[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Yes, I am that good.

In daily life, he is indifferent and rational, he is not afraid of danger when he encounters danger, and he performs supernormally in the face of pressure. He is a complete contestant.

Hey, I just realized that apart from the eminent monk and Dharma character that I painted every day, my real person is actually so dull!

Why didn't I realize that I had so many advantages before?

I have to admit, turning enemies into friends with King Huangfeng, oh no, turning enemies into disciples gave me a sense of accomplishment that is beyond words. This is no longer someone protecting me so I definitely won’t What happened was nothing to fear, but a self-awareness of one's own ability.

I feel that I have pushed open a crack in the door to a new world.

Since King Huang Feng wants to worship me as a teacher, then my status here will rise in a straight line.He is still impatient, as soon as I nodded here, he hurriedly ordered people to set up an incense table.

After I received his salute, I thought about it and said, "Your seniors are all of Wuzi generation. You made a mistake because you stole the clear oil from Lingshan's glass cup and were suppressed here. Why don't you call it Wuqing?" Take this as a warning in the future and always keep it in mind.”

"Wuqing obeys." King Huangfeng, who is now Wuqing, is very obedient.

"Also, now that you worship me as your teacher, there are already three senior brothers above. Although there was a little unhappiness before, how could there be any overnight enmity between the senior brothers?" I continued, "The misunderstanding has been resolved at this time, and we Go out and introduce you as a teacher, and from now on, you will love each other and help each other."

Wuqing was a little hesitant. I saw it and knew that there were still things I didn't know.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Before I came to see Master, I already had a fight with that ugly-faced senior brother. He was very capable. For some reason, he conjured hundreds of people who were exactly like him. Gradually, I was no longer an opponent. I could only fight against him." Use your housekeeping skills." Wu Qing's voice was a little vague.

The regret in my heart is that I didn't see the live version of Brother Hou's clone technique, but I was even more curious about what kind of trick Wufeng used, because seeing him looking a little guilty, it was obviously Brother Hou who suffered.

"What is it?" I asked.

"I can make the wind." Wu Qing replied.

"When I first came to Huangfengling, I also heard from your senior brother that there are people here who are better at manipulating the wind than him." I was not that surprised, but I was a little curious about what exactly happened to Brother Monkey.

"My wind is called the divine wind of samadhi. It can blow the darkness of the sky and the earth. It is good at blowing away the worries of ghosts and gods. It can crack rocks and cliffs, and blow people's lives away." Wu Qing replied, "Unless there are gods, no one can escape completely."

But I was not so worried, and instead comforted Wuqing, "Don't worry. I let you know earlier that your senior brother has piercing eyes, golden eyes, copper head and iron arms, and he is no worse than a god."

"That's good." Wu Qing heaved a sigh of relief, "Then I'll invite my brothers to come now."

"Go, you must first say that you have become a teacher, otherwise there will be more useless fights." I instructed.

"Yes, Master." Wu Qing went out after finishing speaking, and after a while, another person came back alone, "Master, I don't know where the brothers have gone, and they are no longer in Huangfengling."

"..." I thought, if those three guys went to the South China Sea to rescue soldiers, I must teach them what it means to be independent and self-reliant when they come back. "Then let's forget it for now, as the teacher is here, they can't run far."

The monks can run away but can't run away from the temple. I am their biggest temple.

The next day, my apprentices were still nowhere to be seen.

When I was about to go to bed at night, I always felt the sound of mosquitoes buzzing in my ears, which was very annoying.I had to cheer up and endure the doze off, ready to get up and fight mosquitoes.The mosquitoes in the mountains are very poisonous, and I don't want to be swollen the next day after a good night's sleep.

I can't hit it once, I can't hit it twice, I can't hit it three times... The more I am frustrated, the more courageous I am, the more I fight, the more energetic I am, that damn mosquito with flower legs is flying around me but I can't hit it!

How hateful you say it is!

In the end, my sleepy bugs were gone, and I got into a fight with that mosquito, and I couldn't believe I couldn't beat it!

However, the ideal is always not as cruel as the reality. For a small mosquito, I had to think about the 36 tactics of the grandson of war, and decided to feed myself... Mosquito, stop beating, spread it on the bed to be a useless person, and then The moment the mosquito landed on my body and moved its mouth, I used the momentum of lightning and stealing the bell to wipe it out in one fell swoop!

The trick was half successful, and the mosquito with a flower leg really landed on my hand. I slapped my hands together hard, feeling that I had vented my anger from being tortured that night.

Uh, I was a little confused, I forgot that I am a monk and I don't kill.

A monk would not even be willing to step on an ant to death, but I killed a mosquito...

I hastened to call Amitabha several times, and moved my palm away, preparing to get rid of the tragic scene of the mosquito being smashed to pieces.

... didn't see it.

Seeing me move my palm, the mosquito stretched its legs and flapped its wings.

If I still believe that this is an ordinary mosquito, I am mentally retarded!

"Sun! Wu!! Kong!!!" I decided to let this poor apprentice know the anger of Master who had disturbed his sleep.

"Master's life is very leisurely." Brother Hou's voice came, "Wufeng Bajie and I have been very busy these two days. Some time ago, the old grandson's eyes were blown by the yellow wind of the yellow wind monster. My son is sore and unbearable. If it wasn’t for the secret help of the guardian Jialan, who gave me Sanhua Jiuzi ointment, I still have tears in my eyes. Just like this, we dare not stop. I am afraid that Master will suffer, so I deliberately changed to find out. Master is about to sleep soundly, how does it look like being caught and eaten by a monster?"

Brother Hou's words contained too much information, and it successfully aroused my guilt.It was a while before I noticed Gogokaran.

"What's the matter with Gujiaan?" When I was tied to the pillar, they didn't show up, but what happened to Brother Hou's presence in a blink of an eye?

"After my eyes were shaved, Wufeng Bajie and Wufeng Bajie went to a farmer's house to spend the night, and asked for some medicine to heal my eyes. But the next morning, I found that the farmer was gone, the person was gone, and the house was gone. A post was posted on the tree, which read, 'Zhuang Jufei is a common dwelling, and the Dharma Protector Jialan enlightens the house. The magic medicine and the king's doctor have eye pain, and don't hesitate to fight the monsters with all your heart'."

If they hadn't cured Brother Hou's eyes, I just want to add a horizontal comment to them - mind your own business!

I'm fine, who wants you to give me a favor?

"Master, what's going on with you?" Brother Monkey asked, "I just heard from the little demon that Huangfeng monsters are most afraid of Lingji Bodhisattva. Bajie has already gone out to meet with Wufeng and is going to find Bodhisattva. I'm here Let me see you first, okay. This...the yellow wind monster doesn't seem to treat you slowly?"

I nodded, "Wukong, I will accept another junior for you."

Brother Hou didn't speak for a while, and I couldn't help stretching out my hand to pinch the mosquito's wings.

"Why is this happening to you, master, I don't think it's strange at all?" Brother Monkey's mosquito legs were almost twisted into twists, "However, enlightening a big monster is also a great merit, and it has made good fortune for the world."

Really, I felt more than once that Brother Monkey's thinking seems to have been led astray by me.

Amitabha, sin sin.

"Shall I take you to meet your junior brother?" I asked.

"That's good." Brother Hou shook his wings, flew away from my fingertips, and transformed into Sun Dasheng again. "Master, have you given him a Dharma name?"

"Well, it's called Wuqing." I replied.

"His ability to manipulate the wind is really good, even the old grandson has suffered..."

Listening to Brother Hou's thoughts, I have a deeper understanding of his broad mind. It is good not to hold grudges, so I don't have to worry about team conflicts.

As expected of my monkey brother!

Monkey brother is very kind to his people, especially his experience is simply too rich, he has disturbed the Dragon Palace, the Underworld, and the Heavenly Court. There are also legends about him splashing monkeys in Lingshan.In contrast, Wuqing is a bit like a country turtle. Although he was born in Lingshan, even if he has never been to the boundary of Lingshan, I know what it means to be pure in Buddhism. Life there is very boring. Everyone recites Buddhist scriptures every day, and no one dares to go to the Buddhist headquarters to make trouble.When Wuqing gained knowledge, he arrived at Huangfengling, but unfortunately he was suppressed by Lingji Bodhisattva after a long time, saying that he had no knowledge, which is not wrong.

And Brother Hou... To be honest, Brother Hou has a bit of a habit of bragging. He is already legendary enough, let's exaggerate a little...

I think it will be a matter of time before Brother Hou gets a brain-dead fan.

I chased away this freshly baked pair of brothers and sisters, and regained my sleep.When I woke up again in the morning, I saw Brother Hou talking about the Pantao Festival. Wu Qing was fascinated by what he was listening to, and the longing light in his small eyes was shining brightly.

"There's never been a Peach Blossom Fair in Lingshan." Wu Qing felt extremely regretful.

"It's okay." Brother Hou slapped his chest, "Old Sun still has a bit of prestige in the Heavenly Court, I will take you there when the Pantao Festival starts next time!"

"They will invite you?" I poured cold water on it.

Brother Hou snorted coldly, "As long as they don't forget the consequences of not inviting me that time."

It's so domineering that it has no friends.

I looked at Wuqing and found that Brother Hou's progress in harvesting brain-dead fans has been accelerated a lot, and he will be able to complete it soon.

So, after breakfast, Wu Qing was the one urging to leave as soon as possible.

We found Wufeng Bajie in a wilderness. They were holding a post and discussing something with their heads down. Brother Monkey yelled, and the two jumped up quickly.After we reunited and introduced new members, I looked at the post in Zhu Bajie's hand and asked, "Is this the post left by Dharma Protector Jialan?"

"No, it was left by an old man." Wu Feng explained.

It turned out that they already knew that Lingji Bodhisattva was needed to surrender Wuqing, but they didn't know where Lingji Bodhisattva was. At this time, an old man came out to show them the way. After they saw the way, the old man turned into Qingfeng and disappeared.

"Show me the post." I stroked my chin, feeling that this routine sounded familiar.

I took the post, and there are still four poems on it——

Marshal Shangfu Tianpeng heard that the old man is Li Changgeng.Mount Sumeru has a flying dragon stick, and Lingji received Buddhist soldiers back then.

I hehe, Xiao Mian, thought I wouldn't know you if you were wearing a vest?

Li Changgeng, isn't he still a platinum star?

How old old are you?