[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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Brother Hou loves his fur. I can’t say exactly, but when he turned into a curly monkey, he was in a very unbeautiful mood.But curly hair is also hair, if the hair is gone... I have seen many stories about cats and dogs who were depressed after being shaved by their owners. Of course, I don't think Brother Hou will be depressed, but I am afraid that he will go crazy change.

Tsk, Bai Jingjing really made a big death this time.

Others will not die if they don't die, but when it comes to Bai Jingjing's place, they just do whatever they want as long as they don't die.

At night, I had a nightmare. In the dream, the monkey-like monkey brother smiled at me while stretching out his hand and scratching his head. He lost a lot of hair when he scratched it. But he didn’t realize it. After the hair fell to the ground They all turned into Monkey Brothers, and tens of thousands and hundreds of millions rushed towards me, shouting back and calling Master...

I was woken up by fright. I didn't have secret fear at first, but now, I can't tell.

When I got up in a daze to wash my face in the morning, I belatedly thought of a question, can the things used by mortals work on Brother Hou's vellus hair that can change everything?

"Of course it can't be used by ordinary people." When Bai Jingjing said this, she lowered her eyebrows and looked obediently, "I added some ingredients to it myself."

I:"……"

Since Brother Hou hasn't gone berserk yet, I can only assume that he hasn't touched those things yet.I called Brother Hou to ask, and found out that he had gone out to negotiate before and just came back.As soon as I mentioned it to him, he immediately understood, "When did that blunt frame have a good heart? Don't worry, Master, she can't figure me out."

Bai Jingjing expressed her disappointment, "I didn't let the monkey lose its hair, and I was hated again. It's really a big loss."

I felt that I was really worrying about Bai Jingjing for a while, and I was just worrying about it.

Bai Jingjing obviously belonged to No Worry because she was in too much debt. After realizing that Brother Hou couldn't do anything to her in a short period of time, she stopped staying by my side and got together with Zhao Bo again to discuss a new script.Zhao Bo told me that he has a new idea, that is, like moving the story of Sherlock Holmes to modern times, he wants to come up with a series with a similar idea, telling the story of Monkey King and Bai Jingjing in modern times.

"Think about it, if Sun Wukong hadn't hit the third hit when Sun Wukong hit the Bone Demon three times, and suddenly encountered turbulence in time and space, dragging this pair of enemies into modern times, facing a modern civilized society that is completely beyond their imagination, they would have to Temporarily abandoning the previous suspicions, secretly dug holes for each other while working together, and then developed a ridiculous romantic relationship..." When Zhao Bo was talking, his eyebrows were beaming, and he danced when he was happy.

I scowled, restraining myself from laughing or complaining.Although Zhao Bo just put forward a hypothesis, to me, Monkey Brother and Bai Jingjing really came to the modern society, and their achievements definitely surpassed most people.

collaboration?No.

Digging pits for each other?absolutely okay.

Compared with my restraint, Bai Jingjing's reaction was mostly. When Zhao Bo finished speaking and looked at us expectantly, Bai Jingjing showed a perfect smirk and began to make comments one, two, three.

"The overall idea is very good." Bai Jingjing affirmed at first, "But I think we should analyze specific issues in detail, and don't be fascinated by the halo of idols. Like Monkey King, his performance in "Journey to the West" is of course very good, but Now it’s the modern age, so it’s not good to be like him who refuses to be disciplined despite his abilities? I also read an article, and I think it makes sense, that is, if Tang Seng and his disciples are placed in the modern age, the worst mix The most important thing is Sun Wukong, no one likes such a person at all!"

Zhao Bo opened his mouth to speak, but Bai Jingjing didn't give him the chance, "Let's talk about Mrs. Bone, she is the worst follower, she is a corpse made of bones. Why does she covet Tang Monk's flesh? Isn't it because she knows her future?" The achievements are limited, are you eager to improve? What does this mean? This means that she is very self-motivated! Moreover, she wants to eat Tang Monk meat, unlike those female fairies she met later, who are all fascinated by sex and just want to sleep Tang Seng, although that can also get Yuanyang..."

My throat hurts from coughing.

Bai Jingjing straightened her face, "At least this proves that Mrs. Bone is determined and will not be disturbed by external objects."

"I suspect that the hardware can't keep up." Zhao Bo also discussed with her seriously, "Bone Demon, we all know that she is a skeleton, even if she can deceive the eyes and change into a physical body, it is really hard to say that she may not be able to exercise on the bed. , A fake is a fake, I guess it will be revealed as soon as I get started."

Bai Jingjing's face twisted very quickly, "Let's continue talking about Mrs. Bone, where are we talking? By the way, she is very smart. How smart is she? The four masters and apprentices, except for Monkey King, the other three were all taken She played around, putting Tang Seng aside first, Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, Marshal Canopy and General Roller, were all deceived by her. If it weren't for Sun Wukong's piercing eyes..."

In short, Bai Jingjing praised Mrs. Bone all the time and demoted Sun Wukong all the time, trying to prove that in modern times Mrs. Bone would be like a fish in water, and Monkey King would be deflated everywhere.

"Niece." Bai Jingjing said that she was so happy at the end that Zhao Bo came back to his senses, "You can't be the Great Sage Hei, are you?"

"How come?" Bai Jingjing had a flawless smirk on her face, "I just think we need to overturn and reverse, and extend the original character. Now everyone praises Sun Wukong too much, you think, if Would it be refreshing to see a Sun Wukong who eats soft food?"

"I think I will be smashed to death by rotten eggs." Zhao Bo murmured.

"As a trend leader, how can you be timid?" Bai Jingjing encouraged Zhao Bo, "I think, according to my way of thinking, it will definitely be a hit in the end!"

"Black and red?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Who said that artistic creation should be bold and innovative?" Bai Jingjing said a little aggrieved, "I won't tell you, I'll get the script out first!"

After Bai Jingjing left, Zhao Bo asked me worriedly, "My niece didn't suffer when she was taken away earlier, did she? Did he transfer the grievances suffered by that warlord named Monkey King to the Great Sage?"

"No." She just wanted to find a place for herself in another way.But you can't say this to Zhao Bo, "Don't be too accommodating to her, unless you want to be brushed off."

"Ah." Zhao Bo sighed, "Actually, Bai Jingjing's idea is really good. It's quite popular now that women are strong and men are weak. If the leading actor is not Monkey King, I can settle it now. Tell me, I'll discuss it with her, and we can change it." How about the male lead? I can't bear to ruin the Great Sage, how about Bajie? Although he is delicious, lazy, cheating, cheating, but he is definitely a henpeck..." After finishing speaking, he shook his head again, "No, according to this character, he is Modern times can actually be mixed, and it doesn’t match up with strong women and weak men.”

Speaking of Bajie, I thought of my apprentice Zhu Bajie again. After all, he ran to hide in that corner. With Bai Jingjing's popularity now, why didn't one of the remaining three Wu come to the door?

Zhao Bo suddenly clapped his hands vigorously, "I thought about it, how about replacing the male lead with Tang Seng? He is weak and cowardly and has no idea. He is played around by the bone spirit. He especially believes in the bone spirit, and the bone spirit keeps poking around all day long." I want to steam him!"

I:"……"

Tang Seng provoked you!

Be careful that he talks about life with you at night!

I held my breath and said, "Don't forget, the third of Sun Wukong's three fights against the Bone Demon was actually an old man's Bone Demon. In modern times, would the Bone Demon still look like an old man? If it wasn't for the old man..."

"As long as Tang Seng doesn't know that it's a monster, most of the time he still respects the old and loves the young." Zhao Bo said excitedly, "Think about it, if they are at a loss in modern times, the bone spirit will use Tang Seng, a good man, The body is guaranteed not to change back to the bone, and the two support each other. First, the plot of more than a dozen episodes, and then the bone spirit figured out the modern rules, and peeled off the old scalp with one brush, turning into a big beauty. Immediately knew that it was a monster, realized that I had wrongly blamed the Great Sage, and then felt sorry for myself, stayed away from the Bone Demon, and fumbled in the society for a few episodes, and then the Bone Demon found that he was tempted, and continued to have a sadomasochistic relationship for more than ten episodes, until they finally broke through the world The fetters of religion, before the great harmony of life is about to be completed, they swipe and go back again. This time, they traveled to hundreds of years before learning the scriptures. Tang Seng saw the bone lady who had not died yet and was still a human race. In the end, he ran into the scene of the murder , Mrs. Bone still died, and then Tang Seng used the forensic knowledge he learned in modern times to become a justice for others. After he found the murderer for the 99 dead, he wore it again with good deeds. The first time I went to the scene of the Three Dozens of Bone Demons, Sun Wukong smashed the third fight, and the Bone Demons were completely dogged. Tang Seng was completely enlightened, and then went to learn the scriptures..."

I lifted my legs and walked away, ignoring Zhao Bo's wild laughter, thinking that I was sick from listening to Zhao Bo's nonsense.