[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law returned to class on the third day after the child was born, and Zhu Bajie was very worried, "Who's mother doesn't confine herself to confinement, how can she run around on the third day, if it hurts her body What can I do?"

After the monkey brother had a fight with Zhu Bajie, he revealed the incident, but he couldn't bear to listen to Zhu Bajie's nagging about family affairs. After making sure that there was nothing wrong here, he went back to his place to make trouble, leaving only me here A place with beautiful mountains and clear waters cultivates sentiment.

But I suspect that if I listen to Zhu Bajie's nagging, I will not be able to help but leave early.

"Oh, Master, you too, it's fine to give my daughter-in-law a little back then, why did she make up so much that she can't sleep anymore?" Zhu Bajie finished talking about his wife and started talking about me again.

I endured and endured, but in the end I couldn't hold back, "Do you think I won't hit you with a pole without the Zen stick?"

Finally, the world is quiet.

"My daughter-in-law has never domestically abused me..." Zhu Bajie ran away with a whimper.

I was hard-hearted, and then I went next door to tease the children.

Zhu Bajie's father-in-law and mother-in-law arrived on the second day after the child was born. Although they were shocked when they heard that the child was born prematurely, they were relieved to see that their daughter and grandson were all in good spirits.The father-in-law had a lot of work at hand, so he stayed for two days before leaving, and the mother-in-law stayed behind with a nanny to help take care of the children.

The result was Gautama.

"Why are you here?" I wondered.

"This is my aunt." Gautama pointed to Zhu Bajie's mother-in-law, "The old man heard that An An was born, let me come and see."

I:"……"

Zhu Bajie was also startled when he saw Gotama. Although his face was still very enthusiastic, he sneaked to my place at night, "Master, what is the origin of that Gotama?"

"Haven't you met before?" Judging from Gautama's tone, they knew each other before Zhu Bajie got married.

"I've seen it before, but he didn't have such a thick golden light before." Zhu Bajie looked terrified.

"Don't worry, just treat yourself as a relative and get along well. It won't do you any harm." My relationship with Gotama is neither close nor bad, and I don't think he has anything to guard against.

"The old pig is not afraid of him, forget it, as long as he is not coming for you, the old pig will be at ease." Zhu Bajie patted his head, "Anyway, there is nothing to move here, our master and apprentice."

This is not wrong, but neither Zhu Bajie nor I thought that no one can touch us, but it does not mean that no one can touch Gautama.

That day I made an appointment with Gautama to go fishing on a reef that is still easy to climb. The place is a bit remote, the road is not easy to walk, and because few people go there, our harvest is not bad, especially Joe. Bodhidharma even caught a sea urchin.

"How did you do it? Shouldn't you go to Haidilao?" I looked at the black thorn ball that Gautama threw into the bucket, and I was very puzzled.

"I am born with a good relationship." Gautama was a little proud, "I have been like this since I was a child. In the same place, I would not stop biting the bait when I went fishing. If I went fishing with another person, I would not catch a fish for half a day. You and I have gained something together. It's already been great."

I think those fish, if they had any intelligence, would cry that they were being deceived by their feelings.I thought I would get benefits, but I didn't expect my life to follow suit.

At this moment, there was a gust of wind hanging around, and the wind was getting stronger and stronger, carrying water vapor, making waves, which not only splashed our trouser legs, but also made us unstable on the bare reef.

"The wind is too strong, let's go back first." Gautama was blown unsteadily by the wind, and he hit the bucket containing the fish with one hand, and the bucket fell from the reef, and our harvest was wiped out for a while.

"Does this count as a temple little demon with great wind?" I muttered.

It’s not that I think too much, but rather, the familiar taste of this familiar formula is too similar to the feeling that I was taken away by the evil wind in the past. Even if the people behind the scenes are not good at it, they can only blow my clothes. I didn't even hit a shake.But Gotama, I looked at him with a pitiful look, as if I saw myself in the past.

"What is that?" Gotama suddenly shrank, pointing to the water. "Is it a sea monster?"

I looked down and saw a dark shadow hitting the reef, making the sound of gold and stone colliding.

"Probably not, we are on a shallow beach here, and sea monsters are generally deep-sea creatures." I was not in a hurry, both Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie said that there are no spirited monsters here, and Bai Jingjing also said that although there are people here who practice evil There is no system in the art, even if you practice a little bit, it will not be a success.Compared with these spirits, I am more worried about the people behind them. Hot weapons are much more difficult to guard against than cold knives.

Gotama took out his phone, and when I thought he was going to turn on the camera function, he cursed in a low voice, "The phone has no signal!"

Well, I was wrong.

The wind is getting stronger and the weather is getting darker. I can't tell whether it is the stirred up water splash or the raindrops from the sky. No matter what is in the water, I try to use my power to appease it, but I didn't expect not only no The effect, that thing is even more exciting like taking a stimulant.

None of Wuqing came, so I sighed and took out the plantain fan that Wuqing had left with me.

The three fans go down, the wind is calm, the waves are calm, and the smell of seafood barbecue comes from below.

Gotama stared at me with wide eyes, unable to say a word, "..."

"Black technology." I made the plantain fan smaller again, pretending to be calm.

Gautama's face was full of 'do you think I'm stupid' expression.

I do hope he's a fool.

"Master! Master!" Zhu Bajie's voice came from above.

"Here it is!" I waved my hand, Zhu Bajie jumped down from the top and stood on another rock.

"Hey, master, are you all right? The old pig has fallen into a trick to turn the tiger away from the mountain!" Zhu Bajie looked unhappy, "It's still the group of crooked people from outside who made my wife and son fail a few days ago. They beat the young one and came to the old one. , Hey, I still look down on my son, and said that I want to find a bigger, better and more loving one! I broke down when I thought about it, isn’t this about you, Master? I hurried over here.”

But I don't think so. Beside me, there is another existence who has been marked by evil ways, and even has a bigger origin than Tang Seng and tastes better.

But this cannot be said in front of Gotama. I pointed to the water, "Dagang, go down and have a look. It seems that a cloud of fire fell from the sky just now and cooked something in the sea."

Gotama had an expression of "what are you talking about?" and watched Zhu Bajie jump into the sea, and then pulled out a huge crab.

"Hahaha, this crab is big and looks like it has a lot of meat. We are lucky." Zhu Bajie was in a good mood.

I also cooperated very much, "It's really big enough, maybe I can apply for Guinness."

"That's good. After a while, dig out the crab meat and leave a shell to mark the resort."

Zhu Bajie and I discussed each other with each other, followed by Gautama with a super-decayed aura.