[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

Meanwhile, the detective agency is meeting to discuss Atsushi Nakajima's admission test.

Dazai pointed to the "enthusiastic confession" he received in the bar, ahem, that false □□: "This is a rare opportunity, how about using this?"

Kunikida's face darkened: "You still have the nerve to mention it! The flirtatious bastard Dazai! When Baili comes back, I'll see how you explain it to her!"

"Hirori... is Mr. Dazai's girlfriend, right?" Tanizaki, who has the lowest qualifications, confirmed to Yosano: "I heard it by accident, is it true?"

Yosano nodded: "The details are not very clear, but judging from what Kunikida said when he got angry, it's okay."

Luanbu yanked away the chair and left the office.

Kunikida froze: "Oops."

"What's wrong?" Xianzhi asked strangely.

Kunikida pushed his glasses: "Mr. Ranpo reminded me of Miss Chengzi - the two of them are lovers."

"But both of them disappeared... four years ago." Dazai, who had been silent all this time, finally spoke in a rather flat tone.

The room suddenly fell silent.

Ahh...it seems to have touched a terrible minefield...

Naomi broke the heavy atmosphere.She rested her fingers on her chin and asked seriously, "What kind of people are they? Those two women."

Kunikida recalled it for a while, and said: "Miss Chengzi is a person centered on Mr. Ranpo, and the relationship between the two of them is quite good—to the point where Miss Chengzi is a little neurotic and defends Mr. Ranpo. Of course, I also I have never seen Mr. Ranbu have that kind of attitude towards people other than Miss Chengzi and the president. And Baili always provokes some strange disputes. Although he can solve it by himself, it is still worrying. She is that kind of They are not very good at studying, but they are very serious. But one thing is the same—the two of them are the first members of the detective agency since its establishment.”

Xianzhi applauded involuntarily: "It sounds amazing! I didn't expect that both of them are seniors."

Dazai's eyes were a little empty: "Kunikida-kun seems to have a good relationship with Xiaoqiao~"

Kunikida froze for a moment: "Ah? It's okay."

"Is that so..." Dazai spread his hands and said no more.

Tanizaki raised his hand and asked, "Huh? 'Xiao Qiao'?"

"Baili's name." Kunikida explained: "Baili's full name is 'Bailiqiao', and Miss Chengzi's full name is 'Yu Chengzi', both of them are Chinese."

"Eh? Not Japanese." Yosano sighed.

Kunikida nodded, and shifted his gaze a little stiffly——MD Baili's prophecy back then has come true!The current doctors in the detective agency are quite amazing! !

Going home was obviously impossible because—

"I gave Azhi the key to the house, and he probably lives there now." I said with a bitter face, "It's too dangerous to just go back to the original apartment, I don't want to just go back and see everyone... "

"...I want to go back." Cheng Zi's face was dark and unclear: "I have to apologize to Luanbu."

"Is this okay?!" I exclaimed in a small voice: "It will be more convenient to talk after returning to my body..."

"I can't waste so much time." Cheng Zi's breathing became a little confused: "I have been patient, waiting for the day when I can see Luanbu again... I am already prepared in my heart."

But Mr. Ranpo obviously won't let you go easily!I yelled desperately in my heart.Cheng Zi, you will definitely be poked into a hedgehog by Mr. Ranpo!

But Chengzi's own wishes must be respected.I took her hand: "At least, let's go to Aoba's to fix it first."

So, after dealing with the murder case on D Avenue in a random manner, and returning to the detective agency with Dazai and Atsushi, he saw the "young man" sitting on the sofa talking to the president.

"...I'm back, Luanbu."

I stayed in Aoba's clinic to learn about the situation in the past few years.

"Qingye, is my dick with you?"

Aoba rummaged through the drawer and found my card case: "Here it is. You haven't saved much, so what are you going to do next?"

I laughed and said, "I have forged some things during this period, and I don't need them now... It's not bad to exchange them for money~ After all, I have to work harder to support Azhi."

Aoba puffed up her face indignantly: "Xiao Qiao, don't bother with that Dazai! His love affair has never been broken until now!"

I raised my eyebrows: "After all, I disappeared for four years, and I made mistakes first. Let's talk about these things after I go back. Compared with this, Aoba, is there any flower sellers around here?"

I don't know what expression Sakunosuke will show when he sees me like this - I really want to see...

Holding a bouquet of pure white flowers, I sat cross-legged in front of a blank tombstone.The photo had faded a bit, but the smiles of the three of them hadn't changed at all—stopped at that moment.

The sea breeze blew, and I took off my hood.I'm not very used to wearing sportswear, but this can minimize my sense of existence.I don't want to be seen by anyone I know for the time being,

"Uncle," I murmured, "I haven't seen you for a long time. Does Ah Zhi come here often?"

"Uncle, I saw a recent photo of Azhi. Aoba took a lot of effort to take it—after all, Azhi is very vigilant."

"Uncle, Ah Zhi took off all the bandages on his face, and his handsomeness has soared by an order of magnitude. I knew I had good eyesight."

"Uncle, the windbreaker Aji is wearing is the same color as your coat."

"Uncle, I kept your pack of cigarettes well, and Azhi must have taken your matches with him.

"...It's rare to come here, but it turns out that it's all about Aji... let's change the subject."

"Uncle, I'm finally an adult and I can have a drink with you. Would you like a toast?"

My side is still sorting out the outline of the past, but Dazai was taken to the underground cell of the port mafia by the cute little girl.

Dazai, who had received two punches solidly, spat out the residual blood in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Very good, Xiao Qiao really taught you well."

Akutagawa's face became even more rigid: "Your identity is different from that person's."

Dazai smiled even more happily: "It's not the same? Xiaoqiao is also a member of the Armed Detective Agency."

The air pressure around Akutagawa suddenly dropped to an unprecedented level.He left the cell, stepping on the ground with every step, making a heavy sound.

Chengzi encountered serious troubles, and Mr. Luanbu refused to admit her life and death.Aoba also had a rather bad expression when she brought back the news.

"Aji is in the hands of the port mafia?! The new member was almost killed by Ryunosuke?!" I was dumbfounded: "Are you kidding me?!"

Aoba patted me on the shoulder vigorously: "Calm down, Xiaoqiao. Osamu Dazai was rescued by Atsushi Nakajima, and Izumi Kyoka was able to join the mafia. That is a child, if Osamu Dazai didn't intend to go with her , she can only be counter-killed. So the point is Atsushi Nakajima—he has been taken to sea by Akutagawa Ryunosuke to be smuggled out of the country as cargo!"

"...Heh." I looked at Qingye: "I'm in a bad mood right now."

Aoba was full of sympathy: "I understand. You can consider beating Dazai Osamu and Akutagawa Ryunosuke to three-quarters of death afterwards, and then send them to me. I promise that the treatment process will be exciting enough, and I will give you a discount."

The author has something to say:

Whether Tanizaki has the lowest qualifications should be written in the novel, but I can’t remember... I don’t have time to go back and research, please forgive me if there are bugs... I seem to be begging for forgiveness all the time, I’m sorry...

Although the two became... But what I want to say is... Dazai still hasn't found a reason to live, but he already has an attachment to Baili.So——he decided to drag Baili to die together (Sure enough, scum

This is probably the depth of love, so [beep——]

Suddenly I feel that Kunikida is always being bullied for no reason (running away

After the sex change, I can finally be justified. (No) What are you expecting? Tell me?I might just add (escape

Baili doesn't care about Dazai's promiscuity at all, because she herself is promiscuous (噫), and she also eats both men and women... So it seems that Zai is actually more pitiful? (puff

Looking forward to Zai's reaction when he sees Bailili, it will probably be amazing (x

Regarding the question after four years of jumping, because there is no killing in the middle, but those two people are practicing, so I skipped it (escape) and Mr. Ranpo has been in the detective agency... It's just that Cheng Zi ran away and he was so angry that he wanted to break up with him... ...so it will be miserable when Chengzi returns...

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