[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

Life is back to normal, which of course is completely different from the normal life of long ago.As a member of the Armed Detective Agency, I became increasingly involved with Yokohama's famous port mafia.Although I like to have a whim in my life, I will still be responsible for this "rise".Don't violate your own principles, don't disappoint your friends' feelings, don't tarnish the signboard of the detective agency, and don't ignore the ties of relatives.It must be because of this that Mr. Ranpo will indulge me to act foolishly.

"No, it's just too much trouble and not very interesting."

Luanbu took the soda that had just been opened in Chengzi's hand, gulped it up, and added: "But Xiaozi is more concerned, so I just took a second look."

"..."

Look down on me?Think I can't do this bowl of dog food?

... Damn, I really can't do it.

I avoided Mr. Ranpo and stared at Chengzi angrily.This guy is taller and older than me, but soft and easy to pinch.

Cheng Zi's cold sweat broke out again: "...Xiao Qiao, if you are so cynical, you won't be able to find a boyfriend."

"...It's okay, my buddies have pretty faces, you can just pull one out and shake your faces."

"...Do you think anyone believes that it's your boyfriend?"

I gave a thumbs up: "It's okay, I believe it."

"...You are very good, if you have the ability, go."

"Well, I'm going."

As soon as my brain got hot, I made a decision directly, turned around and left.

Cheng Zi stood there reacting for a long time, and finally made a trembling voice: "...Xiao...Xiao Qiao?! Wait, don't get overwhelmed! Even if you deceive yourself like this, you can't escape the reality of being a bachelor!"

As soon as I was excited, I decided something important. I secretly decided to play a big one.It just so happened that Dazai called: [Baili!I want to see if the amusement park can commit suicide by jumping over the roller coaster, but it is too eye-catching to go in by myself, come and help~]

"It happens to be Dazai, let's go on a date!"

【……Eh?What? 】

"I'll go over now, you stand there and don't move!" Hang up——

【……Eh? !Eh? ! 】

So Dazai saw Baili rushing over at the gate of the amusement park.

The white T-shirt and black skirt that I often wear on weekdays disappeared, and I replaced it with a dress that fits the temperament of an ordinary high school girl. The color is bright and lively, and the print is a cute dot.The khaki schoolbag has become a small leather shoulder bag with metal petals pendant.The fluffy short hair was pinned to a sky blue hairpin, and even a little makeup was deliberately painted on.

Rao Dazai had prepared himself mentally, and he was indeed slightly taken aback when he saw such a scene.

Who is this—? !What about those hairs that always blow up on the head?What about black and white civilian work clothes?What about scoop shoes?

"Sorry for the long wait." I stood in front of Dazai and adjusted my breathing. "It's rarely done like this, and it feels okay."

Baili brushed his hair a little uncomfortably, and narrowed his eyes slightly.The traces of eye shadow and eyeliner perfectly embellished her phoenix eyes.

Make-up in Japan is a sorcery, but Dazai knew Baili would not smear the powder as thick as a city wall.She has always been very white.

"Let's go, let's go in." I pulled Dazai up and walked towards the ticket office.

Dazai needs someone to accompany him to this amusement park that is not only a family outing but also a couple's date to conduct suicide research. I want to have a one-day date to make up for my wounded heart.

"Just right~" I clapped my hands and said to Dazai with a smile.

"So you just want to find someone to play with you." Dazai said that it was unfortunate that he was shot: "At this time, it is more appropriate to ask a female student in your class."

"Don't be so blunt, why don't you be each other's angels now that you've caught up? Or are you busy today, Dazai?"

Dazai stretched out his hand to Baili helplessly: "Since there is a beautiful young lady who offers, there is no reason to refuse."

"Yo, not bad Dazai, it's so good." I put my hand on it with a smile: "Let's go, do you want to jump on the Ferris wheel or the roller coaster?"

Dazai: "..."

Dazai didn't really go to ride the roller coaster right away, but took Baili to play with the bumper cars, and showed his magical driving skills to the fullest.After a lap, all the tourists in the arena bypassed him in fear.

Dazai walked out angrily.I looked at his expression of obvious desire and dissatisfaction, and could only choose to pull him away: "Go over there! How about the jumping machine?"

Dazai smacked his lips and followed: "Are you sure about such an intense project?"

I replied decisively: "Man!"

When I actually got on the jumping machine and fastened my seat belt, I swallowed and held Dazai's hand tightly.

Dazai turned his head and looked over: "What's wrong?"

I responded calmly: "In order to prevent you from jumping halfway, I have to take precautions."

Dazai paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "I can't jump. The seat belt here is linked."

I continued, "That means nothing to you."

Dazai choked for a moment, and shook his head helplessly: "Don't worry, I won't do that kind of thing today—it's rare for you to come out to play, isn't it?"

I continued to maintain a paralyzed face, because the machine was raised to the highest point, and the strength in my hand was a little heavier: "Although I'm glad you said that, but, whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

……

I think my screams are much more frightening to Dazai than something as insignificant as a jumping machine.

"Ugh..." I held on to the fence and squatted down unsteadily as if I had been skinned by a cramp, the blood on my face faded to nothing.Barely covering my mouth, I trembled and tried to take a deep breath.

Dazai leaned over worriedly, and handed over a bottle of water: "Baili...are you alright?"

I took the mineral water and took a sip: "...I can still breathe."

Dazai patted my back and helped me calm down: "If you are afraid of heights, don't be brave."

I closed my eyes, thankfully I didn't wear scoop shoes today, otherwise I would have flown out and I don't know who's head was hit by the sole of the shoe.

"I promised you to ride the roller coaster, at least use this to get used to it first." I used my arms to prop up my body: "If you go straight up, you may not be able to come down vertically..."

"...That's why I won't jump over the roller coaster today." Dazai moved closer to prevent Baili and others from falling: "Let's go play other sports, those that Baili wants to play."

I pinched my chin and thought for a while: "Then mountain off-roading?"

Dazai was a little surprised, and then joked maliciously: "That skirt will float up?"

I blinked: "But Dazai, you seem to be happy as long as you can drive."

Dazai - can't refute.

I can still adapt well to Dazai drag racing. The only worry is that the car will fall apart if it is tossed.

Nothing can beat my big Chongqing taxi and big Nanjing bus!

"Hey! Baili!" Dazai shouted after a burst of "Ahahahahaha" madness: "How do you feel?"

I imitated Dazai's appearance just now, and shouted: "I am the wind——!!!"

"Hahahahaha-!"

After N laps, Dazai got off the car knowing that it was time for lunch.

"Baili is a rare person who can give me a ride~" Dazai sat down on the chair in the open-air restaurant contentedly, and sighed.

I squeezed my eyes happily: "So I should thank Mr. Dazai for being the driver for taking me for a ride."

Dazai was slightly embarrassed.That's not what he meant, because even Oda Saku didn't want to sit in his car.

I checked the menu with my head on my head, and suddenly found a very crucial question: "Dazai, I did say that I want to 'date', right? It seems that the atmosphere is a little different?"

Dazai saw that Baili clicked on "Couple Exclusive" on the list, and asked with interest: "Then what should we do?"

I frowned seriously: "First of all, I need to confirm one thing - Dazai, is today considered a 'one-day couple'?"

Dazai didn't refute, and said "interesting" clearly on his face.

I smiled: "Then we have to take it seriously. First of all, Dazai, I have a gift for you."

Response on the spot... After Baili said this, Dazai could see the way Baili looked here and there looking for a way to rescue him.He didn't make a sound, and looked forward to Baili's response with some viciousness.

I aimed at the souvenir shop on the side of the road: "Wait for me."

When I came back with a cat ear headdress and a ribbon, Dazai's expression was not so relaxed.He said stiffly: "...you don't want me to take it?"

I chuckled and laughed: "You can bring it if you want! I'm looking forward to it~"

Dazai refused in a cold sweat.I didn't tease him anymore, I put the tiara on my head, then wrapped the ribbon around my neck and tied a beautiful bow.

"See you off." I leaned down and got close to Dazai who was sitting on the chair.

Dazai looked up at me, his expression was blank for a moment: "... send me?"

I looked at Dazai with a smile: "Well, do you want to dismantle it?"

Dazai looked at me motionlessly for a while, then slowly stretched out his hand, and gently tore off the ribbon around my neck.

"...a very unique gift." Dazai's eyes showed an indescribable feeling.

My eyes lit up all of a sudden: "Do you like it?"

Dazai hesitated: "How to say...?"

I was shocked: "Don't tell me you hate cats, Dazai!"

"It's not..." Dazai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he pushed the butterfly noodles that had just been served to me and successfully blocked my mouth.

The afternoon flies by, except for the shooting games.

"...I swear I'm still very good at gun research!? At least I can make it?! I can disassemble every part of the gun and I can make it for you to play with freely?!" I broke out in cold sweat and hurriedly defended with.

Dazai silently looked at the expression on the boss's face that he couldn't bear to give away the doll for free, and pulled me away.

"Wait, let me explain that my marksmanship is terrible, but that's the only thing that's bad! The rest is that my knife skills are not very good, but I can chop vegetables! I'm not good at needlework, but I'm fine. Ah! Other..."

Dazai stopped and turned around slowly.

I immediately huddled into a ball: "Please don't dislike QAQ!"

Dazai silently put his hand on my head.

I immediately rubbed his palms.Dazai froze, and I jumped up in fright because I was afraid of being slapped: "Let's go! Next project!"

When I passed the Ferris wheel, my face suddenly collapsed.

Dazai estimated the height of the Ferris wheel, and said cautiously: "Baili, it's better to give up on this."

My lips squirmed for a long time, and I finally managed to choke out a sentence: "Dazai, if you want to kiss me, you can do it here."

Dazai: "..."

In the next second, I slapped myself on the face: "No, wait, rewind... I didn't say anything..."

Dazai duly skipped the subject.

Cross out all the high-altitude projects, and the amusement park will never be dark.It’s a pity to just retreat like this, I pouted, looking for stones to kick——MD’s sanitation work is so good =口=.

Dazai calculated the time: "Do you want to go shopping elsewhere?"

I refused unwillingly.

Dazai patiently made a suggestion: "You are familiar with Chinatown, right? Why don't you take me to see it?"

I frowned and reluctantly agreed.

"But I still have to play one last time." I looked around, and then brought Dazai to a viewing bridge.

"Dazai, you have to watch over there." I pointed to the bungee jumping that was quite close to the bridge: "I'm going to jump now."

Dazai grabbed me: "Wait for Baili? What are you going to do?"

I smiled: "This is a must."

Standing on the bungee jumping platform, I just feel that the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return.

Before the staff could push me down, I shouted to where Dazai was standing: "Dazai—!"

Dazai waved at me.

"Do you hear clearly—?" I waved my hand and confirmed to him.

Dazai yelled over: "I can hear you clearly—!"

I used my hands as loudspeakers, and shouted word by word: "Listen up—— Dazai—!"

"I like you--!"

Then he kicked his feet, and jumped down without hesitation: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Dazai: "!?"

I think I'm struggling too.

Dazai didn't care that I really ran to the bathroom to vomit this time, and patted my back with water.

"There's no need to go to this level..." Dazai frowned a little.

I took a sip of water and showed a weak smile: "But... this is how it should be considered a date, right?"

Dazai took a deep breath: "...well, sort of."

After vomiting, empty your stomach and go to have a big meal-this is what you think too much.

The stomach is very fragile, don't make things difficult for it.

The Chinatown in Yokohama is very large, and it cannot be completed in one or two hours.When it was time for dinner, I dragged Dazai into a Shanghai restaurant.

Dazai stood at the door of the store strangely: "Aren't you going to eat hot pot?"

I "hehe".Dazai, you are not as good at spicy food as Sakunosuke.Just the two of us, ordering mandarin duck pot at a hot pot restaurant run by people from Chongqing, am I going to break up with you?

However, looking at the crabs on this table, I still regret it.

"Dazai..." I said with some stomachache: "Are you so in love with crabs?"

Dazai was already on a high, so he didn't have time to answer my question.I looked at the tall pile of crab shells, thankfully it wasn't Mr. Ranpo—how long would it take to peel? !Mr. Ranpo would never do it himself!

I am lazy and refuse all shelled seafood.

Watching Dazai finish the pot of crabs, I lazily got up to pay the bill.Dazai finished his drink and stood up: "Let's go, you haven't finished shopping yet, haven't you?"

"Eh?" I uttered a short syllable.It's late, huh?Are you a cadre?Is it okay to be passive like this?

Dazai just straightened his black suit and stretched out his hand to me: "It's not [-] o'clock yet."

"...Shanghai has the saying 'the city that never sleeps', but this is the Shanghai restaurant in Yokohama..." I muttered, stretched out my hand, and held his hand behind my back: "It's okay, Your Highness, come with me Bar."

Dazai and I definitely get along very well, we can only judge from the things we are interested in.Although Dazai's thought circuit usually turns to suicide, the taste is indeed consistent.

When it was close to [-] o'clock, Dazai and I rushed out of China Street, sprinting randomly on the street, until we were exhausted and stopped.

"Ha... ha... too... Dazai..." I laughed while panting, unable to utter a complete sentence.

"Huh...um...?" Dazai also smiled and leaned against the electric pole by the side of the road.

"You...huh... on purpose, right? You know that I... am not good at long-distance running..."

"Isn't it... pretty good?" Dazai was the first to calm down.He looked at his watch and stood up straight.

"Today is really very pleasant. Xiaoqiao."

I looked up gasping.

Dazai looks really good.Although a bunch of bandages were tied, it added another sense of beauty.And this man has a really good figure - although he never wears that long suit jacket seriously, the slim shirt inside is enough to tell.

I don't have the same sensitivity to appearance as Chengzi, but at least I still have my own aesthetics.Dazai - well - to my liking, I have to admit.It should be said that he meets the expectations of most women for their faces.Especially when he put on that kind of gentle smile.

So I smiled honestly: "You look great now, Dazai—I'm already blushing."

This is real.Dazai could see the blush on Baili's face.

I didn't hide it, I just admired the scenery in front of me.

Dazai hesitated for a moment, then held out his hand.But when he was about to touch Baili's cheek, he was interrupted by a discordant voice.

"Ah...it's the alarm clock..." I embarrassedly took out the cell phone in my bag, turned it off, and said awkwardly, "It reminds me to sleep every day... I forgot to cancel it."

Dazai withdrew his hand calmly: "Really? It's already so late~"

"It's [-] o'clock so soon, I don't feel it at all..." I looked at Dazai embarrassedly: "Then, I'll go back... huh? When did you arrive at my door?"

Dazai smiled perfectly, I knew he did it on purpose.Sighing, I walked inside.

"It's a pity that the time is up, otherwise I should hug you and say goodbye." I said regretfully.Dazai is so huggable!I've hugged it so it's clear.

Dazai watched me arrive at the entrance.Hearing this, he squinted his eyes: "Hey, Baili..."

I stood there, waiting for him to finish.

Dazai swallowed the follow-up: "...good night."

The author has something to say:

Happy New Years Eve everyone!I love you all!

Collection breakthrough [-] big celebration! (Hey, why are my points so strange?

This chapter is super fat ~ because there is really no way to cut it in the middle, so let's release it together!

The private setting is the president's heart of members > Yokohama > himself, I really can't see what the official thinks about this.A righteous person like the president may put Yokohama first and sacrifice the members...I want the biggest members in my selfishness, sorry.

With a playful mentality, Baili unceremoniously teased Zai with all his strength. On the other hand, Dazai was quite a gentleman when he accompanied her to make trouble and was innocently teased... I feel sorry for Dazai for a second...

Baili is very used to driving Dazai, this is probably the biggest miracle so far... But Baili is not very good at high-altitude events, obviously Dazai is better at driving in terms of level.As for the poor marksmanship, this has something to do with some past events. It wasn't shown on tv, but the novel did say that Dazai's driving skills are very poor, and he would shout "I am the wind" when driving the car... Kunikida, who had been in the car before, knelt when he got off the car (poof

Date means dating in English, and it is also the same in Japanese.

For Dazai, the gesture of thoughtfulness is easy to make.But when used on Baili, at least a large part of it is sincere.

Baili said that he likes Dazai is of course a joke to match the atmosphere...so the boys in the same class will not easily let the girls in the class hang out with her, for fear of being teased away...if it is someone's girlfriend, it will be even more tragic... …

But later... the heartbeat is only for a moment-in fact, the relationship between friends who have been with each other for a long time can change qualitatively, just need an opportunity.During this date, Baili noticed some characteristics of Dazai that were not obvious at ordinary times, and was attracted.It's not to the extent that she likes it, but for her, she can already consider making a move (噫

On the other hand, Dazai was probably shocked (laughs)

Anyway, Baili's attitude is different.As for Dazai, um, he’s probably going to finish (he was a little moved in the end, wasn’t he (laughs)

Added: Everyone seems to think that Nine Technician Zhi is very powerful... But it depends on the person... Baili belongs to the kind with relatively good talent.In fact, it is like the inheritance of skills like Peking Opera or paper-cutting, except that Jiu Technician Zhizhi has some extra accessories. The key is to see if you can make full use of your skills and pass them on.

And let me ask: This article is about [-]w+, and it is expected to take two trains. If the book is published... anyone?

The daily update is really hopeless (laughing and crying) There are a lot of things to do. I didn’t expect the postgraduate entrance examination period to be so long. It will take about six months for me to really have some free time.

Harmonious words are hand, gun

Mark your references today.Attention little angels (knock on the blackboard)!These are the key points!

References (but did not copy the original text)

Bungo Stray Dogs official novel (use the original text)

Du Niang

Osamu Dazai's Five Suicides-Hexun.com News

Osamu Dazai Classic Quotations/Famous Sentences-Sentence Fan Website (Use the original text)

About Sakunosuke Oda - Douban Group

(All) #科普向#－寒鵺(yè)－LOFTER

(All) #文野昭和 ver. #－Xia Qinlun－Weibo

Various daily website materials and colleagues - Yokohama Vicious Dog Sinicization Group

If there is an increase, I will add it~

Reaper will be updated next week~

Notification burst: I have an unfinished next door, but there is no way to take care of both sides at the same time, so the two sides are updated alternately.That is, each article is updated every two weeks~.Little angels are interested to see it~

Thanks to the little angel who posted [-] bar for chasing here, yum! (づ￣[-]￣)づ

Of course, I also thank the little angels who love me in Jinjiang!You are all angels!

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