbecue?" Watson was still caring, "What about your headgear... What to do... Uh, I didn't say anything."

The little spider, who returned to a normal sitting posture, quickly put the headgear under his nose, stuffed a piece of bread and barbecue into his mouth, his cheeks bulged, and tightened the spider mask.

"...This child is really mysterious." Hawkeye stroked his chin.

"Your generation always do these weird things." Lei Shen smiled, and he thought he was very handsome, showing off his hammer, and he didn't notice that there was some barbecue sauce on his meow hammer.

Having said that, everyone has no intention of forcing "Spider-Man" to show his face. They themselves do not want to be exposed to the public (except Tony), so they are very considerate of this young man who is likely to be a future companion. .

——What's more, everyone knows that after this appearance, SHIELD will definitely investigate his origin.

#Spider boy is not far from falling off the horse#

#Wait and wait for the whole world to celebrate#

……

Peter Parker felt that being watched by a group of idols, he couldn't even chew. He never thought that after being bitten by a spider, he would have the right to eat at the same table with idols (especially Iron Man and Captain). Big bucks.

"Body mutation, spider mimicry, don't want to be recognized especially by family members, obviously a high school student, shy personality and polarized chatter, combined with being from Queens, that's middle..." Sherlock was half covered by Hua Shengshi Shut up.

Peter Parker, a student from Midtown High School, who was halfway chewing the unpalatable barbecue: "..."

"High school student?" Steve, who was still a little distracted beside him, frowned his handsome golden brow, "This is not a battle you should be involved in at your age, you are still a child."

Peter quickly shouted, "Ah, I usually help the old lady cross the road to catch a thief or something..." He didn't expect the alien army to descend from the sky suddenly.

Tony, the big kid who thinks these are nothing at all, helped the baby in pajamas by the way. He still has a good impression of this young (lost) child (brother) who developed a spider silk launcher by himself: " Alright, alright, everyone is here, the key to the problem now is the sign on the top of the Stark Tower."

To get down to business, the kebab shop clerk and chef were hired elsewhere by Tony's bodyguard, Happy.

Sherlock patted Watson's hand away, continued to prop his chin, and did not speak.

Natasha and Barton looked at the captain together.

Steve, who was watching, took out a piece of shredded parchment sealed with plastic film from his uniform pocket, put it on the table, and pushed it in the middle.

The most conspicuous thing is that the logo on the piece of paper is exactly the same as that on the top floor of Stark Tower: a small stamp is painted on it, which looks like a big snake with feathers, but has wings and claws.

Tony reached over and turned the paper over. On the reverse side was a word in shimmering blue: "Occamy".The text seemed to be written with special luminescent ink.

"It's like a magical creature." Thor muttered.

"This was found in the basement of a cottage in the suburbs of Manhattan after tracking Enoch the last time." Steve said in a deep voice.

"And no one caught it except this piece of broken paper, whether it was the one who shot the arrow and retracted it or the man with the red five-star metal arm mask..."

When he said "archery", Barton glared in this direction.

"And Sif Prince..." Natasha deliberately added.

Tony wanted to say something, but he heard the little spider who had been eating barbecue in silence suddenly choke twice: "Ahem what? Red five-star? Metal arm?"

For a moment, Natasha, Barton, Tony, Steve, Banner, Thor... all focused their eyes.

……

"Have you seen it?" Barton asked.

"I think it's...uh...ah... I mean..." The little spider was trembling again, almost choking on the barbecue, "It seems to be, I've seen it before."

Swallowing the roast—it was much better than Aunt May’s chocolate chip bread with walnuts—Peter explained: “I just saw it on the way here. After all, it is a spider that most people can't find. You know, so some hidden places can be seen. If he didn't hide too much, it's too fucking—ah, sorry for the bad words, but I'm usually very civilized— I haven’t had time to pay attention to him because I’m in hiding, after all, I’m here in a hurry. Emmmmmm…so is he a silver metal arm with a red five-star painted on it?”

He talked for a long time before he got to the point.

Everyone looked serious.

Everyone looked pensive.

The curly-haired detective rubbed his chin suddenly, and said suddenly: "So he didn't wear a mask just now."

Everyone looked surprised.

Everyone looked happy.

"Did you see his face?" Natasha took out a small notebook and pen from Dr. Banner's pocket, "Can you draw?"

"I saw it, I saw it, I saw it, I designed my spider suit myself." Peter took the paper and pen and brushed.

Tony's big caramel-colored eyes were full of disgust: "Then your color selection is really creative."

Barton said in Natasha's ear, "Then do you want to use his tomato scrambled eggs?"

Tony throws a barbecue in his face and is dodged.

Barton accurately threw out a large piece of bread dipped in sauce.

……

"Draw it!"

The little spider cheered: "But there is only one side face, he reacted too fast, I really didn't see the front face clearly."

Tony leaned over and stretched out his short hand to grab it, but the others didn't try to snatch it from him.

"This hairstyle is really..." Tony smacked his lips while commenting, "It looks decent, half as handsome as me."

Then he handed it to Steve next to the little spider.

Barton next to him was secretly trying to push his share of barbecue to the little spider, but when he pushed halfway, he suddenly heard an obvious "click", and the half-transferred barbecue fell to the table with a "click" in fright.

She looked up sadly, then jumped down again: "...Cap, what's wrong with you?"

Everyone turned their attention to Steve. The uniform of the blond-haired young man was still stained with blood and dust. Even if he had taken care of it a little before he came, the smell of gunpowder smoke and blood had not dissipated. This made his pale face look like It was as terrible as being seriously injured, and the corner of the table was crushed under his hands.

"...Bucky."

……

"Bucky."

The young man, whose face was pale as if he was about to go into shock in a second, spit out this name, his hands were shaking: "I won't admit it wrong, he is Bucky, where exactly did you see him?"

"Ah, it's just one street away, just now, but he seems to have found me and disappeared soon."

After finishing speaking, the two tennis ball eyes on the little spider's mask suddenly widened more than a little: "Bucky... is Sergeant Barnes? Damn, I saw his portrait in the Smithsonian Museum, just now I didn't expect to see that it looks really similar now, but he is not..." Didn't he die for the country long ago?

He was also the only member of the Howling Commandos to die for his country.

These words made Steve, who was about to rush out, barely calm down a little.

"It seems that our dinner party will end early, guys." Natasha stood up and said relatively calmly, "The information about the Winter Soldier is not easy to get."

"Go back to Stark Tower." Tony threw down a bunch of tissues that had just wiped the corners of his mouth.

Everyone was making noise as they walked out, and by the way, one of them patted the captain on the shoulder.

Steve forced a smile, feeling a little better.

"Although the damaged ones obviously need to be rebuilt, Jarvis's computing system in the building is still intact, and it will be faster to find the information on the metal arm there." Tony snapped his fingers, "After the reconstruction, it can be used as our future base It's over, isn't it—I mean, there's just one A left, Avengers Tower."

The little spider pulled off the mask: "Wow cool..."

"Underage babies can't join the Avengers right now," Tony added.

Little Spider: "...QWQ"

……

Bucky is gone.

Ollivander stayed where he was for a while.

He said nothing.

He wanted an answer, and she couldn't give it to him.

Then Ollivander sat on the floor, and she recalled the dormitory of her student days——Ravenclaw's dormitory was in the turret next to the main Hogwarts tower, the four-poster bed was covered with a sky blue silk quilt, and the wind was blowing The sound of blowing past the window is very soothing.

She kind of wants to go back to sleep, like rolling on the comforter or something.

—but she couldn't go back.

The hood of the black robe was drawn down, and she stared at the bronze and blue on the sleeves, and was silent for a while.

after awhile.

"...Our academy emblem is an eagle, soaring high above the peak that no one can reach." She suddenly started talking to herself, and her hoarse voice echoed in the safe house.

"Our colors are sky blue and bronze."

"Dress whatever you like, believe whatever you want, say whatever you please..."

She paused, raised her head, and let out a deep breath.

"...do whatever you think is right."

These college oaths that have been handed down for thousands of years seemed to give her strength. Ollivander took out the compound decoction that had been prepared before, and drank it like a drink.

From the tip of the hair, to the cheeks, to the limbs... the curly golden long hair is scattered on the shoulders, and the eyes that are opened again are like blue wine.

When she tore off her wizard robe and put on a skirt and high heels, she no longer looked like Ollivander.

— Sif Prince of Germanic descent.

She straightened her hair and opened the door, and the sun near dusk came in... come...

……Come?

Ollivander looked at the man in front of him who blocked all the sunlight, with two knives stuck in his back, wearing a red and black uniform, with a rounded mask on his head, and a cute little tugger, twisting seven times in an extremely coquettish posture Eighth, the man who blocked her way experienced for the first time in his life what is called "aphasia".

"Hiss~~~~~!"

The man, who was standing at the door in such careless clothes and hadn't been caught by the police, gasped when Ollivander opened the door, and suddenly put his face in his hands with a shy look on his face.

Then he narrowed his pure white eyes, and said ripplingly: "OH~MY~StanLee! Deadpool's father seems to have suddenly felt the breath of love in spring! I really want to quickly take out my [beep——] Wei Building [beep--] [beep--]!"

Ollivander: "..."

"Oh wait!" Deadpool in the red and black uniform stepped on the door frame, made another ecstasy gesture, and stretched out.

"Oh my god, did the author's insect automatically silence me? Should I cross the dimensional wall to find her? Why did she arrange for me to [beep--] [beep--] by myself from now on? Okay Let's forgive her for the time being because she is an insect just like my good friend, little spider!"

"Huh? Should I introduce [beep——][beep——] first?"

After he finished speaking, he suddenly turned his head towards the void here, and the little white light bulb's eyes widened to be cute.

"Hey, dear readers, how are you guys! I know you are all cute fairies and would love to call Deadpool's father~~~~ If you are willing to adopt me, the author may be willing to add a play to me from now on Go to the pinnacle of life and marry the heroine (ω)! From then on, you don’t have to [beep——] your own [beep——] day and night..."

Ollivander: "..."

Really, hot eyes.

"Ah, yes, I forgot~" Deadpool returned to the posture of looking up at the sky and muttering to himself, his face suddenly enlarged in front of Ollivander, staring intently, "Is it you? Isn't it you? Or is it you? Or isn't it you? "

Under the slightly disintegrated gaze of the girl, he took out a tattered piece of paper from his crotch, on which he drew a villain like a kindergarten stick figure: yellow hair rolled into an egg roll, blue hair Eyes bigger than half of the face, choppy back and forth...

Deadpool stared at the picture that even ghosts couldn't recognize for a while, and compared it to Ollivander's current face for a while, and then "clicked" his left hand into a fist hanging on his right hand, and it seemed to pop out from the side of his head. A tiny light bulb.

"Aha, it's you!"

He put his face in front of Ollivander: "Are you the heroine? That tight-mouthed insect author would not allow me to read the previous 56 chapters before the heroine fell off the horse, if it wasn't for some readers Protesting Deadpool’s father may not be able to appear until now! It’s really [beep——] that [beep——] is going to die!”

In Deadpool's eyes, the woman named "Sif Prince" turned pale as if she thought of something.

Of course she knew who Deadpool was.

Wade Wilson, Marvel's famous abnormal superhero, the most important point is that he can cross the dimensional wall.

Everyone thought he was crazy, but Ollivander knew that what Wade said was true. This man could cross the boundary between comic book movies and reality, and even talk directly to the screenwriter.

So what Wade said just now gave her an unspeakable sense of confusion.

……

Deadpool, who didn't get a response, was not discouraged. He stuffed the paper back into his crotch, and began to rummage through his four-dimensional pocket: "Wait a minute, I want to show you a baby!"

He fumbled around in that pocket, first took out a lipstick with color number 433, then found a piece of dry cheese, and then a bank card that had been folded in half...

These are still normal.

After he took out a pile of unwashed underwear, a figure of Captain America without a shirt, a handful of noodles, a condom with a big hole in the tip, and a torn Playboy magazine... After that, Olivan De's expression has changed from pale to loveless.

"What the hell are you..." What exactly are you looking for?

Ollivander couldn't help asking.

"Brother, why can't I always find what I want? [Beep——]! Sweetheart, do you want to give me a breath of fairy air?"

Wade stretched out his small fist to Ollivander's mouth full of anticipation, and was slapped away by the slightly twitching palm of the latter's mouth. Instead, he stretched the hand that was slapped away into the four-dimensional pocket with joy, He took out a small metal can.

Shake it, and there is a "clang clang clang" sound.

The girl with blond curly hair froze for a moment, and suddenly had an extremely ominous premonition.

"laugh--"

The moment before she was about to pull out her wand and leave, the gas in the small spray bottle covered her face. Even though Ollivander held his breath in a very quick reaction, the gas with a powerful sleeping effect was still inhaled a little .

Just a little bit, the girl's body fell limply uncontrollably.

"Wow!" Wade pretended to hesitate, and caught the girl before she fell down with a serious face.

He tilted his head, and the little tow on the back of the headgear also tilted: "Why is this girl's magic resistance so low? Isn't it said that she is a powerful BOSS? If it is so easy to deal with, why do you want to ask Wade's father to take action?"

After thinking for a while but not coming up with an answer, Wade threw the girl on his shoulder, bouncing around with very shy steps, and took out Hello Kitty's mobile phone from his crotch: "Crooked? I put that Sif Pu Lin Si caught it, when will your final payment be credited to my account? Detective Curly? "

The author has something to say: Wade: Readers, don’t you really think about taking care of him because of [Second Update] and [Ben’s Dad’s Appearance]?Well?Well?Such as comments and nutrient solution? ? ?Please don't irritate [beep——] irritating me carelessly!

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︿(￣︶￣)︿Ah, the joy of being raised, huh?