[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Holding that post, I once again had doubts about the function of Taibaijinxing. He was not one of the people who took turns following me in the sky. How did he manage to show up in time to provide mission clues every time?I looked at the three characters of Li Changgeng, and I couldn't help wondering, Taibai Jinxing didn't think that changing the name would allow him to play role-playing games, right?

As an ordinary person, I know that Li Changgeng is his name, is it interesting to be so deceptive?

Or in other words, all of this is just me treating Taibai's belly with the heart of a villain. He didn't think too much about it at all, and everything was plain and clear, but I was overly brain-filled.

This is indeed one of my problems. Ever since I was cheated by Guanyin at the Water and Land Conference, I always get used to overthinking, conspiracy theories, persecution paranoia...

I was thinking about these messy things, so I heard Zhu Bajie ask: "Who is Li Changgeng?"

I looked at him with disbelief in my heart.no?Don't even know the name of the savior?How did the colleagues in heaven for so many years do?

Fortunately, Brother Hou poured cold water on the revived conspiracy theory in my heart, "That's the name of Taibai Jinxing."

I breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it's not that I know too much, but Zhu Bajie... Forget it, I don't know how to describe it.Although the human body and pig brain is a curse word, isn't there also scientific research that proves that pigs are actually very smart?

"So, you have already asked where Lingji Bodhisattva is?" I stopped thinking about that question and brought the topic back.

Zhu Bajie was bowing in the direction where Taibai Jinxing left just now, and he was grateful for Taibai Jinxing's life-saving grace in his mouth.My question was answered by Wufeng, "Just two thousand miles to the south, there is a mountain called Small Sumeru Mountain. Lingji Bodhisattva has a dojo there, and it is the Bodhisattva's lecture hall."

I looked at Wufeng, and Wufeng looked at me. The connection in the eyes let us know that we wanted to go together.

I glanced at the others again, ashamed and ashamed, only Wufeng wanted to visit Lingji Bodhisattva wholeheartedly.

I coughed softly, "In this case, let's change the way to visit Lingji Bodhisattva first."

"Master." Brother Hou scratched his head, "Little Sumeru Mountain is to the south, two thousand miles away."

"Master knows." I nodded.

"It's south, we're going west." Brother Monkey stretched out his arms and drew a right-angled fan.

I continue to nod.

"Master, this is a detour." Zhu Bajie also said, "We are going to the West Paradise to pay homage to the Tathagata Buddha, Lingji Bodhisattva... Maybe we can meet him in the West Paradise."

I extracted the central meaning of this sentence, which probably means don't pick up sesame seeds and throw watermelons.

Wu Qing, who had just accepted him, didn't hold back, "Master, Bodhisattva Lingji is here to take care of me. Well, if he sees me, will he not let me go? Let's go directly to the west."

Wu Feng and I sighed at the same time.

"If you don't enter the temple and don't worship the Bodhisattva, can you still say you are a monk?" I was heartbroken, "We went to the West to obtain the scriptures. Since Lingji Bodhisattva has a Taoist place, he will naturally teach the scriptures. This opportunity is once in a thousand years. , how could I miss it?"

"No matter how good the sutra is, how can it be as good as the Sutra of Daleiyin Temple?" Zhu Bajie couldn't help questioning.

"Since the scriptures of Lingji Bodhisattva are not bad, the ones from the Western Paradise are better." I took it for granted, "What you hear is delusion, and what you see is believing. In this way, our determination to go west to learn the scriptures will naturally be strengthened."

"Master is right." Wu Feng agreed with me, and naturally stood on my side, "Western heaven is still thousands of miles away, how can we be picky and picky, and aim too high."

"Also," I continued, "Wuqing is going to leave with us now, but what about those little monsters under him? If they are left alone, if they commit crimes and are still on Wuqing's body, he will go westward and repent. Wouldn't the road be ruined?"

Wuqing felt a little scared when he heard this sentence, "I dismissed them all? After all, they have been with me for so many years..."

"Anyway, Bodhisattva Lingji is guarding this place, so why don't we entrust this matter to him. Bodhisattvas are naturally restrained in doing things, and we can travel westward with peace of mind." I made a final decision.

We walked these two thousand miles for more than a month, but fortunately, now that everything is flourishing, the green mountains are fresh and lovely, but Gohan is not very happy, because the wild fruits are either unfruited, or green and sour, which is inedible.

But even so, Gohan still ran around all day without seeing anyone.Mangshanzhong is its home field, and when we were halfway through, Brother Hou suddenly became happy.

Everyone looked at him.

"Gohan is worthy of being a child in Huaguo Mountain, the old grandson, and he has become the monkey king here." Monkey Brother looked into the distance, "he is being pestered by a female monkey."

I:"……"

I'm not yet mentally prepared to be a grandpa.

Gohan probably didn't think about becoming a father either, anyway, he came back after he had traveled about fifteen hundred miles.I frowned, ready to teach it a lesson.

Brother Hou smiled at me, "Master, don't be upset, Gohan is just naughty, he is still a boy."

I:"……"

I find myself speechless a lot.Besides, Brother Monkey, your piercing eyes are not for this, are you?

Although Little Sumeru Mountain has a small character, it is actually a high mountain. There are auspicious clouds emerging on the mountainside, auspicious mist, melodious bells and chimes, and faint cigarette smoke.

"Great place!" I couldn't help but praise it, except that it is a little less traveled, this place is more like an ancient temple hidden in a famous mountain.

Brother Hou immediately went to call the door, and the person who opened the door was a Taoist man with rosary beads around his neck and Buddha's name in his mouth.

If you want to introduce your identity carefully, I am usually called Master Sanzang, the younger brother of Dongtu Datang. Brother Hou also introduced me in this way, but the Taoist narrowed his eyes, "It's too long, I can't remember it all."

So personal.

"Just remember Tang Monk Xuanzang." I said, "The poor monk is a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. When he passed by Huangfengling, he heard that a thousand miles to the south was the ashram of Lingji Bodhisattva. He came here to pay his respects. Buddha's voice."

"Wait a minute, I'll report to the Bodhisattva." The Taoist turned and left.

After a while, we were ushered into the gate. Looking inside, I felt that my water and land conference was flashy, and it was a thousand miles away from here.

Lingji Bodhisattva is a man, but when I think of Avalokitesvara, I am a little unsure again.However, if this little problem is put aside, I think he is much more pleasing than Guanyin, at least, it is very comfortable to talk to him.

Standing in the center of the hall, Wuqing reported his plans to Lingji Bodhisattva tremblingly, and then looked at Lingji Bodhisattva eagerly.

Lingji Bodhisattva pondered for a moment, but before he could say anything, Wuqing suddenly changed back to his original shape, first laying on the ground, then standing on his hind legs, with his forelimbs tucked in front of his chest, his black bean eyes were misty and moist, "please The Bodhisattva is merciful, and the disciple is willing to escort the master all the way to the west, and sincerely repent."

Lingji Bodhisattva paused, "Since you are sincere, I will speak for you with Tathagata Buddha. However, if you commit the crime again, I will take you directly without the help of Buddha."

"Thank you Bodhisattva! Thank you Bodhisattva!" Wu Qing continued to bow with his short upper limbs.

I looked serious, listening to Bodhisattva Lingji's words, looking at Wuqing, while spurning the shame of being cute, I resisted the urge to masturbate twice.

Wuqing told me that he was a Taoist mouse at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, and that breed was called a yellow-haired marten.I have only heard of hamsters and white mice, but I don’t know what a yellow-haired marten looks like. After thinking about it, I came up with a yellow-haired house mouse.As one of the four evils, the mouse is expected to know its status in the hearts of Chinese people, but I did not expect that Wuqing's prototype is so cute.

He doesn't look like a mouse at all!

If you want me to say it, it's a bit like the pet mink that I keep at home, with round black eyes, a pointed nose, and the whiskers on both cheeks move with the words; the body is slender, and you don't need to think about it to know that it is extremely flexible. Good; the hair on the body is the kind of pale golden that seems to be shining, oily and smooth, it must feel very good when you stroke it!

Hey, I regretted that I couldn't meet the cat demon before, so I could only rub the hairy head of the monkey son.Now……

Hey, hold back, this is an apprentice, you can't masturbate.

Who can understand my excitement to see cute animals after meeting monkeys, black bears, and wild boars? !

We lived with Lingji Bodhisattva for a month. Wufeng and I listened to Lingji Bodhisattva's lectures every day, and we were fascinated by it; Doing things in the mountains every day makes people feel uneasy. Although Bodhisattva Lingji didn't say anything, I am too embarrassed to stay here for such a gentle-tempered Bodhisattva. After memorizing all the new scriptures, I left with a few apprentices.

Lingji Bodhisattva gave us a ride, and when I turned to leave, I seemed to hear his sigh in my ear: Jin Chanzi, if you cherish it early and don’t take a nap at the Dharma meeting, how can there be reincarnation of ten lives? , suffering from this...

I shrank my neck, alas, I was mistaken again.

Really sad people.

Why do you want me to take responsibility for the mistakes you gods and Buddhas made?

Lingji Bodhisattva's words pulled me out of my obsession with new scriptures, and I was listless until we were blocked by a big river.Fortunately, everyone thought I was reluctant to leave, so they didn't become suspicious.

I looked at the big river, and I couldn't see the other side at a glance, only the waves on the water surface.

"It doesn't look like there is a boatman here..." I hesitated for a moment, "Wukong, take a look, is there a narrower place between the upstream and downstream for us to pass?"

Brother Monkey jumped into the air, and came down after a while, "It's hard, the river has no end in sight, and the water in front of us is [-] miles wide."

"Master!" Wu Qing didn't know when he ran to the side, "There is a stone tablet here!"

There are three seal characters on the stele, Liushahe.

I thought for a while, isn't this the boundary of Junior Brother Sha?

Zhu Ba ringed the stone tablet and read the words on it, "Eight hundred quicksands, three thousand weak water depths. Goose feathers can't float, and reed flowers sink to the bottom. What can I do?"

I was just about to ask Brother Monkey to report to my house, when I heard the sound of water rolling and crashing, I looked around and saw an ugly and vicious monster coming out of the river.

A messy, fluffy red hair, eyes that seemed to glow, and a blue face...

This is Junior Brother Sha?

etc!Is there anything wrong with my childhood filter?

Give back my honest, honest and quiet Junior Brother Sha!