[Comprehensive Yingmei] What about being gay friends?

Mei Xiaomi stood tremblingly behind Alfred, looking at a series of body data on the screen, her eyes fluttering.

"I don't think you need to worry, the master is still in good health," the old butler smiled and comforted Mei Xiaomi and said, "Especially now that you are treating him as a doctor, I swear this is the liveliest master I have ever seen .”

"That's not the problem." Mei Xiaomi scratched her face in confusion, a little afraid to look at Bruce who got off the instrument and put on a bathrobe.

"What did you do to the clown?" Because he was too angry and trusted Xiaomi, he didn't pay much attention to her actions at that time.Thinking about it now, the little girl clearly disliked him so much, how could she take the initiative to poke the clown in the face.

"Yes." Feeling that dry feeling still remained on the fingertips, Xiaomi took out a wet tissue from the table and wiped it off, saying, "I took away his eternity."

In the past, Mei Xiaomi could tell whether a person's blood was strong or not, which was a bit similar to looking, hearing, and asking, but it was a little more mysterious.For example, when she met Bruce and Little Spider on the plane, it was not just because of their names. After all, the overlap rate of names in foreign countries is still quite high. What’s more, Xiaomi saw that they had much more vitality than ordinary people. .

Later, after merging with the time gem, her ability became clearer, and she could even judge a person's lifespan by his instant state.To put it simply, it is like the blood bar in the game, except that this blood bar is not static, it will change as a person's body changes.

Therefore, when the clown appeared in Mei Xiaomi's eyes, she was almost blinded by the long series of question marks.

The promised clown is just an ordinary person without superpowers?

People die, and she couldn't see the Joker's death, which wasn't a friendly sign.

This is not the first time she has seen such a question mark. The Gu Yi she met 25 years ago, and the superman whom she met a few times, in Mei Xiaomi's eyes, are all existences with the word "eternal" engraved on their foreheads.What these two people have in common is that as long as their life state does not change too much, they can continue to exist like this.If she could meet the Wonder Woman, the conclusion is probably the same.

The difference is that Gu Yi, who was able to exist in the state of a soul, finally chose to use up his own power to promote the fusion of the Time Stone and Mei Xiaomi; in the case of Superman, a piece of kryptonite can make him lie down at will.

Mei Xiaomi: ...Sure enough, in the first life, it was not unreasonable for so many big hands to like to write Bat Chaowen!

The situation of the clown is a bit different. Superman is ten years younger, and he is still Superman, let alone Wonder Woman who may live thousands of years. Xiaomi can push forward a person's timeline by ten years or tens of years Years, can it still be hundreds of years or thousands of years?Maybe in the future, but not at all right now.

Tonight is the first time Xiaomi has used this ability. She thought that as the timeline of the clown moved forward, the energy that made him immortal would dissipate. An Fen stayed in her palm.

At that time, she was still thinking about bringing this energy back to Wayne Manor for testing to see if she could find anything.

Then, she accidentally pressed it on Bruce.

Mei Xiaomi: To be honest, being hugged by Batman is still very scary, okay?That wasn't Bruce in his full-on playboy mask.

"All in all, you probably won't die." Once again confirming Bruce's state, Mei Xiaomi watched his face cautiously, for fear that he would be unhappy, after all, the source of this energy is quite disturbing. "So, what we probably need is not only an instrument for checking the body, but also an instrument for checking energy."

Alfred, after listening to Mei Xiaomi's explanation, looked relieved, packed up his things, and said, "This is a good thing, at least I don't have to worry about sending another Wayne away one day."

"As if I haven't given away enough in my life!" He habitually accused his master of his long-term death behavior, and left with a tray.

The two people left behind looked at each other.

"Maybe we have to figure out the source of this abnormal energy first?" Mei Xiaomi thought about it, and timidly suggested.

"I'll just check it out." Bruce didn't feel the psychological discomfort Mei Xiaomi imagined, so he straightened his bathrobe quite comfortably, and took her arm, "Let's go to dinner first."

"Hiss—" Unexpectedly, Mei Xiaomi retracted her hand, only to belatedly realize that the place he touched was particularly painful.

Bruce let go of his hand quickly, and before she could react, he quickly tore open her sleeve for a look, his face was brushed and he hung up.

I saw that the place where she was grabbed by the clown today had turned black, purple and swollen, and it looked particularly shocking against the intact white skin on one side.

"Although I know the sleeves of the clothes I'm wearing today are tight, is it really good to just tear off the girl's clothes like this?" Mei Xiaomi asked helplessly looking at the clothes that were directly scrapped. Wild tune?

However, since she had gotten into trouble not long ago, Mei Xiaomi silently swallowed her curiosity, and was going to ask again when she had a chance.

"Anyway, it will be cut off later." He gently pushed her back, pushed her back to the chair in the medical room, frowned and opened the fingerprint locker. different kinds of drugs, including some powerful drugs, and asked, "It's all swollen like this, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I didn't pay attention, maybe I was too nervous?" She was disturbed to find herself and Bruce switched places, and it was her turn to sit in the place where Bruce used to be, and it was a little scary to find this feeling of losing control.

She glanced at Bruce who was walking over with the ointment, shrank back, and said hesitantly, "Or just let it go, and you'll be fine after a while."

"You're a doctor, and I know you're capable of handling this," Bruce asked, "but, would you?"

"...No." Seeing that even Bruce had been sweating for a lifetime because of the hot, numb, itchy, prickly feeling, Mei Xiaomi would not be too hard on herself, after she answered honestly , and asked unwillingly, "If I answer yes, will you let me handle it myself?"

Bruce held her forearm gently but firmly, gave Mei Xiaomi a charming smile, and then ruthlessly refused, "Impossible."

Having personally experienced that feeling, he knew that she would definitely not give him such a painful treatment, so he was not prepared to let Mei Xiaomi go at first.

...Then you still ask, Mei Xiaomi has dead fish eyes, but looking at the Batman in front of her who has just been tricked by herself, she still bears it with a guilty conscience.

"Be patient." Bruce applied the ointment on the palm of his hand, glanced at Mei Xiaomi, and after she took a deep breath and nodded tremblingly, he pressed the bruise on her arm with lightning speed, which was very skillful rubbing.

...Fuck his skill!Mei Xiaomi regretted it in an instant. Even though she was mentally prepared, she didn't expect to feel so uncomfortable. She wanted to withdraw her arm, but Bruce had expected it long ago, and he didn't let go of her big hand.

When it was finished, Mei Xiaomi's forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, and her chest was panting slightly from holding back for a long time.Seeing her looking at him resentfully, Bruce turned his head silently, got up and washed his hands stained with residual ointment.

Mei Xiaomi took a breath, and suddenly thought of a key question, and said, "Let's not talk about how the clown got my information. Anyone who has watched TV now probably knows that I am Batman's personal doctor. Is En Manor inappropriate?"

"Alfred will take care of this." Bruce replied briefly, without any intention of asking Mei Xiaomi to live in another place.

Mei Xiaomi couldn't get through it herself, and she was always thinking about this problem.

"It's too sensitive." When Natasha called her the next day, Mei Xiaomi said, "Even if he said that Alfred would handle it, I still don't feel relieved. His identity is kept so high. Because if this is leaked..."

"It's not your fault." Natasha followed Mei Xiaomi's words and comforted her, "Don't put too much burden on yourself, you can't stop those villains from going crazy. As long as you protect yourself, it is equivalent to protecting ours. Lifeline, don't underestimate yourself, Xiaomi."

"Besides, it's the big bat's fault that made you encounter the clown's psychosis." A frivolous voice suddenly broke into the connection between the two.

"Tony!" the two girls protested simultaneously in disbelief.

"It can't be my fault." Tony Childish Iron Man argued quickly, "Who made Xiaomi keep not replying to my messages."

"That's because you swiped the news until my phone almost ran out of battery and turned off automatically!"

There was a moment of silence over there, and then Tony forcibly changed the subject, saying, "Well, it's not important. The important thing is that I need the help of a doctor."

"Oh, Iron Man admits that he needs help?" Natasha mocked, "That's really rare."

"I know what you want to say, but I'm not a doctor and I can't operate on myself." Tony didn't take her flirty sarcasm seriously, and focused on Mei Xiaomi's answer, "What do you say, Xiaomi?"

"I heard you right, are you going to remove the reactor in your chest?" Mei Xiaomi found a secluded corner with her phone in her arms and asked, "Is the medical team ready?"

"Uh, no. In fact, although this is a decision I made after careful consideration." He raised his hand to look at the time on the virtual screen, and said, "It was just 3 minutes ago."

"...Why am I so used to it?" Mei Xiaomi understands Tony's temper when he thinks about it, she sighed, "I don't really recommend surgery now, after all, it will take a while. The global counter-terrorism coalition has a medical team on staff."

"I don't need strangers gesticulating on my chest." Tony Wayward Bear Stark vetoed Xiaomi's proposal.

"Even if I participate, I can't be the main surgeon." Mei Xiaomi complained, frowning in embarrassment. Tony's operation is indeed sensitive, and it also involves a big killer like a reactor.

"Anyway, I'll do it first."

Tony, who got the promise, snapped his fingers triumphantly: "Jarvis, music." As the heavy metal music sounded, he swayed his electric buttocks, and he was so happy that he almost flew up.

"Very happy, huh?" The black widow who came down from upstairs couldn't help but smile when she saw his triumphant appearance, "Xiaomi hasn't agreed to go back to New York yet."

"She will, even if it's to divert attention from the big bat because of the clown." Tony curled his lips and said, "Evil~~ I hate to say that."

"Good job." Natasha admitted, and said again, "But Batman probably won't let her do this. He still has this bit of chivalry."

Mei Xiaomi thought about it for a long time, and had to admit that this was a good way to divert the topic of Batman's personal doctor.From the lone superhero doctor to the lucky guy who knows many superheroes well, turning the public's attention to himself, Bruce's furry little secret is safe.

"It's a good idea." She tried to convince Bruce, but this overly determined guy refused to agree with anything, he was stubborn as hell.

"With all due respect, miss." Alfred didn't agree very much, "We have already prepared various plans for this kind of problem. If the master can't even solve this kind of thing, I will despise him for the rest of my life."

"Thank you, Alfred." Bruce nodded calmly, who was used to the old butler's daily scolding, and said, "Just like he said, you don't need to worry about this matter, I will take care of it."

"Okay." Mei Xiaomi reluctantly agreed, and then turned to Mr. Housekeeper, "Was he also so difficult to deal with when he was a child?" What about the white and tender little angel with blue eyes and curly hair?

"Quite beyond your imagination, miss."

I don’t know what Bruce did later. In short, the public’s attention to this matter was quickly pulled to the minimum. Except for the occasional curious eyes she met at Gotham University, she hardly received much attention in her life. Impact.

But she didn't know that after this time, Bruce updated all the video recording systems near Gotham University, making sure that Mei Xiaomi didn't leave the electronic screen for a quarter of an hour.

... It's a good thing she doesn't know.

In the words of the old butler, "You're like an overprotective stalker now." Bruce was noncommittal.

The clown's madness left him with lingering fears. He was worried about how much he had seen about Xiaomi's abilities. In short, there would be nothing wrong with strengthening surveillance and protection.

Although theoretically speaking, I have the space door in my hand, but Mei Xiaomi's ability to open the space door... is so high-end that she still has lingering fears.Mei Xiaomi decided not to use this ability casually until she could never drive it on a chair if she wanted to drive it on a table.

So I had to ask Dr. Strange to come to Wayne Manor to pick up people every time, and then go to Avengers together to prepare for Tony's surgery.Yes, she contacted Dr. Strange directly. At the current stage, no matter whether he is at the top of the industry or Karma Taj is the current supreme mage, it is most suitable to operate on Tony. And Mei Xiaomi's ability can be used at will without worrying about leaking.

"I'm really sorry for bothering you so much every time." Mei Xiaomi looked at Dr. Strange who came out of the space door, and said.

"Oh, it's really nothing." The doctor didn't seem to care, he shrugged his shoulders, as if they were rich, "Stark is quite generous in this regard." At least it can drain him After owning the property, paying off the loan, and treating Dr. Palmer to dinner at a top restaurant, he didn't think there was anything to complain about.

Anyway, from the point of view of a poisonous tongue, he should not be at a disadvantage.

"Honey, do you really not consider moving back?" Tony was already waiting for them at the bar, and he persuaded unwillingly, "It seems too tiring to run back and forth every day."

"Don't tell me you've been drinking."

"NO, I have not."

"I'll do an alcohol test for you later." Mei Xiaomi said in disbelief as she prepared.

"Okay, I drank a little." He walked around behind Xiaomi and emphasized, "Just a little."

"Oh!" Tony was caught off guard by Dr. Strange's blood collection needle, "Hey, don't you want to let me know in advance?"

"It doesn't seem like a little bit." Mei Xiaomi poked her head over to look at the data in the doctor's hand, and shook her head, "No, it looks like I ran for nothing tonight."

"No no no, how could it be a waste of time." Toni turned around, took her arm, and said, "There is a very important banquet tonight, but I don't have a female companion, so..."

He blinked his big creme brulee-colored eyes, sending pitiful light waves towards Mei Xiaomi.

Mei Xiaomi really wanted to say that anyone who is waiting to be your girlfriend can line up to circle Marbury several times, but when she saw his dog, her eyes softened again, and she said, "Where is Miss Pep?"

"She has a date tonight, so I can't be a bad boss who disturbs the employees' normal social life, can I?" Seeing her soft tone, Tony knew that the matter was mostly over, and he continued, "And you know Natasha has never liked how Take care of me."

"Is it really important?" Mei Xiaomi hesitated.

"It's a charity gala, which involves the external impression of the Avengers, and you must attend it." Tony lied in a hurry, without changing his face, and then pushed Mei Xiaomi's back to the public relations department, "Dress up my Doctor, I'll pick her up later."

"I'm going to take a shower and change clothes first, and I'll be back in a while." After saying that, he left in a hurry.

"Jarvis." Back on the living floor, Tony immediately said loudly, "Just find an invitation letter for a charity party."

"Actually, sir." Jarvis said unhurriedly, "Tonight's charity banquet is only held at the State Library in Gotham, but they did send you an invitation letter."

"What, Gotham?" Tony rolled his eyes. He and Gotham are never over, right? After thinking about it, he said unwillingly, "The one I threw into the trash can?"

"Precise, sir." Jarvis played a timely scene of Tony folding a cardboard invitation into a paper airplane and then swishing it out, reminding, "Of course, you can swipe your face. I believe you The recognition rate is still very high.”

"Jarvis."

"gentlemen?"

"To shut up."

"Well, it's too late to hold another charity party by myself." The point is that Xiaomi will find out if he does it. After doing a few unreliable things, he has to win back his trustworthy image.

Say it as if he really did.

"Okay, Gotham." Tony said angrily while putting on a tie and a collar pin for himself, "I hate Gotham."

"Oh, you are so beautiful, sweetheart." Tony, who came downstairs to pick her up, sincerely admired Mei Xiaomi who had already been dressed, and then turned his head and said ruthlessly to the designer, "No, change."

Designer: ... what logic.

Well, the beauty designer shrugged, unconditionally satisfied the wishes of her own boss, and asked again: "Do you have any requirements?"

"Don't be sexy." Tony's request was rather brief, and quite un-Tony.

Mei Xiaomi looked down at her attire and nodded in agreement.Although it looks good, it does show a little too much, and it looks very cold when you wear it at night.

The beauty designer looked at Mei Xiaomi and said clearly, "Okay, miss, please follow me."

This time Mei Xiaomi picked out a tightly wrapped dress that looked very warm. The weather in December was not as friendly as it was when she first came here.The designer has no objection, the sweet one is very suitable for her.

This time Tony nodded quickly, probably as long as it wasn't sexy, he would think it looked good.

Putting aside the dark side of Gotham, the life of the upper class is no different from New York, with the same bright lights and the same luxury.

Getting off Tony's sports car, Mei Xiaomi stood beside him wrapped in a coat to welcome a wave of attention and flashing lights.

"I should have thought of such a process earlier, right?" Mei Xiaomi gritted her teeth in Tony's ear, and agreed that it was just an ordinary charity party?The crowd remembered what was going on, and she even spotted Clark Kent in the back of the crowd, wearing black-rimmed glasses and a rustic jacket.

"Smile, honey." Holding Mei Xiaomi's back, Stark casually posed a few poses, generous enough to allow a few seconds for the reporters to take pictures, "Trust me, it won't be so annoying once you get in." thing."

When the two walked forward in unison, they just heard another noise and the sound of crackling flashlights coming from behind.

"It's Bruce Wayne." She heard a thin voice sound like this.

She looked at the ignorant Iron Man beside her, and hesitated whether to tell him, after all, from her observation, the two of them didn't seem to be friendly—it would be polite to say they were not friendly, they could just fight what!

"Xiaomi." Bruce, who came from behind, recognized Mei Xiaomi's back at a glance, even though she had completely changed her attire.He walked forward quickly, and then nodded perfunctorily to Iron West, who was frowning, "Mr. Stark."

Tony also smiled, and said, "Long time no see, Mr. Wayne."

"Crack!" The two people who were facing each other turned their heads to look at the same time, only to see Clark Kent holding the camera in his hand with an innocent face.

Bruce: ...Is his entertainment journalism career not over yet, just a few months ago?

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The author has something to say: The author is an idiot... I can't get out of the software I am in...

And: The clown's immortal body comes from New 52, ​​anyway, that's about the meaning, I won't elaborate further, as long as I know that the master will not grow old and die in the future, let's give the hard-pressed master a hang-up