[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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When Wu Qing transformed into a human form, he looked good, with a melon-shaped face and pale golden hair. If someone saw him when he went out, he would probably be praised as a handsome boy.But now, Wuqing is no longer the Wuqing I know.

"Did you get tricked by the netizens who made a fuss in the message?" I took out my phone and started browsing Wuqing's Weibo.

Wuqing has always been very diligent in posting on Weibo. Only when he hadn’t figured out all the functions in the early stage was the current manager’s original assistant helping to take care of it. After Wuqing found the fun of taking selfies, he had several times in my The homepage of the website caused the consequences of swiping the screen.One of the reasons for this may be that I don't follow many people and they are not diligent in posting Weibo, but it can also reflect how frequently Wu Qing posts selfies.

I have never felt that this is a problem before, even if it is not Wuqing, I am happy to pay attention to furry.But Wuqing's self-confidence gradually inflated in the boasting of netizens again and again. He not only took selfies, but also matched words.In the beginning, Wuqing's agent was in charge of this aspect, and the writing was all kind of cute and fresh, occasionally paired with chicken soup for the soul.As a result, at Wuqing's place, once his style changed, he became a narcissistic little taunt, and was promoted to a popular joker.

I didn't know about it at first, I just thought it was part of the marketing plan, jokes or something, and this was also a popular point.Not long after, Wuqing's manager euphemistically mentioned this matter to me, saying that because of my interference, Wuqing's image creation had broken.

At that time, I was in a daze, full of bitterness, and didn't know who to tell.What does it matter to me?Obviously Wuqing made it all by himself, okay?It's a pity that I can't say this, even if I can say it, no one will believe it.Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, it has long been forbidden to become a spirit. Who would believe that a little guy who looks like a good-looking elf at most will post on Weibo by himself.

In the end, this matter was fooled by me with contrasting cuteness.

This transformation was successful, but occasionally when I went to check the messages, I found that someone fell in love with Wuqing's master.Because Wuqing’s frequency of accepting advertisements is very low, and the recommended products are related pet products that have been personally verified by him. He was very generous in spending mana to cast a blessing spell, which directly caused his reputation to burst, and he was deemed not to be fake. The conscientious blogger of advertising.Moreover, he also confiscated those advertising fees, and directly donated them to an animal rights protection organization to create a particularly spotless image of himself, which directly led everyone to think that this was a real private account rather than a marketing account for profit.

This directly led to some of the fans' curiosity to know what kind of person Wu Qing's master is when they are sucking mink.In the end, they came to a conclusion through the previous text messages——

The owner of Iron Sable is an obsessed star chaser with a girlish heart who loves idol dramas.

Whoever loves this title can claim it.

As a result, Wuqing has now regained his mana and can transform into a human form. I am relieved that Wuqing can claim him by himself, but he gave me another big surprise.

When did Wuqing's aesthetics start to go astray?Wasn't he obsessed with the European and American circles before?

"It's very popular in Europe and America." Wu Qing scratched his hair, "Master, I'm not stupid, fans' comments are sincere, I've lived for so many years, how could I not be able to tell the truth from others. When I study how to get over the wall and go to the Internet, I plan to open a vest and use a doll to become a foreign Internet celebrity, and I will not let go of any faith that can be obtained!"

"Entertainment and cultivation are both right?" I wanted to touch Wuqing's head, but I still couldn't do it because of the colorful head. "What does your original form look like now?"

"I designed two shapes for the original shape." Wuqing snapped his fingers, and a colorful mink appeared on the ground, "One is like this, mixed colors, with a messy and harmonious beauty." Then another change , "There is also such a regular beauty with beautiful lines."

"I like the former look." I mean, that one at least looks harmonious, the latter?The black and white stripes of the zebra are enough to confuse people. Now the colorful and light gold makes me dizzy.

"Master has good eyesight, I think so too." Wuqing joyfully transformed back into a human form, leaned in front of Brother Hou who had put one hand on his eyes since meeting him, and said in a flattering voice, "Eldest brother——"

"What?" Brother Monkey asked lazily.

"Would you be able to pull out all the hairs and turn me into my original form? I plan to use the human form for a while, so that fans can see my thunderbolt invincible handsomeness." Wu Qing said.

Brother Hou moved a gap between his fingers, one eye was exposed, he bared his teeth, twisted a vellus hair with the other hand, put it to his mouth and blew, and turned into a colorful little bird that was exactly the same as before. Mink, "Take it."

Wuqing went back to the room holding the velvet mink like a baby.

Brother Hou rubbed his stomach, picked up another peach and started to chew, and asked me while chewing, "Master, how are you going to help that Gotama? Do you need me to do it?"

"That's not necessary." I shook my head, "You also said that someone used sorcery to harm him, just give him an amulet that can protect himself and fight back."

"I'm afraid it's hard to find." Brother Hou said, "The younger brothers are not good at doing this, or send the old grandson's hair over there? If there is something wrong, the old grandson can also rush there."

I looked at Brother Monkey, "You probably don't know, you guys are not good at these things, but I'm used to it."

I think back then in Jinshan Temple, I monopolized this business by myself.I could do it then, let alone now.Even though Gautama came from an unusual background, I am confident that he will be kept out of the hands of evil ways.

But I don't have suitable wood at hand now, so I decided to buy a piece of mahogany tomorrow.

"Peachwood." Brother Hou looked forward to it, "Master, I decided that I should go to Taoyuan to search for real peachwood."

I don't think I would be wrong when it comes to wood, but Brother Monkey said, "You still want to eat peaches, don't you?"

"These peaches are pretty good." Brother Hou said with a smile, "Old Sun wants to get some more to take home and eat slowly. It just so happens that Master also wants to buy peach trees, isn't it just right?"

"As long as you can get it back, you can pick all the peach orchards." I couldn't help feeling sorry for Brother Monkey. As a monkey, Brother Monkey really doesn't have high requirements for food, but only loves peaches. Just have a soft spot.It's a pity that his land produces tropical fruits. I don't know how many people are envious of them, but he just doesn't like to eat them.

The next day, the owner of the Taoyuan had a smile on his face, because the peaches he bought were calculated in tons because of Brother Hou's generosity.The owner’s family has made a lot of money, and there is no need to worry about the backlog of peaches. Hearing that we still want peach wood, he directly took out one from his family’s collection to make a head.

"Don't look at the outside is a bit burnt, this is genuine lightning strike wood." The owner said with joy, "This is cut from an old peach tree. This tree was originally one of the planted trees, and the peaches it bore are big. It is sweet and fragrant. Half of the peach trees in my peach orchard are seedlings grown from the fruits of this old tree. You can see how good this old peach tree is by looking at the quality of the peaches here. It’s just bad luck. One summer, it rained heavily, with strong winds, lightning, and thunder. When the rain stopped, I checked. Hey, this old peach tree was split twice. Half, scorched and black, it seemed that it would not survive. We cut down the tree, the roots were not dug at that time, but after half a month, new branches grew again, do you think this is strange?"

I held that piece of wood, obviously it had been stored for a long time and lost its moisture, but when I held it in my hand, I could feel the domineering power and a trace of vitality contained in it.

"Only strange people can encounter strange things." I first complimented, and then reminded, "If you don't need it urgently, don't rush to sell this wood. It's better to keep it at home as a town house."

"That's how the old man reminded me. If it weren't for the fact that you and I are really destined, little brother, I wouldn't have taken it out." The host laughed.

Brother Hou was impatient to exchange pleasantries. After waiting for a while, seeing those peaches packed in boxes and before they were shipped away, he couldn't help but order the next batch of ripe peaches.

"No hurry, no hurry, let's leave a contact information, and I will call you when the time comes." The owner's smiling eyes narrowed.

I understand his joy. If it were me, I would also like this kind of big customer who can be rounded up.

The batch of peaches was transported to the side of the road first, and then Brother Hou sent away the car on the other side of Taoyuan, saying that there would be a car coming to transport them, and let them go back first.When there was no one on the road, Brother Hou waved his hand, and the boxes of peaches disappeared, and he didn't know where he got them.

"Five ghosts transporting **." Brother Hou said a little braggingly, "If Lao Sun changed his career to logistics, other logistics companies would have closed down a long time ago."

"Why do you think you know everything?" It's really hard for me to hold back my love. Is there anything Monkey Brother can't do?I think he can even give birth to a child, as long as it is paired with a portion of the river water from the Zimu River.

Brother Hou had a radiant face, seemingly modest but showing off, "It's easy to say, easy to say."