[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

"Achoo!" Dazai sneezed loudly, then rubbed the tip of his nose: "...Who is missing me?"

Zhongyuan was still angry, glared at Dazai viciously, and said with a sneer, "Someone must be cursing you."

Dazai smiled lightly and shrugged: "Is Chuu also jealous of my popularity?"

A large piece of "MDZZ" floated in Zhong Yuan's heart, and then punched it unceremoniously.

Dazai, who was definitely at a disadvantage in physical combat alone, was quickly pinned to the wall by Zhongyuan.Then Nakahara was killed back by Dazai's hippie smiling face.It's the same as when we were partners.

Can you fucking have a good fight? !

Panting heavily, Zhongyuan stabbed the dagger towards the wall next to Dazai's face with all his strength, trying not to cut off his head and at least let him see some blood.

However, like a magnet being repulsed, the dagger flew out the moment it was about to touch Dazai, and fell to the ground with a "clang".

Zhong Yuan was stunned for a second, and gritted his teeth loudly to express his extreme displeasure: "I'm used to it so I accidentally forgot it—this won't hurt you, tsk!"

Dazai leaned against the wall without making a sound, his eyes turned to the murderous weapon on the ground, and the expression on his face subconsciously tightened.

Zhongyuan turned around and picked up his weapon, angrily gave up and continued to entangle with Dazai.A few more steps forward, he picked up his black coat and suddenly realized that Dazai had been playing with him from the beginning.

"You bastard..." The crossroads on the top of Zhong Yuan's head almost became concrete: "I will definitely kill you...!!!"

Dazai shrugged: "My wish now is to die in love with a beautiful woman, and I am not happy to be kicked to death by you, Chuya."

Zhong Yuan cast a disgusted look: "Then I'll help you find a beautiful woman who wants to commit suicide next time."

Dazai's eyes suddenly became bright: "Chuya! Are you actually a good person!? Unfortunately, I already have an ideal partner~"

"I'm telling you to die quickly!" Nakahara gave Dazai a sideways look: "What ideal partner. I heard that you were going to die for love with Akutagawa's female subordinate a while ago, didn't you?"

"That's just out of admiration for beauty! And we need to do various rehearsals first~" Dazai put his hands in his coat pockets: "After all, it is a very challenging subject to die in love with Xiao Qiao, and she will make suicide one after another fail."

"...human scum..." Zhongyuan clenched his fist, and his contempt for Dazai increased. "No wonder Qingye is unwilling to receive you. Stay away from her in the future!"

"Ah, Chuya, you and Dr. Sakamoto seem to be making good progress..."

"Take care of yourself and Baili first!" Zhongyuan immediately cut off Dazai's words, otherwise he wouldn't know what this mackerel was going to say next.

"After all, Xiaoqiao and Dr. Sakamoto have a good relationship, I just went to learn more about the situation." Dazai smiled without guilt.

Zhongyuan became more and more unwilling to continue this dialogue with Dazai.He raised his eyebrows, and abruptly changed the subject: "The leader knows—are Bailiqiao and Yu Chengzi back?"

"Well, you don't have to worry. After the two of them provoked the leader and disappeared, the leader didn't pursue it at all. He also said—"If you see those two ladies again, just ignore them"—that's what it is."

Satisfied to see Dazai's face changed, Nakahara shook his coat and left the dungeon.

Although it is so easy to say, but the situation at that time...

Zhong Yuan frowned.He didn't understand what the leader was thinking—even if he mobilized the entire organization to retaliate at that level, it would not be surprising to completely wipe out the two of them.But the leader smiled quite calmly, even with a bit of joy.

Although the mackerel was the most troublesome about this matter, Aoba was also a little confused... Zhongyuan sighed, turned around, and walked towards the other party's clinic.

I watched the smoking cruise ship in the distance from the shore, and began to think seriously about the possibility of jumping into the sea and swimming there.

impossible!This is dreaming!I can't do it! ! !

I had to be patient and go to the pier to rent a jet ski, pay three times the price and ride it.In the splash of water, I saw three figures flying down from the cruise ship.

Very good, I can see clearly - the new member and the little girl kidnapped by the new member, Ryunosuke who was really sanctioned by the decent... and Kunikida who drove the speedboat.

Speedboat ah local tyrant!Is our detective agency already so rich! ?The thighs are developed, gratifying!

Bypassing Kunikida who picked up Atsushi Nakajima and Kyoka Izumi, I approached Ryunosuke's drop point from the other side, stopped the motorcycle, jumped into the water, and fished him out.

Yo, so soft... If you don't take it to Aoba's place, your life will probably be gone.

The rookie is really good, he has already helped me beat [-]% of the people to death.Can I order [-]% next time?

So when Akutagawa woke up, he saw a young man in a sleeveless T-shirt sitting beside the hospital bed, nibbling melon seeds and flipping through his medical records.

"Yeah, Ryunosuke, you're awake." The young man turned his head and said with a smile, "Do you want some water?"

Akutagawa almost jumped out of bed.

"Who... are you?" Akutagawa held a 12-point guard, and unceremoniously directed his murderous intent at the other party.

"I rolled the needle, you idiot!" I threw the medical records and melon seeds on the table aside, lowered the speed of the infusion set, and pulled out the needle.

The weak Ryunosuke stared at me, so I had to pat his arm: "Relax, there's no way to stop the bleeding like this!"

Akutagawa: Stare——

I let go of the returned blood in the infusion tube, and re-disinfected the place.

Akutagawa: Stare——

Me: "Don't be like this... I didn't mean anything malicious, I just said it out of fear that you won't believe it..."

Akutagawa: Stare——

"Okay, I got it! I'm Baili, is this okay?"

Akutagawa's eyes suddenly became quite subtle.He looked at me like a fool: "...heh."

"Trust me!! What do you mean by showing such a disrespectful expression to your former mentor?!"

Suppressing my anger, I re-introduced the needle into Ryunosuke's blood vessel with gentle force.Seeing that the medicine continued to flow smoothly, I sat back on the chair: "I don't want to keep this state, but there is a reason for it..."

Qingye pushed the door open and came in: "Xiao Qiao, let me check. Ah, are you awake?"

I welcomed the person in and complained to her about Ryunosuke's non-cooperation.

"Look, Ryunosuke. I didn't lie to you. Aoba can testify."

Akutagawa: ...It feels like the three views have been refreshed.

I focused on explaining this troublesome situation, and then patted him on the shoulder apologetically: "Sorry, I really didn't expect that I didn't even have time to tell you, and it disappeared for too long."

Akutagawa showed a forbearance and anger expression, and turned his head to the side vigorously.

I poked his face: "Don't think you're justified, if it wasn't for Qingye, you would have played yourself to death."

Akutagawa closed his eyes, and said disdainfully: "It's just clearing out the guys blocking the way, this level is nothing to be afraid of."

"Damn it, what have you been through these years! How did you develop into such an unbelievable secondary disease!"

Ryunosuke's serious injury this time is worthy of the name, and I feel really distressed watching it.After notifying that the people from Hong Kong and Hei were here, his subordinates rushed over in a swarm.

Of course, before entering the door, Aoba had been disinfected.This kind of crowd density, if you don't deal with Aoba, it will be blackened.

To be able to open such a clinic, Aoba herself certainly has the corresponding capital.

Seeing the blond-haired girl kneeling beside Ryunosuke's bed crying, I raised my eyebrows.All right, Bao'er, I finally have something to offer.

It's just... you have to turn your face away after shaking hands, you have not improved in the slightest... Azhi and I can flirt with men and girls without changing our expressions, but what happened to you? Woolen cloth?

Seeing the girl coming over and trying to put on a straight face, and thanking me in an official tone, I chuckled: "Don't be so serious? Thank you for being tolerant of a child like Ryunosuke. It's great to have such subordinates... ...can develop an office romance..."

Higuchi Ichiyo: "Eh? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

I patted the head of the innocent girl with smoke on her face, looked at Ryunosuke, and smiled maliciously.

You've reached this point and you still don't want to abduct her back home. She's such a good girl. She has a face and a figure. She's a beauty with a figure. She doesn't care about your violent temper and gets along with you day and night. What are you looking for? Hurry up and do it!

Compared to Ryunosuke's increasingly obvious low pressure, I smiled more cheerfully.

Ichiba nervously searched for words, and asked, "Who are Mr. Akutagawa-senpai?"

I squinted my eyes: "Ordinary instructors and students from other people's families."

Ryunosuke called me and Aji both "Sang", which does not distinguish between genders.There is no need to explain right now, and I have not corrected her misunderstanding.

Yiye seemed to be recognized by the elders, and almost floated all the way.Tachihara Michizo looked at the atmosphere, and retreated consciously, leaving Gin and Akutagawa alone.I received a wink from Guangjin Liulang, and followed him out of the ward.

"Miss Baili." Guangjin's tone was chilling: "Jiu Yang."

I stretched out my hands and waved them vigorously: "It's really unbearable for the older generation to say such things-you can say anything directly."

Guangjin leaned against the wall: "Do you have any plans?"

I blinked my eyes: "I didn't want to do anything? You can go back and tell Mori Ogai to reassure him...although I think he expected it long ago."

Different from being polite to Guangjin, Baili called the most taboo Hong Kong gangster leader of the Yokohama gang by the name without any respect.

Guangjin looked at Baili seriously, then turned and left.

"By the way, why don't you go and see Brother Dazai?"

"...It's not time yet..."

As for the possible retaliation against Ryunosuke-Keko.Not to mention the contacts Aoba has accumulated in the major forces, and not to mention Ryunosuke's subordinates, but just talking about the defenses that the Central Plains has set up around here, they can't even touch the steps at the door.

It's almost time to get down to business—the detective agency seems to be in serious trouble.It's one thing to hide from Aji, it's another to protect the detective agency.Not one can slack off.

The author has something to say:

Sorry for not updating yesterday... because I was too busy...

Dazai...he seriously thought that if he really wanted to die, he would drag Baili along with him...Although he didn't seriously commit suicide since Odasaku died, but used this method to maintain a trace of connection with Odasaku ( From the voice actor interview in the bd bonus), but if you want to die, you must not let go of Baili... It really is the type that turns black when you fall in love...

Jiejie's three views are constantly being refreshed by two offline teachers, and my heart aches.

Official formula book: Akutagawa Ryunosuke - Strong Second Disease.Well, no excuses (escape

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