[Comprehensive British and American] 818 My irresponsible ex-husband

Loki, who has never believed in God and is an evil god himself, just wants to say at this moment: Hallelujah, thank Sol for his bad eyesight.

Natasha lowered her head and gracefully took a sip of the black tea in her hand, then rolled her eyes cryptically—this kind of behavior that a younger brother can't recognize at all if he changed his gender, she dares to conclude that Sol is definitely an out-and-out Straight man cancer!

Only Jane Foster, an astrophysicist who doesn't care much about romance, can accept such a man.

"Uh..." Emina said that she was also drunk for such an incompetent brother.She no longer knew what to say.

Loki hurriedly walked to the side of Emina who was sitting on the sofa, and carefully stretched out his hand and tugged at the corner of her clothes, revealing a pitiful look in his big moist eyes.The female agent who looked down instantly understood.

"Claire has gone to school, he has an exam today." Emina said lightly and tricked Thor.Anyway, if this Thor really wanted to go to school to find his younger brother, there would be mutants to deal with him. Emina would definitely not hesitate to take away the custody of Little Sweetheart from her.

Thor turned his head and walked away, and the way he walked was very special. When he reached the window, he opened the window and flew out.

Loki: "..." After letting out a sigh of relief, there is a feeling of being moved and about to cry, what's the matter?I finally met a person with an online IQ who can understand his eyes. This feeling of being able to communicate without hindrance is really great tat

"Okay, that annoying brother of yours is gone." Emina smiled and hugged Loki onto the sofa, and asked for Natasha's opinion: "I think it would look better with two more braids, right?" wrong?"

Saul, come back quickly, I would rather you spread the word about me to Asgard.

A few minutes later, under the hands of two dexterous female agents, Loki sat on the sofa with two cute goat horns on his face expressionlessly, and was baptized by Emina with loving kisses. One more time - this is all for his own dignity, the evil god tried to hypnotize himself.

Phil & Captain America on the opposite side: "..." I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that the evil god is very pitiful.

In the blink of an eye, the next morning came, and the evil god, who was still expressionless, got on the school bus to school calmly, then waved at the window to Emina, who was full of motherly love, and hugged herself The small schoolbag sat on an empty seat.

After a while, another little girl sat down beside her.This little girl is still an acquaintance, that is, Ellie, the monitor of Rocky's class.

"I heard you had an accident before, how do you feel now?" Ellie is also wearing a school uniform today, but as a goddess of the whole age, her movements are indescribably elegant, even sitting on a chair His hands are also folded on his lap, and the smile at the corner of his mouth is just right.

Hehe, thinking of today's sports evaluation, Rocky's whole body is not good.He really hoped that the criminals in New York would not be at home today.Even if he came out to rob the school bus personally - even if it wasn't that he couldn't use illusion now, he really wanted to confuse a person to rob it.

"You may not know how many people asked me about you during the time you were sick and on leave." Amy put her schoolbag on her chest, took out it, and then... took out a thick bag A stack of pink letters, and a key: "I heard from my father yesterday that you are coming to school today, so I brought you the letter from your classmate for you. The gift words are placed in your cabinet, and this is key."

Thinking of one of the f10s of that heart-wrenching campus figure, Rocky looked at the pile of pink things with suspicion at this moment.

But the concern from his classmates still warmed the heart of the evil god who had been lacking in love since he was a child. He took a thick stack of envelopes from Ellie, felt the extraordinary thickness, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Thank you. "

"No, anyway, I'm your squad leader now, so you can ask me for help if you need anything." Ellie smiled ambiguously at this time: "You can open the letter and read it."

It's a pity that the spring-like warmth didn't last for a minute.

The evil god specially picked out one of the most plain white envelopes from a pile of colorful envelopes and opened it.But the content inside directly made Loki want to kill the guy who wrote the letter!There is no other reason, this is a love letter from Chiguoguo!

Dear classmate Claire Owen, it was a sunny and warm afternoon, and I met the beautiful and charming you on the lawn of the playground.

Maybe you didn't notice my existence, but falling in love with you is an instant thing.

I have to admit that I noticed you right away among thousands of people.This is simply the fate given to us by God.

I love you, I will miss you all my life.Time will prove my love for you, I only want to be with you in my life.

—Love you Victor Heslett

Finally, there is a clearly imprinted hickey in the lower right corner of the letter.

Loki: "..." What the hell are these? !No matter how you look at it, it should be a man!

The Cthulhu, who was expecting to be cared by his classmates, realized that he was really naive.He directly contributed all the remaining envelopes to the trash can on the school bus, and when the school bus stopped, he got out of the bus with his schoolbag expressionless.

However, the evil god found that he was still too naive.Decades have passed since he last came to Earth.Human beings are no longer that conservative character.The pursuit of the person he likes is even more sloppy.

Before Loki's cold expression could be maintained for three seconds, a boy rushed up.Said to be a boy, he should only be a few years older than Loki's appearance, but he stands out among a group of students who don't wear school uniforms.

The careful evil god immediately discovered that this boy seemed to have dressed up on purpose. He was wearing a very formal suit. It could be seen that the tailoring fit him well, and his hair was combed back neatly, which made him mature a lot in an instant. Make his hair shiny.Even the leather shoes on the feet are shiny and shiny.

He first looked Loki up and down, and then he rushed up and wanted to hug him.

"Claire, it's great that you don't have the truth, you don't even know how much I miss you. During these days when you disappeared, my heart doesn't belong to me anymore." Even though Loki quickly moved away without hugging Loved one, the boy was still singing happily.

As if to prove his sincere heart to Loki, he read all Shakespeare's verses all night long.

The corner of Rocky's mouth twitched indistinctly, thinking of the letter he saw on the school bus, he frowned: "Are you that Victor?"

But he guessed wrong, and the little boy burst into anger instantly: "Victor? Is that Hexlett? Hell, how could he do this? He clearly agreed to compete fairly with me! Claire, don't you remember? Me? I'm Jesse!"

"Have you forgotten? We met at the door of the teacher's office a week ago." Jesse reminded cautiously, trying to remind Loki of that beautiful afternoon when they met.

Taking a deep breath, it turned out that God had confessed to himself in Asgard.Loki kept comforting himself like this, and then tried to make his tone not so cold: "I don't like men, thank you."

"But I love you so much, I am willing to do anything for you! I can buy you anything you want, please don't reject me, okay?" Well, Rocky really doesn't want to admit it This kid's successful seduction aroused his desire to conquer the earth.

Even the Asgardians, who have always been unrestrained and straight-talking, confessed directly, instead of piles of nasty love words like this, okay? !what to do?I really want to kill this guy!

"What are you doing!" At this moment, a boy from the crowd behind couldn't help but rushed up to save Loki's precarious sanity, and punched Jesse directly in the face: "Don't force him!"

Although it was a bit strange to say this, Loki still breathed a sigh of relief.

But obviously, he was still too naive. After knocking down that frivolous Jesse, the real Victor turned around, grabbed Loki's hands affectionately and held them on his chest: "Are you okay, Claire, It's all my fault that I didn't protect you well. It made you feel wronged."

When he spoke, he also used the same kind of aria that sang poetry, as if boys like to use this tone to show his deep affection.

At this time, the school gate has been surrounded by a thick wall of people, and some girls are even moved to cheer: "Claire, we support you. I hope you can be happy!" One is obviously familiar, and I have seen it in class before. The girl couldn't help shouting.

The evil god thought blankly: The only thing that can make me feel happy at this moment is to let the earth be directly invaded by aliens.

But something even more embarrassing happened...

"Uh... that..." Emina's voice came from behind with some embarrassment: "Claire, your mobile phone was left on the dining table this morning, and I brought it to you. Didn't... bother you? "

The woman's voice sounded a little cautiously, for fear of ruining her sweetheart's date.But she will go to Yilie Company to hold a meeting later, so time is a bit tight now, so she can only do this.

'Kaba Kaba' Rocky turned his head away bit by bit, silently looked at the mobile phone that was handed to him, then raised his head to look at the woman who was smiling a bit embarrassed and ambiguous, and was completely sympathetic to this The world is desperate.

Could it be that seeing one's adopted son being confessed to by a boy in broad daylight and being molested has become such a common thing in the world?Or is there something wrong that makes you guys misunderstand my gender? !

He quickly pulled his hand out of Victor's, fearing that if he moved slower, he would be misunderstood: "Aunt Emina, listen to my explanation, he and I are not what you imagined..."

He was interrupted before he finished speaking. The well-informed former agent said that he was very enlightened and waved his hand: "I have no objection to your falling in love, Claire, don't rush to explain. I have to go to the company now Have an emergency meeting. Is there anything you two can discuss slowly?"

Leaving this sentence to make the great evil god mess up in the wind, Emina seemed to be really afraid of disturbing his relationship.Leaning on his own crutches, he left at a speed that would never be possible for a disabled person.

Only Loki was left alone, watching the woman's leaving back in the cold wind, and wanted to kill her very much.

"Claire, I'm so happy. Your aunt supports us together, right?" Victor came up happily again.

Finally, the evil god, who had always been able to bend and stretch, collapsed before Mount Tai collapsed, closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "Get out!"