[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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Brother Hou was satisfied with Taozi, and after making sure that I had nothing else to do with him, he headed back home.After I came home slowly, the spacious living room before I left was full of boxes of fruits. I opened a few boxes, and there were lychee, mango, papaya, rambutan.There were words on the box, but I didn't know any of those words.

"Master." Wu Qing rubbed his eyes and came out of the room, "Is this from the elder brother? It just popped out of nowhere, and there are traces of spells."

"It should be." I called Brother Monkey, but it was Son Monkey who answered the phone.

Gohan is now basically recognized as the successor of Brother Monkey. Although Brother Monkey is powerful enough to fly, he is by no means a man without vision. When he was an unknown monkey on Huaguo Mountain, he knew it all. He went down the mountain to study, and when he got here, of course he would not let himself be one step behind and be out of tune with the world. There are many people under him who have studied in world famous schools, and when he was asked for advice by Brother Monkey, he would do his best with sincerity and fear.Brother Monkey is a genius, no matter what he learns, he works very fast and hard, but Gohan, who is also required by him, can't keep up. Now he is tortured by eight tutors to death, and the happiest moment of every day is to change back to The appearance of a little monkey went to the tiger park to play.

I was a little surprised that he got the call at this time, because it was supposed to be his study time.

"There seems to be a small conflict." Gohan's voice was clear and crisp like a child's, "The ancestor took the teacher to deal with it, Daddy, do you miss me, the ancestor's place is very good, come quickly. "

I couldn't help laughing, Gohan has always wanted me to go there, although he didn't want to admit it, but it made me feel like a bear kid at home who was forced by his father to study and asked his grandpa to go there for support.

Well, this seniority is a little messed up, but that's probably what it means.

On the other end of the phone, Gohan was still trying to convince me: "... Dad, you can raise whatever you want here, those two little white tigers are growing up really well now, they are fluffy and fleshy, and they are very easy to poke. After a few months, it will not be so fun after growing up. And the fruit here is also very delicious, fragrant and sweet, almost sweet and honey. I heard from the ancestors, Dad, your life is not good , I can’t even eat fresh fruit, and the ones bought from the market are half-baked, by the way, just now, my ancestors sent a few boxes of fruit over there, Dad, did you receive it?”

"Received." Now the living room is filled with a sweet and fruity aroma, and I fully believe that those fruits are all ripe.

Someone suddenly spoke at Gohan's side, and after Gohan replied a few words, he began to bid farewell to me reluctantly, "Daddy, I'm going to the next class."

"Well, study hard." I replied, and then hung up the phone.

It's not that I'm hard-hearted, but that Brother Hou specially agreed with me to educate Gohan well, so that he won't be too delicate and neglect his cultivation.After all, today is different from the past, and this place is not friendly to Gohan. It’s nothing to be lazy in practicing and transforming into the original form, but Brother Monkey is worried that if he transforms into the original form for a long time without getting the cultivation of faith, his mind will also disappear. , and finally degenerated into a mortal monkey.

There's no real basis for this, of course, but no one wants to try it just to test it out.Even Gohan knew the truth, he was very hardworking and self-disciplined in front of Brother Monkey, but he still couldn't help acting coquettishly when he met me.

In the evening, I went to grandma's house to grab a meal, and by the way, I divided up the fruits that Brother Monkey gave me.These fruits are all ripe and just right, they can't be stored for long at all, and I only keep enough for Wuqing and me.As for Bai Jingjing?I did call her to ask her, but her little assistant answered the call, saying that Bai Jingjing was in a very bad mood and locked herself in the car to see no one.

It's not that I think too much, but there is only one person I can think of that can make Bai Jingjing feel extremely bad.

monkey brother.

I didn't get in touch with Bai Jingjing, but soon I found out what happened to her.

Thanks to the Internet and paparazzi era, as a traffic floret, it is quite difficult for Bai Jingjing to keep a low profile.

Bai Jingjing turned into Hua Jingjing.

"Junior Sister and I have a good understanding!" Wu Qing jumped up suddenly, "Our hair is the same, Master, you still said that I was cheated, and someone as shrewd as Junior Sister would never be cheated too. Well, this only shows that I am really catching up with fashion like this!"

Wuqing turned into a colorful steel sable and flew around in front of my eyes, "But I don't have any junior sister who knows how to make up. You can see that the make-up on her face is also colorful. It is called unicorn color on the Internet. Many people in the fashion circle Praise her for her good taste! Master, do you think I should go to my junior sister to learn how to make up? Her eye makeup is really good, not inferior to the golden eye shadow of the senior brother."

The one of your elder brother was refined by the Taishang Laojun, and the one of Bai Jingjing, I am [-]% sure that Brother Hou made it. As for the source of inspiration...

I looked at Wuqing, do I need to ask?

Wuqing couldn't wait to call Bai Jingjing, I didn't stop, I wasn't worried that Wuqing would be angered by Bai Jingjing, because in terms of hatred value, no one could take Bai Jingjing's eyes away from Brother Hou.

I stayed up all night, processed the piece of lightning-struck peach wood, made an amulet, and then made an appointment with Gautama the next day, lest the night would be long and dreamy.

Gautama was still the same, but the obscurity and blackness on his face became more intense, but his overall spirit was not bad, with a sense of calmness that did not change.

I looked at him, feeling a little complicated, so I just handed him the amulet.

"Is this an amulet?" Gautama took the amulet and looked at it. "Is it written in Sanskrit?"

"Get rid of bad luck, keep safe." I said solemnly, "Famous masters make moves, eminent monks consecrate, and fake ones will pay ten."

Gotama laughed out loud, "I believe that, the feeling of holding this amulet in your hand is different."

I watched the blackness on Gotama's face dissipate, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and prepared to leave and go home to catch up on sleep.

This matter came to an end temporarily, and then I met Gautama several times. After half a year, the parts I designed applied for a patent and entered the production line, which proved my professional ability, and then invested more money in the research of aircraft. .

"Beyond Iron Man!" Wu Qing shouted slogans in my ear every day, and he was very proficient at fanning the flames, but things were not without progress, because after Wu Qing recovered, his banana fan could be used again. The alloy metal has an inexplicable extra magnetic force, which made me see a glimmer of success.

However, who knows if it succeeds in the end, it will be a victory for technological machinery or a victory for the cultivation of immortal civilization.

During the Chinese New Year, a big event happened abroad.

The cardinal who went to Brother Monkey announced his conversion to Buddhism on the first day of the Chinese New Year.

When they heard the news, the people who eat melons in China ate melons dutifully, but people from abroad exploded a lot.It was the first time that Wufeng walked in front of the world, and made people all over the world realize that this character who could convert a cardinal.

"Why didn't you think Wufeng was so powerful before?" I was also shocked, okay?

"Isn't this the same thing?" Wu Qing was particularly disapproving while eating melons, "Didn't you learn it from your master?"

"!!!" I refused to accept this accusation, "What does it have to do with me?"

I am obviously such a taciturn person!

Wu Qing looked innocent, "I think back then, I was going to blame you, Master, because you persuaded me to change my ways and return to righteousness to learn Buddhist scriptures. This is our master's inheritance."

Is our master's inheritance a lie?

No, this is obviously Wu Feng's own self-taught.

At least under the same conditions, I consciously cannot do this.

I pay attention to the news on the Internet every day, and I don’t even find it troublesome to climb over the wall. Watching those people condemning, protesting and swearing, I finally have a sense of reality about this matter.

"Everyone is crazy." Brother Hou and I complained, "It didn't matter if Lao Sun abandoned the Tao and followed the Buddha back then. That's good. Before the Lord said anything, a bunch of believers jumped out to die or live. Yes, those who come to my place to sit and protest are nothing, but there are even suicide attacks! Even if they blow themselves up to pieces, Wu Feng and I are still unscathed, why bother!"

"That's not bad." I comforted Brother Monkey, "At least that former cardinal believes in God, not Allah."

Brother Hou grinned, "It's the same for everything. If you can't get it, you can use a soft knife. I really thought I was afraid of their economic blockade and technological blockade. It really made Lao Sun anxious, and Lao Sun also went to get some mushroom bombs." Come back to the town house."

That's called nuclear deterrence.

I silently corrected him in my heart, and had to admit that Brother Hou's mafia gangsters were not designed to collapse.

Originally, this matter should have come to an end here, but this matter is probably really hated in the hearts of devout believers. In an overseas military base in a certain country, a believer ignored the rules and shouted the name of God. , A surface-to-surface missile was launched towards Brother Hou's residential area.

However, what people didn't expect was that many countries had detected the missile, but the airspace construction in that area was not satisfactory, and they couldn't accurately intercept it, so they could only watch it go towards the target.But in the sky a hundred miles away from the sight, on the path that the missile must pass, a circle suddenly appeared.The ring is like an entrance to another dimension, and the missile disappears after entering.

This happened in front of the eyes of many countries, but no one can explain how it happened.Because of this unimaginable development and the fact that no casualties were caused, the military base that launched the missile notified the investigation results of the timing incident, dealt with a few people, and became as quiet as a chicken after consciously explaining to the outside world.

Brother Hou just sneered at this. His citizens were very happy, thinking that this was the manifestation of the Buddha, which made more new believers and the original believers became more fanatical.

"If it weren't for Lao Sun's good temper now, he would have sent this missile to where it came from for fear of accidentally injuring innocent people." Brother Hou's eyes were shining golden, and the diamond on his wrist was also glowing coldly.

I nodded, believing that Brother Hou could do it.

And, praise for Taishang Laojun's baby, once again.