[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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However, I still underestimated Bai Jingjing's aura. She knocked her head away, and then her ribs and arms fell apart, leaving only a spine floating in midair. 'The four characters are glittering with golden light.

"So angry?" I rested my chin with one hand and looked at Bai Jingjing who was mad with anger.

"Why am I destined to be dumped by a monkey!" Bai Ruyu flew around Bai Jingjing's severed spine with golden bones, "I have 500 million fans! Why can't I beat that monkey! Give me some wax, what kind of wax, I want to make that monkey fascinated by me, and then abandon him, let him be an abandoned monkey! I, Bai Jingjing, swear, if I can’t do this, then let me..."

"What if I let you?" Just as I was about to interrupt Bai Jingjing's oath that she made in a hurry - people with spiritual practice really can't swear indiscriminately, who knows when karma will appear to kill you - a message from the door Come the voice of Brother Monkey.

Bai Jingjing's bones, which were originally floating in the air, suddenly froze, and then fell to the ground with a crash.

"Cough, Wukong, did you leave anything behind?" I looked at the pile of bones on the ground that had become as quiet as a chicken and pretended to be dead again, and asked Brother Monkey.

"It's nothing serious." Brother Hou kicked a leg bone away, "Just now someone reported to me that China is negotiating with Bai Jingjing and the others, and it's time to let them go back. Bai Jingjing looks like this again now I didn’t know anyone else, so I came here to say something in person, but I didn’t expect to hear Bai Jingjing’s ambitions.”

Bai Jingjing didn't move at all, as if she was really a dismantled lifeless skeleton.

Cowardly and refined, not at all artificial.

"She is also in a hurry." I smoothed things over, "Someone on the Internet said that you kidnapped Bai Jingjing just because you were attracted to her. She is a girl, so of course she values ​​her reputation very much."

"Really?" Brother Monkey kicked the bones on the ground again.

Bai Jingjing's weak voice sounded, "Master is right."

"How did I know you had this habit of bones flying around?" Brother Hou bent down and picked up Bai Jingjing's head, tossing it for fun.

"I'm complaining for senior brother!" Bai Jingjing said very neatly, "How can someone like me, who is covered in bones and not a bit of flesh, let alone hair, be in the eyes of senior brother? Those people not only insulted me I am so angry that I have insulted the senior brother's eyesight!"

"Then the bones exploded?" Brother Hou put the skull on his palm, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"..." Bai Jingjing was silent for a while, and her voice became sweeter and flattering, "I was thinking, I would get angry when I heard such news, let alone senior brother. But senior senior brother is busy with everything these days, how can he be overwhelmed by such a trivial matter?" Excuse me, I will dismantle myself for the elder brother, so as to save the elder brother from wasting time by doing it himself."

I was on the other side of the video, and after hearing this sentence, I hurriedly bent down out of the range of the camera and laughed silently.

Bai Jingjing is a talent, she is absolutely flexible, I don't know how many times I have said this for sure.

Brother Hou still had harsh words in his mouth, but it is not difficult to know from the tone of Bai Jingjing that this time Bai Jingjing passed the test safely, "You are smart this time, if you are caught by me next time, it will not be a matter of breaking a few bones. Don’t call me Bai Jingjing, but Hei Jingjing.”

"No, Master likes white skeletons." Bai Jingjing said hastily.

Hearing they mentioned me, I straightened up and looked at the screen again.

"Master likes any color." Brother Hou said, "I still remember that my eldest nephew burned the flowers for you. Didn't the master say it was ugly?"

Although what Brother Monkey said is true, I feel that my aesthetics have been insulted.

After Brother Hou finished speaking, he threw the skull in his hand into the pile of bones, "Master, after I calm down the country here, you can bring your juniors to live here. Bai Jingjing said that the place where you live in China is very small. , You have to do everything yourself. After you come, if you want to live in a palace, you can build a palace, if you want to live in a temple, you can build a temple.”

"That's not necessary, you can just live here, don't get hurt..." I paused, "There should be nothing that can hurt you now."

Brother Hou bared his teeth and smiled, which made me see a little familiar shadow on his face.

"Master, don't worry about it. In the past, your basic necessities, food, housing, and transportation were not made up for you by Lao Sun. From now on, you will just listen to Lao Sun's arrangements." Brother Monkey glanced at the pile of bones on the ground again, "I am a big brother, I want to go Those who are in charge of the master and the subordinates are not just some people who think that smooth words and tricks can make it. Still want to be a senior sister? Can you afford to support the master? Didn't the master pick you up?"

After Brother Monkey left triumphantly, Bai Jingjing slumped on the ground for a while, and then the bones floated up into the air again, reassembling them bit by bit.I feel that if I come here two more times, I can learn human skeleton without a teacher.

"Master——" After Bai Jingjing turned from a bone to a white and beautiful beauty, she sat cross-legged on the ground for a while, then raised her head and asked me, "Master, tell me, my five million Fans, aren’t they all zombie fans?”

It’s hard for me to answer Bai Jingjing’s question. It’s not the time for her to be ignorant of Journey to the West. She has supplemented more episodes than me. She has seen all versions I have never heard of, but even In this way, she still doesn't seem to have an accurate understanding of Brother Hou's nationality, and attributes this popularity to Tang Seng.At the beginning, I explained to her that Tang Seng was the least likable one, but Bai Jingjing went her own way, which made me think she had become my fan.

Of course, the truth is not so beautiful. The reason why Bai Jingjing likes Tang Seng so much is purely because Tang Seng tortured Monkey King several times, and she looks particularly relieved.

By the way, her second favorite is Zhu Bajie, because he is so good at slandering, almost every time Brother Hou is abused by Tang Seng, he will provoke him.

I thought about it, and answered her: "When your fans reach [-] million, maybe you will walk in front of Wukong for a round?"

Bai Jingjing slammed her head into the chair next to her, which made me tremble for a while, fearing that what flew out this time was no longer a skull but a head with flesh and blood.Fortunately, Bai Jingjing's head was still very strong this time, but the wooden chair fell apart.

"I can't live through this day." Bai Jingjing groaned. "I was wrong. I shouldn't be head-to-head with the monkey. I want to crush him with my wisdom. What is the monkey proud of? People can support you."

To this, I am simply speechless.

"That's not necessary." I said with some difficulty, "I can still support myself."

"Master, you are eccentric!" Bai Jingjing accused, "Why can't a monkey support you and I can't?! You favor boys over girls!"

"Nonsense!" I also raised my voice, "I am the master, I should support you!"

Bai Jingjing's eyes were full of sympathy, "Master, the clothes you are wearing now still have holes."

I felt my dignity as a master was seriously challenged.After disconnecting the video connection, I stayed in a daze for a while, then jumped up and sorted out the property under my name. The gifts from my family and my own earnings are not a lot, okay?

I can't compare with Brother Monkey who became a warlord, but he can definitely kill Bai Jingjing in an instant.

"Master, you are too simple." Wuqing rolled over with his mobile phone in his arms, "You should live in a house of thousands of square meters, wake up in a bed of tens of square meters every day, drive tens of millions of cars, and bring millions of dollars of money. watch, with more than a dozen attendants by my side..."

"What have you been watching online lately?" Where can I download that parental control software?

"A lot." Wuqing continued to roll around, "It's more interesting than learning scriptures and tossing the harem with Bai Shimei. Master, you said that I am so cute and lovable, will someone come to me to make a movie? Someone approached me for an ad."

Wuqing wants to debut but has no chance, but Bai Jingjing stares straight at the invitation handed to her.

When Bai Jingjing and her crew were detained, the city was full of uproar. When "she" was kidnapped by Brother Monkey in the live broadcast, the situation immediately escalated. It was like adding fuel to the fire. The whole people discussed vigorously, because Brother Monkey would not change his name if he did not sit down. , unless it is a person who is isolated from the world, everyone knows that a girl named Bai Jingjing was abducted by Monkey King.This kind of conflict is very interesting, because everyone doesn't think there will be a HE in this relationship, and the sympathy for Bai Jingjing overshadows the evaluation of her disaster.Of course, the latter is not without market, at least the #real version of Marysu# label on Bai Jingjing cannot be torn off.

There are so many people who will strike while the iron is hot. When Bai Jingjing comes back, I don't know how many people want to interview her, invite her to be on the show, and talk about her and the warlord Sun.

Bai Jingjing was very annoyed at this, "What did you say? Did you say that he tore me down and over again, don't you know how many times?"

Despite this, Bai Jingjing cooperated several times, and she smiled gracefully and sweetly on the TV show. As for what she was thinking...

Anyway, after dealing with a wave of media, Bai Jingjing left a reason to prepare for the new drama, and stopped showing her face in public, and stayed with me.I was busy working in the workshop all day long for the completion of the design, and Bai Jingjing was not too messy and just stuck to me.

After a few days like this, I had no choice but to doubt, "Tell me, how did you offend Wukong again?"

Bai Jingjing's beautiful big eyes just didn't look at me, and said to him from left to right, "Master, so you really don't need money. I just heard that this place belongs to your family?"

"If you don't say it, if Wukong turns somersault, I won't speak for you." I crossed my arms and looked at Bai Jingjing.

"Master..." Bai Jingjing looked at me sadly.

"It's useless, I have a heart of stone." To make Bai Jingjing so obedient and cowardly, I have reason to suspect that there is a big problem this time.

"Actually, it's nothing." Bai Jingjing twisted her fingers, "I just secretly replaced the shampoo and body wash in his bathroom with depilatory cream..."

"Jingjing." I looked at Bai Jingjing with a pleasant face, "You should think about what color you like from now on, and then dye the skeleton. If you let Wukong do it, you will have no choice."