[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

There is a saying that goes well, when you meet on a narrow road, the rogue wins.

Although I don't consider myself a hooligan, I just fight to protect my own rights and interests, the way Taishang Laojun looks at me clearly puts me in that category.

In this regard, I said, it doesn't matter.

Reputation is all false, or in other words, this is exactly the reputation I want. I would like to get too big on Laojun and spread this matter to see if Guanyin can find someone to ask for help in the future, and those who accept him The entrusted person should also think about whether he can bear the loss when acting.

I'm not afraid that Taishang Laojun will hate me because of this. According to legend, he is the old man Li Er who advocates tranquility and inaction. I think he still has this kind of spirit.

That's right, I just pick persimmons that won't rebound.

However, Taishang Laojun was unlucky and bumped into him, but even if it is someone else with a bad temper, I will do the same.Firstly, I have great confidence in Brother Monkey's strength. Secondly...I have only recently realized the fact that Jin Chanzi reincarnated ten times. There is no reason for his tragic death in the previous ninth life. If he can go smoothly all the way When I arrived at Lingshan, it was less than the tenth life, and it is estimated that I will kill a group of obsessive-compulsive disorders. Now I am in the tenth life. As long as I pass this life, I can return to the Buddha's position with merit and virtue. It is also the most useless life. Naturally, there are many immortals The Buddha used this to create a sense of presence and goodwill in front of my eyes, and worked together to solve difficulties while creating difficulties, pushing me to Lingshan.

If I am GameOver in the middle, the person who feels the most flustered will not be me, but those guys who believe in fate and reincarnation.

As long as something happens to me, it is a violation of the rules of the game, and those players will never allow this to happen.

Originally, I was confident enough when I found out that there was a luxury stalking group, but now, I am even less afraid.

If Lao Shang Laojun thinks...compromise.

"In that case, then these five treasures will be left to the elders." After the Taishang Laojun finished speaking, he still couldn't hold back and stabbed me again, "The elders are worthy of being disciples of Buddhism."

I looked at him with pure eyes, "I have been a vegetarian since I was a child, and I grew up in a Buddhist temple. Naturally, I am the most authentic Buddhist disciple."

Brother Hou seemed to have gained infinite inspiration from my behavior. Seeing that Taishang Laojun was going to lead the boy away, he hurriedly stopped him, "Old officer, you two boys are also destined to be with me..."

It took me a lot of effort to maintain my expression.

Taishang Laojun's expression was not so good-looking, "You also want to keep my two boys by your side?"

Brother Monkey shook his head, "Old Sun spent so much effort to subdue them, I thought it was a sigh of relief when they turned into pus, but now they are fine, Old Sun feels uncomfortable."

"You monkey head, what exactly do you want, just say it." Taishang Laojun said with a frown.

Brother Hou leaned on his Ruyi golden cudgel, "In order to catch them, Lao Sun pulled out countless hairs, and the monkeys and grandchildren that were transformed can turn back into hairs and return to Lao Sun, but you But the boy used the plantain fan and burned the old grandson's vellus hair, do you think it should be compensated?"

I looked at Brother Hou, and I didn't think he had less vellus hair anywhere, but since Brother Monkey said so, then he must be missing!

It's a pity that Taishang Laojun is not a member of Brother Monkey's party. He looked and looked, "What's missing?"

Brother Hou nodded casually on the back of his head, "This, this, this, and this. I have plucked a lot of hairs and burned them so I didn't take them back."

Taishang Laojun looked angry and funny, "If you point it any further, you will be bald."

"Alopecia areata." I couldn't help correcting.

This sentence is a bit powerful, Brother Hou was taken aback, and then continued to pester Taishang Laojun with all his strength. There, ten pills of elixir were picked out as nutritional expenses.

It's just that Taishang Laojun said that he came out in a hurry and didn't have any elixir at hand, so Brother Hou didn't mind, "Anyway, the Heavenly Court is close, Lao Sun can make ten round trips a day, and he is very familiar with Laojun's pill room, It’s good for Laojun to write down this account, and Laosun can get it by himself when needed.”

Taishang Laojun left very swiftly.

When he disappeared completely, Brother Hou began to teach his juniors a lesson, criticizing them for being timid and not knowing how to help him.But there is no way to do it, not everyone can keep calm when they see someone like Taishang Laojun, there is no time for respect, let alone hatred.

Because, brother monkey looked at me very brightly.

"When Laojun said it was the Bodhisattva's idea, Lao Sun was really worried that the master would directly say to return the treasure." Brother Monkey said.

"I've said I'll leave it to you, so how could I go back on my word?" I said confidently.

I've never met someone as responsible as me, it's just amazing.

After the link of "sharing the spoils together", the distance between us master and apprentice has been shortened a lot, and the relationship has also improved. No wonder this can be listed as one of the four irons in life.

When I passed the Lotus Cave, there were corpses of little demons all over the mountains and plains, and no one restrained them. I frowned and looked at them for a while, then several Wuqing gathered those corpses in one place, and Wuqing fanned the fire with a plantain fan, and I rescued them.

After reading the scriptures, I had to sigh, "These pitiful people may not do evil in the mountains and fields, but after becoming someone else's subordinate, they can't help themselves. Now they are exposed to the wilderness and no one restrains them. How can I know?" The great king who killed them has changed and returned to the heaven to be his fairy boy."

"Master is so sentimental." Zhu Bajie carried his nine-toothed rake, "When they followed Jin and Yin to do evil, they should have expected such a day. If you walk too much at night, you will see ghosts. Isn’t the board normal?”

"Master, if you save them, you've already ignored the previous suspicions and repaid the grievance with virtue." Wu Feng also advised me.

Of course I understand this truth, I just sighed casually, but I didn't expect it to be taken seriously.These silly apprentices, what kind of image do I have in their hearts?

Shouldn't it match up with the Holy Father?

Brother Hou was laughing, his fiery eyes sparkling.Suddenly, the smile on his face disappeared, and he suddenly looked somewhere, "What? Come out!"

A fox with messy fur that could only be seen to be white in primary color but dirty crawled out from the bushes. The fox had a small body and a huge tail trailing behind it.I fixed my eyes and counted silently in my heart, one... two... three... four... I counted to eight.

This is an eight-tailed fox.

"There is still a fish that slipped through the net!" Brother Monkey gritted his teeth.

"Forgive me, forgive me." The eight-tailed fox kept making bows with its forelimbs, and the voice was a very nice boyish voice.

"What are you doing hiding here?" Brother Monkey asked.

"My elder sister came here with my grandma as a guest of my son, and was beaten to death. I came from Yalong Mountain to collect her body." The eight-tailed fox said in a low voice, "I happened to see some elders rushing towards the side. I was afraid, so I I hid. I was afraid that my sister's body would be damaged, but I didn't expect the elder to be so kind and willing to save my sister and other little demons..." Before he finished speaking, he was already sobbing.

Brother Hou looked at the eight-tailed fox for a while, "For the sake of you not committing any crimes, the old grandson will forgive you." He looked at the scorched mountain, "Your sister has turned into ashes, If you didn't tell me just now, where are you going to find her now?"

The eight-tailed fox said timidly: "I just peeked at it just now. When my sister was rescued, her head was facing the direction of her hometown. That's fine."

I suddenly thought of a word - Hushishouqiu.

None of us had any intention of embarrassing a little monster, so we left quickly. Unexpectedly, that little monster still had a bit of courage. Seeing that we were leaving, he asked, "Elder, you said earlier that the Golden Horn King here and King Yinjiao is not dead, but returned to the heavenly court to be a fairy boy?"

I nodded, and by the way, made a fuss, "They can be regarded as doing evil according to the order, alas."

"My sister and grandma are fine because they died?" Eight-tailed fox stood up.

"Fool, your sister and grandma were beaten to death by the old grandson, do you want to take revenge?" Brother Monkey asked with a smile.

The eight-tailed fox shook his head vigorously, "I heard that at the beginning it was King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao who wanted to invite grandma to eat Tang monk meat. You didn't want to be eaten, and it was normal to fight; but grandma and sister were dragged into the water, and they didn't I've heard about Tang Monk meat, if they weren't grandma's godsons who wanted to pull them over to help, how could they be involved in this kind of thing. If they were also killed, then everything would be over, but my grandma and sister are gone , can they go back to the sky and become fairy children? They lied to grandma from the beginning, and they have no good intentions!"

The eight-tailed fox bowed to me three more times, then turned around and disappeared into the bushes.

I pursed the corners of my mouth. This little fox's words sounded sincere. Could it be that since then, there has been another steadfast heavenly black fox in the world?

I'm a bit regretful that this fox is not a nine-tailed fox, but an eight-tailed fox, no matter how black it is, what can it do?

The rest of the journey was very peaceful, and no ghosts or ghosts were encountered.Stop and go along the way, before a certain evening, we came across a monastery called Baolin Temple. Brother Hou went to knock on the door. The monks here are very hospitable and arranged the best wing for us, so I will not go Forget about the fearful eyes they looked at Brother Hou.

I have long accepted the setting of Brother Monkey's underworld.

Baolin Temple is a royal temple, and its grandeur is even better than that in Chang'an City. I took a hot bath comfortably, and Wufeng had already spread the bedding for me in the room. It was so comfortable that I almost groaned.

I really miss this feeling so much.

The environment is comfortable, the body is tired, and the apprentices live outside, safe and sound, I fell asleep quickly.

perhaps.

I had a dream, the one who came up was not a seductive female ghost, not a glamorous banshee, but a drenched man, he looked at me with tears in his eyes, and kept calling Master.

I just thought it was a dream, but I didn't expect that after waking up from the dream, the golden box Bai Yugui left for me by the man who claimed to be the king of Wuji Kingdom in the dream was actually placed at the door!

During my morning fast, I asked the monks in Baolin Temple about the king of the Wuji Kingdom, but I got another piece of news by accident——

A month ago, His Majesty the King came across a woman in the forest. The woman was extremely beautiful, and she was immediately brought back to the palace and named a noble concubine.

Concubine Bai.

Well, there is no need to confirm it now, there must be something wrong with the current king.

The author has something to say: Bai Jingjing: From now on, please call me Bai·Variable Little Demon Fairy·Jingjing