[Comprehensive] The system wants to see the master pretend

This is a medieval European style environment, but it is not really medieval Europe, after all, this is a Western fantasy world.

The so-called European medieval environment refers to the living environment at this time.

Lin Jinghong came to the human world to eat delicious food from the human world, but do you know what the medieval recipe is?

The common diet during this period is black bread, which is extremely disgusting. It is not the same thing as the soft bread that is fermented and added with white sugar and cream that modern people eat daily, but a kind of unleavened bread that is similar to compressed biscuits. The bread is dry, hard and cracked. It is worse than the bread in ancient Egypt. Although the bread of the ancient Egyptians usually did not add butter, it was generally fermented.

In the Middle Ages, even aristocratic lords ate long black bread with an average weight of 4.5 kg/10 lbs in their daily lives.

Note that medieval brown bread is not the same thing as modern black bread, and the so-called modern black bread is actually similar to medieval white bread in terms of taste and ingredients except for its color.

Typical medieval black bread is usually baked with wheat flour mixed with a large amount of bran. This practice was considered fine brown bread in the Middle Ages.

There are also some unscrupulous bakers who cut corners and often deliberately add wood chips, small stones and other sundries to the black bread, which can wear the teeth more than the sand mixed with the bread by the Egyptians, and it is also more difficult to eat. Think about it carefully The bread of ancient Egypt 3000 years ago is still delicious, at least except for a little more sand, the ingredients are not so disgusting.

This medieval brown bread is famous for its use as a weapon.

In the chronicles of the Middle Ages, there are many records of the embarrassing incidents in which a worthless and stupid thief sneaked into the poor peasant's house to steal, but unfortunately died under the housewife's black bread.

And when family conflicts occurred in the Middle Ages, countless men died from the black bread attacks of shrews...As for the taste of this thing, please imagine it yourself.

Although there is white bread, it is a super luxury that even the king cannot eat every day, and only bishops and the like eat it occasionally, and the color of this white bread may not necessarily be white.

It is normal for most people to add some wheat bran to save refined flour.

Therefore, after learning about the environmental conditions and eating habits here, Lin Jinghong was almost desperate.

Lin Jinghong: I really want to go back to the Demon Realm, I'll go.

You have to know that the eating habits of fruits and vegetables here are completely opposite to the Chinese.

We will cook the vegetables and eat the fruits straight away.

But in Europe, vegetables are eaten raw and fruits are boiled...

Well, let's not eat these, let's eat meat.

But do you know that even meat is distributed according to grades, that is to say, if you want to eat meat, it is best to hunt by yourself, and the butchers on the street sell meat according to grades.

The best meat was for the nobles, the second best for the clergy, the third for the middle class, the fourth for the army, and the fifth for the poor.

This fifth-class meat refers to internal organs.

Even so, there are still many people who cannot afford meat.

The butchers in the slums only sell offal, while the meat in the aristocratic area needs to be bought by declaring their name.

Lin Jinghong's face was bloodied by this bloody setting. He saw a family making soup through the Yata Mirror, and was so disgusted that he completely lost the desire to enter the city. He turned around and led the horse, and headed towards Go to the top of the mountain.

Forget it, hunt to fill your stomach.

Anyway, the meat of domestic animals at this time is not very tasty, and the pigs raised at this time are all semi-wild boars with long tusks.

Also, don't think that the meat from casually hunted wild animals is delicious.

The cows and pigs eaten by modern people are all castrated, and the meat of uncastrated livestock tastes particularly fishy, ​​including pork.

Not tasty at all.

Not a single day meets the delicate and discerning palate of a Chinese from the 21st century.

What Lin Jinghong saw just now, the family boiled the calf's head whole, waited until the horns softened, then chopped the skull and brain together, added oxtail and hoof spices and boiled together.

And... it looks very dirty.

The bull's head hadn't been peeled clean, and the ears still had wool.

I finally understand why the system didn't allow her to travel to medieval Europe.

Ancient Egypt is pretty cool, really!

Grandpa caught a young deer, found a small stream, peeled it, cut it into steaks, stewed the neck and outcrops, removed the four legs and roasted them, marinated the steaks, and cooked them for the next meal. dinner.

Take a small blade of meat from a venison leg, throwing the remaining bones aside.

Lin Jinghong filled the rice and poured the soup.

While eating soup and bibimbap, Lin Jinghong turned his head slightly, looking at the yellow and black animals.

The long thick tail and hind paws are black, but the front body is yellow. It has a pointed face and small ears. It looks a bit like... mink?Is this size a bit bigger?

Seeing this idiot hugging and biting his bones for a long time, Lin Jinghong felt that maybe he should not be as clean as he should be.

Lin Jinghong took the other front leg and passed it over.

The animal backed away, hesitated for a while, then put down the bone in its mouth and ran away with the meaty front leg in its mouth.

Lin Jinghong looked at it, didn't pay much attention, and continued to eat.

Grandpa is going to the East, grandpa wants to eat sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and also rice rolls, grandpa wants to eat roast duck, grandpa wants to eat eight-treasure rice, grandpa wants to eat mochi.

Lin Jinghong had already made up his mind. He originally planned to buy a village near the town, hire a few skilled cooks, eat and eat every day, and even go hunting in the mountains.

As a result, Nima suddenly arrived in the Middle Ages similar to Europe. Did you do the system?

System: Your face is black.

Lin Jinghong: Get out, I just drew Ibaraki yesterday and went home.

"Hey, is anyone there? Can you hear me!"

Startled by the distant voice, Lin Jinghong looked up to the other side of the river. Someone was waving and shouting at her.

Lin Jinghong glanced at it, then turned to drink the soup.

A group of mercenaries asked a woman to accost them and wanted to take advantage of the situation to rob them. Do you think you didn't hear me?

Don't be fooled.

The group of mercenaries were attracted by the aroma of barbecue and soup flowing down the river, and they were almost hungry, and the black bread in their hands was not as delicious as before.

Swallowing his saliva, he saw that there was no movement from the people over there. This group of mercenaries planned to cross the river. There was a 'bridge' made of fallen trees a little below.

Unfortunately, when they rushed over, Lin Jinghong had already left, leaving only bones on the ground.

A few mercenaries scolded and looked around, but they couldn't see anyone, so they had to give up.

Lin Jinghong sat on a branch not far away, picked some figs and listened to their gossip while eating.

Oh, it turns out that this group of mercenaries came to the forest to find monsters.

Tsk tsk tsk, it's really a typical point text setting. After all, the previous point text male protagonist is still eaten by the master.

Are there monsters in this forest?

Why didn't Grandpa see it?

deep?

Lin Jinghong dropped the fig in his hand, intending to go into the depths to have a look.

Let's see how fantastic this Western fantasy setting is.

As a result, Lin Jinghong just got off the tree...Looking at the half-yellow and half-black creature, Lin Jinghong asked the system: What is this?

System: Yellow-throated mink.

Lin Jinghong: This face doesn't look like a mink at all, more like a dog.

System: The breed is just like this. By the way, it likes honey. This one seems to have intelligence, so it follows you.

Lin Jinghong rubbed his chin, picked up the figs he had just thrown away, and made a move at the yellow-throated marten.

That guy quickly ran over in small steps and ate it directly, and even licked Lin Jinghong's palm, then looked up at Lin Jinghong, his whole body was filled with the meaning of "begging to be fed".

Lin Jinghong: ...

This little guy is quite good at taking advantage of his plush species, and I don't mind having an extra pet, but... wild you, are you clean?

Moreover, your teeth are very sharp. I remember that Mink's nature is very fierce.

Then, this yellow-throated marten was washed several times by Lin Jinghong, and he also used magic potions to ensure that there would never be any fleas, lice and other parasites on his body, and his fur was soft and soft to the touch.

After washing, Lin Jinghong threw her on her shoulders and lay on her stomach.

Lin Jinghong took out his iPad and looked up the information of the yellow-throated marten.

It turns out that another name for yellow-throated mink is honey dog. It is called so because it likes to eat sweets. It is really a sweet tooth, and it really matches with Ye.

Walking while turning over the ipad, I didn't know how long I walked, and I heard a click.

Grandpa put away the ipad and looked down. He didn't know when he came to a piece of skull land.

Not far away, a particularly large centipede was waving its tentacles, hesitating whether to attack or not.

Lin Jinghong: Does such a big centipede have any meat?

Swallowing his saliva, Lin Jinghong slaughtered the centipede.

Then along the way, I received a lot of giant spiders, scorpions and the like.

There are also snakes, so cut them together by the way.

Strangely, why are there no birds?

Not a single bird was seen.

Lin Jinghong thought for a while, and summoned a few three-eyed crows to look around.

It didn't take long for her to know the reason. In the deepest part of the forest, a group of elves lived in a large number.

Gee tut.

Elf...

Looking at the picture fed back by the Three-Eyed Crow, Lin Jinghong felt a little bit pained.

There is no doubt that Lee Pace's Thranduy and Orlando's Legolas are deeply remembered, so seeing this kind of winged elf is really a bit...unacceptable.

In particular, it is not feather wings, but butterfly wings and dragonfly wings.

There are patterns, colors, and special effects.

Recalling the Three-Eyed Crow, Lin Jinghong suppressed the devilish energy in his body, changed back into the demon queen's shell, and headed towards where the elf was.

Lin Jinghong built a beehive not far from the elves' territory, harvested honey, and fed the beehive to the yellow-throated marten. Lin Jinghong planned to have a grilled centipede meat.

Then, Lin Jinghong successfully attracted a group of elves who came to investigate.

The elves in this world are still designed according to the characters in the text, with ingenuity and exquisite food, and wild fruits as their staple food.

Because they don't kill their cubs, adult beasts don't taste very good, so the daily meat is the nearby Warcraft meat.

The author has something to say: sleepy, went to bed.