[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

If I can't think of it, I just don't want to think about it. Anyway, the name Sun Walker is not as good as Monkey King.Others can only call Monkey King Monkey King, but no one calls Monkey King Sun Xingzhe.

The most urgent task is to find out the details of the two devils in the Lianhua Cave of Pingding Mountain in front of them.

Wu Feng's expression was a bit cautious, "It's not surprising that monsters who do evil in the mortal world have one or two treasures in their hands, but now they have five treasures, and they claim to be from the upper world. Could it be that they kidnapped someone else's treasure?" thing?"

"It's easy." Zhu Bajie retracted his long mouth, and looked at Bai Jingjing with rippling eyes, "Brother Monkey, please go to the Heavenly Court again, and find out which family's evil animal has escaped. Take it back."

This is the best way to get rid of the bottom line, and I have no objection, although Brother Hou yelled that he couldn't play with that baby, but he still happily went to heaven.After returning, he looked unhappy, "It's not a person from the upper realm, I asked the four great celestial masters to check it out, nine obsidian officials, 12 Yuanchen, five buckets in the east, west, north, south, center, galactic stars, five mountains and four blasphemy, universal sacredness, 28 constellations Except for Kui Xing who was suppressed in Wanzi Mountain, all of them are in the sky, and none of them left their positions."

"Emotions are just bragging." Zhu Bajie smacked the palm of his hand twice, holding his nine-tooth rake, and posing in a very handsome pose, "Look at the old pigs when they will be beaten up all over their faces! "

The rosary in my hand was spinning faster and faster. I remembered that King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao belonged to the Taishang Laojun, but now Brother Hou looked for Tianting but found no such person.If it is found out afterwards, the Heavenly Court can also be said that the gold and silver duo are humble and are not within the scope of the search.But they put me in trouble, if in the end Taishang Laojun came out and took them away after Brother Hou used eighteen martial arts to capture them, I don’t think it’s unusual for me to be angry like a puffer fish, I’m so angry More likely.

Still the same sentence, the treasures in the hands of the gold and silver duo are not one or two, but a total of five!

Would the Taishang Laojun be so embarrassing that there are too many treasures and five treasures are missing all at once without noticing?

Purple gold red gourd, jade bottle, seven-star sword, plantain fan, golden rope.

I silently recited the names of the five treasures. If it wasn’t for the previous meritorious service officer who pointed out that the devil has five treasures, and believed that Bai Jingjing didn’t have the guts to lie to me, I really suspected that the plantain fan was intruded, and Princess Iron Fan appeared early up.

"Master! Master!" Brother Monkey called me.

"What's wrong?" I returned to my senses.

"How should we go next?" Brother Monkey asked.

The corners of my mouth turned up slightly, "Subduing demons and demons, keeping one side safe is what we monks should do. Bai Jingjing——"

"Elder, please order!" Bai Jingjing responded immediately.

"You should go back to the Lotus Cave and tell those two devils that Monk Tang and his party are just around the corner, and let them know your benefits and receive your favor." I looked at Bai Jingjing, "When the time comes, you can exaggerate my words." The skills of the disciples, let me tell you about my worries, those two devils must take out the treasures to make you feel at ease, and you find out where those treasures are hidden. Wukong, when the time comes, you will use the magic power of transformation..."

"Take the baby in one pot!" Brother Hou immediately exclaimed excitedly.

What is tacit understanding, this is called tacit understanding.

I found that I was simply a master of playing tricks.

Bai Jingjing agreed and left immediately.I saw Brother Monkey pluck out a vellus hair, and after blowing on it, the vellus hair turned into a flying insect the size of a sesame seed, which stuck to Bai Jingjing's clothes.

I looked at Brother Hou, who looked at me innocently, blinking his golden eyes.

I twitched the corners of my mouth, and for a short time, I was a little apprehensive about those fiery eyes.

"Wukong." I said earnestly, "Since Heavenly Court has confirmed that those two demons are not from the upper realm, and you are on duty to remind these two demons to do many evils, then you don't have to be soft-hearted and show the courage to beat Bai Jingjing .”

Brother Hou scratched his ears, "It's only natural, Lao Sun will definitely go all out. Alas, it's unreasonable that Heavenly Court doesn't know about things that are known to the meritorious officers on duty. Lao Sun only planted a flag in Huaguo Mountain back then. They were beaten by heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals. These two devils have nothing to do so far, and they are still feared by the meritorious officers on duty. At first, I thought that they were all worthy of the heavenly court, but now it seems that they are too capable. Those bullies dare not come.”

Although I know that this is not the case, I actually think it is quite reasonable to hear what Brother Monkey said.

Brother Hou and I set the tone of this matter in a few words and were about to set off, but Brother Hou asked me to stay here and wait for him, and wait for him to wipe out the monsters in front of us before we go on the road.

"Lao Sun is not afraid of them, but if Master goes with him, Lao Sun has to take care of Master and spend more effort." Brother Monkey said, "It's better for Master to wait here, and I will come again when the road ahead is smooth." Take Master."

My first reaction was to refuse, but my reason quickly overwhelmed my impulse. I have to admit that I seem to be a laggard. Although I have a little fighting power, I will quit once I am beaten by the crowd.And the gold and silver demons can even drive the land of the mountain god, so will there be no little demons under his command?

I reluctantly nodded.

Brother Hou strolled around, and finally stopped in front of a big tree as thick as three people hugging each other, "Master, come here!"

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"It's good here, the shade is big, the sun won't shine, and it won't rain. It's a good place to lie down and lean on." Brother Monkey said.

"I'm not stupid, I can make you worry about this?" I shook my head, "Don't worry, I'll be fine before you come back."

"It's not certain." Brother Hou pulled out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, "What if there are monsters coming from other places, why don't you draw a circle, Master, and take care of it, so that even monsters and ghosts can't get in."

After finishing speaking, Brother Hou took the big tree as the center of the circle and drew a circle that I could stretch.

My eyes widened, this is the legendary drawing a circle to protect you.

Compared with this, those guys who can only draw circles and curse you secretly are simply weak.

I was very happy to enter the circle, and hoped that a few monsters would come to show me the power of this circle, and I didn't feel that I was being drawn into a prison at all.

Brother Hou nodded in satisfaction, "Wufeng, Wujing, you two follow me to explore the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan. You and Wuqing stay to protect Master, idiot."

Zhu Bajie was the first to respond, "Eldest brother, don't worry! The old pig has not lost even a single hair on Master."

I felt the corners of my eyes twitch uncontrollably, Zhu Bajie said the same thing last time, and it turned out...

Is this sentence a lingua franca?

I looked at Zhu Bajie and smiled very compassionately, "It's the best arrangement for Wukong, I just have some free time for my teacher, so let's take this opportunity to explain more scriptures to Bajie, so as to influence him..."

"Brother Monkey! The old pig will get rid of the demon with you!" Zhu Bajie immediately jumped up, "That monster sounds sinister, cunning and powerful, and the old pig has strength, and is willing to work for Brother Monkey!"

Tsk, for someone with high awareness, I thought it was a fake Eight Precepts.

In the end, Zhu Bajie insisted on following, and only Wuqing stayed behind.Brother Hou plucked out several more hairs, and turned into the appearance of Wuqing and me. At first glance, it was also a complete team of Buddhist scriptures.I wasn't worried either, I took out the wooden fish and started knocking. After a while, the monkey son who was wandering outside also came back. He watched me knocking on the wooden fish and smiled very happily. With a swipe of his hand, the little white snake turned into a little white stick. The rhythm of mine was knocked together.

To be honest, I haven't understood the relationship between the monkey and the dragon until now.

Brother Monkey went for three days, and I also stayed in the circle under the tree for three days. Fortunately, there was enough dry food in the bag before. Gohan can pick wild fruits, and Wuqing can find water. too difficult.

On the fourth day, Brother Hou finally came back.

"Master! Master!" Before Brother Hou landed, I heard him shout, "Old Sun brought the treasure back!"

I looked at the slip on the ground, and I was in a good mood.

Even though Brother Hou said that he killed a nine-tailed vixen, he didn't think about protecting and cherishing animals.

"You brought these treasures back. You deserve the credit. How to distribute them all depends on you." Brother Hou is really not greedy. He originally planned to give those treasures to me for self-defense, but I...honestly, With Brother Hou, the biggest treasure, by his side, who would care about anything else?Anyway, it belongs to my apprentice, if I want to play, am I afraid I won't be able to?

So Brother Hou asked a few juniors to sit in a row and share the fruits... oh, no, it's the treasures.

Brother Hou took the purple-gold-red gourd himself. In his words, this gourd is very rascal. Just call someone, regardless of whether it is a real name or a fake name. If someone answers, he will be included in the gourd.Monkey Brother thinks he has to take care of this.Wufeng got the Seven Star Sword, Zhu Bajie got the Jade Cleansing Bottle, Wuqing was overjoyed with the plantain fan, and Monk Sha was holding the golden rope - Brother Hou said it was for binding his luggage.

"How are those two devils?" I stayed in the circle for a long time, although it didn't make me feel uneasy, but I am still very happy to leave the circle now.

"It's turned into pus." Brother Hou shook the purple gold and red gourd in his hand, "Master, listen to the sound in it—"

Crashing, it was indeed like the sound of water.

But when I thought about what it was, I still couldn't help frowning.

It's not that I think Brother Hou did something wrong, it's just a physical discomfort.

"Master, don't be afraid. When I get to a place with water, I'll pour out the pickled things inside and wash it with water. This is another precious gourd." Brother Monkey tossed the purple, gold and red gourd up and down to play, and suddenly His complexion changed, and he tightly grasped the gourd, "Who is playing tricks?! Come out to my grandson!"

As soon as the words fell, Ruyi's golden cudgel was already in his hand, and his eyes were fixed on one direction, ready to strike at any time.

I was nervous for a while, could there be monsters that have not been caught yet?Thinking of this, I also clenched the Zen stick in my hand.

What came was an old man with white hair and long beard.

Brother Hou breathed a sigh of relief, "You old official, how did you snatch my baby?"

My heart skipped a beat, could this be... Taishang Laojun?

"What is your baby, this is my baby." The old man replied.

"Wukong, do you know this old man?" I asked.

"This is the Supreme Master Li Laojun, and the old grandson was still refined in his alchemy furnace." Brother Hou replied with a smile.

"Why don't you say that you knocked over my elixir furnace and harmed my elixir?" Taishang Laojun said, "Stop messing around, and return my treasure to me."

"What treasure did I take from you?" Brother Monkey stared.

"The purple-gold-red gourd in your hand is for me to hold elixir; Wufeng's seven-star sword is for me to refine demons; Zhu Bajie's jade bottle is for me to hold water; Wuqing's plantain fan , I used it to fan the fire; Monk Sha’s golden rope was used to strangle my robe. These five treasures are all mine, but they fell into your hands. I don’t care what you want, I don’t care who wants it ?” Taishang Laojun asked.

Brother Hou sneered, "Then do you know where these five treasures come from?"

"The two monsters you subdued, one is the boy I watched from the golden furnace, and the other is the boy who I watched from the silver furnace. They stole my treasure and went down to earth. I was about to find them, but I didn't expect you to be the first Hold it." Taishang Laojun replied.

"Wukong." I interjected, "Didn't you go to the Heavenly Court before, and the Heavenly Court replied that these two evil-doing demons are not from the upper realm?"

Brother Hou immediately pouted his neck, "Yes, that's what they answered me! If you really ran away with the boy, why didn't you say it then? Why did you run down after the old grandson finished cooking?"

"I've been doing alchemy before, but I haven't heard of this." Taishang Laojun replied.

"Since that's the case—" I said, "It's my duty to eradicate the evil, and please don't take it too seriously, just thank you."

Brother Hou immediately jumped up, "That's not it, we helped you clean up the house. My master is polite, but Lao Sun really helped. Why don't Lao Jun give me some gourd elixir?"

If it wasn't for maintaining the image of the eminent monk, I would have jumped up and said Brother Hou did a great job!

"You are messing around again, my two boys are still locked in the gourd." The Taishang Laojun pointed, and the lid of the purple-gold-red gourd was automatically removed, and then two streams of air, one gold and one silver, fell on the gourd. On the ground, it turned into two boys.

Brother Hou twirled the stick, looking like he really wanted to mend it a few more times.

"It's a misunderstanding, you really don't want to return my treasure?" Taishang Laojun asked.

"Wukong, what is the crime of knowingly committing a crime?" I stopped smiling. If the Taishang Laojun took people away properly today, I wouldn't need Brother Monkey to protect me. I would just cut the flesh on my body, and if I met a monster, I would give someone a piece of it. Meat, all as tolls.

"What does the elder mean?" Taishang Laojun asked.

"I heard that the Taishang Laojun has the supreme alchemy formula in his hands, and he can make wonderful pills." I looked at the Taishang Laojun, "You are very tall, and you can't find the ingredients for alchemy, that is, I This Tang monk's meat is not good, so I asked the boy to fetch the meat for you, right?"

"What?!" Brother Hou was so frightened that his voice changed, and the expressions of the few enlightened people looking at the Supreme Lord were also very unpleasant.

"Where did you start?" Taishang Laojun waved his hands again and again.

"Isn't it?" I asked, "It's just two boys watching the stove. How did they know about Jin Chanzi's reincarnation? How did they know the faces of my master and apprentice, and how could they draw pictures? Quietly taking away five treasures that you are so reluctant to ask for one after another? If you didn't arrange all this secretly, how should you explain these things?"

Taishang Laojun's expression changed back and forth, and he finally said, "It's really none of my business."

"Oh." I just looked at him.

"You have indeed wronged me." Taishang Laojun said, "It is Guanshiyin Bodhisattva from the South China Sea. He entrusted me three times in a row. I saw that he was sincere, so he finally agreed to let these two boys go down to the world to entrust demons. This is to test whether your master and apprentice are determined to go to the west to learn scriptures."

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It's not that I don't want to swear, but my swear words are all shocked by the shock in my heart. There are such shameless people in the world?

I think of the great fame of the gold and silver demons who broke through here; I think of the Kuimu wolf, the bones in his cave, and the murder in the palace; I think of the piles of bones along the way...

However, Taishang Laojun didn't wait for my reply, and continued, "Now that the matter is clear, can you return the treasure to me?"

I looked at Taishang Laojun, and I don't know where he got the confidence to feel that I would be willing to return the treasure after knowing the reason.I don't care about these black-box manipulations of human favors between gods and Buddhas, but as a person, how can they be so shameless that I don't care about those people who lost their lives because of their transactions?

Don't tell me that life and death are determined in the book of life and death. Once there is interference from gods and demons, everyone knows how unreliable that thing is!

My expression showed my attitude, Taishang Laojun frowned, "Is the elder not going to return it?"

Of course I don't intend to return it, and I'm not shaking M. If I honestly return the things this time, will anyone think I'm tolerant?No, there are just the same catastrophe again and again, which is called a test and temper for me, but what is it actually?Who is the unlucky one in the end?

I don't want to think about those flesh and blood and bones.

Those sent down to do evil are more hateful than those wild monsters.Wild ones can be said to be wild and difficult to train by nature, but these obtained ones do evil again, so I have to wonder how they got the Tao, why they are so handy in doing bad things, they are even more professional than professional ones.

If someone is entrusted with something in the future, before agreeing, you should also look at the previous role models.Guys who think they can earn favors without losing anything...

Go daydream!

I smiled slightly, revealing the Zen-like smile of the Buddha's heart that I practiced the most in the past, "The fate between the old gentleman and the baby is over, and now, this thing is destined for me."

As soon as the words fell, the expression of Taishang Laojun, who had been very calm before, cracked.