[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Modern Chapter (End)

I admire Gautama a little bit. If it were me, if one day the characters written in the book appeared around me, I don’t think I could be as big-hearted as him, and I would always react in some way.Whether the reaction is good or bad, it never feels like a big burden has been dropped, and you immediately feel at ease.

From my standpoint, of course I will not let anything happen to Gautama.But why is he so relieved?

"You won't harm me." Gautama was always frank, "If it was someone else, I would be worried, but I grew up listening to and watching your stories, so there is nothing to worry about. "

Growing up listening to our stories...

I suddenly felt that I had changed a lot all of a sudden.

In the next few days, I took Gautama up the mountain to chant scriptures. Monkey Brother came once in the middle and beat Zhu Bajie again and again. In the two strange phenomena that occurred, Zhu Bajie was beaten until the pig's head was exposed, and he swiped Weibo and took it as an inspiration for new business opportunities.

"A lot of people say it's quite romantic." Zhu Bajie flapped his ears, "Master, how about making this on a large scale? To attract lovers who pursue romance, and make a gimmick that promises life under the sun, won't it? Will someone buy it?"

"Yes." I have no doubts about that, but why doesn't it feel right for couples to promise each other a lifetime against the background of Monkey King beating up Zhu Bajie?

Zhu Bajie ignored my little entanglement, slapped my face a few times, and turned into a masculine man again, and went to the program team to discuss advertising fees.

It's not too late for this matter, after all, the recording of the program is nearing completion, and the first episode of the program has been broadcast on TV.After Gautama had accumulated a certain amount and decided to find an ancient temple for meditation, I also bid farewell to Zhu Bajie and returned to the world of flowers and flowers.

Wuqing followed Bai Jingjing to live a star addiction, but when he heard that I didn't watch those few episodes, he immediately became unhappy, boasted about himself, and then dragged me to complete those few episodes.

I watched the CP combination of Bai Jingjing and Xiao Xianrou all afternoon, and I had to admire the program group. They made the pink atmosphere almost very real. I really thought there was something between them.

"How is it possible?" Wu Qing said with the tone of a person who has experienced it, "How can my little junior sister fall in love with a mortal? Do you want to become a widow early?"

I really don't know how to tell Wuqing that this kind of thing is in the past tense.

In the evening, a new episode of the program premiered on satellite TV. I watched Bai Jingjing on the screen devoutly worshiping the sea god, chanting words, vividly interpreting an image of a person who was unlucky but unwilling.If I remember correctly, this episode is a follow-up to Bai Jingjing who became the bottom of the show's guests because she didn't get half of the catch the day before.I still remember that Monk Sha promised Bai Jingjing to help her cheat the night before.

"It's acting as if it's real." Although I already knew what Bai Jingjing acted like, and I already had the amazing acting skills that can fool people, but every time I watched it, I was still amazed.

On the TV, Bai Jingjing was still muttering: "...God of the sea, the little girl will never be greedy, don't want abalone or lobster, just give me a bag of skinny shrimp..."

"Master, have you eaten the Pippi shrimp there?" Wu Qing seemed to be still thinking about it, "It's a big meaty foot, it has a unique flavor when eaten raw, and it's delicious when cooked."

After returning to modern times, those rules and regulations were naturally left behind by me, but the habits formed over the past few decades are not so easy to change.Just like when I was a monk, I wanted to eat meat but my body couldn’t stand it. Now that my body is fine, I don’t have any special preference for meat. I usually eat light food.But there are a few Wu, no taboos, Wu Qing had been doing food and broadcasting for a while before, and gave up after finding it was not fun.

"Wujing gave Bai Jingjing a bag of Pipi shrimp?" Hearing Wuqing say this, I naturally thought the same way.

"No." Wuqing laughed suddenly, "Master, you can continue watching, it's fun."

I was still thinking about what would make Wuqing feel amusing, so the camera followed Bai Jingjing out to sea.Bai Jingjing muttered to herself, then threw the fishing net into the sea.

Could it be that he caught a lobster?I recalled that when I was with Gotama, I really didn't care much about what Monk Sha gave Bai Jingjing.

Soon, the fishing net was tightened, and Bai Jingjing made a "Yeah" to the camera, and then shouted to herself to pull the net: "I think there is a lot of weight in this, yesterday's nothing is for today's accumulation, I think I'm going to get lucky..."

Bai Jingjing reads over and over to pull the net, but the force from the fishing net is getting stronger and stronger, a camera flashes sharply, Bai Jingjing falls into the sea, still holding the fishing net tightly in her hand, and is being carried for a long time.

"Wujing won't get a shark?" I asked Wuqing with some uncertainty.

Wu Qing smiled and shook his head without speaking, as if he wanted the answer to be revealed at the end.

With the efforts of many people, Bai Jingjing was finally fished into the boat. She was very persistent, and even so she did not let go of the net in her hand. When the fishing net was dragged onto the boat, everyone saw what was in it, and they all exclaimed. .

"Is this a bit of a bug?" I said uncertainly, "Is this near the sea? How could you catch pelagic fish?"

This sounds unreasonable, of course, but the existence of the host is to turn the dead into living, blow up the ordinary into hype, and finally even said that the tuna was attracted by Bai Jingjing's beauty. There are Xi Shi sinking fish and wild geese, and now there are tuna jumping at Bai Jingjing...

I also remembered that Bai Jingjing once became a tofu Xi Shi.

Sure enough, the topic on the Internet exploded. It's not that no one thinks that there is something tricky in this unreasonable, but more people think it's a coincidence, and they spend their thoughts on discussing how beautiful Bai Jingjing is.

I don't understand more and more the current topic orientation.

Or is it that I have reached the realm of detachment now, seeing through the essence of beauty and bones?

But no matter what, Bai Jingjing became popular again with this episode of the show.She was originally red and purple, but now she has turned purple and black.

"Junior Sister's new movie is about to be released. It seems to be about Princess Gaoyang of the Tang Dynasty, the one who had an affair with a monk." Wu Qing said, "Master, do you know Monk Bianji? He is very talented. The one here In history, the one who helped Master Xuanzang, who was studying Buddhist scriptures, to write "Da Tang Western Regions" and translate scriptures, was finally cut in half because of an affair with the princess. Speaking of which, we have a bit of a relationship."

"Bai Jingjing plays Princess Gaoyang?" I asked.

"Yeah, she is not only the heroine, but also the screenwriter." Wu Qing said, "I heard Zhao Bo call my junior sister, saying that the post-production is done, and the response during the test screening was particularly good."

Wu Qing’s words were a bit modest. When it was released, the film critics were overwhelming. This kind of beautiful tragic story mixed with court, love, power, conspiracy, and religion was finally stamped as a masterpiece for some reason.

Of course, it is not that no one has pointed out that there are many doubts about the relationship between Gao Yang and Bian Ji, but, how should I put it, who would really be serious with an artistically processed movie?Especially when the movie is soaring higher and higher and even got several Oscar nominations.

"Master, do the math for me, have I won an award?" Although the influence of the Olympic award is not as great as before, it is still the highest award, even if she is as confident as Bai Jingjing, she is a little unsteady.However, Bai Jingjing claimed that it was because there were too many unspoken rules in it, and she would not be afraid if she tried her best.

I like Bai Jingjing's self-confidence very much, I wish her to achieve her wish, and then Bai Jingjing happily continued to go to public relations.

"As for the 60 billion people in the world, even if one-tenth of them know about this movie, the number of my fans will skyrocket, and I can catch up with the pig and super monkey just around the corner!" Bai Jingjing is really a good girl who never forgets her roots.

There is always a dream, in case it comes true.

Brother Hou sneered at this, "She'd better go dreaming."

Anyway, after the awards season, Bai Jingjing became the biggest winner. I don't know if the number of fans has skyrocketed or not, but her status suddenly became detached.Moreover, she is not only an actor, but also proved to be a successful screenwriter. I heard that she is going to enter the directing industry recently, and she has already been set up as a talented woman.

However, there are always unpredictable things, and there are always some hackers who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Poor, the result is self-evident.

Bai Jingjing became the focus of care.

Originally, I was a little bit disapproving of this matter. As long as things like pornographic photos are handled well, they will no longer be able to cause a devastating blow to actors like they did more than ten years ago.What's more, I really don't think Bai Jingjing will be recruited, and I don't pay much attention to this matter.

Then when Bai Jingjing came and cried to me, I realized that my thinking was a little simple.

"Is there a picture of you?" I was really surprised.

"Junior Junior Sister is the number one hot search right now, blocking everyone else's limelight." Wu Qing handed me the phone, "Everyone is swiping the hashtag #美人在骨不在脸#."

Bai Jingjing snorted, "Don't let me find out who did this, I'll have to skin him."

I looked at the nine colorful skeletons in Jiugonggeli, and my first thought was: "Goku hasn't let you change back yet?"

Bai Jingjing was depressed and said nothing.

It's not that there is no solution to this matter, but in Bai Jingjing's words, it's hard to get over it.Everyone is used to watching Yanzhaomen, now that Yangumen is out, many people are already wondering if Bai Jingjing has any special hobbies, otherwise, would a normal person use a mobile phone to take pictures and pose in various poses?

This is not a scandal to Bai Jingjing, but it can also be called a novelty point.

However, we all know that Bai Jingjing took pictures of herself.

Several Enlightenments sent comfort from all directions, and Brother Hou's particularly contagious "hahaha" mixed in was especially contagious.

Bai Jingjing's team quickly held a press conference. In the video, Bai Jingjing smiled sweetly, seemingly unaffected, "That's not an ordinary skeleton, she will be the heroine of my next movie, Mrs. Bone, this Once, I will use "Journey to the West" to tell the story of Mrs. Bone..."

"Will the hero be Monkey King?" someone asked below.

Bai Jingjing showed an extremely complicated smile, "I won't disclose the specific content, I can only tell you that this is a story of a cannon fodder struggling to survive on the westbound road."