[Comprehensive British and American] Self-cultivation of trans-wearers

The cold wind swept past, and Nan Xi raised her head to look at the weather in the doldrums not so sure, but felt that she was frozen in place by a chill.

"Excuse me sir, what is the large piece of gibberish you just said, can you repeat it again?" Nancy, trying to pretend to be a passerby, pulled her arm away calmly, wanting to stay away from this strange person. The cusp of meaning.

"Hey, isn't it [beep——], [beep——], and [beep——]?" Deadpool certainly saw her intention, and loosened his paw playfully, so that the girl Can take a breath of self-comfort, "Knowing too much is really lonely like snow, don't be too obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

"Nancy, who is this? Your friend?" The only one who can look at Deadpool so frankly without colored glasses is the child who has been at the same table with Nancy for three years, and has a boyfriend with Nancy's help. .

She poked Deadpool's arm with great interest, and inexplicably recalled the feel of the hand.

"Yes, yes, brother is one of her boyfriends." Deadpool nodded before Nancy could organize his words, "It's just that brother is a little shy and dare not greet sweetheart directly at the door for a date. .....Oh? You said this should not be my line? Come on, anyway, the world is about to be harmonized, not to mention that according to China's cheating rating system, there is no way for my movie to be released, oh yes, I feel sorry for you Let’s talk about cute little Peter next door, even if his movie is finalized, it will have to be postponed for two months..."

"...Boyfriend?" The tablemate simply and rudely extracted the important information he wanted to hear from his beeping, and glanced up and down at Deadpool's coy gesture of covering his face, but he didn't agree with that sentence at all. The shyness of bullshit has a little sense of identity.

"Listen to his nonsense!" Nancy denied it vehemently, and she didn't know who gave her the courage to grab Deadpool's hand and pull this guy in front of her deskmate, "Don't you know that my ideal type is Mr. Tao, Don't believe me, you actually believe this guy who jumped out of nowhere?!"

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh last night sweetheart said that in bed." Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, Deadpool took out a small handkerchief from his four-dimensional pocket and wiped away the two crocodile tears.

"Hey——" the tablemate gasped, and patted Nancy on the shoulder comfortingly, "I don't know who you are talking about, but from the current situation, you really look like a young couple. Quarreling."

"By the way, interject, Brother Zhan Tao Tang."

"..."

Right shit!

Accompanied by the embarrassing lines of "Oh, my sweetheart is so enthusiastic, let's be more rough", even though there are no sparsely populated and quiet places in the entire Disney park, all kinds of scrutinizing eyes have never disappeared from the beginning to the end, Nancy still pulled him away. With that, he left the ranks of the large army.

Anyway, if she doesn't lose face, she doesn't count on it anymore, so let's lower her requirements a bit, just don't lose face in front of acquaintances, okay? !

"Enn, how can you be ashamed to let sweetheart spend money in such a money-making place?" He said embarrassedly, but actually took the sparkling drink in Nancy's hand very readily, while sitting in the Sitting on the wooden bench, Deadpool chewed these words without any psychological pressure at all.

"Ah, it's actually my brother's favorite pink. Sweetheart, don't you really have a crush on my brother? If you tell me, my brother will definitely give you a chance?"

Now I have to talk about the pitfalls of this Disneyland. The security check at the entrance does not allow you to bring any food and drinks. Do everything you can, and don't bring what should not be brought.

This is also the reason why the food and beverages in the park can be sold so expensively.

"...Please don't remind me, I really want to pay back for this little thing, why don't you restrain yourself until you return to the original world?" Nancy rubbed her palms that were frozen by the iced drinks, and sighed , "At first I thought it was a problem with the location of my own property, but now it seems that you are following me?"

"Well, you really don't want brother to promise you with your body?" Deadpool dug his ear with his little finger as if he had never heard of it, and sucked at the mouth of the straw, not sure if the drink could seep through his mask.

"...Don't." Nan Xi looked at his appearance that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, a thought moved in her mind, and she tentatively grabbed his hand.

Deadpool trembled like an electric shock, and then blinked extremely quickly.

"Hey, don't get excited." Nancy felt that it might be interesting to ask him questions here. Anyway, the man in front of him is the legendary man who broke through the dimensional wall. "I just want to ask, what were you doing before you came here?" ? Is it in the plot or outside the plot? Do you know why this happens?!"

She told him not to get excited, but she accidentally blurted out the local dialect in excitement.

"I really want to know?" Deadpool lay down on the back of the chair carelessly, and when he recovered, Erlang's raised legs were trembling very comfortably, and his tone was extremely unbearable, "Brother, I will tell you if you want to b On the mouth!"

"...Oh, I suddenly don't want to know uh—" Nancy listened indifferently to his suggestion, and was thinking gloomily why she chose to ask this unreliable guy, this The guy who she defined as unreliable in her heart leaned over her head unexpectedly and gave her a loud smack on the cheek.

"...If you don't kiss my brother, that brother can come and kiss you!" Deadpool who had achieved the goal in his words hadn't waited for him to turn around and sit still, his sharp palm wind was wrapped in a strange kind of anger, gentle And stuck firmly to his left cheek.

"Okay, welcome to the Marvel World Class Games now, and it's your Deadpool daddy on stage now. Look at your Deadpool daddy doing a perfect 720-degree forward roll and then hooking up immediately Nice Armstrong cyclotron-like spin-jump..."

He was slapped like a slap in the face, and Deadpool, who is currently on the ground with a lot of people in the show, still doesn't forget to mutter, and the lofty concept of vowing to die is brought into full play.

At any rate, after Nancy finished listening, she also rested her temper from competing with him with a headache.

Hey you asked why Nancy didn't slap Tony who was trying to drive in the middle of the night?

It can only be said that the environmental situation is put there. Tony, who is well versed in foreplay, is definitely an old driver who drives very steadily and brakes steadily. Compared with Deadpool, he is equivalent to trying to use a bumper car driver's license to drive a big truck. The guy who had fun in it.

"Okay, let's get down to business, I won't tease you anymore."

Swinging the empty drink glass with only half a glass of ice cubes left in his hand, Deadpool sat back on the stool again, shaking his head.

"I told you before, my situation is different from that of the short, rich, handsome Iron Man and the small Captain America." Having said this, Deadpool couldn't help but feel complacent, showing off the muscles on his arms in a remarkable way , "Look, my brother is developing perfectly now, there is nowhere I need your help, little beauty."

"How do you know that Tony and Steve have been here?" Nancy wondered, even if the dimensional wall is broken, it's not such a broken method, is it?

Breaking through the dimensional wall must also be done according to the Basic Law!

"Because I watched the update!" Deadpool blinked playfully, but of course Nancy couldn't see it. "The quality of the current fanfiction, my God, the timeline is messy, thanks to the author being able to justify himself."

"...Say it again, please don't [beep——], okay?"

"Oh, let's do it again." Deadpool smacked his lips regretfully, resting his gloved fingers on his chin, feeling very comfortable, "How can I forget the world before it's fully conceived? Look at my memory."

"...So you came here just because of a teleportation accident. You accidentally located here when you were teleporting to another place, and then you foretell that I will come through the dimensional wall when I go home tonight. The guy doing something?!"

Nancy eagerly stared at the cheap belt that Deadpool was gesticulating, and wanted to try to see what the teleportation accident he was talking about was.

Seemingly seeing what she was thinking, Deadpool said in a sincere tone quietly: "Brother Sweetheart, I suggest you take back your bold idea? After all, you are not like my brother, and half of your body is gone." ability to recover."

"Brother played so late in the morning, isn't it because this shit belt only left a head for me when it was sent over!"

After swearing, he felt better physically and mentally. He lay down on the table and played with a few bugs that accidentally flew over. Deadpool said that he had done his part.

Nancy, who was left with a premature aging and an old mother's heart, was shocked by the huge information in his words.

There are all kinds of tourists coming and going, whether they are young or old, they can always find their original heart and childlike innocence in this famous paradise both at home and abroad.

The staff worked hard to attract tourists to stop under the big sun. The smiling faces on the large dolls are the signature characters here. Everything, like a dream, filled the childhood of tourists.

"Tsk, with such a sad face, I can't even laugh when I'm beside you. If you meet a group of dark and serious guys from the DC family, what should you do, little beauty?"

Nancy only felt a rustling sound beside her, and then a shadow of a suitable size cast and enveloped her entire body.

Perhaps it happened to be backlit, and the scattered light sneaked around Deadpool's silhouette due to some kind of zigzag effect. Red and black intersected into her eyes, and the light was broken.

"I'm already here, why don't you waste the ticket money!" He stretched out his palm and placed it in front of Nancy's eyes. The moment she looked up, he glanced left and right, extremely careless.

"Let my brother take you to run wildly in this fantasy paradise, sweetheart, how do you like it?"

"...Have you collapsed your design?"

"That's because the author forced me to be more flirtatious, and I can't help it."

"..."

Nancy, who was really comforted, really grabbed Deadpool's hand and wandered around Disney for a day.

I don't know how he did it. In such a big paradise, she really didn't meet those students who were also having fun in the paradise.

At exactly 08:30, I stepped on the moat bridge where the sea of ​​people could not see the edge, and the fantasy fairytale castle standing there quietly seemed to have been pressed to release the mysterious power. Huh, bunches of gorgeous fireworks were sent to the night sky, and even the night sky without stars and moon was brightened by the fireworks at that moment.

Deadpool sent her here with a smile, and he activated the belt to teleport away.

Fortunately, there were no "souvenirs" left for Nancy that would cause her to be detained for questioning. Nancy looked at the place where his back disappeared, and then turned her gaze elsewhere.

Jarvis, who was silent on the phone, secretly recorded the picture of her looking up and following the sea of ​​crowds, drifting with the current.

Say goodbye indifferently or enthusiastically. Walking to the punctual hour hand when the park is closed is like announcing the end of an era. If there is no such event today, this curtain call may also be at home during the rest time of having tea and blowing the air conditioner. Maybe it slipped away quietly.

Perhaps what Nancy wished more was to be quiet?

"Miss Nancy, I have to remind you that just now, the main cable gate of your residential apartment was closed. I can't monitor the situation inside now. Please be careful."

Sure enough, it took less than 3 minutes for Wenyi to walk to the gate of her community after getting off the subway, and she received the bad news that Jarvis was belatedly arriving.

"...What is supposed to come will always come," Nancy passed by the green belt, greeted the security guard on duty with a smile, and calmed herself down, "I actually forgot to ask Deadpool... ...Is it the villain or Chaoying?!"

Although it seems that the superhero side with a guaranteed safety factor has come so far, but since the appearance of Deadpool in the morning, Nancy has buried a sense of horror in her heart that made her jump.

The elevator went up very fast, probably due to her own inner thoughts. It was clearly a bright lighting facility that had just had its bulb replaced, but Nancy actually felt it flicker twice when she got out of the elevator door.

The door of the porch opened just like that under her breathless eyes.

The light from the corridor can't wait to cast in along the outline of the door frame, forcibly bringing some brightness into the dark space.

Looking down, Nancy pinched her arm.

She saw a pair of pitch-black boots, the tough silhouette wrapped in explosive lines, standing there silently.

There was also a sound coming out of the broken window, roaring and disappearing in the wind.

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