[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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Once Zhu Bajie becomes enthusiastic, most people can't bear it.From the first sentence he said, he didn't give me a room to interject.

"Hey, master, when did you come? How long have you been here? Don't stand still, let's find a place to sit down. Why is your face pale? Are you tired? Hey, thanks to the presence of the master, otherwise we will wait until When the old pig came back, he might have died twice. Master, my son is also your grandson, how about you give him a name..."

I got a headache from his quarrel, "Take care of the housework first."

After speaking, I took Bai Jingjing out.The room was originally not small, but there were too many people and it was boring to stay in it.

The setting sun had already fallen to the horizon, and the breeze with some fishy smell came blowing towards my face. I calmed down and asked Bai Jingjing what happened when she was at school.

"The big tree attracts the wind." Bai Jingjing summed it up briefly in four words, "I don't know if it's the natural weather here or the good feng shui raised by Senior Brother Zhu and Senior Brother Sha. A baby was conceived, and I didn’t expect to meet the third sister-in-law, and found that the child in her womb was full of aura, so I couldn’t bear the greed for a while, so I secretly took action, and I ran into it. Of course, I saw injustice and drew my sword to help.”

I get it, after Bai Jingjing found out that her fans couldn't surpass Brother Hou in quantity in a short period of time, she began to work hard to improve the quality and earn extra money by the way.She has never encountered such a good thing like catching a BOSS that can gain a lot of experience, no matter whether the child in her belly is related to Zhu Bajie or not, she will make a move, but the existence of Zhu Bajie makes her make a move faster.

"Do you see who it is?" I asked.

"It seems to be in the area of ​​Nanyang." Bai Jingjing said while looking at the room absently, "Master, you said that Brother Zhu's child...will suddenly return to his ancestors?"

I can't say that well, "Bajie was originally the marshal of the canopy, but he was cast into a pig's womb accidentally. After all these years, how should he break away from the mortal womb and cultivate into a real fruit?" I don't think the physical body is so important. Back then When I was in Lingyundu, didn't I also lose my body in a daze and have a group of people congratulate me?

"Hey, Senior Brother Zhu already has children, when will I gain weight?" Bai Jingjing sighed sadly.

"Why don't you ask Wukong? He knows the most." I suggested.

"I'm not going to let him laugh at me." Bai Jingjing has a lot of backbone, "Master, why don't you lend me Brother Wuqing? I'll bring him on the show and get a lot of fans."

I'm fine, but Wuqing is simply too much to ask for.

"Junior Sister Jingjing, you are the only one who understands my heart best." Wuqing was so excited, he is now a big player among Internet celebrities, but compared to a serious star, he is still a bit far behind. He was almost overjoyed with the actress who had stepped into the top line and brought him, "A few days ago, I almost ran out of mana, and now I need fans."

"Fourth senior brother, why are you overdrawn again?" Bai Jingjing's voice was no longer surprised.

Also, the same thing happened several times in a row, and no one was surprised.And Wuqing never changed after repeated admonitions. Anyway, the consequence of consuming mana was that he couldn't maintain his human form and turned into a colorful mink. It didn't do much harm to his body, so everyone let him go.

Wu Qing flicked his tail, covered his face, with a look of 'the past is unbearable to look back on'.

After Zhu Bajie put his daughter-in-law to sleep, he carried the child over by himself, "Master, look at my son, does he look particularly blessed? Fat head and big ears, first-class good-looking, just like me It's exactly the same."

I looked at Zhu Bajie, and in good conscience, after he changed the pig's head into nothing, he was still a handsome man, not compatible with beauty, but he looked extremely masculine.Thinking of this, I couldn't help asking, "You won't change your face again, will you?"

Zhu Bajie rubbed his nose, "Old pig thinks, even this place doesn't know any weird rules, although cultivation is not difficult, but there are not even a monster in the mountains, although some have yellow hair, red hair, green eyes and blue eyes. There are a lot more people with eyeballs, but they still look like people. I reckon that the people here probably don’t know much about monsters. If I turn back and scare them, it’s okay to be caught and burned as a monster. How can I get my wife and children tired."

"The people in Gao Laozhuang are so courageous?" Wu Qing asked.

"At that time, didn't Laozhu think that raw rice was ripe rice? I don't know for sure." Zhu Bajie said, "This time I even have children, and if I change my face to look better, I won't be able to separate my wife and children. Master, let me tell you, this time my father-in-law is much more difficult to fool than Gao Taigong, and the old pig’s life in order to marry a daughter-in-law is even more difficult than the original Jiujiu81. The daughter-in-law is very good, she looks blessed, and has a prosperous husband! Seeing that she made me prosperous, the city will be appraised as an advanced youth this year, and I have been appointed internally. When my wild pork was the most popular the year before last, Became an outstanding farmer entrepreneur..."

I am sure again that Zhu Bajie is the most down-to-earth.

"Why didn't you go to Wukong?" I suddenly thought of this question, although Monk Sha also said it before, but I want to hear Zhu Bajie speak more.

"His place is not a place where you can farm with peace of mind!" Zhu Bajie slapped his thigh, almost waking the baby in his arms, "It's okay, my son is with me, he is in good health, he eats delicious food, sleeps well after eating , safe and healthy. Master, don’t look at Brother Hou’s turmoil now, it seems that he is too powerful, but this is just looking at him. I think he didn’t even manage a Huaguo Mountain back then, and he was fooled by the heavens. I'm almost stupid, now his territory is much bigger than Huaguoshan, and he doesn't know how to manage it well when it is too big. He invites cats and dogs to offend people everywhere, and there are countless countries around him who are waiting for opportunities to spy. Why do you think he just Don't you know what to worry about?"

Zhu Bajie was very confused, "Why don't you think that monkey doesn't know how to study hard and keep pace with the times? Now it's not the same as in the past. You can't afford to provoke this teacher and that teacher. At that time, King Tota Li was here. What is the status of the Heavenly Court? As a result, his three sons are either in the Tathagata or in the Guanyin, and no one can say that it is not good. But this kind of behavior is not feasible in modern times. Brother Hou may think that recruiting a cardinal is nothing, it is him It's outdated, I watch the news and worry about him, he still rides an elephant to show off on TV every day, don't think he is so small, who can see him when he sits on an elephant?"

"Yo, I can't, you know everything, you idiot?" Brother Hou's voice sounded from behind, "Thanks to my old grandson, I was still thinking of love, and rushed over as soon as I heard about your whereabouts. I arranged it behind your back."

"Brother, long time no see." I seem to be able to hear the crisp sound of Zhu Bajie colliding with his neck joints because of the rapid twisting of his neck, but Zhu Bajie's still enthusiastic voice this time has a tinge of emptiness, "You really make me miss you, old pig." died!"