[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I rolled my eyes, determined not to admit that I had anything to do with those noisy little things in the trees.

That's right, from the prototype point of view, Jin Chan and Cicada should look similar except for their color, but the noise of Cicada is meaningless noise, while the noise of Jin Chan...that's all over the top Is there any reason to follow?

It is too superficial to alienate and discriminate against a person because of his eloquence.

I feel sad for Jin Chanzi's loneliness and incomprehension in the past. The kind of unified thinking in Lingshan does not allow people to raise objections. Once there are objections, they immediately resort to means to assimilate them. Take jujube pills.

Unfortunately, before their GameOver, Jin Chanzi was unlucky.

Alas, the past cannot be traced back, and my future must be carefully planned.

I shook my head, threw out all these thoughts, and asked Monkey Brother, "Oh?" Wukong has worked hard, I don't know who will be sent by the Heavenly Court to deal with this matter

"Those people are too procrastinating, pushing and blocking small things, and when the old grandson came back, they were still arguing." Brother Hou came to me and sat down cross-legged.

"Aw—" How come?Isn't there a set rule in the sky?It's not difficult to punish according to that, right?

Brother Monkey scratched his ears, "No, once Lao Sun went to the heavenly court and said, they would have a punishment. But as soon as Lao Sun heard it, he knew that Master, you would definitely not be satisfied, so he refused."

Brother Hou told me that when he arrived at the Heavenly Court, it was just in time for Gong Cao to tell the Jade Emperor about it. Regarding this matter, the Jade Emperor made a decision without much hesitation.That is to punish Kui Mulang to go to Tushita Palace to set fire to the Taishang Laojun. The time is not fixed. He only says that he will be reinstated if he has meritorious service, and he will be punished if he does not.Brother Hou has been with me for a long time, and he also knows some of my style. When he heard about this punishment, he knew that I would not be satisfied, so he played a trick, messed up this, and made people go back to the lower bound theory.This is not a good job, so the gods in the sky pushed back and forth, and Brother Hou got impatient and came back directly.

I could hardly help sneering.

Kui Mulang went down to the world privately, for disaster, forcibly occupying the princess, and killing mortals. The punishment he got in the end was just a non-painful reassignment. Maybe it seems serious to outsiders to change from Xingjun to Huozizi, but in fact Is that so?Kui Xing is still hanging in the sky, Xingjun's identity will not change just because he went to burn two fires for Taishang Laojun, let alone receive his salary, and he will return to his post sooner or later.

Compared with this, I feel that Xiaoyu, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha are completely wronged.

What did Xiaoyu do?Didn't he just burn a bead and be disobeyed?No one was harmed.The results of it?He was sentenced to death and sent to the Dragon Slaying Platform. If Guanyin hadn't interceded, he would have been a dead dragon.

What did Zhu Bajie do?He teased Chang'e a bit, and if Taibai Jinxing hadn't pleaded for mercy, he wouldn't have gotten along well.Even so, he was hammered two thousand hammers and demoted to the mortal world. As a result, he was cast into a pig's fetus, and his face has been disgusting ever since.

What did Monk Sha do?He broke a glass cup at the Peach Blossom Festival, and was beaten [-] times. After he was demoted to the lower realm, the higher-ups refused to give up. Every seven days, they made him suffer from a flying sword piercing his chest a hundred times.

After comparing this...

I figured if it happened to me, I'd have to get the newspaper.

The countless lives in the world are not as good as a piece of ornament in heaven.

"Oh~" What happened to Kuimu Lang and Bai Huasha?Are they dating in heaven?

That's the crux of the matter.

"It's just vague, and no one made it clear. The gods in the sky only talked about Kuimu Lang's descending to the earth, and didn't mention the shame of Baihua at all. She is just a maid in the Temple of Fragrance. Sifan was reincarnated as a human being in the lower realm. After death, it is difficult to return to heaven. , how can it compare to Kuixing?" Brother Hou said, "Master, do you have any regulations?"

"Oh?" What does it mean to return to heaven again?

But I was a little surprised. In my impression, the gods in the sky come down to earth... as long as they don’t cause trouble, it’s not a big deal. Even those who are reborn as people who lost their memory and walked out of their mother’s womb are just for the sake of tempering their minds. Or crossing the love catastrophe and so on, how come Baihua can't go back in shame?

Even the unlucky Jin Chanzi, if there is no accident in the ninth life, will return to Lingshan after the reincarnation of the tenth life.

"She sneaked down by herself, and she was not in compliance with the rules. In addition, she is just a little maid. If she is demoted, what can a maid become? Since she doesn't want to stay in the heaven, she should be a mortal." Otherwise, if she is really punished, it’s hard to say whether she can save her life.” Brother Hou said disapprovingly, “Oh, this is what Taibai Jinxing quietly pulled me to tell me. Mother becomes angry from embarrassment, that's what hurt her."

When it comes to the queen mother, I suddenly feel moved. This one seems to be a powerful faction who opposes Xianfan's love.The Cowherd and Weaver Girl whom she dismantled by herself are so pitiful that they can only meet once a year on the magpie bridge, although I don't quite understand whether this year is counted according to whether it is in the sky or in the world.One day in the sky and one year in the human world, if it is in the human world, according to this frequency, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl would probably meet each other in the sky every day, what is the pain, it is obviously the magpies who want to fly to build a magpie bridge every day... But since the Queen Mother has a lot of burdens because of this, She is a hot pot, I will treat her as the main force who likes to beat immortals with sticks.

And Erlang God, how could I forget him!

Thinking of this, I'm a little surprised, the heavenly court is procrastinating to find someone who can handle this matter, but isn't Erlang God the god of justice?This is what he does, right?

"Judicial God?" Brother Hou scratched his head, "Why haven't I heard of it? Isn't Erlang God the Jade Emperor's nephew? When was he appointed as an official?"

"Aww." You have been under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and it is not surprising that you don't know about any changes in the heaven.

I don't think it's strange, the information lags behind, Brother Hou doesn't like gossip at first glance.

"That's right." Brother Hou didn't bother with this question, "Maybe it was because he wasn't there at the time, I didn't see him."

I gave Brother Hou an idea to ask him to mention Erlang God in the sky.

"Why don't you go to heaven to mention it?" I yelled, "Since Baihuasha is a human being, Kui Mulang also thinks that he and her are husband and wife. Isn't this also the love of immortals? The judgments in the heavens always treat people equally. When a female fairy goes down to earth, it means breaking them up forcibly, so male immortals can't treat them differently, can they?"

"However, if Erlang Shen handles it, what if he becomes emotional and accommodating?" Brother Monkey asked.

"Oh~" I let Brother Hou relax, Erlang God is the most impartial and unreasonable in law enforcement. Didn't his sister Sanshengmu go down to earth and give birth to a child, and he also carried her back to the bottom of the mountain?Kui Mulang is only his colleague when he is exhausted, and he can't kiss his sister no matter how close he is, so don't worry that he will release water.

"Three Virgins descend to earth to give birth?" Brother Monkey opened his eyes wide.

I nodded, this matter should be very famous, right?San ShengMu gave birth to a son named Chen Xiang, who directly split the mountain to save his mother.

Brother Hou doesn't like to gossip so much that he hasn't heard of such a thing, right?

What is the name of the man of the Three Virgins?I thought about it, but I didn't think about it, forget it, it doesn't matter anyway, this couple is famous because of their son and Baolian Lantern.But I forgot where I saw it. The man Sanshengmu was the golden boy in the heaven in his previous life. Because some gods found out that the relationship between them was ambiguous, he demoted the golden boy to the human world. Not long after, Sanshengmu followed suit. Go down to earth and continue the frontier...

Damn, why do I find this story so familiar, it's a sex-transformed version of Kui Mulang and Baihuasha.

I'm not a feminist, but I support equal rights.Both men and women are the same, so why should the Three Holy Mothers be crushed under the mountain, and it is enough for Kui Mulang to go to Taishang Laojun to light the fire?

Heavenly Court treated them differently, so I had to wonder if there was something inside.It couldn't be because the child wasn't born from Kui Mulang's belly, right?There should be no distinction between men and women in heaven... right?

"Master, have you missed your memory?" Brother Hou turned his head and squatted in front of me, "What is Chen Xiang splitting the mountain to save his mother? The person in question is Erlang Shen."

"Oh?!" I was stunned, Erlang God split the mountain to save his mother?

"How do I remember that it was the Jade Emperor's sister who went down to earth and married a man surnamed Yang. These are the parents of Erlang God. Later, because of breaking the rules, the Jade Emperor's sister was crushed under Taoshan, and it was Erlang God who went to chop Taoshan to save his mother. come out." Monkey Brother said, "Erlang God does have a sister named Sanshengmu, Master, are you confusing the mother and daughter?"

I... I simply don't know what to say, and I'm a little unsure when Brother Monkey asks you this rhetorically.

I was biting the tip of my tail, Brother Hou said it firmly, but my impression is that there are Chenxiang and Baolian Lantern, I can't... Erlang God has a nickname named Chenxiang, right?Of course, it is also possible that this incident has not happened yet. However, there is a probability that two generations of women in a family will miss the mortals at the same time, give birth to a son, be crushed under the mountain, and finally be rescued by the son. How old is it?

When "Lotus Lantern" was on the air, why should I be addicted to the game?

The sense of aggrieved feeling like I know the whole picture but only a few clues can't support the conclusion is plausible again. I rolled over irritably and was about to say something when I suddenly felt something wrong with my body. Brother Hou also changed his expression and stood up. Get up and put me behind you.

I had no time to take into account Brother Hou's vigilance, I just looked at my claws... Oh, no, it's time to call hands.

I'm back.

It was supposed to be a cute tiger rolling, but now it has become a monk convulsing.

I really want to scold the sky for meddling in other people's business, but I can't help it. I have become a human again, and the burden of the image of the eminent monk and great virtue that I once put aside reappeared.

Alas, it sucks to be human.

I could only pretend to be innocent and got up from the ground, with a smile that fit my status as a great monk, I bowed to the sky: "Amitabha, I don't know which immortal helped me..."

I'm stuck.

The fairy had landed from mid-air and stood in front of me.But I didn't care about being shocked by that male god's face, so I focused on the center of his eyebrows.

The one riding the white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang monk, right?

The one with three eyes is not necessarily Yang Jian, but also Lord Ma, right?

My luck isn't that bad, . . . is it?