[Comprehensive] The system wants to see the master pretend

These elves are very curious about Lin Jinghong's cooking methods.

Because the cooking method of the elves here is somewhat similar to the French cuisine of later generations.

As a result, Lin Jinghong successfully moved into the elf's territory, and as a price, he had to provide a new meal every year.

Lin Jinghong: Let me take a look at the Baidu menu.

Although this group of elves are strange, they have pretty good personalities, not the kind of extremely exclusive and difficult to get along with. On the contrary, Lin Jinghong only saw blooming white lotus flowers in these elves.

The elves are a matrilineal society, ruled by the queen, and the princess Elisa of the elves is just 280 years old.

Light blond long hair, curly hair, blue eyes, porcelain white skin, that figure, proper Barbie, standard for a female lead.

But Lin Jinghong was not happy.

"Lu, what are you eating today?"

"Lu, what's for lunch?"

"Lu, I picked mushrooms, do you want to make soup?"

Lin Jinghong: Master is not your cook!

Turning his head, he saw the yellow-throated marten and Elisa sitting face to face, each holding a roasted chicken leg and gnawed their faces oily.

This picture is too funny.

Lin Jinghong secretly took pictures with his ipad.

The life of the elves is boring and tedious, but there is plenty of food. Most of the elves like to bring the ingredients they found to Lin Jinghong to see if they can learn new methods.

Except for fruits, these elves seldom eat wild vegetables, but under the influence of Lin Jinghong, some people grow wild vegetables.

The advantage of being in the elves is that Lin Jinghong has harvested a bunch of fluffy monsters.

There are flash cat monsters that are bigger than Maine Coon cats, there are also monsters that look like red pandas, and there are also monsters that look like small butterfly spirits.

Simply dreamy.

Lin Jinghong planned to leave after staying in the elves for a few years.

The yellow-throated marten was named Raymond by Elisa, and naturally it went with Lin Jinghong, accompanied by a huge flash cat named Ren, and a monster like a red panda, Anna.

Taking out the map, Lin Jinghong looked at it, set the direction, and rode his horse towards the east. When crossing the sea, it was Vulcan's turn to appear.

Lin Jinghong had been a pirate hunter for a period of time, sniping those pirates everywhere, and became the person who made those pirates turn around and run away in fear.

Lin Jinghong even caught a few mermaids to eat.

Ah, the long-lost mermaid meat is not as poisonous as the mermaids I ate in Zongman World. These mermaids are quite interesting. They look different under the water and above the water.

It looks much uglier in the water, but it becomes more beautiful once out of the water.

Therefore, Lin Jinghong specially raised more than a dozen of them on the ship, replaced the swimming pool in the greenhouse botanical garden on the Vulcan with sea water, and caught [-] of them and raised them.

Because the tail is beautiful, it is different from the mermaids in those movies. The tail fin of the tail is very long, a bit like the slender and graceful fins on the tail of dragon and phoenix koi.

A beautiful blue color that actually changes color.

It's a little nice.

Now the three monsters spend all day by the pool watching the mermaid and licking their mouths, except for eating.

Lin Jinghong: Promise.

Grandpa landed silently on a beach near the mainland and put away the Vulcan.

This is a wasteland.

Lin Jinghong checked the current situation of the Central Plains, the state is indeed ancient but...

The settings similar to the Tang and Song Dynasties are simply crazy.

Tang and Song Dynasties?

And there are also comprehension settings.

So, is it a fictional dynasty plus the setting of monks?

Lin Jinghong thought about it, such a superficial setting is generally not very comprehensive in the law, and there are many loopholes that can be exploited.

So, Lin Jinghong changed his ears and hair a little, and found a hilltop house.

Raised a few cows and a flock of sheep, and asked Ren to watch over them. Lin Jinghong was not worried about getting lost at all, and released the two evil spirit pythons.

Lin Jinghong lived here for two years, and lived a happy life. There is a hot spring here. Lin Jinghong used magic to build a house with seven entrances, and then built a bunch of magic dolls to serve as Servants come to maintain the hygiene here.

Bubble hot springs, sleeping, eating, fluffing hairballs and so on.

What broke the calm was that someone was eyeing Lin Jinghong's free-range cattle.

Another village at the foot of the mountain was plagued by locusts, but the place where Lin Jinghong was was protected by a magic circle, so there was nothing wrong, so some people came here to find food, and they saw the flock of sheep and cows.

At that time, someone wanted to steal the sheep, but was scared away by Ren. After all, I had never seen a cat that looked the same size as an adult dog.

Those people thought it was a tiger and scared away.

But people will go crazy when they are hungry.

So this time those people came together.

So Ren could only drive the cattle and sheep back.

I saw the house here, but I couldn't get close to it. The cattle and sheep that were so close at hand just couldn't touch them. Those people thought they saw a ghost, so they began to kneel there, muttering words, and kowtowed like crazy.

When Lin Jinghong came out, those people were still stunned.

In the end, Lin Jinghong reached a deal with these people. She allowed them to hunt in the mountains in search of food and water, but she could not touch her cattle and sheep.

And these people helped Lin Jinghong go to the city to buy some things and came back. Lin Jinghong gave them cattle and sheep as compensation, and he couldn't tell people outside the village about it.

The villagers agreed.

When the villagers bought Lin Jinghong what she wanted for the first time, Lin Jinghong gave them some ducklings and chickens.

Well, the eggs and duck eggs I bought were not finished, and they were hatched by Anna, who was hurt by the idle eggs.

Is there any meat, and I don't like to eat live pearls, so Lin Jinghong really has a headache.

Chickens and ducks are annoying.

Just send it out with favor, and Lin Jinghong quietly placed a nurturing magic circle on their apprentices, and the situation there will gradually improve.

Lin Jinghong built a huge pond and used magic to maintain the water quality. He tried to keep two mermaids in it. In order to prevent the two mermaids from escaping, Lin Jinghong set up a magic shield. In the eyes of ordinary people, only a pool of brocades could be seen. The carp also prevented the two mermaids from escaping.

Lin Jinghong did this for sustainable development. As a person who likes to eat sashimi, mermaid meat is really delicious, so he has to study how to breed them.

Otherwise, more than a dozen mermaids will be gone after eating. Although there are still many mermaids in the small world, they are mermaids produced in the eleventh district. , Lin Jinghong didn't want to cause unnecessary trouble, but this kind of mermaid fished out of the deep sea was different.

Although it has some abilities, the bones and flesh are not poisonous, and ordinary people can eat it.

Moreover, Lin Jinghong didn't think the gender of the mermaid had anything to do with the appearance of the upper body.

If it is said that the evolution of species is for survival, and the mermaids in the deep sea lure sailors with their beautiful appearance for food, then it can only be said that this is their weapon, but it is not gender.

If you think about it carefully, you should know that fish in the deep sea are not mammals, so they need hairy chests?

Of course it is used for hunting to attract attention.

Therefore, the completely different appearance of this mermaid underwater and above the water is quite in line with the evolutionary needs of the species.

The strange appearance in the water, although it can be seen that it is a human figure, but the facial features are not very obvious, but at the moment of getting out of the water, it seems that the mucous membrane covering the face melts away, revealing the delicate facial features and body curves. Very attractive.

This is indeed more in line with the characteristics of fish. After all, in the water, in order to protect themselves, all fish have mucous membranes on their bodies.

And the reason for this kind of thinking is that Lin Jinghong didn't travel through time, and forgot to read some books. He once wrote such a content, it seems that the sex of some fish is not fixed, the juvenile period is male, but the mature period is male. become female, and some fish are even hermaphrodites.

So Lin Jinghong has been wondering since then, is the mermaid who looks like a beauty really a female?

It's a pity that I still don't know how to check the sex of the fish, otherwise I really want to see what that shameful organ looks like.

Are there any eggs to eat?Both cow eggs and sheep eggs are delicious ← [key point]

What does mermaid roe taste like?Hey, speaking of which, I have eaten milt before, so it really has a male.

Therefore, Lin Jinghong has now set up a mermaid farm.

It's a really promising career.

Under Lin Jinghong's evil taste, she really made it happen.

System: "Service" in capital letters, please accept it.

Lin Jinghong: Fish farming is really fun.

However, the happy time is always short, and soon this peace was broken by a few monks.

The formation formed by Lin Jinghong caused an abnormality in the environment, and after all, it still attracted the attention of several high-ranking monks.

It's just that these monks never thought that when they ran over to investigate, they found that the owner here was raising a group of 'mermen'.

Yes, people in the Central Plains call them sharks, and Europeans call them mermaids.

As for the siren, the siren is not a mermaid, but the siren has a beautiful singing voice, but when they compete with the muse, their wings are pulled out, so they can't fly, and sometimes they turn into mermaids and appear in sea storms, hunting with singing.

Mermaids have treasures on their bodies, such as "cry tears into pearls", for example, they are good at weaving, and can weave dragon silk that is not afraid of water. Immortal for thousands of years.

So these monks were stunned.

Because Lin Jinghong was killing fish.

Then a group of people started to make moves in mid-air.

However, there were no eggs, they were all bounced back by the protective shield, and they could only watch Lin Jinghong plan the fish.

Not long after, I couldn't help it anymore, the leader of the group of monks said: "I don't know where the Taoist friends are living in seclusion again. I am a disciple of the Divine Sword Sect. I wonder if you can talk to me?"

With a wave of his hand, Lin Jinghong teleported a group of people away.

The few monks were immediately stunned, and they were already in the desert when they came back to their senses.

Monks: Damn, teleport a group of people instantly, this time I really met a boss.

The author has something to say: Recently, my brain has broken through the sky, and I am thinking about whether to let myself go.