[Comprehensive anthropomorphism] The hero felt duang

——Actually, I refused when I was asked to pick up Thor's Hammer, because I thought, you can't ask me to use a hammer as a weapon, and I have to immediately use a little lolita as a hammer to hit people! ——The ninety-year-old man is suspected of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and always uses the shield as a uniform to subdue the little loli.The nurse Coulson worked hard to find a prescription, but the old veteran was so stubborn. ——A few days ago, the relevant personnel of the Quality Inspection Bureau inspected the beauty refrigerator of Hydra Beauty and Hairdressing Company.According to the complainant, after using the product, there will be confusion, left and right hand interaction, and hallucinogenic effects. ——Take a look at my black-haired and blue-eyed bat transvestite laryngeal cancer father, and his tights and belts. The main code is slow, please insert lightly. ——[Help] I love that man of steel deeply, but the deeper I love, the deeper I hurt him Oh Cupid, what should I do, what is wrong with me as the most beautiful and precious kryptonite in the world ! --Help!As the greatest Green Lantern, my ring brain is bigger than me? !what to do? !Am I going to go back to being a parallax monster again? !Wait online!urgent!This article is about the revolutionary friendship between heroes and their anthropomorphic weapons/natural enemies. ② This article is a comprehensive article composed of several short stories. Each short story is independent and independent of each other. The style of painting may be different. The order of the short stories has nothing to do with the copywriting