[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

Xiao Wu's aunt is... a very lively person.

Tang San thought hard.

In fact, our honest male protagonist seems to have a filter in his eyes... We have to admit that this is definitely an appropriate wording after it has been beautified n times.

You should be more polite to your classmates' elders... right?

...No... It's obvious that this guy doesn't look like an elder at all.

The girl with long gray hair was biting a candied haws, and was stroking the little rabbit's hair very naturally, while Xiao Wu was gnawing on a carrot that was handed over by a girly cook. Things behave exactly the same.

After beating Boss Xiao mercilessly, the little rabbit joyfully ran to the cook's side, turned around, made a face at Boss Xiao, and then hugged the cook's arm coquettishly. .

The cook obviously didn't know that after beating someone, the corpse would be destroyed, ah no, the evidence would be destroyed.Very calmly, when Boss Xiao was still trampled under her feet, she chatted with Xiao Wu.

I have to say... the look of the cook holding the spoon on her hip... quite intimidating - the key lies in the... boy at the foot, right?

So in this situation, is it really okay to talk and laugh without caring at all?

...Of course there is a problem!

Anyway, when the teacher who recruited someone rushed over and saw the messy cafeteria after someone waved around and walked away... I deeply doubted whether there was something subtle about my perception of the girl's strength Offset—so she really came to be a teacher instead of a cook, right?

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Two months ago, Star Dou Great Forest.

"Hey, hey! Wait, Aunt Ke! What are you talking about!" The little rabbit was so frightened that the carrot in his hand dropped.

"I said, quickly absorb the first soul ring, and then we'll go to school." Tang Yuke struggled for a year to find if there were any survivors in the vegetable field she planted a year ago.

"Going to school... what is going to school?" Xiao Wu was confused.

The most down-to-earth salted fish Douluo in history silently looked at the carrots that Xiao Wu had almost eaten a year later and Yitian’s white radishes that grew wildly because no one cared about them and ended up with seeds everywhere. The rabbit shuddered: "How many times have I told you not to be picky eaters, don't be picky eaters, why don't you listen! You think I planted a bunch of white radishes here to look good!"

"White radish is not tasty! It's so spicy!" the little rabbit yelled at Tang Yuke tearfully!

"So you eat it raw again! How many times have I told you to cook it and eat it! Don't eat raw carrots like a rabbit when you are transformed! You will get sick! And if you don't eat carrots like crazy every time It directly caused you to groan, I will let you eat the white radish that you can eat!" Tang Yuke yelled at Xiao Wu with her hands on her hips as soon as she rolled up her sleeves.

"Hey... blah blah blah blah blah! Mom! Auntie bullied me!"

"Oh." Indifferent.

... This is definitely my auntie, there is nothing wrong with it.

"So, so, why, go, go, go to school... I don't want to go out! Mom! Mom just went out! Only by that woman! That woman..." Xiao Wu choked and yelled after crying for a long time.

Tang Yuke's brows and eyes softened, and she slowly combed with her fingers the fragrant long hair of the girl who was tired from crying and pillowed on her lap, and closed her eyes.

"Xiao Wu, I can't explain anything to you right now...I can only push you out."

"The world is very cold, but the world is also very gentle. You have been in this place since you were born, and you have never gone out... However, the Star Dou Forest is very big, but this world is even bigger. If you choose to become a human, then you Go and see, the good and evil of human beings, black and white, if you want to truly become a human being, you must have a 'human heart'."

"I have a human heart! It's beating well in my chest!"

"No..." The gray-haired woman shook her head, "You have to study, emotions, human emotions...you are too simple, and so is your mother."

"I...I don't want to be human. To be human...is it like that woman!"Not even a soul beast!

Tang Yuke held Xiao Wu's hand, and gently placed her hand on her chest. The vibration of the beating heart came to the fingertips. With warmth, the gray-haired woman spoke, and the voice was like her heart "What about me? Aren't I a human too? Isn't the sound of my heartbeat you hear the same as that of the thousands of humans outside the forest?"

"But! But!" But Aunt Ke is different!

"Ha... little girl, although you are older than me, you are far behind in life experience!" Tang Yuke patted the little rabbit on the head with a smile.

"Yeah... Aunt Ke!" The little rabbit was angry.

"Try to believe." The gray-haired woman looked at her tenderly, and gently brushed the loose strands of hair from Xiao Wu's cheeks, "Although you may encounter betrayal, although you may experience sadness...but ah...human beings It is a very interesting creature, it can be kind or evil, this world may not make you happy, but its splendor will definitely make you happy."

"As long as you've seen it, you won't regret it. After all, you have to go through this world of mortals." She said to the girl like this, the old soul in the vaguely young body quietly spoke of peace, and the face without a smile had a long look. Like a ray of moonlight that came to the world thousands of years ago, it still shines on people who come and go in the world.

"Ah." The girl leaned on the thigh of the girl-like Title Douluo, looking at the shining starry sky at night.

Is everyone in this world a star, that's why there are so many stars.

She doesn't know anything about the world of mortals, she only knows that human beings are ants and gods, and the law of the weak and the strong can't teach her the struggles and contradictions of human beings...She who is as simple as a blank sheet of paper doesn't understand anything.

Such a thing as the human heart... How can I get it?

When waving goodbye to Da Ming and Er Ming the next day, Xiao Wu lay on the carriage piled with white radishes and thought about this question.

"Aunt Ke!!! Why are they all white radishes!!!"

"Children are not allowed to be picky eaters."

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rabbits!!!"

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Walking to the back of the cafeteria, Tang Yuke skillfully took out a carrot and fed it to the little rabbit.

"Wait! It's not a white radish! It's not a white radish!!!" The little rabbit jumped away immediately.

"Look clearly..." The cook waved the carrot in her hand, but the little rabbit nimbly snatched it away.

"Ahh..." The cook moved her eyes a little in embarrassment, "I didn't make it so funny..."

"Aunt Ke!!!" The little rabbit roared, "What are you doing! Are you teasing a puppy!!!!"

"No." The woman did not know where to find a candied haws and put it in her mouth, and then naturally combed the hair of the little rabbit sitting in front of her automatically. Tang San struggled for a while. Candied haws?

"I'm teasing the rabbit." As she said that, the cook pulled Xiao Wu's hair viciously, triggering another round of explosions from the anxious rabbit.

"Aunt Ke!!! Although I am very grateful that you stayed here to accompany me to adapt..."

"Eh?" The cook interrupted the little rabbit, and Xiao Wu turned her head to look at her in surprise, "Why do you think it's for you? Could it be that a creature like a rabbit likes to think too much?"

"Wait... wait! Aunt Ke!" The little rabbit looked confused.

"Your endless eating of carrots has finally made your Aunt Ke poor. I'm obviously here to work for travel expenses. Don't be too affectionate." Let go of her hand, the cook admired her own work, without any regrets. Looking concerned, the annoyed Xiao Wu directly threw up the scorpion braid she just tied and cursed at the street.

"Are you really my aunt!!!!!! QAQ"

"……fake."

"How could you do this to me!"

"So you want me to ask you for carrot money?"

"So you are really my aunt!!!!!!"

"Oh, fake."

The chatter seemed to roll on endlessly.

Tang San: I don't want to talk, this scene was very embarrassing, please leave me alone and don't mention anything related to my aunt! ! ! !

Finally, yes.

Such a cheating niece, this is definitely my aunt.

The author has something to say:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I had no choice but to write all night.

... Can't sleep at all... Lying down.

...and then I fell asleep again halfway through the code!

As a result, I coded under the eyes of the teacher during the day...

It's amazing... It really is hibernating...

By the way...there is no chance for Tang Xiaosan to discover Old Ke'er...you have to be patient...

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And... Daughter Nuannuan, why are you making Xia Mo Haige again! ! ! 6600! 6600!!!

my diamond!My money!I!

... I want to knock a 258 to eat soil QAQ

Hug the cute little bunny...

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