[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I really want to deceive myself and say to myself, the male god face in front of me is the one who also has three eyes, but the face value is here. I have to admit that my gossip behind my back was caught by the Lord.

Where am I going to reason?

Of course, it’s not a good habit to talk about people behind their backs, but the heavens can learn from it. At the beginning, I didn’t want to expose people’s scars, but when I spoke, I felt something in my heart and told the fairy tales of the same nature that I thought in my heart. The study of mythology, those experts and professors can write in as many exaggerated guesses as they can in a paper. How do I know that I just said some of the most obvious things and then I met the right one?

This kind of luck left me speechless.

But it also reminded me to be careful when I speak in the future, the fairy tales I thought were not necessarily real stories, at least, in this world, they are all true gods and real things.

Although Brother Hou said that there was no Sanshengmu Sifan who gave birth to Chen Xiang and split the mountain to save his mother, I was a little skeptical, maybe it is better to be cautious.

The only thing that makes me feel lucky is that I have never met Erlang Shen before, and he doesn't have the same understanding as me and Brother Hou.Therefore, he should not know the specific content of howling when I was a tiger, although Brother Hou's words almost leaked everything that should be leaked.

But after all, it didn't catch me on the head, which lowered the embarrassment level by one level.

But that was taken down a notch, offset by the embarrassment of being bumped into when I was rolling before, and even went up a notch.

Big cats rolling around can make people say cute. Although people here don’t appreciate it enough, I think it’s enough.This is completely different from a man rolling on the ground. I can feel cracks appearing on the image of my eminent monk and great virtue, and then I was shocked and turned into countless fragments and went away with the wind.

Fortunately, I, an eminent monk, is not a real eminent monk, so I quickly adjusted my state, and when I looked at Erlangshen again, it was as if nothing had happened just now.

Brother Hou had already chatted with Erlang Shen first, "Yang Jian, what are you doing here again instead of staying in your Guanjiangkou?"

Yang Jian said: "I am following the order of the Jade Emperor to inquire about Kui Mulang." After saying this, he looked at me, "No matter what mistakes Kui Xing made before, he is a member of the Heavenly Court after all. Let the elders be wronged."

I blinked, really, when a good-looking person apologizes to you in a gentle and polite manner, you have no time to think too much.

Of course you have to forgive him.

"It's okay." I rejoiced that Yang Jian is not a great beauty so I can still hold back, and at the same time glued back the image of a shattered eminent monk and great virtue, and responded indifferently, "It's just a kind of practice, all living beings and all things, Not everyone has the opportunity.”

This is the reason I thought before, in order to still use the excuse I found when I was on my way to the west after solving this matter in Baoxiang Kingdom.

The tiger is so good, mighty and majestic, fierce and cute, and most importantly, I found that it would allow me to unlock certain skills, at least in human form, I can't imagine that I can fight with Kuimu wolf even Slightly prevailed.

Force value is really important, even if I have a few Wumen headed by Brother Hou, but if I put everything on them, even if they are really powerful, they don’t have the sense of security brought by their own high skills .

Of course, with the current situation, all the previous calculations and excuses are useless. I was transformed back by Yang Jian. I also know that no matter how good my reasons are, Brother Monkey will never turn me into a tiger again.

Fortunately, I was going to discuss changing the color of the fur with Brother Hou. The colorful tiger is very handsome, but I kind of want to be a white tiger.

Yang Jian nodded, "The elder is open-minded."

I also feel that I am quite open-minded, so, can this black history be exposed and not mentioned?

"I don't know how the real king plans to deal with Kui Mulang?" I asked, and there is still a Baihuaxiu who is being stared at by Kui Mulang, who knows what will happen if he is not careful?A man who is capable of domestic violence, even if he loves and submissively treats his wife so much in daily life, if he raises his hand mercilessly, this is enough to negate everything.

"Kui Mulang has made a big mistake by going down to earth without permission. The Jade Emperor has dealt with it before, but he was messed up by Sun Wukong." Yang Jian glanced at Brother Hou, and got a cheeky grinning face, "Now I go down to the realm to deal with this matter." Things... what Sun Wukong did must be the elder's intention, right?"

I smiled and said nothing, and tried my best to impress myself. As a master, I can't talk too much except professionally.

"I don't know what the elder said?" Yang Jian asked directly.

I glanced at Yang Jian.

To be honest, I didn't have any plans on how to deal with Kuimu Lang before.It's not that I don't want to deal with him, but I don't know how to deal with him.I don't understand the laws of the world. You can't ask a person who has no legal foundation to dictate to the judge in court. All I reserve is the right to protest.But when I was gossiping with Brother Hou just now, even though I complained about Erlangshen's sister and was corrected by Brother Hou to say that she was his mother, the truth still makes sense.

I firmly support equality between men and women. It would be better for Kui Mulang to honestly be suppressed by the mountain.

Yang Jian's mother is the Jade Emperor's sister, and Si Fan was punished miserably in the Lower Realm, so why can't Kui Mulang do it?

It's just that I was a little weak to say this in front of Yang Jian, but I still said it desperately, "There is no need to make more excuses, just follow the previous example."

"Previous example?" Yang Jian didn't look annoyed, and even fully understood what I meant, "Although there are precedents, I'm afraid it will be difficult for the Heavenly Court to pass."

I looked at him in surprise, "Why? Could it be that what the Jade Emperor did before was to punish him according to the rules when something like this happened?"

Yang Jian pursed his lower lip.

Now that I have taken the first step towards death, I am determined to go all out and go to the end.

"Please forgive me, Zhenjun. Some words may be offensive, but I have to say." I said, "In the past, the Jade Emperor's sister, Sifan, went down to the realm, and the Jade Emperor was merciless in dealing with vigorous actions. Cherishing the family relationship, but worrying that if there is no severe punishment, someone will use this as an example to descend to the earth again and disturb the heaven, so he can only sacrifice his own sister to issue a warning: even the sister will not be accommodating, and others are even more so. Now, Kui Mu What the wolves have done is even more extreme than in the past, if they let it go lightly, what is the meaning of the sufferings that Zhenjun brothers, sisters and mother suffered back then...?"

I think I have a perfect score on the skill point of sowing discord.

"Or maybe it's just my overthinking. In the heavenly court, maybe male gods can mess around in the lower realm by default, and if there is a slight mistake in the female fairy, it will be a fierce blow like a storm?" I continued, "On weekdays, female fairies Immortals only need to make male gods happy and make a good decoration, if they are disobedient, the former Jade Emperor's sister will be their future fate?"

I just hope that the fairies in heaven have a little fighting power, don't really be canaries in captivity.

But this possibility is unlikely, at least, as far as I know, the Jade Emperor seems to be no better than the Queen Mother.

I don't know if it's my illusion, but I think the way Yang Jian looks at me has changed.However, I have a clear conscience and just put forward a few hypotheses.What really frightened me was that Yang Jian opened his third eye!

I felt as if I had been X-rayed.

"Jin Chanzi, you are still Jin Chanzi after all." Yang Jian said with a sigh, which made my heart pound.

Could it be that Jin Chanzi and Yang Jian were old acquaintances before?It's not like I said, would Jin Chanzi's friendship be wider?Of course, it’s not wrong to be vast, but can he leave some reminders for me?I'd rather he be an otaku, at least he won't go out to be annoying because he is too talkative. Of course, he may make friends, but the chance of offending people is even greater.

The only thing that comforts me now is that Yang Jian should not be in the group that was offended.

"I don't know what the true king is saying?" I asked calmly.

"It's nothing, I'm just feeling a little bit emotional. Even if you reincarnated in ten lives, you are still the golden cicada." Yang Jian said, "This is not the first time you have said such things to me."

Nonsense, I am not a golden cicada. If I were a golden cicada, I wouldn’t allow Tathagata to point east and west. As long as I have the strength, I will definitely overturn his desk. Definitely can't do that.

"So what do you think?" I asked.

"There are reasons and evidences. Presumably, the fairies in the sky would not be willing to be treated differently." Yang Jian smiled, and his beauty value instantly increased, but I always felt that there was a hint of blackness in that smile.

Delusion?

"Then, Baihuasha... Did Heavenly Court say how to deal with her?" I asked.

"Going down to earth without permission, reincarnated as a mortal, has cut off the way to immortality, this is the greatest punishment." Yang Jian said.

It dawned on me that what I said was true, those people in the Heavenly Court punished her harshly, but they didn't care about mortals. In their view, when Bai Huaxiu abandoned her fairy body and became a mortal, she was already no different from a mortal.This is the last bit of tolerance from those guys in the Heavenly Court. One day in the sky and one year in the world, they really don't need to care about mortals with such short lives.Even after Baihua dies in shame, she is only reincarnated and wants to return to heaven?Dreaming is faster.

So I wondered, when the Queen Mother broke up lovers, why did she make such a big fuss, shut the fairies to the heaven, and after two months of confinement, their lovers would be bad old men even if they didn't die. Isn't the problem solved?

I talked with Yang Jian for a while, and even talked about the unwarranted past life agreement between Bai Huashuo and Kui Mulang. In my opinion, that is the key to all conflicts, but in Yang Jian's eyes, it is not worth mentioning. In his words, the reason is not important, what matters is what they did.

My understanding of this is that, just like modern drunk driving accidents, for law enforcement officers, the fact that the drunk driver’s life is not going well is not an excuse for their drunk driving. The seriousness of the incident is enough. .

Yang Jian quickly bid farewell, and he wanted to go back to the Heavenly Court to submit his opinions on how to deal with this matter.

Looking at Yang Jian's back, I finally breathed a sigh of relief. Yang Jian said that the Wanzi Mountain that Kui Mulang valued before is not bad. If the Tianting passes, maybe Kui Mulang can be suppressed there.I don't have a problem with this, but I don't know whether Baihuaxiu wants to be out of sight and out of mind, or to see the monster who kidnapped her be tortured at her door.

However, I thought of those two half-demons, they probably don't have the ability to split the mountain to save their mother, and I don't know when Kui Mulang will be imprisoned.

But this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that Yang Jian is gone!

Regarding what happened before, I am still a little embarrassed in my heart. Of course I can pretend that I don't care that everything is false and only my heart is the most important, but how can I not care?

I even sighed in front of Brother Monkey without concealing it, and said in a thankful tone, "Fortunately, Yang Jian can't understand tiger language."

Brother Hou's snicker gave me a bad feeling.

"Master, do you know why I can understand your words?" Brother Monkey asked.

I almost blurted it out—couldn’t we have a heart-to-heart connection? Fortunately, I didn’t say it. Although I think it’s true, you have to be reserved.

Brother Hou couldn't wait to reveal the answer, "Old Sun has 72 changes, and has a pair of piercing eyes. No matter what kind of master is transformed into, no matter how fierce he looks to others, in the eyes of Lao Sun, Master is still the original Master. He is still alone, but his back is hunched, he walks on his hands and feet, and the old grandson can understand everything he says..."

I feel like my brain is going to explode, this, this, this...

Don't Brother Hou's golden eyes only look at monsters?

"That Erlang God is not weak. Old Sun also suffered a great loss in his hands. If it wasn't for him, I might not be able to be beaten by Taishang Laojun's Vajra Zhuo, and I would be taken to heaven." Monkey Brother said, "Master, do you know? Erlang God also has 72 changes, and the extra third eye can see through all illusions..."

I kept my face blank and didn't want to say anything.

This monkey has lost fans, I want to block him——

At least one day!

Such an important thing, why not!morning!explain! ! !

The author has something to say: Monk: I cried when I knew the truth o(╥﹏╥)o