[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

"Aunt Ke!!!" Tang Yuke turned around, and a cannonball flew into her arms, "That bastard Tang Xiaosan! You bastard bastard bastard!"

Tang Yuke plucked the little rabbit's fur, and skillfully took out a radish from somewhere and stuffed it directly into the little rabbit's mouth: "Oh, oh, don't cry, come on, why did Tang San bully you? Tell Aunt Ke to make Aunt Ke laugh!" Ha ha ha."

"Aunt Ke QAQ!" Xiao Wu spat out the radish in her mouth, her whole face wrinkled into a ball, "You bullied me again! That's a white radish! No! The point is to tell Aunt Ke Hit him for you! It was agreed to hit the young one and the old one!"

"Good boy," Tang Yuke continued to rub the little rabbit's hair into a bird's nest indifferently, "Read less novels and read newspapers more. The reality is cruel, and fantasies need to be punctured. The elders who fight between the younger generation and the younger generation come out to act casually." , either an idiot or a mentally handicapped person, eight or nine times out of ten, he or she will be called an idiot by the other parent."

"Oh... wait, wait! What's wrong with the logic of what you said just now? You obviously said that you won't hit the young ones and then the old ones, so what kind of parents are helping you!" Xiao Wu suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Tang Yuke turned her head away, beat the villain silently in her heart, turned her head, and said with a smile: "Baby, you have to remember, hit someone first, call it bullying, and hit back after being hit, then call it justifiable defense."

"If... it's self-defense... it's okay to kill him! (Thumbs up) Anyway, we're right, huh heh heh... the first to flirt is cheap, it doesn't matter if you beat him to death!" A hearty crowd laughed.

"Well... I got it! Righteous defense! There is nothing to say! The first to flirt is cheap! Beat to death!" The little rabbit nodded seriously.

"That's right! That's it!" Applause!

... So is there really no problem with this education method?

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"So, that's it, Tang Xiaosan, that bastard, left me alone and ran away!" The little rabbit took a bite of the carrot in his hand, "What?! Running to the Soulhunting Forest with the newly recognized teacher is completely unreasonable!" Take me! I also want to go to the forest to play!"

"Don't worry about it! You still want to go to the forest? They are hunting spirit rings, can you see them?" Tang Yuke took an apple from the plate carried by the cafeteria staff passing by, crunching it, and tilted it Xiao Wu took a look.

"I...but he didn't tell me! He just left a letter! Really! He's my little brother! He didn't report to the eldest sister when he went out! Bastard, bastard, bastard!" The tied plush rabbit ears also flickered.

"Oh." Indifferent.

"Aunt Ke, why do you have such an attitude!"

"What attitude? Don't care about your attitude?"

"Oh!" Aunt Ke! "Look at other people's aunt! Xiao Xiaolang's aunt still brings him food every day! What about you! What about you!"

"Eat your carrots! Every day I get you carrots from the dining hall and complain! Really." Silence... sigh... "You think I don't want you to eat something good? But your little aunt and I are just one Salted fish, oh salted fish... It's not bad to eat a poor meal in the canteen, my dear..."

"...So I'm also a salted fish? I eat carrots and carrots every day... I want to eat something else too, blah blah...Even if it's a rabbit, after eating so much delicious food, I think If I continue to eat only carrots like this, I’m going to go crazy...Carrot buns...Carrot pie...Carrot soup...Ah...Although it’s all carrots..."

...doesn't seem to make any difference.

"Hey..." Looking from behind, the two sighed in exactly the same way, "So we are all salted fish..."

"Father!!!!" The cry of a hard-working young man came from afar.

"...Xiao Wu." There was no expression on her face. "Let's go to another place to feel the life of this salted fish."

"No." Flat. "Aunt Ke, you said that you have to solve the trouble you caused by yourself, and pretend to be forceful by yourself, and you have to kneel down and pretend to be done."

"Xiao Wu. Aren't you willing to help your aunt Ke?"

"I'm just a salted fish, and salted fish can't help."

"...Don't use you as a salted fish as an excuse, hey!"

"...You heard it wrong, you are just a salted fish, I can't understand what the salted fish said."

"...!@#￥%" Tang Yuke almost fainted, "I'm not filial, I hate you!"

...But in fact, in the end Tang Yuke was still thrown from the wall by a certain trembling... Oh, he didn't fall, the child was hanging on her body in mid-air, making her eardrums hurt.

"Shut up!" A flower in the cafeteria "teared" the 11-year-old boy who had come to make trouble from his body, "I'm not your father!!! Your father came to me last week to give me the pennant of being brave and educating me. I don’t want to see him send me a banner of respecting the elderly, loving the young, and caring for the mentally handicapped next week!”

"QwQBaba, you like this kind of pennant, I'll wait, no, send a letter to ask my dear father to make one now, do you want it!"

"=Dish=Don't! Come down! Come down!! I'm not your father!"

"Let go of my aunt! Aunt Ke is my aunt, not your father!" The little rabbit finally had a little sense of crisis—by the way, Aunt Ke's appearance is only 16 years old, but Boss Xiao, Bah, Bah, Xiao Xiaolang Only 11 years old... Five years old is no problem for a dude!Isn't this guy in love with my aunt?I don't want him to snatch my aunt away! (The brain circuit is so strange.)

The mighty rabbit bounced up and rushed to Xiao Xiaolang's body—the two of them lost their support and fell down together.

"Kids, don't make trouble." Tang Yuke rubbed her temples with a headache, and put the two little guys by their collars on the fence with each hand, and subconsciously touched a carrot from her arms and stuffed it into Xiao Xiaolang's mouth. The 11-year-old The boy cowardly wanted to refute in a low voice that he was no longer a child at the age of 11, and in the end he gnawed on the carrot without saying anything in the blink of an eye.

...Hmm...a bit sweet...I finally understand why the little rabbit who is always clinging to his father likes to eat carrots...

Tang Yuke looked at the brats who were gnawing carrots on the left and right, and silently took out a carrot to gnaw: "Little wolf..."

"Father!" wagging his tail.

"..." How do you want me to answer like this... The title Douluo of a certain salted fish accidentally squeezed the carrot in his hand into two pieces.

"Father, you can tell me anything! My family is the largest in this city of Notting! What do you want, dad!" Proud!The tail wags more happily! ! !

"..." I couldn't help it... I really wanted to slap him...

QwQ

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Tail wag!

It was slapped down.

"Father—" Hey!

"Father... I just want to talk to you... I got my first soul ring~ I'm a soul master~ I can earn a gold soul coin every month to supply you~＼(≧▽≦) /~I'm great!" Realizing that he couldn't climb up at all, Xiao Xiaolang stood under the fence and shouted towards the top of the fence.

Oh, no wonder I haven't heard this little wolf cub whispering in my ear for the past few days... Wait...

"Earn a golden soul coin? What income channels do you have, prodigal son..." A golden soul coin!Golden soul coin!Can feed a family for a year!It can also let her leisurely travel to the extreme north to fight with that foodie scorpion for three months!If only she could make money with this salty fish... (What a slack, have you forgotten that you are a highly respected Title Douluo!)

"Huh? Dad, don't you know? After the soul master registers, he can receive one gold soul coin per month in the Wuhun Hall. There are ten great soul masters, and a hundred soul masters!" Meow meow?Dad doesn't know?The opportunity to make meritorious service comes~

"One, one hundred?" Xianyu said that only ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in his heart!God!How dare I pretend not to see such a huge treasure!a hundred!Hanging Lantern Douluo, who is so thrifty and frugal, said that so much money is enough for her to spend her whole life!

Although, although there is a festival with Wuhundian... But people must move forward!all in all!Can't live with money!

"Xiao Wu!" They looked at each other!

"Yeah!" This is the excitement from another salted fish!

"Let's go! Make money!"

Looking at the two figures going away, Xiao Xiaolang's eyes were full of sadness.

"Father—" If you have money, you don't want a son!If you have a daughter, you don't want a son!ah----

"Ah, young master, have you seen Tang Yuke? It's time for lunch. We're waiting to cook..." The canteen manager hesitated when he saw Xiao Xiaolang in Erkang's hand.

"...Father... babble..." Xiao Xiaolang looked at the half-cut carrot in his hand and felt his heart suffocate.

He held up the carrot and asked the canteen manager, "Will the absence of one person affect your cooking?"

"Uh... no..." Actually, yes!Calm down, young master!Not enough manpower!Let me get back a flower from the cafeteria first, and we can talk, okay? QAQ!

"Oh..." He subconsciously took another bite of the carrot.

"..." Staring at the section of poisonous carrot.

"Let's have carrots for lunch today."

All the teachers and students in the school were devastated to find that on the menu at noon today, carrots fried with meat, shredded carrots, stewed carrots, all kinds of carrots, carrots, carrots, carrots... radish... radish...

carrot.

No meat.

The headmaster silently broke the chopsticks in his hand.

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Coming out of the Wuhun Hall, Tang Yuke fiercely kissed the soul master's certificate on his hand.

"...A titled Douluo... puts his strength down to the soul master... just for a hundred gold soul coins... I don't know how many people's jaws will be scared off..." Xiao Wu hehe.

"Xiao Wu," with a serious face. "You know, the stress of life is scary."

"So, if the skin can sell for 100 yuan, then as a salted fish, what use is it for me!"

The author has something to say:

What is the use of this class selection table!

It's been three days!Three full days!

Can't get in at all!

You talk, you talk!

If you have the money to build a teaching building, why don’t you have the money to buy a good server!

The server system of the course selection every year crashed, and I couldn't get in or log in. It's fun, right?

Seeing busy now makes me want to cry QAQ

...However, the problem is that I haven't taken the class so far.

busybusybusybusy endless loop...

bitter.

Forward an update to pray for blessings_(′_`”∠)_

I wish I could choose a class within today.

Senior, senior sister, be merciful! QQ

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