[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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My mood is broken.

I'm not bragging, I have unparalleled confidence in the matter of wearing a vest. The names of the other enlightened people will unconsciously associate them with their real identities for various reasons, although the people who make such associations will not Take this seriously as fandom or coincidence.but I?My surname is neither Chen nor Tang, and even my name is not so unique. I have even collided with other people's names since I was a child, which is really low-key.

I always thought that even if I lost my vest for a few enlightenments, my vest would still be in good shape.

The result was unexpected...

I still underestimated the lethality of pig teammates.

Looking at Gotama again, his expression is stiff, his eyes are wandering, and his whole body is in a state of doubting life, which is even more bleak than yesterday when he was fooled by being fooled.

"Seriously?" His voice was low, but I heard it anyway.

Well, I'm sure, the lord probably didn't mean to make that Zhu Bajie sound just now, but as a result, his blind cat met a dead mouse, and he stripped off the vests of two people at once.And if he calms down and thinks about it carefully, I suspect that the identities of Drifting Monk, Bai Jingjing, and even Brother Monkey who is making trouble abroad may also be exposed.

If there is a Taishang Laojun here, I will ask him if there is any elixir that can make people lose their memory for a few minutes.But since there is no such thing, we can only paraphrase a sentence, the matter has come to this point, there is no need to be sad, a real warrior is brave enough to face the bleak life.

Oh yes, this sentence was addressed to Gautama.

"Are you Zhu Bajie?!" Gautama looked at Zhu Bajie and asked again.

"The old pig doesn't change his name or surname when he walks. His big name is Zhu Ganglu, his dharma name is Wu Neng, and his other name is Bajie." Zhu Bajie looked at Gautama with a sense of righteousness.

Gotama's eyes widened, "Aren't you a pig's head?"

Zhu Bajie is happy, I actually feel a little like Brother Monkey.Then the next second, a pig head with a human body that I was very familiar with appeared.

This reminded me of the painful memory of brother Hou turning into Gao Cuilan and leaning towards me, but when he leaned against me, the charming face turned into a hairy face with sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.

Gotama shivered, and quickly looked away, "Are you Monk Tang?"

Again, he asked that question a while ago, but I wouldn't mind answering him formally, "Yes, and, yes, I can sing 'Only You,' but I won't sing it to you."

"So Zhu Bajie split up his luggage and married a wife after all." Gautama looked at me with some sympathy, as if I had been abandoned, ""Journey to the West" is actually true, I always thought it was just a fabrication The fairy tale that came out."

I think there should be a BGM sounding at this moment——

You cried and told me that fairy tales are all lies...

"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhu Bajie was very displeased with this accusation, "Old Pig has a heart for Master, and Master has promised this matter a long time ago!"

Gotama lowered his head and thought for a while. I don't know what he thought of, but it can be seen that he felt a lot more relaxed, and the feeling of being tense to collapse gradually dissipated.

At this time, the child in Zhu Bajie's arms began to cry, and the high-level manner that Zhu Bajie maintained just now disappeared immediately, "Well, master, you talk first, my son is hungry, I have to take him back to find his mother."

Gautama stared at Zhu Bajie's back, and asked after a while, "I heard that on the night this child was born, half of the sky here seemed to have an aurora? Is it because of this child's special history?"

I looked at Gautama and felt heartbroken, "Feudal superstitions are bad, those people who were born with visions in ancient times were either fabricated or coincidental, how can you believe it?"

Gotama looked at me and said nothing.

"Well, it's actually not a big deal." I couldn't pretend anymore, "It's just Monkey King fighting Zhu Bajie."

Gautama looked very surprised, "Sun Wukong still used a big fight against Zhu Bajie? Shouldn't it be crushing?"

I:"……"

It turns out that I am not the only one who likes to tell the truth.

Based on this alone, I think Gautama's future is bright.

What?A crooked demon that would harm him?

nonexistent.

Gotama also seemed to really let go of his heart, and began to ask me about the story of his journey to the west.But Zhu Bajie has changed from the second senior brother to the third senior brother. This story makes me feel a little guilty.I thought about it, and decided to read the scriptures with Gautama first.

"Don't look at me like that. I have nothing else to teach you except chanting scriptures." I said, "Now is the Dharma-ending era. Existences like Wukong are absolutely rare. It is not easy for ordinary people to practice. I will teach you scriptures. If you can achieve epiphany, you will naturally have nothing to fear, and if you can’t, you can also calm your mind and turn the crisis into peace by reciting the scriptures when you are in danger.”

"What scriptures are they?" Gotama did not insist, "I have read several scriptures with my family since I was a child. It shouldn't be too difficult to get started, right?"

"It's the Sutra of Multiple Hearts." I thought of this scripture taught by Zen Master Wuchao, and I still felt a little bit different in my heart.

"The Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra?"

"Yes."

The same scripture, different people will have different effects when recited. From Gautama's reaction just now, it can be seen that he is not completely impressed with this scripture, but he also doesn't think it is very subtle, but now... …

Looking at Gautama who had already settled down, I felt a rare sense of satisfaction in being a teacher.Although he got into samadhi quickly because of his good comprehension, but this is also what I taught.

Gautama’s samadhi went straight to the night when Bai Jingjing came, and she was complaining about the program during the day: “…I have no problem with experiencing the life of a fisherman and fishing, but those fish run away as soon as they see me, I’m Zero harvest, do you know? The worst thing for others is a few shrimps on the Internet, but I have nothing! When I eat at noon, everyone else is fish, shrimps and crabs. I can only pick up seaweed to eat, and my face is green gone."

"Are you still recording the program tomorrow?" Monk Sha asked.

"There will be more tomorrow." Bai Jingjing said unrequitedly, "I have to eat a little more tonight, otherwise I will continue to eat grass tomorrow, and those fish will not enter the net! If there is no camera staring at me all the time, I would I wish I could get a boatload of fish out of my spells, I have never been so humiliated before, and I will continue to lose face tomorrow."

"Junior Sister, please tell me the approximate place where you will record the program tomorrow, and we will set a code, and I will send you fish when the time comes." Monk Sha said.

Bai Jingjing was very grateful, "Thank you Fifth Senior Brother! Fifth Senior Brother is still reliable!"

"My idea is also very good." Wu Qing jumped on the side, "It's my junior sister, you don't listen to me."

"Hmph." Bai Jingjing sneered, "I can stay safely on the boat if I don't listen to you, but if I listen to you, I have to go fishing in the sea."

"Why don't you understand, this is called □□, wet! Body! Temptation! Temptation!" Wu Qing held up the phone, "The messages above want to see your wet body have become a topic!"

Bai Jingjing went crazy, "Master, why haven't you banned the Internet for Fourth Senior Brother! If this goes on, aren't you afraid that he will become rotten?"

"Isn't he already?" I was rarely weak.

"Oh my God!" Bai Jingjing covered her face, "Senior Brother Wuqing is no longer the Senior Brother Wuqing I knew."

"I also think I'm more fashionable." Wu Qing interjected.

"What is homestead rot?" Zhu Bajie asked straightforwardly, "Is it related to homestead?"

"It's rotten, it should be a bad homestead." Monk Sha guessed honestly.

Wuqing jumped up, "Senior Brother Third, Brother Fifth, you can't do this, it's too rustic, you will fall behind."

"What's the big deal, I'll go back and ask my wife, she must know." Zhu Bajie doesn't care, "If it's really outdated, she must have reminded me long ago."

I'm just afraid that Zhu Bajie will create Monkey Pig CP.

When Gotama woke up from the trance, Bai Jingjing hadn't left yet, and she was surprised to see Gotama.

Gotama reacted faster, "Bai Jingjing...isn't it the Bone Demon?"

Bai Jingjing looked at Gautama with cold and murderous eyes, but Gautama didn't realize it, "I actually robbed Sun Wukong? No!" He suddenly looked at me, "You are not Bai Jingjing's boyfriend... "

"Your circle is really chaotic." Finally, he muttered softly.

I think Gotama's mind is more chaotic.