[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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I don't know what kind of crab it is. In addition to the length of the legs, I can see that it is no less than five meters long. It looks hideous and ugly, with bony spurs.But now, the crab is red all over, and it is obvious that someone has cooked it, and there is a fresh and sweet taste unique to seafood, which makes people marvel at the strange size at the first glance, but the most concerned thing is How does this taste.

The foodie country is not in vain.

Zhu Bajie obviously planned carefully for the development of the resort he just picked up, so he directly carried the crabs to the filming place of the program.I met villagers on the way, and many people wanted to help.

"Don't move around!" Zhu Bajie refused all of them, "Everyone go and inform each other that we will have a crab feast in the small square later, so don't be left behind."

No one doesn't like excitement, everyone looked at the crab carried by Zhu Bajie, swallowed, nodded and left.

Zhu Bajie walked not too slowly, but when he arrived, there were already many people waiting in the small square. As soon as the crab was put up, the table shook a few times.

"How heavy this crab must be." The host of the program group approached with the microphone, followed by the cameraman, "Mr. Zhu is really strong."

"Hey, where is this?" Zhu Bajie looked relaxed, not even a drop of sweat.

"That's right." The villagers on one side said in a confused manner, "Our Dagang is a man who can catch wild boars with his bare hands."

Zhu Bajie was very humble, "It's also God's favor, give me some strength, and make everyone laugh, laugh."

I stood on the sidelines and watched Zhu Bajie gossip, which was quite amusing, especially when there were so many people around.But this probably wasn't easy for Gotama, as he always wanted to pull me aside to talk.

"Don't you like to eat crabs?" In terms of persistence, I am probably no match for Gotama.

"Are you sure that crab is edible?" Gotama's eyes widened. "I think it came to eat us."

"We are so big, it can't eat, at most it will kill us." I couldn't help correcting, seeing Gotama's expression of going crazy, I hurriedly stopped, "How about we talk about this matter later? I'll explain it to you."

The current Gautama reminds me of me when I met the spider spirit in the past and found that the world was not right. I felt sympathetic and wanted to scare him.

"Are you an immortal cultivator? Zhu Ganglie called you Master just now, and he too..." Gotama suddenly paused, "Zhu Ganglie, Zhu Gangli, second senior brother?"

I smiled, "Your association ability is quite strong."

Gotama immediately denied the near-truth speculation just now, "It's unlikely, if Zhu Ganglie was the second senior brother, why would he specialize in raising wild boars for sale? Isn't this cannibalism?"

I think that if Zhu Bajie knew Gautama’s thoughts, he would immediately refute: Who is the same kind as a wild boar? !

Zhu Bajie continued to brag, "Did you see the weather just now? It's not uncommon for the sun to rise in the east and rain in the west, but just now, I felt that something was wrong. The sun is shining brightly here, why are there clouds over there? It seems that the small world of Zicheng has suddenly become dark? And that place, I remembered that I recommended it to two relatives of my family as a good fishing place in the morning, and they went there, and it turned out to be like that I was so anxious, I ran over there in a hurry at home. As a result, when I arrived, it was calm and the clouds in the sky cleared up. Those two people stayed on the reef and told me that just now There was a crackling sound as if someone was going through a catastrophe, but it was thrilling and exciting, the lightning chased after something in the sea and struck it, and finally a burst of flames fell, and then it was over."

The emotions of the people around followed Zhu Bajie's narration one after another, and they exclaimed from time to time. After listening to Zhu Bajie's narration, some old people couldn't help but said, "It's not that this crab is going to become a sperm, but God won't agree."

"That's necessary." A young man from outside spoke up, "There have been regulations for a long time, and after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a master."

Those who didn't understand the stalk looked dumbfounded, while those who understood laughed knowingly.

"The old pig didn't think so much at the time." Zhu Bajie waved his hand, "I thought it was quite strange at the time, and besides, there was a delicious smell coming from the ground. When I was curious, I plunged into the sea and found out that this A big crab, bright red, already cooked. I thought, I can’t eat all the good things by myself, it’s fate for us to get together, and everyone is happy and happy.”

No one can refuse this, to be precise, most people can't refuse this.Zhu Bajie's crab feast was very successful this time, and finally expanded into a seafood feast - Zhu Bajie directly rounded up the catches of the villagers who went fishing in the morning.

"I think I can make this show a tradition. Tradition, uniqueness, there are always people who like this tune." Zhu Bajie was still smelling of alcohol when he came to us at night, "By the way, Bodhidharma, why didn't you go to eat? Meal? That big crab tastes really good, if you miss this time, you won’t know when the next time will be..."

Gotama looked at me, and I had to interrupt Zhu Bajie's self-talk, "How much did you drink?"

"Not much." Zhu Bajie rubbed his face, "Master, you told me to come to you after I finished, how dare I drink too much."

"Have you caught everyone who did it today?" I asked directly.

Zhu Bajie looked at Gautama.

"You don't need to hide it from him." I really can't tell how I feel, "The people behind the scenes today gave up on your son, and they are looking at him."

"Didn't you go after you, Master?" Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, "How can this kid, that is, he has a little more meritorious virtue, yet he is even more crooked than you, Master?"

Gotama looked very calm with a sullen face, "Is there any benefit for me to those crooked ways?"

"Sweet, great tonic!" Zhu Bajie slapped his thigh, "Do you know Tang Monk Meat? If my master is right, you will be better than Tang Seng Meat. Do you want to recruit people?"

"Tang Monk Meat is all made up in novels, how could it exist in reality?" Gotama was taken aback.

"People's hearts are broken, who cares if you are real or just made up nonsense, just try it if you have the ability, if it is not, you will not lose money, if it is true, then you will make a lot of money?" Zhu Bajie said as a matter of course, "It is not enough for you. Don't be afraid, even if a person with such a mind has limited ability, as long as he finds the right way, it won't drive you to the bottom of the mountain."

Gautama's Three Views were probably not well shaken. I asked him to digest the news first, and asked Zhu Bajie, "Where is the person who did it now?"

Zhu Bajie took out his jade bottle, "Now it's a society ruled by law, and it's not easy for the old pig to kill people directly, so I put it in the bottle first."

I'm a little glad that Zhu Bajie didn't hold the purple-gold-red gourd in Brother Hou's hand, otherwise, before he let him go, the person would have turned into water in it.