[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

"Recently there is a lot of movement in the Wuhun Palace..." Emperor Xingluo looked at the map of the mainland, "The spirit masters under the Wuhun Palace in the southern part of the empire are causing serious disturbances, and there are also constant commotions in the eastern part of the Star Dou Great Forest."

"Click, click, click, click..."

"Some frontier guards reported that they saw the Pope leading a group of troops into the Star Dou Forest, and they seemed to be going to the center, and the eyeliner on Tiandou said that the fake prince would not be able to hold back anymore, and it might be soon. The rebellion will be completed...Because that guy Xue Ye completely trusts the fake prince, he is already in his body and unable to move...Heh, after all these years, he is still so stupid."

"Click, click, click, click..."

"Wuhundian has made so many small moves recently, and even near the imperial city, the bishops of Wuhundian started to hold lectures and pray wantonly, declaring the prestige of the angel god's omnipotence and creation of the world, and even has the tendency of brainwashing... Although they control the divine power But this time it's a little too much anyway... what are they trying to do?"

"Click, click, click, click..."

"Can't you just stop? Can I stop being addicted to eating melon seeds when I'm talking?" Xing Luodi slapped the table and stared angrily at the five people sitting beside him.

"It's as if you didn't say these things yesterday." He looked very similar to Xing Luodi, except for a man with a tuft of extremely noticeable dull hair on his head, knocking seeds on his head.

"No, at least he didn't ask what he wanted to do yesterday." Said Her Majesty the Queen, who was dressed in a fancy dress but didn't care about her image, sitting cross-legged on a chair.

"It sounds just like the real thing, but you can't come up with any solution. I really don't know why you call us here every day. Let's go, let's go, maybe we can play a game of mahjong by the way." Prince Zhu said the same Said indifferently.

The prince and princess nodded: "Second."

Seeing that these people were about to finish the second pack of melon seeds and open the third pack.

"This one isn't as delicious as the one that was newly opened before. Why is it a century-old shop? How did you buy it?" The queen stared at the dumb-haired man.

"Oh, when I rode all the way in, I randomly found a fried goods shop in front of the palace. He himself said it was a century-old shop, but I don't know."

"..." Xing Luodi's face darkened.

Tang Yuke, who looked innocent on the side, seemed to have no idea what the group of people were talking about: "Kachachachakachachacha..."

Xing Luodi couldn't hold back.

"It's enough for all of you!!! The junior is still watching!!! Do you look like an elder!!!!" He exploded.

"No."

"Seconded."

"I heard that you want to look like an elder?"

"Just kidding, why pretend to be so forceful after finally talking about everything?"

Star Luo Emperor: "..."

Xing Luodi split the table with a knife. (If it is useless, he will call someone in to clean it up.)

Dai Mubai, Davis, Zhu Zhuqing, and Zhu Zhuyun squatting in the corner of the wall stared at each other with expressionless faces and nothing to say.

It feels like the serious images of the elders have been eaten by dogs.

My heart is so tired, I feel that I will no longer believe in this ruthless and unreasonable world.

Tang Yuke: I just eat melons and watch plays.

Then I heard someone talking.

"I said to you, such a serious matter can fly in waves. I really doubt why the empire established by that guy at that time has continued to this era."

Everyone looked up and looked around, only to see a person calmly appearing out of nowhere among the sunflower seed crackers... and also joined the ranks of sunflower seed crackers.

Even if the scene you appear in is very fantasy, it changes from transparent to solid like a little bit of painting with a pen, and the first thing you do when you sit down is to eat melon seeds, and your forceful figure will fly into the sky...it's not scary at all, okay?

Then Davis and Zhu Zhuyun were frightened. (How timid this is.)

"Big, big, big brother, brother?"

"Gu meow... is it a person, is it, is it, is it a ghost?"

This frightened one was almost trembling in a hug.

Ah, no, it's because I couldn't control it and hugged in a ball with a frightened expression on my face, half dead.

Compared to others, he seemed surprisingly calm.

"Ah..." Dai Mubai didn't really want to talk.

He has already crossed out male and female regarding the gender of his elder brother, and directly put a big question mark on it... Even if he sees his elder brother helping her next time, he won't be surprised... No, if you want to help her or something, please ask your elder brother If you think about it carefully, this matter still has a strong impact on the Three Views.

Zhu Zhuqing stared at it for a while, then sighed: "Brother... There is a limit to whether you can appear like a ghost or not... Do you want melon seeds? I think it's quite delicious."

"You're still willing to come back." The prince calmly clapped his hands to wipe off the ashes on his hands. He didn't look like he was furious a few years ago and wanted to find the murderer who 'killed' his nephew. "I thought you forgot You have at least one surname written as 'Dai' and pronounced as 'Kusi'."

"...Your complaint is too sharp..." The dull-haired man rolled his eyes silently, and then stretched out his hand towards Wuchang, "I have admired you for a long time...Although according to your seniority, you are my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. How many times the elders are my nephews... But originally the Xingluo royal family was completely messed up because of the relationship between the strange people who ran away from home and love to die... So let me introduce myself, I am Xu Yiran, once Use the name Dai Yiran...you...you better call me Uncle..."

"It sounds like you're unexpectedly weak." The queen pushed aside one of her unreliable cousins, and carelessly took Wuchang's hand and began to ramble, "Cub..."

"Pfft." As expected of father and son, Dai Mubai and Xing Luodi couldn't hold back the first sentence.

Then he was glared at by his own mother (wife).

"You continue, you continue..." The elder brother has no objection, it is better not to say anything... Poof... Sorry, brother, I am really not as calm as you and can still face this address with a smile... Poof...

Wuchang was still smiling...and glanced at Dai Mubai.

A certain dead tiger: Why do you suddenly feel a chill behind your back?

"Cub..." The queen started again, "Why haven't you come back for so many years... Your mother, I miss you so much... Although I really want to imitate people who say that if you lose weight, you will grow taller, but you have lost weight That's right, why is it still shorter? Why does it feel more tender?"

The tone of inexplicable disgust.

Impermanence's face darkened.

"Mother." He said, "In the future, read less scripts. It's written by folks. If you let me know next time, I'll set your private study on fire. You can do what you say, good boy, queen of a country." It doesn't sound good to say that you are addicted to romance novels... well, don't worry, I will definitely spread the word when I go to see my long-lost teacher."

"Σ(°△°｜｜︴Wait a minute! Don't you love your mother! The promised daughter is a caring little padded jacket!"

"...I am now your son in a biological sense, the one who is responsible for dragging back the convulsed parents. Be good, don't be foolish." Pushing the convulsed mother to the smiling prince and princess who was eating sunflower seeds, he turned his head to look To the drowsy Tang Yuke, Wuchang smiled and said, "Seven years have come."

Tang Yuke opened her eyes and looked at her. After a moment of silence, she sighed, "Welcome back."

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"Then you have been discussing for so long and you haven't discussed anything?" Sitting on the second floor of the upper floor, the proprietress's game room is filled with lazy sofas of various sizes. impermanence.

"No, because there is no specific news at present, the only thing that can be deduced is that Bibi Dong went deep into the Star Dou Forest to find the two 10-year-old soul beasts that Xiao Wu grew up with, that is, Da Ming and Er Ming... only It can be said that it's a good thing we took these two to the sky in advance, otherwise no one is looking at them, maybe our Pope's Pavilion will be in our hands..." Tang Yuke hugged a big white rabbit's pillow and nestled on the sofa Ge You Paralyzed, I feel like I’m going to soften up, “So we have nothing to do when we get together, we just eat melon seeds and play mahjong all day to relax and connect with each other—anyway, the effect of chatting in a serious manner and chatting while playing mahjong is not as good as that of profanity For a few days he..."

"So how long are you going to mess around if I don't come back?" Wuchang asked.

Tang Yuke was at a loss for words: "Uh... about a month or two? But it's not a big deal. I feel that my memory is slowly recovering. Maybe this kind of leisurely retirement life is more suitable for me to heal my injuries?"

"...So how did you solve it in the end?" The fox brought the topic back, "You asked us to come here to gather together, and you specifically asked to drive the little ones away..."

"That's true, although I haven't remembered whether my contract with you was seven years or a few years... But I remembered the day when you went undercover in Wuhundian, at least half a year away Are you leaving early?" Tang Yuke wrung her fingers, "And you just asked those little guys to strengthen the border guards, and then in Wuhundian... Ah, you are the only undercover in Wuhundian, the others They are all people from the small branch hall, who have no right to speak or know, and you also ask them to strengthen their surveillance and control the important movements of the Wuhun Hall... Isn't it too difficult for others?"

"No, no, I came back because of something important... Old Ke'er, let me ask you, have you ever thought that this world will disappear?" Wuchang stared at her with his face propped up.

"Ah? The world?" Tang Yuke was a little sluggish, then reacted, and immediately replied, "Think about it, after all, everything has its natural lifespan, and the world is the same, it will always die, it's no big deal."

Impermanence smiled, slightly sarcastic: "No, no, the demise I'm talking about is not that kind of demise...that's...it involves existence..."

"..." The accountant frowned, "According to the date, it seems that it is almost here? No wonder... is 'Nothingness'?"

"That's right~" Stretched out an index finger and shook it, Wuchang was obviously very happy, "Isn't it 'nothingness', but this time they have already entered this dimension~ I just ran over in a hurry when I found out I told you... Judging by the intensity of the erosion, it is estimated that they have chosen this place as the main battlefield this time~"

"No wonder you can't tell them... It's really hard for people at this level to know about this matter." Ah Yu lowered his eyes.

The white dog in her arms spoke with a clear, youthful voice: "Then where did the erosion start this time? Looking at Xing Luo's harmonious appearance now, it's obviously impossible to be here."

"Nothingness..." Tang Yuke began to bite her fingernails, and her little finger began to twitch unconsciously because of nervousness... "There is such a passage in my wedding dress...Nothingness will use negative emotions as a guide, sow seeds to live in In the living body, the seeds evoke the instinct of biological destruction and destruction through erosion, and even regard nothingness as the supreme symbol of gods and fathers... Then after destroying everything, the seeds break through the host body to 'bloom' and release 'nothingness' , lead to the void, and finally be strong enough to swallow existence... and then use the corroded world as the base point to spread to the surrounding dimensions... that's right."

"I remember the last eternity, the main battlefield of the final battle of the 'Holy War' was launched in the world code-named Magic Flute... The discovery was late, and the result was that the creatures in that world could only jump to another world. A world... not only suffered heavy casualties, but even the history and civilization of that world were swallowed up and completely blurred... There should be seeds of nothingness in the creatures that moved away... But because of the beating, they got angry Most of the concepts in the Metaverse have been devoured... In the end, there is no extra energy to investigate, so we can only let it go... You should inform His Majesty that most of the concepts have returned now, and it is time to send extra people to investigate and clear mines... ..." Ah Yu nodded sadly as a response to Tang Yuke, "Solomon and Shiba... If there is a chance, I really want to see their son Aladdin... Unfortunately, I don't have time now..."

"That's all I remember... Can you add to me the rest? About nothingness." Tang Yuke raised her head and asked.

Impermanence played with the proprietress's game console, and responded flatly: "You asked me to go to Wuhundian seven years ago because you felt 'ambition', right? I planned to lurk there according to your idea, and wait until their Ambition is really revealed as a stab in the back."

"But when I actually met the Pope, I realized something was wrong."

"Adong..." Tang Yuke frowned, and shook her head fiercely, "Tell me... Anyway, I'm already mentally prepared."

"Although you have had a lot of contact with her, one is that you have not been fully approved by the Metaverse to take up the job, and the other is that you rarely met after you separated more than 30 years ago, and the last is that this subhost hides too deeply... I didn't find out that it was her. It's normal...you know it's not her who is being corroded, but the divine mansion she inherited—but it's no wonder, as the god of evil thoughts, he doesn't know how to control the evil thoughts he bears, but let him go, doing a lot of evil and even losing his mind... This is probably another congenital mansion that takes things for granted and has no brains, so it’s no wonder that nothingness doesn’t take advantage of it.”

Tang Yuke held her breath, but finally smiled dejectedly: "Evil thoughts... She... passed down to such a divine residence, I can probably imagine how serious crimes she committed..."

"Hmph... I don't think there's anything wrong with admitting your ambition, trying to climb to the top, and taking revenge on those who betrayed you... But you are too kind, and it is rare to see a person who has no desire for power. You That’s why I can’t bear it…” Wuchang sneered, “I like her quite a bit, at least she is completely bad and brave, she is not afraid to admit her desire for power and power, she is not even indecisive, and she can give everything for her goal... She is an iron blood As for a woman like this, a person like this has the qualifications to become an emperor."

"...Yes, yes, you are right..." Ah Yu patted Baigou's head, helplessly, "But you also need to know that old Ke'er's three views are surprisingly upright, I'm afraid I can't agree with you... After all, people are always different."

"No... it's just... a bit hard to let go..." Touching her earlobe, Tang Yuke could only answer in this way, and then changed the subject clumsily, "Then how far has the erosion reached now?"

"It's not to a certain extent... It's just that most of the high-level people in the Wuhun Temple have been planted with seeds~" Wuchang spread his hands, "Then, they are now planning to become independent from the two empire systems, transforming theocratic power into imperial power, and then Just rule the continent."

"This means... if they really rule the continent, and wait for the seeds to bloom, then the world will be meat on the chopping board, and it can be destroyed casually." The accountant is unexpectedly sensitive to such things, "This time it's really I have to admit that nothingness has a bit of experience in terms of strategy... If it weren't for the old Ke'er, we all came to this world, I'm afraid we are all kept in the dark... What a terrible future, my pupil It’s almost impossible to see the bifurcation of the fate of this world.”

"It also means that the Star Luo Empire has always been in danger and is in danger."

Tang Yuke turned her head and stared out the window blankly: "That means, what this empire will face is not a simple foreign invasion at all?"

"That's right, what you are going to face is the mighty power of gods and laws, and the nothingness that ordinary creatures will perish at the touch of a finger." Wuchang took a sip of tea, grabbed the fox's tail and hugged it in his arms, letting the non-combatant With tears in his eyes, he dared not speak out, "In other words, instead of destroying the country, everything in this country will be swallowed up. Since then, from ancient times to the present, the country of Xingluo has never appeared~"

"I know you were thinking about leaving and traveling with him, right?"

"But I don't think it can be kept from you."

"I'm different from that group of people. I respect your choice. Although I also want to save you, I don't think that what you don't want will have any effect... Anyway, I really concealed it, and I will regret it and want to die in the end. You're still right."

"So, after hearing the news, are you still planning to leave?"

"I will never be able to turn my back on the word "responsibility, my lord prime minister..."

The author has something to say:

The first five thousand words.

I'm dead (fly away from reality.)

I love Xiuxian!Immortal cultivation makes me happy!La la la la la!Long live all night! ! ! !

(It’s almost dawn at six o’clock in the morning and I can’t sleep anymore!!!)

(Come on! Wake up! It's going to be dawn anyway!!!)

(...I might as well start counting the next five thousand now...)

The hole buried in the small chapter of the contract has been filled~＼(≧▽≦)／~ la la la

However, when the stupid author wrote the end of the last part of the soul master contest, he completely forgot to explain the role of impermanence... Only the last chapter mentioned it and brought it up...

The next part of the focus will probably be on the collision of their respective love views.

Zhu Zhuming was disappointed in love when he was young but still had hope in his heart.

Disappointed in love, the former oiran Hua Chao, the Kanban lady who has seen all the vicissitudes of life.

Zhao Jue and the proprietress who hurt each other but love each other very much.

Xiao Lang, who is able to tolerate willfulness and restlessness, will not change if he is determined.

Obtuse but yearning for love, Xiao Wu is extremely cherished.

A fox who can give everything for love and end in tragedy.

The crazy boss who regards love as a life-saving straw but no longer knows whether it is love or has become a terrible obsession.

You can wait for Ah Yu and Donghua who are waiting for the years to be peaceful and happy. (Have I never said... well, I'm so stupid. Donghua is the dog who has been following Ah Yu.) (It seems that I have said it, but I haven't said that the two of them are together?) (This pair is Here comes the sweetest couple.)

An impermanence that does not report any expectations for love but is extremely ironic. (In fact, this is the group of strong men who the old driver has unrequited love for her.) (She really doesn’t know how many people she has deliberately teased, intentionally!!!) (However, most of the strong men have died heroically.) (No, no, no In fact, the warrior who succeeded is currently guarding an empty boudoir alone because his wife ran away from home.)

A cashier who doesn't have any real feeling for love. Love is just an extremely small part of life, so he doesn't care at all.

Because the growth environment in the previous life valued love very much and was pure, and Tang San was willing to bear all the burdens of love alone. (Who is not convinced when I say that?) (Talk to me about the low-level disciples who grew up in the deep mountains and old forests who have never even read the scriptures. Will they take love very seriously and purely because of a love? Does this kind of class inequality have a sense of dedication?) (Then let’s talk about how much grown-ups will feel about the righteousness of the family and the country in this environment?) (Actually, I really think that Tang San fought for Tiandou only because he was banned It is the responsibility of King Lan Hao, not because he has a sense of belonging to Tiandou.) (However, this is where the contradiction with Lao Keer lies...)

In the end, love is also very important, even so innocent that you can never let go of Bai Yueguang once you have loved it once. I hope to face everything hand in hand with my lover in love instead of hiding behind a shelter alone, but I can never let go of myself She should do her duty, pursue love and freedom against her own conscience, sacrifice herself for the sake of the country and her responsibilities, and always live a very tired old Ke'er. (San Guan Qi is incomparable!!!) (The parents of the first life really taught well.) (Patriotic young people who are loyal to the country are obliged!!!) (She is really tired of living, even if she occasionally pursues freedom willfully There are waves all over the sky, and they will also appear on the front line on time when the country is in crisis.)

I hope that the love between Tang San and Lao Keer can find the right direction in this boundless collision.

If we can't understand each other, how can we be together?

Love is not steel, if not maintained, it will always fade away.

One last question.

How much do you think old Ke'er's memory has recovered? (Yes, actually recovered part of it long ago, but didn't tell Tang San.)

This question remains valid until the end of the text.

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