[Comprehensive British and American] Self-cultivation of trans-wearers

"Hello? Master..."

Nancy doesn't know what the sun looks like at five o'clock in the morning in Shanghai, but the sun at ten o'clock in the morning is still very common.

As if to make some compensation for the continuous high temperature in the past few days, when she opened her eyes today, the sunlight as thin as wheat ears faintly revealed a little figure from the gap in the curtains, she scratched her hair and squinted her eyes Getting out of bed, I vigorously opened the two floor-to-ceiling curtains.

Unexpectedly, it was not too hot, stretched and soft clouds floated leisurely in the blue sky, domineering and directly blocked the harassment of the sun.

The phone here has not been hung up yet, Nancy tilted her head and picked up her mobile phone, listening to the vicissitudes of life but full of vigor from the inside with sleepy eyes.

"Nancy, how are you doing recently?" The elderly man can't change his dialect, "How can I figure out that your fluctuations are a bit strange?"

After all, he paused mysteriously for a while, and when the voice sounded again, it seemed to have a hint of probing: "No way, you have finally applied your fortune-telling knowledge to the Shuangseqiu lottery ticket, right?"

He actually called his master as soon as he opened his mouth, which filled the old man's heart with worry.

On Nancy's side, the joy of reuniting with her relatives disappeared in her master's unintentional speculation.

...Sure enough, she said that she had forgotten something, and the date of the Shuangseqiu lottery drawing was forgotten, only remembering Tony's sudden appearance and sudden departure that night.

Nancy managed to force a smile, and the tears in her heart were as thick as lasagna.

"No, everything is fine here, but yesterday afternoon there was a burglary or something..." Wiping her eyes, Nancy thought, she still kindly omitted things like visitors from another world Come on, don't trouble her elderly teacher and father.

"Robbery?!" Master caught his breath in his throat, only to hear the microphone whistling for a while, "Are you all right? Are you not injured?!"

"Well, it's okay, I can take care of myself."

"Why do I not believe it so much? When I come back, I will check your homework for this year. Why don't you tell me how you are doing with the drawing practice? Is there anything you don't know?"

"..." Nancy moved the phone away, glanced at the caller ID, and tried to find a reason to hang up the call as soon as possible, "Hey, Master, it seems that the signal is not very good where you are, calling from Tibet I won’t waste your phone bill, hang up!”

"Hey, your master hasn't hung up the phone yet, why..."

"...beep, beep, beep."

"This doll!" The master sat cross-legged on the simple futon, dressed in a fairy-like robe, if he didn't have a mobile phone in his hand, he must have been seen by others while walking on the road, and he would definitely be respected by passers-by Would you like to call me an expert?

Just at this time, the beaded curtain hanging at the door rustled, and the bright yellow robe hem flew out in a beautiful arc, and it appeared in his field of vision first.

"I'm really ashamed, I let you hear the bad disciple's stubborn words..." The master pressed his temple helplessly, as if he felt very helpless for himself, the only disciple, and the wrinkles on his face looked There are many more, "Master Gu Yi."

"Young people's tempers are always like this." Gu Yi smiled gently when he heard the words, and put the tea brewed by himself on the table made of natural tree roots, letting the fragrance of the tea linger, "Has it already started?"

"nature."

Nancy stood at the door of her master bedroom, watching the bed become empty again.

"Cap left at seven o'clock in the morning, and he wouldn't let me wake you up, Miss Nancy."

"Did he take all the medicine away?" Nancy looked at the empty bedside table and said calmly.

"Yes, according to your instructions." Jarvis had something to say, and suddenly, like a dedicated memo, he reminded: "Tomorrow your itinerary is to go to Disneyland, and I have planned the best time for you. The best travel time and route, as well as the items that need to be prepared today."

"...Is it so fast?" Nancy asked gloomily, the rare touch of parting was swept away in her heart.

Breakfast was settled in a hurry with cereal and milk. Nancy sat silently at the table with a spoon in her hand, putting it into her mouth one by one.

At this time in the past, if it was not twelve o'clock, according to her habit since this holiday, she would still collapse on the comfortable sofa at home after twelve o'clock before slowly starting to do some serious business.

For example, choosing her future school, or practicing the skills that her master taught her rarely.

After experiencing such an incident that sounded a wake-up call for her, Nancy finally learned the importance of strength in her hands after being lazy and slippery on the road without listening to advice.

Early the next morning, the sun at six o'clock, which I hadn't seen since I finished the most important exam in my life, was hanging in the east, vaguely hinting at the people who travel. Grumpy temper gone.

"Seeing that the weather is fine...forget it, I'd better not set up flags randomly."

As if she put the rare motivation in her heart into other aspects at the same time, Nancy happily packed her dishes after the morning meal.

The moist water drops hang on the fingertips, and when it drips on the skin, it feels refreshing and comfortable.

Before going out, she locked the doors and windows cautiously, propped her head in thought for a while, and then mysteriously asked Jarvis to turn on the recording mode.

"Looking at the posture of the previous two days, I think this kind of magical development may not be over yet." Of course, the idea of ​​​​preparing for a rainy day is not unreasonable. Thinking of this, Nancy frowned her delicate eyebrows in embarrassment, and she was eager to try. It faded a little.

"Jarvis, help me keep an eye on the situation at home." She listened to Jarvis's stern reply but definitely recorded the content in the chip, she still had no idea, "I really have to make a plan when I come back. Countermeasures against this kind of development... What if the next one is not a good guy?"

"It's called... How about "Self-Cultivation of the Reversed Wearer"?"

According to the intimate butler's plan, Nancy did not encounter traffic jams and other unpleasant situations from the time she went out to take the subway until she arrived at the gate of Disneyland.Seeing the sweat on the faces of all the students, and impatiently fanning all the objects in their hands that can provide cool breeze, Nancy admitted that she still had a strange ecstasy in her heart.

Can there be another smart housekeeper comparable to Jarvis in this world?

Old Jia who finally managed to get into Nancy's phone last night and replaced a certain voice assistant called Siri smiled and said nothing.

"Nancy? Here!" Standing under the sun, the squad leader who gave some shade to the girls in the class waved his arm towards her. Ben was still hovering at the gate of the paradise, and Nancy, who was about to open the contact tool, was in a hurry. She quickly spotted her large army and trotted past.

"I've kept you waiting for a long time. I'm a little tight on time." She gently brushed a few hairs that were leaking from her ears, and shook her mobile phone screen that was still on in embarrassment.

"What's the matter, the deputy class has just bought tickets, so we can go in together." The class leader smiled neatly, and he didn't know where to put his right hand, and reached out to touch his sweaty neck.

"Yo, why aren't you 3 minutes late on time today?"

While chatting awkwardly with the class monitor, Nancy felt her braids tighten for a while, and she even stepped back with her whole body.

When she turned her head, it was indeed her. Nancy lifted the chin of her tablemate who was grinning badly, and suddenly took a few steps closer to her.

"Because I didn't save the world today."

She is always late for morning reading by 3 minutes. Even the discipline team leader who records the morning class attendance rate of her class has chosen to turn a blind eye to face her ridicule. Nancy’s habit of being 3 minutes late can be imagined. And know.

However, for a long time, when the leader of the discipline team became her boyfriend at the same table and always relaxed about her class attendance for 3 minutes, a public inspection of the school caught Nan who just stepped into the school gate. hope.

Facing the aggressive questioning of the tigress-like dean, Nancy hugged the hot breakfast in her arms, forced a smile and squeezed out the above sentence through her teeth.

"...I went to save the world this morning."

After a few seconds, Nancy and her tablemate had an intimate daily flirtation, and as expected, they were forcibly separated by the disciplinary committee who was firmly seated on the boyfriend's throne.Inexplicably coming out to play and wearing the armband issued to him by the school, she touched her nose and followed the pace of the large army with a strange expression.

Even on a hot day, there are not a few tourists who come to this paradise to play. Nan Xi clutches her carry-on backpack and hangs at the back of the girls' line, stretching her neck to observe carefully, and pretending to pick up the map, It was as if she, a road idiot, really knew the way.

"Let's first line up a project where many people can enter at the same time, pass through here and then..."

"Where is the unrenovated venue in front?"

Most of the evergreen sycamores are planted in the park, and the velvety ground makes this building, which is not even painted and decorated, stand out unexpectedly, attracting tourists to stop and watch for a while, and then shake their heads in surprise. open.

"Hey, I looked at the map... there is no mark on the map? Could it be the second phase of the construction and expansion plan?" The monitor who spoke to her was also confused, but after repeated comparisons, he could only come up with such a plausible in conclusion.

"This museum has not been completed yet. You can walk in that direction to Treasure Bay, which is a Pirates of the Caribbean-themed facility. It's good to go there early, and you can wait in line for three or four hours if you go late." Pass by by chance The staff here explained it one by one, and it was obviously not the first time to explain this problem.

"No." Nancy shook her head, she didn't know if she was confused or surprised, but she was sure, "It's impossible that this venue has not been built well, it should be—"

"Marvel Hero Headquarters."

Hangerlang should be careless and so on... A series of words to describe a person's fakeness seem to be put on this red guy's head. In short, he is walking on the catwalk. The guy with a lot of eyeballs emerged from a bush under Nancy's shocked eyes.

"You, me, uh..."

"Hey, don't worry, Master Deadpool, I just came out for a formality today. After all, the author added a chicken leg to my box lunch. Brother will do things according to the contract and not mess with this world..." He said here Unexpectedly, he bent over and was in the state of vomiting. While continuing to vomit professionally, he raised his head and continued to speak: "Uh, it doesn't sound like my brother's style of painting, let's forget it."

Perhaps it was because of the double knives on his back that he failed to pass the security check at the gate. He was empty and alone, and only the dead waiter who opened his mouth was left with thousands of weapons. It seemed much safer.

Who knows.

"Safe?" Deadpool turned his head at a 45-degree angle to look up at the sky and muttered to himself under the gaze of the neuropathic crowd. He smiled a smile that the audience couldn't see, but the white part that should be the eyes was bent in an arc. That's all, "Daddy Deadpool is here to teach you how to be a man?"

"What is he doing here?" He whispered to Passerby A.

"I don't know, it's either an employee here or a psychopath?" Sharply complained to Passerby B.

"Our park will not hire mentally abnormal employees." Seriously responsible employee C.

"..." Nancy, a melon-eating onlooker girl, couldn't stabilize her trembling calf.

"Come on, do a good deed every day, stand firm Nancy sweetheart?"

While talking, the two brothers hugged Nancy shoulder-to-shoulder. Deadpool had no pressure under the crowd watching. After all, no one could see his wonderful body under his uniform. No matter how rough he was, he was remembered It was just Nancy alone.

"You, you, you——" Nancy was puzzled, she was silent, and Nancy was so excited that she couldn't even finish her sentence.

"You want to ask brother why he appeared here?" Deadpool tilted his head cutely, which seemed unexpectedly caring to her.

"En, er..." Nancy nodded frantically up and down, the cpu was almost in a crash state, and she ran to the edge of the crash without looking back.

"I'll make a long story short for the specific situation, just one word." Deadpool mysteriously put a finger by his mouth, and probed to Nancy's ear.

"Hey, the author of this article has written a little bit of Calvin here, so Lago came out to fill the scene."

The author has something to say: ah ah ah ah ah I helped my brother move in the morning and came back late

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The last paragraph was really not written by the author, it appeared in my document somehow (serious face)