[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

The next day, Cheng Zi looked at me with extremely complicated eyes.

I trembled unconsciously: "What do you mean? That look in your eyes?"

Cheng Zi sighed like an old mother: "I feel sorry for your gay friend, I was teased for a whole day, just because you were joking."

"Fuck, I'm your girlfriend! Where do you turn your elbow?!" I picked up the pillow at hand and threw it over.

Cheng Zi took the pillow with a blank face: "Isn't it true? You mean run away after eating?"

"What did I eat!!" I said frantically, "I didn't even reach my mouth!"

Cheng Zi looked terrified: "Don't you really want to eat it?!"

I turned off all of a sudden.

After 2 minutes, Cheng Zi stood up tremblingly, and pointed at me: "...you didn't refute?! Scum!"

I put my hand on my chin: "Everyone has the desire for beauty."

Cheng Zi forcefully threw the pillow back: "You don't like him! A relationship not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan! Besides, you haven't dated him yet!"

I shrugged: "I didn't say I didn't like him."

Cheng Zi's expression became quite exciting in an instant.

"If the desire to kiss is used as the criterion, I should like him." I continued casually.

Cheng Zi was in a vacuum for a while: "...You are fast enough... This is sexual harassment. Don't make judgments so easily and casually!?"

"Then I don't know." I spread my hands and looked straight at Cheng Zi: "I don't know."

I repeated it twice, and Cheng Zi also put away his playful look.She thought about it carefully and asked, "Do you like that Osamu Dazai?"

I said again, "I don't know."

Cheng Zi nodded: "I didn't refute it immediately, at least I can be sure that there is a possibility. Usually when I ask you this, you rush to say 'how is it possible' or 'nothing'."

I hugged the pillow again: "Cheng Zi, you can't describe your feelings of love, can you?"

Cheng Zi patted me on the shoulder: "Let's go with the flow, you are not suitable for seriously thinking about such issues."

"...It doesn't have to be so obvious to despise my EQ. Cheng Zi, I have to reconsider the friendship index between us."

Always thinking about Dazai has directly affected my teaching of Ryunosuke.

Akutagawa stopped attacking, and said angrily, "If you're not serious, it's meaningless."

I froze for a moment, touched the back of my head: "Sorry, Ryunosuke."

"Is there any question?" Akutagawa looked at Baili and asked straightforwardly.

I was stunned for a moment, and said casually, "Ryunosuke, do you have anything you want?"

Akutagawa frowned: "... yes."

I came back to my senses, guessing that Dazai's approval was [-]% what he wanted, so I casually asked, "Then what do you want to do?"

Akutagawa's words immediately had a strong smell of blood: "Just do your best to get it. If there is anyone in the way, destroy them all."

"...Your thinking is very dangerous, young man." I complained, "Such a standard villain's bureaucratic tone, I am really worried that you will be cannon fodder by the protagonist in the future."

Akutagawa declined to comment on the sick remarks.

Ryunosuke's possessiveness is as standard as a textbook, which shows his true love for Dazai.However, my mood is definitely different from this.First of all, I don't have feelings of looking up to Dazai, and secondly, I don't have the desire to monopolize Dazai out of friendship.

Excluding one option, I seriously had a headache about Ryunosuke's current state: "...There is one thing, Ryunosuke, I have to tell you clearly."

"I'm not your teacher, I'm just giving you a hand in my own name. So I don't care what your teacher teaches—I'm not qualified to control it. I just put the road in front of your eyes, and you choose it yourself. Then, you are responsible for the path you choose."

"In my opinion, just destroying doesn't create anything, and you certainly don't gain anything. That's not the way you should go after something. I know Dazai has a similar point of view--but the essence should be different. gone."

Dazai also tends to kill the roadblock directly, but he uses his brain more, which is probably what he wants to teach Ryunosuke.This child is too extreme now, and if he disagrees with him, he will be released to Rashomon. Dazai has complained to me more than once.But his education method is too painful, I can see the wound on Ryunosuke's body.No matter how the task was carried out, a person with supernatural powers like him would not be injured like this.

And I just want to bluntly want Ryunosuke not to kill people.

Akutagawa suddenly became excited: "You know Mr. Dazai!!"

I was taken aback: "We have a good relationship...but I only recently found out that you are his student."

Akutagawa fell silent.When he spoke again, there was a bit of respect in his tone: "I see. Miss Baili, continue with the practice just now."

...Why do I feel so uncomfortable?Do I need to thank Dazai?

But I don't think Ryunosuke listened to my words.Sighing, I could only pat his head: "Think about it yourself, come here today first. As an apology for my distraction, do you have any requests?"

Akutagawa hesitated for a moment, and said, "Mr. Dazai thinks that Rashomon can split the space, can Miss Baili do it?"

"...Let me think about it." I took up this big problem in a cold sweat.

Studying Ryunosuke's abilities, performing the daily tasks of the detective agency, and completing the heavy schoolwork in high school, time flies by.Immediately, it is the college entrance examination.

"Help, life, ah—!" I lay down on the table and pushed the textbook aside.

"No, Baili. This is not finished yet~" Dazai waved a test paper, on which there were piles of marks made with red pens.

Odasaku rubbed Baili's head sympathetically: "Persist a little longer."

"The concubine really can't do it..." I replied in a dying tone: "Didn't you two really graduate from Dongda University?! Why are you so proficient?!"

"Baili, you are the same age as me, of course I can't go to Dongdae." Dazai smiled and stuffed the paper to me: "Do I need to tell you again?"

"Ah, no need." I took it slowly and started to recalculate: "It's rare that both of you take the time to help me. It's inappropriate for me to act so stupid again."

"I haven't attended a regular school." Oda Saku replied seriously.

The gel pen in my hand drew an ugly mark: "...don't answer so seriously, Sakunosuke, the atmosphere suddenly becomes so heavy."

To tell the truth, Oda said that he didn't know what was wrong?

Dazai continued to draw out the key points: "If you master these parts, there will be no problem."

"Do you need me to pay homage to you, Mr. Dazai?" My eyebrows twitched.This person catches all the simulated questions accurately, and I won't be surprised if he wins the college entrance examination questions.

I never expected that Dazai and Sakunosuke would come to help, so I took the initiative.Later, Sakunosuke told me quietly that it was Dazai who found him out on purpose, and he realized it.

Knowing that I won't take the initiative to find him, so does he take care of himself...

Well, I'm happy, really.

The president specifically asked me to focus on my studies and forced me to take a vacation.So if I fail the exam, I have to be mentally prepared to face the death stare of the president.

On the day of the exam, Sakunosuke had an assignment and couldn't come, and Dazai sneaked in from the crowd to cheer me on.

Even though it was a head-to-head scene, I saw him right away.At the same time, Dazai found me among a group of students—it was a miracle.

Dazai gave that reassuring smile he's so good at.I made a victory sign to him and walked in.

Even if I am admitted to Dongda University, I can’t go to it—because it’s not in Yokohama.Anyway, the first-tier schools in Yokohama should have no problems, and they can talk to the president and Cheng Zi.

I didn't know at the time that even if I was admitted to a university in Yokohama, I wouldn't be able to go there for long.

After the exam, he was innocent and light-hearted--no wonder.Kunikida unceremoniously threw over the backlog of tasks and refused to give me a chance to breathe.

Cheng Zi laughed directly: "Kunikida is really awkward~ I'm afraid that you will be sad if you fail the exam, Xiao Qiao, and use this method to divert your attention, but you don't want to say it directly."

"Whispering!!!" Kunikida burst into flames after being poked at the center.Pushing his glasses hard, he walked out of the office stiffly.

I accepted his kindness speechlessly, and went to work honestly.

The author has something to say:

Baili, probably really wants to eat, in line with the normal pursuit of good things (you go!

In fact, the heroine who takes the initiative is quite beautiful. My Amway manga "Even if it is the flower of the high mountain, I have to conquer it", just take a look and you will know how cute it is... I really want that kind of magical skill to seduce girls...

Students from other people's family, children from his own family, Baili's expression is like that (

The college entrance examination is probably the nightmare shared by Asian students (laughs)

Dazai is a very thoughtful (cunning and cunning) person, so if he cares about Baili, he will naturally do something.But it has nothing to do with liking, it should be regarded as an obsession, just like Oda Saku.After all, Baili said that he would help him find what he wanted most, so Baili is still very important.

It’s okay if you don’t graduate, there are government personnel who can fake it (Hey, what did you reveal?!

Kunikida, you are really a good person... If there is no Dazai, these two will definitely succeed... (Do you want to eat a cult episode?

Also about the color of Dazai's eyes... I saw many wives use dove red... I am also very desperate. TV turns brown for a while and then faintly shows that kind of red... (crying

Also, the copywriting by Oda Zuo next door has been opened... I probably can't finish the Wenye pit...

I've got a little fever... I'm probably starting to babble...

Mark your references today.Attention little angels (knock on the blackboard)!These are the key points!

References (but did not copy the original text)

Bungo Stray Dogs official novel (use the original text)

Du Niang

Osamu Dazai's Five Suicides-Hexun.com News

Osamu Dazai Classic Quotations/Famous Sentences-Sentence Fan Website (Use the original text)

About Sakunosuke Oda - Douban Group

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(All) #文野昭和 ver. #－Xia Qinlun－Weibo

Various daily website materials and colleagues - Yokohama Vicious Dog Sinicization Group

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