[Comprehensive British and American] 818 My irresponsible ex-husband

So what was supposed to be a leisurely afternoon tea for two women and tease the children by the way turned into a small family gathering.

Emina took Natasha to do her nails on the balcony. The sun was just right at the moment, and it made people feel warm.The two of them chatted about clothes, shoes and bags while drinking black tea leisurely, and by the way, complained about Nick Fury's unscrupulous marinated eggs.

The voices of the two women chatting and laughing kept coming from that side, but the atmosphere in the living room was so stiff that it was about to freeze.

Captain America is okay, he even faced the face of his more perverted opponent Schmidt for a long time, let alone the uncertain evil god sitting opposite, at least the other party has a normal face The face and the spirit have not been destroyed.

Well, it’s not an exaggeration to say that it’s a visual enjoyment, even the cute little lady on the opposite side has a face of “Fa Kaisen, trying to play a prank” at this moment, it didn’t stop Captain America from giving this guy a very high profile evaluate.

I have to say that if he didn't know that this product was a glutinous rice ball stuffed with sesame seeds, then in his fantasy, Steve thought that his future child would have better look like this.Soft and fluffy, but also cute.

But Phil, who was relatively shallow, was different. He sat stiffly on the sofa with his back straight, and he didn't dare to slack off in the slightest.Thinking of how he told Emina a lot of ways to educate children at that time, the other party would not know and want to take revenge on herself.

Loki wasn't in the mood to joke with the two people opposite him. He was indeed a bit of a Fakaisen at this moment, but the reason for his unhappiness was not as Phil imagined, because he planned to wait for an opportunity to retaliate against him. What he was worried about at this moment It's tomorrow's physical exam!

That's right, St. Mary's School is a school that pays attention to all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor. Leaving aside the issues of morality and labor as an evil god, at least his academic performance has been made up for by working hard day and night.

But what Loki never imagined was that the whole school could go out like this!What the hell, there is a physical exam tomorrow!

The decision to continue going to school was made after Emina received a personal call from a homeroom teacher when she got home, and she was also told that if there is no problem with her health, please take part in the physical education test held by the school on time tomorrow.

Rocky: "..." Why can't we not leave any pot unopened and carry which pot? !Why don't you continue the pleasant exam!Loki, who had planned to wash away the grievances of his scumbag in this monthly exam, was completely defeated.

In fact, as the little prince of Asgard, he has been hunting on horseback and hunting on the battlefield since he was a child.But now the problem is coming, the consequences of letting him take part in the physical test when he is not recovering now is like letting a pregnant woman who is pregnant in October run 800 meters-the result will only be horrible.

The Cthulhu put on a poker-faced face expressionlessly, watching a cartoon program on TV that Emina had tuned out for him just before she left.Watching the yellow sponge above being cut into various shapes, biting potato chips in his mouth.

Maybe it's because of too much thinking, Phil always has a feeling that the opponent will explode in the next second, and then jump up and bite him to death.

It was the hostess who finally came back from the balcony to break this almost frozen atmosphere.

As a strong woman comparable to a big man, even with a cane, Emina still walked like flying.After a few steps, he arrived at Loki's and sat down. With a big wave of his hand, the evil god, who was still very cold just now, was embraced in his arms: "What's the matter, Claire. Why don't you wear home clothes?"

Thinking of those childish home clothes in the closet, Loki felt a deep pain in his liver.According to Emina, it was because home clothes needed to be worn at home frequently, so there were a few more sets than pajamas, and they were even more insane than his pajamas.

And now let him show the group of his home clothes of cute pink rabbits or cute little white bears to make him throw his face to Jotunheim? Lift the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻ ━┻

Absolutely impossible!Loki made up his mind to pretend to be dead without saying a word.

At this time, the red-haired female agent who came later rescued herself.Loki had never felt that Natasha was such a considerate woman, because she said: "Maybe the child is a little shy, or we can dress him up after we leave."

God knows that she actually wanted to see that scene more than anyone else, but because she was worried that the recovered Rocky would directly kill them all, she reluctantly prevented the next scene from happening.

Emina raised her eyebrows, and when she was about to say something, the doorbell rang suddenly.

Before Natasha had time to sit down, she stopped by and opened the door.The person standing at the door is a courier boy.There was a huge box at his feet, and when he saw someone coming to open the door, he dutifully asked, "Hello, is this Ms. Owen? Here is your courier."

"Oh, yes, of course." Natasha curled her rosy lips, took the form in the hand of the delivery boy who was a little stunned by the electric shock, and signed Emina's name: "Then, can you please Will you help me move the box inside the door?"

"Oh, yes, yes, of course." The courier brother who just graduated from university and has no experience in the world has never seen such a scene.All of a sudden, his face turned red into an apple, and even the freckles on his face trembled a little flattered.Then he dutifully moved the courier to the table in the living room.

Because he was so excited to see the goddess, even the famous Captain America who was sitting in this room didn't notice.

Instead, she was dizzy and sent out the door by the hot and sexy female agent.

"What did you buy? Aren't you going to take it apart and have a look?" Natasha sat on the armrest of the sofa with great interest, then picked up the teapot and poured herself a cup of black tea, and glanced at it curiously That very suspicious box.

Emina's eyes glowed with excitement, she looked at the box excitedly, and then at Loki who was still compulsively hugged in her arms.Successfully made the great evil god shudder, and suddenly had a very bad premonition.

Sure enough, Emina rubbed her hands excitedly, and couldn't wait to open the tightly sealed cardboard box: "I think you will like it too."

The huge box was disassembled in full view, and inside were...several sets of extremely exquisite children's clothing, but all of them belonged to girls.

And judging from the size of these clothes, it seemed like a thunderbolt from the clear sky fell straight from the top of the head.Reflexively, Rocky tried to run away.Mama help, the earth is terrible, I want to go back to Jotunheim tat

At least Laufey would never have the leisure to do such a crazy thing!

It's a pity that other people with short legs can go anywhere, but Emina pulled him back with her long arms, and said with a smile: "Baby, I carefully selected these clothes on the Internet. Wear it." In the end, the current guardian's smile cast a shadow for some reason.

But even so, as a proud evil god, he was still unwilling to easily succumb to the woman's lust, and firmly shook his head in refusal: "No, I won't wear it."

"Really not wearing it?" Obviously a threatening tone?Emina raised one eyebrow high.

Usually this action means that things will be implemented immediately.

But this time, Loki's attitude was very firm, he would rather die than surrender: "Don't wear it!"

"Okay, then I'll tell Mr. Saul that his lovely brother is going to participate in the sports test tomorrow, how about letting him watch it?"

Loki stopped immediately.If this matter is really told to Thor, with his toes, he will come on stage wielding a hammer in a very high-profile way under the watchful eyes of all the teachers and students in the school, and then... maybe the whole school, teachers and students will know about his sports on that day The result is the bottom one.

No, maybe this embarrassing thing will be spread to Asgard, and the four warriors of Asgard will definitely laugh at him. Everyone in Asgard knows it.One is to be ashamed in front of these few people, and the other is to be ashamed to the entire planet...

Under the balance, the evil god still gave in very spinelessly...

Dignity, when did you abandon me and run away from home_(:3」∠)_

"Then... that's fine." Loki lowered his head as if he was dead, his voice was as big as a mosquito.But it was still heard by Emina.

"Then wear this dress." After struggling for a long time, she picked out a dark green tutu skirt from the box, as well as a matching bottom shirt, white stockings, and princess shoes.The former female agent smiled very strangely: "Do you want me to help you wear it?"

The great evil god bowed his head deeply, took the clothes as if bleeding from his heart, and ran directly into his room.If that woman really wanted to change his clothes by herself, where would he put his face?

And the crowd who watched the whole process and knew the true identity of that little Douding had a complicated heart...

Now Phil has become calm with the mood of seeing death as home, anyway, he will definitely not be able to live after seeing the evil god's women's costume today.It's better to think that seeing this rare scene is actually earned by yourself, and I can feel a little more relaxed.

On the contrary, the old-fashioned Captain America felt a little sorry, and tried to persuade him: "Isn't this a good look? Claire is a boy after all..." In the end, he was defeated by the surprisingly unanimous smiles of the two women.

do not know why?Seeing such a smile makes me feel a little hairy.For the first time, Captain America had the urge to ask for help: Bucky, where are you, Kuaiai came to save me in dire straits!

Captain America shouted in his heart whether the Winter Soldier heard it or not, but after waiting for a long time, he finally couldn't help but go up and knock on the door. The door of the room opened, and everyone held their breath for a moment. took a breath.

The little cutie who came out of the room had snow-white skin and big moist eyes. Perhaps because of her shyness, her cheeks were flushed.The dark green tutu skirt he was wearing matched him very well, and the pair of white stockings set off the two thin white legs.

This little angel was timidly looking at the people in the living room with those big green eyes, and his feet in pink princess shoes were rubbing against the ground a little uneasy.

Even the two female agents who have always been well-informed stared blankly.

"It's really cute..." Natasha murmured.

Then, the unpleasant knock on the door awakened everyone who was still in their nympho.Captain America, who reacted the fastest, immediately shook his head to wake himself up, and then stood up from the sofa to open the door.

"Brother, are you in there? I'm Thor, your brother." It seemed that it was Thor, and Steve opened the door without thinking too much, completely ignoring Loki's hand stretched out behind him.

But it was too late to stop it now, the tall Sol had already squeezed in through the gate.After looking around here for a week, I put my gaze on Loki in women's clothing for three seconds before focusing on Emina: "Where's my brother? Where is he? I have something to tell him."