[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

"Rosa sauce, I like the 'television' in your atrium." Thor's Hammer, who descended from the sky, didn't seem to feel that the atmosphere in the room was weird at all. She was still flying around Rosa, talking to herself, "Once I saw there was A lot of beautiful men with better figures than Sol are strolling back and forth in it! It’s a pity that Sol was jealous of his figure and picked me up and left.”

Thor's Hammer shook its head again in contempt, "I was really blind to pick on that idiot Thor thousands of years ago! You Zhongyuan people have a right saying, until the moment of crisis, you will never know what you are going to marry." Whether the man is a person or a dog," she snorted coldly.

"Meow?" Betty lay on Rosa's shoulder and stretched out her paws, trying to throw Thor's Hammer down in mid-air.

"Be careful." Rosa quickly hugged the restless kitten to her chest.

"Don't worry, she won't fall." Thor's Hammer flew closer and let Betty pat her hammer head with her paw generously, "The little hairball is so cute, Rosa-chan, do you want to raise her?" I can help you take care of it... Yay, why are you still biting your mouth!" Thor's hammer moved a little, and moved himself out of Betty's mouth, "Don't cry to me if your tooth is broken!" As he said that, Thor's Hammer hit Betty with his hammer head.

"Meow(>^ω^<)!" Betty replied happily.

"That..." The other people in the room had already come to their senses at this time. "Rosa, you said that the hammer is...it's her, what's wrong?" Clint watched as he flew in front of him at the moment of the exit of the code "it", floating in mid-air in a menacing posture, and there was a faint flash of lightning on his body. Blu-ray's Thor's Hammer wisely changed his mouth.

"She said that Mr. Thor and Odin wanted to change her... thinking, so she flew back from Asgard in a fit of anger." The ghost knows how a hammer has thinking, Rosa grabbed it and wanted to pounce. Betty, who went out to play with Thor's Hammer, rubbed her temples with a headache.

"Odin wants to change the thinking of Thor's Hammer?" Steve looked at the Thor's Hammer flying around the room, and felt a headache, "Is it because of Rosa?" If so, Odin's behavior has something to do with it Excuse me, but this hammer...

"It's because of Rosa!" Thor's hammer flew to the top of Steve's head as soon as he turned over, "Sol, that bastard! It's the same face when I begged my mother to be a bull and horse for him. Seeing my mother find a first Erchun actually dared to be tough! When he was messing around outside, my mother didn't say a word! Now I just say hello to Rosa, and he dares to control my personal freedom?!" Thor's hammer was A few small lightning bolts angrily struck in mid-air, "I'm not going back! Let him be a polished commander!"

"...What is she talking about?" Natasha looked at her student.

"She said... Mr. Saul tried to control her human (hammer) freedom and she was very angry." Rosa summed up and refined the essence, "So she decided not to go back to Asgard for the time being."

"Wow." Iron Man crossed his legs and couldn't help teasing, "Rosa, why don't you go to Asgard and take a look at your territory." Thor's Hammer has completely rebelled, Thor that Is the position of Thor, the silly big man, still stable?

"Stark!" Steve frowned, interrupting Iron Man's nonchalant teasing, "This kind of thing can't be used as a joke." Sol may not know how anxious he is at this time.

"Yo hoo!" Thor's Hammer seemed to be reminded by Iron Man, "That's right, Rosa sauce, or you can become Thor! Anyway, whoever can afford me can be Thor is what Odin himself said Got it." Thor's hammer landed on Rosa's lap, "Sol, that stupid big man, he knew he was at the forefront when he carried me to the battlefield to beat people, but when it comes to governing the country, his brain... ..." Thor's Hammer shook his head contemptuously, "I think Loki is much stronger than him!"

So even Quake thinks Loki is a better king of Asgard than Thor?

Rosa couldn't help but twitched the corners of her mouth, "Well, uh... your name is..." What's the name of Thor's Hammer?

"Mjollnir", Thor's hammer shook his head, "my name is Mjollnir".

"Uh..." Rosa was stunned for a moment, unable to react.

"Meow (>^ω^<)!" Betty pounced and fell into a ball with Thor's Hammer.

"That's right, that's what it's called." Thor's Hammer praised Betty for her accurate pronunciation.

I don't know you people of Asgard (hammer) very well.

Rosa looked at Thor's Hammer playing with Betty on her lap, and sighed weakly.

"What now?" she looked up, asking the other Avengers in the room.

"Wait for Thor to come back." Steve twitched the corner of his mouth and watched the scene of the hammer and the cat rolling together, and felt helpless, "Thor's hammer is lost, Sol will definitely come back to look for it." Regardless of Luo Why Sha can communicate with Thor's Hammer, in short, this matter has to wait for Thor to come back.

"Rosa..." Peter, who was standing aside, had been staring at her for a long time, "Ask her, can I take a picture with her?" Little Spider-Man looked greedily at Thor who was calling Betty back and forth. Hammer.

"Little handsome guy wants to take a picture." Thor's Hammer floated up by himself before Rosa could speak, and circled Peter three times. Who made the clothes?!" Thor's hammer fell back on Rosa's lap, "Rosa sauce, I didn't say that you people in the courtyard are good at everything, but this aesthetic... tsk tsk tsk, that ugly... ..."

Thor's Hammer felt that the man in the courtyard was really blinding her.

Turning over on Rosa's lap and letting Betty pounce on her, Thor's Hammer expressed her own opinion on Peter's uniform, "Big Red and Big Blue, who will give this handsome guy confidence? And this suit, I can’t see anything anymore—no chest, no butt, no abs, nothing, nothing to look at.” She was disgusted, “I don’t take pictures with men with bad bodies, next one.”

"Rosa?" The naive Peter was still waiting for Thor's answer.

"She said...she doesn't like your uniform, and she will take a photo with you after you change into other clothes." Rosa was very glad that her little friend couldn't hear Thor's Hammer's answer at this moment.

"Huh?" Peter, who was rejected, was a little sad. He looked down at his uniform—it was very handsome.

"But the handsome guy next to you is pretty good!" Thor's Hammer, who was bitten by Betty again, pressed the little hair ball under his body, and then made some idiotic comments to the American team next to Rosa. "This white T-shirt is really well-chosen! It's just right for the big pectoral muscles." She left Rosa and stopped in front of Steve, "Tsk tsk tsk, look at the outline on the lower abdomen , definitely has 8-pack abs! Ah, I can imagine how sexy his mermaid line is!" Quake stepped forward, and the distance between Steve and Steve became smaller and smaller, "Rosa, did you notice ? Look at his pants, ah, now I feel like I can almost imagine how [wow——] he is... umm, why are you dragging me?"

Thor's Hammer didn't understand why Rosa grabbed him suddenly.

Steve swallowed, he somehow felt a little cold in the air.

"Mr. Saul will be here to pick you up in a while, please stay here for a while." Rosa felt that she could no longer look directly at the so-called "artifact"—is Thor's Hammer actually a female idiot? !

"No, no, no, I don't want to go back with Sol!" Thor's hammer blew up when he heard this, "Rosa sauce, I've made up my mind, from now on, I will follow you in the courtyard Drink spicy food, I will never go back and work for Sol again!" Meow Meow rubbed the hammer on Rosa's shoulder, "Ah, it smells so good, it really is the best smell for girls o(*￣︶ ￣*)o", she leaned on Rosa intoxicated.

"Hey!" Rosa was shocked.

"What's the matter?" The others who couldn't hear Thor's Hammer looked strangely at Rosa who suddenly started to avoid Thor's Hammer.

"Ah, the atrium is really heaven!" Thor's Hammer took another deep breath, and then floated up intoxicated. "There are handsome guys with different styles, good-looking TV sets, and fragrant girls here." She walked around Natasha again, "Rosa sauce, I wish I knew you sooner!< (￣ˇ￣)/”

"...You get off Clint first." Rosa covered her face, then grabbed Thor's Hammer, and put the idiot's hammer that was rubbing on Hawkeye's chest back on the sofa.

"Rosa sauce, you don't know, I've been tired of seeing those people in Asgard for thousands of years!" Thor's hammer turned over on the sofa, not angry, "Sol even gave a new face Let me see! Back then, I was young and ignorant! When Odin asked me who I wanted to choose as the master, because I was greedy for Sol's big chest muscles, I made a mistake! I chose that scum..."

Meow Hammer actually started crying.

"That guy Sol, relying on his big chest muscles and a lot of abdominal muscles, just abducted me who was born... After thousands of years, I followed him to fight in the north and south, and worked as a cow! But he, he actually ..." Miaomiaohammer cried so hard that those who heard it were sad, "He actually wants to imprison me just because I can resonate with you...Wow..."

The plot suddenly switched from the haunt of idiots to family ethics disputes.

"Rosa sauce, I've lived for so many years to understand, man! No matter how big the chest muscles are, it's useless! No matter how hard the abdominal muscles are, it's unreliable! No matter how sexy the mermaid line is, no matter how high the butt is, they can't save their inferior character!"

The sound of the meow hammer was deafening.

Can you get off Steve's lap before you talk?

Rosa twitched her mouth and looked at the Meow Hammer who unconsciously rubbed against Captain America.

"Rosa sauce, I understand now, I won't have a sincere relationship with a man!" Thor's Hammer came back to his senses, and hurriedly got off the US team.

"If you want to reap a sincere relationship without any external factors and never change, you have to be with Gu Liang!"

Meow Meow hammer turned her head, and swooped straight into Rosa's chest.

"Rosa sauce, let's be together!"

"Mud play Kai!!!"

The author has something to say: the second watch is still at 8 o'clock in the evening, kiss one!The next chapter of Lei Sledgehammer is flashing (bitter) bright (forced) debut!I suddenly felt that Meow Meow Hammer is very suitable for CP, 2333