[Comprehensive Yingmei] What about being gay friends?

Mei Xiaomi felt that she was about to break down, and her mind was full of pictures of Batman coming out of the bath, as well as the one she caught a glimpse of...

She covered her face that was about to smoke, and deeply felt that her biggest gain in Wayne Manor was the thick skin, the lower limit, and the broken integrity.

Is Bruce's body too good, or my mind too bad?Mei Xiaomi wants to cry but has no tears.

If it was Penny, I'd probably tell her, no matter what, a glass of whiskey will solve all your problems!

As for after waking up, who cares, he has already made money anyway.

Mei Xiaomi: ...Why do I think of Penny at this moment? Is it because I also think so subconsciously?

……Hopeless.

Giving up on continuing to toss her brain cells, Mei Xiaomi threw away the pen, since she can't learn anything now anyway.She spun around in the chair and pulled out a new claw machine.The previous one was still the same, but Bruce didn't like the Stark logo on it, so he made a new one for her.

Whether Mei Xiaomi was out of guilty conscience or because she was still angry with Tony, she never refused.

On the claw machine was Harry's new address information and an invitation to dinner. Mei Xiaomi thought about it and just wanted to talk to him about his specific treatment plan, so she responded with a good one and a smiley face .

It's hard to tell if she's a little bit trying to escape Wayne Manor...

This is simply a replica of the previous incident of burying his chest and crying, but if the last time was just pure embarrassment and embarrassment, this time he really wanted to open the door and escape immediately when he saw Bruce.

However, Mei Xiaomi didn't dare. With her broken skills, what if she bumped into someone's bathroom scene again? The point is that she doesn't necessarily have Bruce's good figure.

"It's done!" Harry looked at the message from Mei Xiaomi on his phone, swiped his fingers twice, and a message of inquiry flew to Aunt Mei.

Harry: I've got an appointment with Miss May for dinner, any suggestions, Aunt May?

Aunt May: Oh, congratulations!If Peter was half as fast as you, I wouldn't have to secretly worry about him!And, find a restaurant that tastes good but doesn't have too many rules, she doesn't like restraint.

Harry: Thank you, love you Aunt May~ :D

It's best not to have a restaurant that is friendly and delicious, not too far away from where you live. Harry owns the entire Osborne Group chairman, so how can he not have a few assistants who specialize in daily life?Even though he is not in his own territory now, as soon as he sent a few conditions, the assistant immediately circled a few restaurants and gave feedback, and asked, "Do you need a reservation, sir?"

"No, of course not." Harry got up, straightened his tie in the mirror, and said, "By the way, let those bodyguards stand a little further away."

"No problem." The assistant, who is well versed in the way of masturbation, ordered immediately, but stood a little farther away, turned into a make-up and entered the restaurant next door, secretly protecting the safety of the boss.

hours later.

Harry and Mei Xiaomi stood next to each other, squatting quietly like chickens, looking like good hostages under the guns of a group of gangsters with unorthodox makeup.

Harry: Be sure to bring bodyguards with you next time!

Mei Xiaomi: Why didn’t I repair Huajian back then!

Although it was just a lily flower, Mei Xiaomi, who felt that she could protect herself, pushed Harry in like a potato.

Harry the Big Potato lowered his voice disapprovingly: "I remember I was a man."

"Oh, it has nothing to do with this." The Xiaomi thief said calmly, without feeling nervous, "Don't worry, I'm familiar with this kind of thing."

Harry: EXM?

Although generally speaking, the boss is always the last to appear, but this is obviously not an ordinary villain.A burst of nervous laughter came, and Mei Xiaomi heard someone beside him say in a low voice, "It's a clown."

...It seems that the people of Gotham have a lot of experience in fighting!

Just for some reason, Mei Xiaomi suddenly thought of another famous character of "hearing the voice before seeing the person", Wang Xifeng in one of the four famous novels, A Dream of Red Mansions.She couldn't help but think of the clown twisting the waist of the willow, throwing the veil, with a beaded emerald make-up and saying: "Old ancestor, I came late and never greeted the distinguished guests." ’ look, the corners of his eyes curled, and he covered his mouth very hard so as not to let himself laugh out loud.

Seeing that Mei Xiaomi lowered her head and her shoulders twitched, Harry thought she was afraid, and thought that it was a girl who would still feel uneasy, so he hugged her shoulder comfortingly and said, "My assistant must have noticed something is wrong. Now, the police should be on their way now." Although the police in Gotham seem to be useless against the Joker, Batman in Gotham can look forward to it.

After finally suppressing the unreasonable smile, Mei Xiaomi secretly looked through the gap between her fingers while wiping the tears from laughing.

Purple bag, a suit that doesn't look very clean, a green head of seaweed, a face painted pale, lipstick almost crooked to the neck, he twisted his neck triumphantly and looked at the hostages who were as quiet as quails, growing up He raised his arms and made a hug gesture, and laughed loudly: "This is the taste of freedom, how charming! Welcome to this restaurant, I am your chef Joker! I will serve you a meal called Death Please enjoy the feast!"

Well, Gotham's specialty clown, if you don't go through this experience, you'll always feel like you've come to a fake Gotham.

But she doesn't want it, okay?You know she still lives in the room next to Batman!With tears in her eyes, she was lifted out of the crowd by the back collar. Mei Xiaomi gave Harry who was in a hurry to step forward a calm look, and was pushed in front of the clown without any objection.

"Well, Well, Well, look what I found, Batman's personal doctor, what a delightful gift, isn't it?" The clown leaned close to Mei Xiaomi all of a sudden, probably wanting to cry in fright. A soft little girl.

Mei Xiaomi stared at the ghastly painted face that came up to her, and the words "Old Ancestor, I came late and never greeted the distinguished guests" that I had managed to hold back just now began to turn up in my mind, coupled with his sharp smile The sound is absolutely flawless.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha!" She couldn't hold back in front of everyone, and burst into laughter, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, but I can't help it ha ha ha ha ha!"

The clown stared at the little girl in front of him hugging her stomach and bending over laughing. It was the first time that someone looked like a dog without fear in front of him, and he couldn't help turning black.

Harry squatting: So she wasn't crying at all before!

"Are you done laughing?" The clown narrowed his eyes, slowly evoked an evil smile, and said, "I'm glad to meet death early, huh?"

"Sorry, wait a minute." Mei Xiaomi rubbed her belly with one hand and her face with the other, "I'm a little out of control."

"Oh, it's okay." The clown waited for Mei Xiaomi to finish laughing, although the motive may be a little different, "You are using up the rest of your life."

"Thank you." Mei Xiaomi rubbed her cheeks hard, successfully making two blushes appear on it, "I'll bear with it, please be sure to speak normally, or else I think I might not be able to bear it."

"Sorry sweetheart." The clown, who was polite one second, raised his gun and pointed it at Mei Xiaomi's forehead, "But I don't think it's your turn to decide."

"Did I never say that you can't do it?" The black muzzle finally helped Mei Xiaomi regain a little self-control. She tried to pull the corners of her mouth down with her hands, "Didn't I say? Anyway, you now knew."

Although I don’t know how the clown in Arkham knew that she became Batman’s personal doctor, before knowing how much information he knew, Mei Xiaomi still carefully tried to avoid this topic—since she still often drives Wayne's car was coming and going in Gotham, and she didn't want everyone to know that Bruce was Batman.

She would die of shame.

Count 10 minutes ago.

"Bruce, are you okay?" Wonder Woman Diana Prince asked worriedly. She knew that the girl in the restaurant seemed to have an unusual relationship with Batman. Didn't Clark gossip with her before? I didn't see Bruce come out to explain at that time.

Superman: He didn't explain, but he directly sent someone to my boss, Perry, and I followed the entertainment tabloids and star [-] for two whole weeks... I hate stars, everything!

"I'm fine." Batman's deep and hoarse voice sounded like an echo from hell. He focused on looking for the two passenger ships that were bound for an unknown sea area. "Where's Superman?"

"He's still monitoring the restaurant." Diana stared closely at the girl on the screen who was suddenly out of breath from laughing, wondering, "Maybe it's true what you said, she's really not nervous feel."

Bruce looked up and saw Mei Xiaomi laughing with tears, holding her stomach and rubbing her belly, and suddenly felt that he might be worried for nothing.He softened the corners of his lips unconsciously, and said, "Maybe she thought of something funny, sometimes she overthinks it." She was the one who told him the word brain fill.

Diana squinted at Batman's current appearance, smiled slightly, and said, "Maybe I can meet her someday." A girl who can turn a cold machine into a human.

"Master, we found it." Alfred's voice sounded from the loudspeaker, "Please be sure to bring the doctor back."

"Send the location." Batman gave a brief command, looked at Wonder Woman, and said murderously, "You and Superman go to save people, I'll come from the restaurant." He grabbed the bat gloves beside him and put them on. Go up to where the Batmobile is.

"Are you sure you don't want to help?" Diana raised her eyebrows and asked.

"No, watch out for Clark. Although I have collected all the kryptonite I can find, there is no guarantee that there will be no such obvious traps on the ship."

"Well, you are the BOSS and you have the final say." Diana shrugged. All the equipment and instruments here are built on Bruce Wayne's super invincible wealth. In the words of Flash Barry, he is Papa!

On the other side, Mei Xiaomi stared at the clown and said solemnly: "You can't."

She felt that she was quite serious, and her skills had been activated all the time. This period of time was enough for her to put a layer of spring mud on every unlucky person here.The ability in reality is not like the battery life of a fixed time in the game. As long as she maintains the energy output, the clown can't hurt everyone here.

However, Bruce, you better hurry up, Xiaomi smiled bitterly in her heart, there are so many people here, she felt that it would be difficult for her to persevere, and she knew that her face had begun to turn pale even without looking in the mirror, which was caused by rubbing hard before The flush didn't last long.

"Yes, I really can't." The clown suddenly shook the gun in his hand, and pulled the trigger when everyone was caught off guard, and a small red flag popped out, "Why are you so serious, like this lady? Smile the same, you should smile more on this beautiful day!"

He started laughing nervously again, smugly waving the fake gun in his hand and said, "Thought I would kill you just like that, tsk tsk tsk, of course not, that's so boring!"

"Of course I want to cut open your carotid artery in front of Batman and spray him with blood donations, that's what I want!" After speaking, he roared hysterically, and then abruptly Softened, looking at Mei Xiaomi with eyes like his favorite lover, "Tell me, what expression will he have at that time, it must be very sweet, isn't it?"

Seeming to have seen Batman lose his mind, the clown happily circled around with his gun in his hand.

Mei Xiaomi...the snarled Mei Xiaomi raised her sleeve and wiped her face, and said in disgust, "Please tell me, you brushed your teeth, right?"

Clown: Of course I brush my teeth!

"Dear sweetheart." Slowly lowering his cheering arms, the clown narrowed his eyes and threatened, "You better stop testing my patience."

A black knife popped out of his other hand, and he gestured at the scar on the corner of his face, and said, "Otherwise, I don't mind making two cuts like mine on your cute little face." .”

Mei Xiaomi shrugged her shoulders as if she didn't understand his threat, and curled her lips, "What are you talking about, it's said that you mind the scars on your face?"

"Mind? No, no, no, why would I mind?" He looked at Mei Xiaomi and giggled, gently touched the corner of his mouth, and said, "This is the proof my beloved wife left me, Why would I mind, right?"

Mei Xiaomi: Oh.Indifferent face.jpg

"Tsk, sweetheart, you are really boring." Seeing that his performance was not appreciated, the clown lost interest, put down his arms and spun around in circles, "Why hasn't Batman come yet? Why hasn't he come yet, sweetheart?" Here to save you!" The clown leaned close to Mei Xiaomi's face, his expression ferocious.

Turning her face away in disgust, Mei Xiaomi said speechlessly, "Please don't call me sweetheart, okay, I think I may never be able to look directly at the word sweetheart in the future."

"You're not scared at all?" The clown said viciously, sticking the knife against Mei Xiaomi's face, "Are you sure he'll come to save you? But he hasn't come yet!"

"Why do I think you look forward to seeing Batman more than I do?" The fearless posture made the guests squatting aside and honestly acting as hostages sigh in their hearts. It is worthy of being Batman, the super-heroic personal doctor. This psychological quality is different.

Harry: I finally know what she means when she says I know this kind of thing, and she really does look familiar.

Mei Xiaomi: What if the villain is a chatterbox? Let’s chat with him =w=

Mei Xiaomi started to talk about the love and hatred between herself and Batman while listening to the clown, and somehow the channel in her mind turned to the love and kill channel.After carefully looking at the clown's horribly transformed face, and then thinking about Bruce's handsome face, she shuddered violently, and her goosebumps rolled down.

Mei Xiaomi: ... CP can't eat indiscriminately, I'd better be an upright face dog.

"By the way, your gun." Mei Xiaomi, who had lost her thoughts, stared at the small red flag that hadn't been retracted for a long time, and asked suddenly, "Is this the only flag? This time you should prepare another white flag..."

"And write surrender!" Suddenly a hoarse voice came out, followed by Mei Xiaomi's words.

Before everyone came back to their senses, a tall black man in armor kicked broken glass and rushed in, knocking the clown's minions to the ground in two or three hits.

The citizens of Gotham, who have gone through countless storms, immediately lined up well-trained and quietly walked out by themselves. As expected, the Gotham Police Station outside has prepared rescue facilities, and when they see people coming out, they immediately rush to them forward.The few unfortunate ones who were injured were taken away by ambulance, and the rest were handed a comforting blanket and a cup of hot drink.

Harry didn't put on the ugly blanket, and didn't bring a hot drink, and stared at the glass of the dining room, frowning worriedly.As the heir of a large enterprise and the rich second generation, of course he has received similar training, and he also knows that it is right for him not to stay where he is and add to the chaos, but this does not mean that he is not unwilling. Watching helplessly as a girl risked her life to distract these terrorists, she tried her best to delay the time, and waited dryly for the dark Batman to come to the rescue.

He once again thought of the armor his father had left for him.

The clown moved very quickly, or he had been preparing for this moment.

Even if Mei Xiaomi tried to get rid of this annoying guy around him with a little effort as soon as he noticed Bruce's appearance, his speed was faster than Mei Xiaomi's.

Just like Bruce commented, Mei Xiaomi's only weakness is that as long as she takes down her before she activates her ability, she will be sure.

Fortunately, the clown didn't have any more information about Mei Xiaomi. He grabbed her by the arm and gesticulated on her neck with a knife. He didn't even look at the subordinates who were beaten to the ground and the other guests who left in an orderly manner. them.

He smiled and sighed at the dark knight: "Look, we meet again, don't we?" He flipped his hand, and in Batman's suddenly constricted pupils, he slashed fiercely towards Mei Xiaomi's neck.

Whoever said that the villain must be talkative at the critical moment, the clown is quite straightforward, as if he had not talked about the family life with Mei Mi before.

He looked expectantly at Batman, ready to appreciate his powerless, regretful, hateful eyes.

But what about donating blood?Where did the promised blood donation go? The clown, who didn't think he would cut the wrong place, turned his head belatedly, looked at the knife in his hand that was gradually rusted and gradually dissipated, met Mei Xiaomi's calm eyes, suddenly suddenly realized.

She said before that he couldn't, and she really couldn't.

He simply let go, and even Batman's merciless blow couldn't stop his joy.

"Even a doctor has a bit of talent these days, isn't he?" He said without giving up while coughing up blood, "I like your ability, sweetheart, trust me, we will meet again."

"I will fully upgrade Arkham's system." Batman punched him in the face and said ruthlessly.

Mei Xiaomi: "I told you not to call me sweetheart, thank you."

"No, no, Bat, you can't hide her like your own treasure, what a waste!" The clown stared at Batman, as if the pain had disappeared, "Good boy, you have to learn how to hide her." share."

Mei Xiaomi stepped forward, poked the clown's face in Batman's disapproving gaze, twisted her fingers in disgust, and said, "I'm curious, how much powder did you put on your face?"

"I'll tell you next time, sweetheart." The clown looked at Mei Xiaomi with sparkling eyes, as if he saw some unusual treasure, and then said maliciously to Batman, "I'm different from you. Very good at sharing!"

"The little friends in Arkham will definitely like the news I bring back." Before the well-trained Gotham police locked up his whole body with an iron shell and put on a mask, he stared at Batman and yelled loudly. roared.

Mei Xiaomi frowned and looked at the clown who was taken away by the police, which was almost entirely composed of negatives and completely devoid of any kindness, and sighed: "I always thought that no one can be completely full of jaws, and no one can be completely Shan, today is really an eye-opener."

After thinking about it for a while before handing over Harry's treatment plan to him, Mei Xiaomi raised her legs and was about to go downstairs when suddenly her waist tightened.

She lowered her head and saw a strong arm wrapped in black armor around her waist.Mei Xiaomi raised her head in confusion, and before she could open her mouth to ask, she was carried into the air by Batman.

...Even if I'm not afraid of heights, don't be so sudden, scare people to death, okay!

When Mei Xiaomi came back to her senses, she had been properly placed in the second seat of the Batmobile.She turned her head, looked at the displeased Batman who was driving the Batmobile, thought for a while and said, "It's the first time I've seen you wearing armor, it's kind of amazing."

After setting up the autopilot, Bruce turned and stared at Mei Xiaomi, without speaking for a while.

... a little scary.

Bruce in Batman mode was obviously unfamiliar to Mei Xiaomi, she looked up at him cautiously, and swallowed.All the embarrassments and escapes before were all taken away by her.

Seeing the little girl looking at him anxiously, Bruce's anger was completely extinguished.He sighed and leaned over, taking her into his arms.

"It's nothing, I'm just a little worried." A little scared.

Even though he knew that she would not be harmed, thinking about the slash of the clown's knife, he was still a little terrified now.

Mei Xiaomi hesitantly raised her arm and patted the shoulder of the man who was worried about her. After two pats, she suddenly realized something was wrong.

The energy she just held in her hand!

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The author has something to say: How can we not take the clown out for a walk in Gotham, right~~

small theater:

Mei Xiaomi: ...It's over, I seem to have gotten into trouble again/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~