[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

"Go aside for me!"

The Avengers in the room watched helplessly as the little girl who was just fine jumped off the sofa with a shriek, and then the girl still wearing high heels jumped onto the sofa in front of her nimbly. The coffee table, before almost falling into Stark's arms, turned around with agility and jumped from the other side of the coffee table.Then, Rosa ran around the room like a rabbit in a panic.

As the instigator of Rosa's "fate", Thor's Hammer, which fell from the sky, followed Rosa calmly, always keeping a distance of less than 20 centimeters, swinging leisurely up and down.

And the kitten Betty jumped off the sofa without knowing the situation, followed closely behind Rosa and Thor's Hammer, and ran away screaming "meow".

"Go away ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahh!" Thor's hammer followed closely making Rosa more and more flustered, she even threw herself behind Dr. Banner first, then ran towards Natasha, and finally even went under the bar counter .

"Stop messing around!" Steve and Stark, as the two leaders of the Avengers Alliance, finally took responsibility at this time.One of them picked Rosa up, and the other stood in front of Thor's Hammer, "What's wrong?" Peter obediently wrapped the hammer with spider webs.

"Yeah! Short and no abs!" Thor's Hammer was very unhappy and Iron Man stood in front of him, "Forget it, I forgive you for the sake of always throwing money at us." Meow Hammer Said that she was giving face to the local tyrant, "Rosa sauce, do you really not like me?" Her voice was aggrieved.

"I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it!" Rosa didn't embarrass Meow at all, "Who wants to be with you Lily!!!" She hugged Captain America's waist tightly and didn't let go——oooooooooooooo scared baby.

"Lily?" Natasha sat beside her and opened her mouth.

"With whom?" Dr. Banner, who was almost thrown just now, pushed his glasses.

"What's the situation?" Captain America and Iron Man looked at each other.

……

Rosa and Meow Hammer faced each other and sat on two sofas respectively.

[Ding Dong, exchange skills now——#Every Mary Su heroine can talk to small animals#<(*￣▽￣*)/, Meow Hammer is really cute, Rosa sauce, you don’t want to be with her together?Lily Dafa is good! (￣︶￣)↗]

You go away too! ! !

Rosa rolled her eyes.

"...The Lun family just want to be with Rosa sauce!" Thor's hammer, which was still lying on the sofa, rolled like a ball, "Rosa sauce is fragrant and soft... woo woo woo , Little Gu Liang is so cute! That bastard is a million times cuter than Sol!" An abrupt voice sounded in the room.

"This..." Natasha twitched the corners of her mouth, staring dumbfoundedly at Thor's Hammer, who was still rolling on the sofa, "Clint?" She looked at her old partner—she was speechless .

"...Is she talking?" Clint pointed at Thor's Hammer with a trembling finger, and asked Rosa for confirmation with his eyes wide open.

"Yeah." Rosa nodded holding Betty.Iron Man and Captain America sitting next to her on the left and the right respectively gave her a great sense of security. "I can keep her voice heard for a while." Too long and she couldn't hold it.

"It's me or it's me." Thor's Hammer seemed to know that he was rejected by Rosa, so he jumped up, intending to ask for the support of others.

"I ran out of Asgard this time, just hoping to follow Rosa-chan from now on." Meow Hammer's voice sounded cute, "But why doesn't Rosa-chan seem to like me so much..." The scheming hammer made the words pitiful.

Sure enough, as the scheming hammer fell to the ground, the honest Dr. Banner and the innocent little spider looked at Rosa with doubtful eyes.

You have the ability to repeat what you just said about Steve's figure!

Rosa puffed her lips.

"Rosa sauce, I'm useful." Thor's Hammer twirled on the sofa, "I can thunder, rain, smash things, and I can take your gray ╰(￣▽￣)╮!" Thor said Hammer jumped onto the coffee table, "I can still play with your little hairball." She rubbed a little in front of Rosa's knee, "Rosa sauce, just accept me." Thor's Hammer swung the hammer Gently touched Rosa's knee with his head.

"Meow!" Betty patted her paw ignorantly.

"Sol should be back in a while." Iron Man and the others were not stupid. Just now Rosa ran away, her face turned pale from fright, and she still shouted that she didn't want Lily. It was clear that the hammer in front of her was causing trouble. "You wait here until Thor takes you back to Asgard."

Even if Thor's Hammer can talk, it's still a female hammer?And there is actually a lily tendency?

The Avengers said that they don't quite understand what the gods of Asgard are thinking.

"Don't go back with Sol!" Iron Man's words stabbed a hornet's nest, "Rosa sauce, I don't want to go back with that scumbag Sol..." Cry as soon as you say, Meow Hammer is worthy of She is a high-achieving student at the Central Drama Academy, "I hate him! I don't want to go back!!!" She jumped onto Rosa's lap while everyone was stunned by her crying.

Ah... so fragrant and soft... As expected, having a hostess is more sexually blessed... Ah bah, it's happiness.

Meow Hammer lay on Rosa's lap intoxicated.

"Meow?" Betty poked the hammer strangely—why didn't you play with me?

"What happened between you and Thor?" Stark signaled Rosa not to throw the hammer yet.After all, the opponent is a divine weapon, so it is better for them to treat it with caution.

"That heartbroken Saul!" Thor's Hammer jumped up immediately, "For thousands of years, I have been by his side, working hard and working like a cow! He said he killed everyone, and I I have never left a life alive! He said that he will beat people into permanent disabilities, and I absolutely guarantee that the other party will not be able to marry a wife in this life! For thousands of years, I can be said to be conscientious and dedicated to Sol... woo woo Woo... But, but..." Miao Miao Hammer burst into sparks from crying.

"...But Sol has a girlfriend?" Steve asked seriously according to the thinking of a straight man—could it be that Sol and the hammer in front of him have always been character lovers? ? ?

#喵喵针: God TM character love, return human hammer love! #

"No, it's worse than that!" Thor's Hammer despised Steve's simple brain, "That bastard! Did I say anything when he and his good brother Rocky walked in the dark room together for the rest of their lives? He and Hai Did I say anything when Mudar hooked his shoulders? Did I say anything when he and the female doctor in the atrium made love to each other? Did I say anything when he had 4P with the three warriors of Asgard in the bathhouse?"

"But just because I fell in love with Rosa sauce, that bastard wants to imprison me!"

Thor's Hammer didn't seem to feel the shocking things she said.

"At the beginning, Odin asked me to choose the master. If it wasn't for that scheming bitch of Sol who wore a loincloth, I would have chosen him?!"

Thor's Hammer told everyone about Asgard's secrets, "If he hadn't relied on his own broad shoulders, long legs, long buttocks and a big [drop——], single-handedly, I would have to pick Loki !"

"...Then why didn't you pick Loki?" At this moment, Rosa suddenly felt that the God of Lies was really wronged——did Thor's Hammer choose its master based on his body?

"Actually, I sneaked a look in Asgard's bathroom the day before I chose the master." Thor's Hammer twisted his body a little shyly, "I don't think Loki's [drop——] is not as big as Thor's." ..."

"Plop", a figure fell straight to the ground through the hole made by Thor's Hammer in the wall.

"Sol?!"

"Father asked me to bring back the last Soul Gem and Loki." Sol covered his head with an ice pack.In fact he was thrown straight off the Rainbow Bridge by Odin. "Also, I need to bring Thor's Hammer back with me." He looked helplessly at the hammer lying next to the little girl in Fulian, and from time to time rubbed the head of the hammer against her arm like a baby.

Thor's Hammer complimented him that his [Drip——] is too big.

While Sol was feeling sad, he was actually a little relieved.

"I won't go with you." Thor's Hammer calmly pressed one of Betty's little paws, "Sol, you should give up on this." After learning from the pain, Miao Miao hammer has already understood that men are unreliable of.Not to mention the thousands of years of friendship, even if she took a bath with Sol every day, she was so disgusted by the smoke, didn't she get back the equal treatment of the other party?

Therefore, a fragrant and soft hostess is the best o(*￣︶￣*)o.

"But..." Thor put down the ice bag, stood up and walked in front of Rosa, "Rosa, I..." He is the God of Thor in Asgard, how can he do without Thor's Hammer.

"You just go back with him." Rosa had a terrible headache.Meow Meow Hammer has a profound ability to entangle people, and her refusal is regarded as inaudible, "Mr. Sol is the God of Thor, if you don't follow him..." Isn't that a mess?

"That's right, go back." Thor apologized to Meow Hammer seriously, "It's all my fault, I shouldn't have let the king take you just because Rosa could pick it up..."

Sol, who had always been single-celled and nervous, suddenly froze.

"Mr. Saul?" Rosa looked up strangely.

"Wait, you..." Sol pointed at Thor's Hammer, and felt that he was not good at the moment, "You...you are a woman?!" The details that he had ignored since entering the room Finally crashed into his head.

"Nonsense!" Thor's Hammer turned over arrogantly, then rubbed Rosa's arm - it was so fragrant and soft.

"..." Thor withdrew his fingers, and then...covered an indescribable part of himself.

"What are you covering?" Thor's Hammer said impatiently, "I can watch [-] times a day."

"The dark elf has been imprisoned in Asgard, and he will not affect the safety of the atrium." Thor explained to everyone in the Avengers what happened after he returned, "However, I have to take not only Loki and the Soul Stone , I now hope that Rosa can go back with me."

Thor's hammer refused to leave Rosa even after being beaten to death, Sol had no other choice.

"Me?" Rosa pointed to herself strangely.

"This won't work." Iron Man and Captain America objected at the same time.Rosa can manipulate both the Infinity Gem and Thor's Hammer. It is not normal for such a powerful force to appear on an earthling.If Odin, the father of the gods, is slightly dissatisfied with Rosa, then in Asgard, who is thousands of miles away, who can protect the little girl of their reunion?

"Sol, Rosa can't go back with you." Stark and Steve seriously rejected Thor.

"Stark, Rogers, I promise I will send people back intact." Odin said when he was thrown off the Rainbow Bridge. If Thor can't get Thor's Hammer back, he will never return to Asgar. Germany.Sol had no choice but to say, "Rosa, I promise I'll just take you there, and I'll send you back in one day." As long as he can persuade Thor's Hammer to go back first, he can send Rosa down.

Rosa hesitated.

"Rosa, Thor's Hammer is not just a weapon." Looking at the hammer playing with the cow cat on the sofa not far away, Thor also felt tired, "He represents the Thor of Asgard. That is to say , Anyone who holds Thor's Hammer can be the monarch of Asgard and rule Asgard. If you want to inherit the throne, I have no objection." The die-hard Thor said from the bottom of his heart, " But Thor's Hammer left without permission this time, and we have to take her back."

If it is known that Thor's Hammer betrayed Asgard, I'm afraid it will set off a huge storm in the Nine Worlds-because it represents the incompetence and decline of the Asgard monarch.

"But I..." Rosa really wanted to pull that Meow Hammer over and beat him up, who refused to leave.In this regard, if Thor's Hammer cannot follow Thor back to Asgard today, no matter how generous Thor is, I am afraid that he will inevitably have no opinion on the earth from now on.

The fragile earth cannot afford the consequences of fighting against Asgard at present.

"No." Both Iron Man and Captain America firmly opposed it.

Everyone resolutely opposed Sol's proposal for her safety, but Rosa couldn't say that she didn't want to go. "Otherwise... I will go with you?" Asgard is the domain of the gods. Putting aside the safety issue and the very likely arrival of Odin in the future, Rosa is not so repulsed by the one-day trip to Asgard .

"Then it's settled!" Thor stood up quickly, "Don't worry, I'll send him back as soon as the Thor's Hammer matter is over."

Fulian and the others frowned, but Rosa had made her own decision, and they could only agree.

"As soon as the matter is over, I will send the person back." Saul assured everyone again and again, "You can rest assured that Rosa's safety is absolutely fine."

"Huh? Rosa sauce is going to Asgard?" Thor's Hammer jumped over, "Okay, okay, I'll take you around to play." When she finished playing, she would go with the fragrant and soft little girl Back to the atrium (☆_☆).

Thor's Hammer's abacus clanged.

"I'll bring Loki here." Natasha nodded towards everyone.The little girl can also come back early if she goes early.

"Loki." With the Mind Gem in his pocket, Rosa and Thor's Hammer floating in mid-air stood beside him, finally waiting for the last passenger to return home. "Be honest with me." He nodded towards everyone in the Fulian, indicating that he must send them back early.

"Wow, Loki." Thor's Hammer couldn't stop leaning up and rubbing against each other, "Your big pectoral muscles have hardened a lot." Her attitude towards acquaintances was much better than Thor.

"...you can talk?" The tied second princess stood beside Sol, "Why can't I be Thor?" He asked bluntly.

"Because your [t——] is smaller than Thor's." Thor's Hammer replied honestly, "I don't like [t——] small men."

Amidst the dazzling light, everyone in the Avengers Union heard Rosa scream, "Loki, you vomit blood!!!"