[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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Monk Sha was still taciturn as usual, but the old man was a little surprised, "You guys know each other?"

After staying together for decades, this is no longer something that can be explained clearly by just knowing each other.But it's not easy to say it directly, so I casually found a reason to pass by, "We met before, but unfortunately I forgot to leave my contact information, I didn't expect to meet again now."

"That's really destined." The old man said with a smile.

"That's not it." I watched Monk Sha's suspicious eyes move between the colorful mink on my shoulder and me, and I gave him a friendly smile.

Hey, Monk Sha seems to be more frightened.

Seeing that we were old acquaintances, the old man entrusted me to Xiaosha in his eyes, pointed in the direction of his house, and left after letting me be a guest when I had time.I watched the old man leave, and when I turned around, I saw Monk Sha still looking a little dazed.

I walked up to him, snapped my fingers in front of him, and finally brought him back to his senses, "Why, don't you know me?"

Monk Sha was a little hesitant, "Is this Senior Brother Wuqing?"

Wu Qing remained silent.

I pulled his tail.

"Master, you are the one who asked me to keep silent when I go out!" Wu Qing complained, and then jumped on Monk Sha, "Junior Brother Wujing, long time no see."

"Why did brother change his color?" Monk Sha asked first, then looked at me, with a somewhat uncertain tone, "Master?"

I nodded. After all, I changed my face, so it’s normal to hesitate. If Wuqing hadn’t made me a scarf, Monk Sha probably wouldn’t have recognized me at all, and just regarded me as an ordinary passerby.

Then when Monk Sha was about to bow down, I stopped him, "There is no need to perform such a grand ceremony in the future." Interrupting what Monk Sha wanted to justify, I asked directly, "Let's go back to your residence first, Tell me about how you have lived these past few years, where is Bajie now?"

I have been with Monk Sha for many years. At the beginning, I ignored his existence and he tried his best to reduce his sense of existence. Later, when we got closer, although it was not intentional, this way of getting along continued.Honesty, honesty, and few words are Monk Sha's label. If I don't bring up some topics first, he will definitely be silent to the end.

"The third senior brother went to the city to discuss business with people. He is not at home for a few days, and his sister-in-law is here. She is still in school for a few days, but after half a month, the senior brother will pick her up and take her to the city hospital for delivery." Monk Sha He talked a lot, and finally looked at me as if he remembered something, "Master, third senior brother..."

"Are you still afraid that I will beat mandarin ducks with a club?" I asked amusedly.I feel that I have never been strict with Wu Wu, and it's not that I haven't done the luggage distribution.

Monk Sha breathed a sigh of relief, and then he was held back by my next question.

"This place is not isolated from the world, why didn't you contact Wukong or Bai Jingjing?" I was very curious about this question.

Monk Sha hesitated for a while, "Third senior brother said that I and his two big men are not bad in skills, but they are not in the limelight right now, so it is not easy to gain the favor of the younger junior sister; as for the senior brother... the third senior brother is not going to marry Wife? Since the master is gone, the senior brother will take over the position of the teacher, and he will definitely not agree. The third senior brother wants to cook the raw rice first..."

It seems that Hou Ge is quite dignified as a senior brother.I thought about it, then turned over this article and asked them about starting a business.

Brother Monkey and the others have a big business, but when it comes to down-to-earth, Zhu Bajie is closer to the masses.

"It's not easy at all." Monk Sha sighed, "At first I almost thought that I had returned to the Heavenly Court, but there are glassware everywhere so luxurious that even children won't be beaten if they break a few. General Roller Shutter was punished for breaking a glass cup... let’s not talk about that. We went down the mountain in the name of an old man living in seclusion in the mountain. The third senior brother has always been active. After getting the identity, he wanted to get a piece of land to cultivate , but this is an island, so it’s okay to plant a few small fields, but it’s not enough to cultivate a large area, and it’s not good to open up wasteland and deforestation. If you go out, you need a degree without a degree, and you need social experience without social experience. After a long time, the third senior brother finally heard a word about a green farm, thought about it for a day, and then went to catch wild boars and raise them."

As a result, a famous hall has been raised, which has touched the hearts of beauties, and its scale is getting bigger and bigger, and now it has been developed into a resort by him.

I remembered that in the original book, when Zhu Bajie was beaten down and was born by a sow, it seemed that the sow and the piglets in the same litter were all eaten by him, so I didn't worry about how he turned wild boar breeding into a career.Speaking of this, I suddenly thought of a question, "Is his child okay?"

Modern pregnancy testing is so advanced, I am a little worried about the child's appearance.

Monk Sha probably understood my worry, "The child is fine, and there is no sign of the third senior brother at all."

I breathed a sigh of relief. Reproductive isolation does not exist among transvestites. For details, please refer to Xu Shilin. I am very much looking forward to the future of Zhu Bajie's children.

Monk Sha’s residence was newly built. He pointed to an adjacent courtyard and told me, “This is where the third senior brother lives. School is not over yet, and my sister-in-law is not at home.”

I went around and found that they were living a good life, so I was relieved.At this time, I remembered the phone call, and Bai Jingjing's nervous voice came, "Master, do you know? Just now we went to the school to take pictures, and I found that the inside thought that something was wrong with the female teacher's belly!"

"How to say?" I muttered in my heart, it's not such a coincidence, is it?

"There is an aura inside, it looks like a demon but not a demon, and it looks like a god but not a god. In short, it is not a normal child of a mortal!" Bai Jingjing said firmly, "Master, tell me, is someone practicing sorcery? I just saw A foreign tourist, with a cold breath, may be heading towards the child in the pregnant woman's belly!"

I didn't take it seriously at first, it would be strange if Zhu Bajie's children were as normal as ordinary people, but after listening to Bai Jingjing talk more and more, I felt a little uneasy, "Take care of me for a while, I'll go over now."

"No, no need." Bai Jingjing quickly refused, "I'm just reporting to Master, and I'll deal with it in a while, lest monkeys say I'm incapable and will only call Master."

"I'm afraid not." I said, "That child should belong to your brother Zhu."

Bai Jingjing gasped, "Someone dares to harm my eldest nephew?! I have to give him some color!"

After speaking, Bai Jingjing hung up the phone.

Monk Sha probably also heard what was on the phone, his bluish face turned dark again, "Master, I'll go and have a look too."

As soon as I nodded, he disappeared like a gust of wind.

When I arrived, I didn't see the foreign tourist who was the victim, but I saw a pregnant woman with a big belly sitting on the ground and moaning.

"Master, what should I do? My sister-in-law is about to give birth!" Bai Jingjing ran over with a flash of light as soon as she saw me. She was a little anxious, and even stepped on the corner of her skirt and almost fell down.

Monk Sha also looked at me expectantly, "Master can deliver babies!"

I:"……"

I've never seen such a pitiful apprentice. If it's the master, can I deliver the baby?Master, the most I can do is to stand outside the delivery room and recite scriptures. This is different from delivering a baby!

But right now I don't care about these things, the situation is really not good, there is only one health center here, and I usually see some symptoms similar to cold, fever and diarrhea, and the steamship that left the island has already left, so I am temporarily disconnected from the outside world connect.On the contrary, there are some people on the island who are old enough to call me grandma. It stands to reason that such people have experience, but when they heard Monk Sha say that I can deliver babies, they all looked at me.

"How did people here give birth before?" I couldn't believe it was so remote that everyone could rush to the hospital.

"The midwife in the village passed away the year before last, and only my sister-in-law has conceived a child in the past two years." Monk Sha explained.

what can I do?I can only order people to take the pregnant woman to a cleaner room, hold her wrist all the time, and control the mana to make her feel better.At this time, I was a little thankful that I was a nanny. If it was a close combat, it might be a caesarean section.

The baby was born very smoothly, and it didn't look like a premature birth at all. By the time Zhu Bajie came back, it was already night.

The mother's spirit is very good. If everyone asked her to lie down, she would have gone straight to the ground. "I feel that I have nothing to do. If I knew that it would be so easy to have a baby, I wouldn't have to do such a long period of psychological construction."

No, I'm pretty sure it's not easy at all.Even though all I did was accompany, Bai Jingjing instructed other people to do the rest, but even so, I felt like I was going to collapse.

Zhu Bajie smirked with the child in his arms, sweet words to his daughter-in-law very openly, and then looked at Bai Jingjing, "Sister Bai, it's thanks to you this time, otherwise I really don't know what will happen. And this little brother , the old pig is a real person, and he doesn't know how to say nice words, when you leave, I'll pretend to be two wild boars for you!"

I held my forehead, not wanting to talk to this idiot.

"Brother Zhu, this is Master." Bai Jingjing reminded cautiously.

I just watched Zhu Bajie's face change, and he immediately burst into enthusiasm, "Oh, Master, I miss you so much!"