[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang
Chapter 131
We haven't stayed in the Tianzhu king's palace for long. Although the owner of the white rabbit has not come to the door yet, the king's eyes on me have become more and more intense recently. It's a bit of a trick to change the fake princess's son-in-law into the real princess's son-in-law. .
The white rabbit was naturally taken on the road by us.
Not just me, maybe even the White Rabbit Spirit sensed that something was wrong, she lost her usual aloofness and arrogance, and began to become restless.
"Oh, it seems that your master really doesn't want you anymore." Bai Jingjing became the temporary breeder of the White Rabbit, but obviously she didn't have much love for the little furry animals, let alone gentle caressing, and said a few words a day The threatening words were because she was in a good mood that day.Obviously, Bai Jingjing, who had just been bullied by Brother Hou, was in a really bad mood.
After solving the fake princess and real goblin incident in the palace, Bai Jingjing planned to continue walking forward, but was stopped by Brother Monkey, "There is Lingshan not far ahead, even if there are goblins, don't dare to show up again, you still stay." It's better to be by Master's side and take care of this White Rabbit Spirit."
"It's just a rabbit. Although it looks like a domesticated one, it has been captured by us for so long and no owner has come to look for it. Obviously, it is not cared about. Just beat her back to her original shape so that she can never harm anyone again. ?” Bai Jingjing said.
"Would this be too heavy?" Zhu Bajie was also very interested in the white rabbit spirit, and he was staring at the white rabbit all the time except for eating and who, his expression still fluttering.
"What's the point, she first let the real princess live in the wilderness, imprisoned in a narrow room, and separated from her parents; then she coveted the master and wanted to seize Yuanyang. If she did it, even killing her would not atone for this sin. "Brother Hou also looked a little upset, "If it weren't for the master's kindness again, do you think this rabbit is still alive to kick its legs here?"
There is indeed my protection here, at least, in my eyes, the White Rabbit Spirit is not considered a heinous crime and cannot be cured, and he must be beaten to death without giving the slightest chance to repent. Besides, I remember that this rabbit is the moon Li Chang'e's pet, if the pet got into trouble, the owner should compensate the victim. If the rabbit was really killed, it would be a sigh of relief for the princess, but what good would it be?I mentioned this idea to the princess, and she agreed with me.
Although that kind of approval doesn't seem like he intends to seek benefits, but he doesn't want to make enemies with a more powerful existence.
But now that I think about it, both I and the princess are a little wishful thinking. Since the rabbit fell into my hands, it has no more content, as if it really is a wild rabbit that has never had an owner.We have to take her on the road together, lest this white rabbit spirit will cause disasters to Tianzhu again after we leave.
Bai Jingjing is obviously not very satisfied with the White Rabbit Jing, or it is because the White Rabbit Jing has to follow us all the time and is laughed at by Brother Monkey when he thinks about it, but neither force nor intelligence can compare to the state of Brother Monkey being crushed Very dissatisfied.
White Rabbit Jing's red eyes are crystal clear, she is indeed a fine white rabbit, even if her ears are being held, she can still turn her body and point her butt towards Bai Jingjing.
"I still think this white rabbit looks familiar." Zhu Bajie stared at the white rabbit for a long time, and finally said.
"All the white rabbits in the world look the same, they are fatter and thinner." Bai Jingjing said angrily.
"That can't be the same." Zhu Bajie waved his hands, "No matter how similar a white rabbit is, after a long time, you can still tell one from the other."
Bai Jingjing obviously made up her mind to vent out the grievance she received from Brother Hou, and she put on thorns when she spoke, "Brother Zhu has been watching me for a long time, do you know how many bones I have on my body? We broke up, will Senior Brother Zhu still recognize me and feel familiar?"
Zhu Bajie was stunned speechless, "Well, this junior sister is a junior sister, and Lao Zhu is also a decent person, how could he read..."
Bai Jingjing snorted, "Prudish!"
"Hey, that's not true." Zhu Bajie retorted, "Eldest brother has dismantled you for no less than ten times. If you ask him if he knows how many bones you have, he certainly doesn't know either. We are brothers. Serious people..."
Bai Jingjing glared at Brother Monkey.
Brother Hou didn't look at him, and was digging his ears with the shrunken golden cudgel, "White skeleton, what's so interesting? I don't care how many bones you have."
"Look, I knew it." Zhu Bajie was satisfied, "We treat you as a serious girl, so there is no way to offend you."
"Then do you want to offend this rabbit spirit, or the owner of the rabbit spirit?" Bai Jingjing grasped the point very sharply.
Zhu Bajie laughed a few times, and when he realized that we were all looking at him, he knew there was no way to escape, so he scratched his head, flapped his ears and said, "Didn't you get drunk at that time? The pig is also the canopy marshal who is suave and admired by everyone..."
Bai Jingjing seemed a little puzzled, probably because she didn't know the story behind Zhu Bajie's relegation, but Brother Hou sat up all of a sudden, "Idiot, you say this rabbit spirit is the Jade Rabbit in the Moon Palace?"
"Looks like it." Probably said the most difficult part, and Zhu Bajie became much more fluent when he spoke again, "At that time, I admired Fairy Chang'e, so I naturally learned more about her preferences. It's a pity that Moon Palace usually It's deserted here, and I don't want to get too close, the one who knows the most is the jade rabbit that makes medicine."
"Does Chang'e know that her Jade Rabbit has gone down to the mortal world to do evil?" Bai Jingjing questioned, "Is it because she doesn't care about the Jade Rabbit at all, or does she already know what the Jade Rabbit has done, but she is afraid of being accused?"
This question is really hard to answer.
Even I'm a little unsure.Although in my impression, the rabbit was picked up by Chang'e herself.But now there is no movement at all, and I probably won't have the chance to meet the number one beauty in the Three Realms.
I have some regrets in my heart, because I am really curious about how beautiful Chang'e will be, and whether it will surprise me, who is consciously used to seeing beauties in things and things, again.
I was out of my mind for a while, but a few enlightened people didn't know how to turn the topic back, and started to study how many bones Bai Jingjing had, but the other enlightened ones asked three questions, and finally, Bai Jingjing asked me.
"Master, do you know?" Bai Jingjing's expression showed nothing unusual.
So I just answered casually, as a master, of course I know more than my apprentice, "Two hundred and four or two hundred and six?"
I can't remember exactly, but the number of human bones is in the early [-]s.
Bai Jingjing's expression froze, I gave her a puzzled look, and she replied softly, "It's two hundred and four."
"Oh." I thought it was a review of the cold knowledge, and I didn't take it to heart, but when I looked up, the expressions on my face were beyond words.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
The others shrank their necks, looked at the sky, and only Zhu Bajie replied boldly: "Master, have you really counted the bones of my junior sister?"
"I didn't..." My words were blocked in my throat, I could only watch Bai Jingjing's cheeks turn a thin layer of red, and she carried the rabbit shyly and ran away.
I didn't expect you to be such a master! ——I think I read this message from the eyes of several apprentices.
Where do I go to reason this out? Obviously, this is similar to common sense to me. I also know that the most rare bird in the world is called the Crested Ibis!
Well, at least in the 21st century the crested ibis was very precious, but in the Tang Dynasty...
who cares.
The arrival of Taiyin Xingjun definitely eased the embarrassment, although if Brother Hou hadn't stepped forward and called out 'Old Taiyin', I wouldn't have realized who that was at all.
Taiyin Xingjun did not come alone, but a group of fairies followed behind him, all of them were so beautiful that it made people forget the world.
Then I realized who Taiyin Xingjun was.
Based on my shallow knowledge of mythology, the moon is Chang'e, and Chang'e is the wife of Hou Yi who shot the sun. She stole the elixir and ascended to heaven.
There is a poem how to say, Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, and Bihai Qingtian is heartbroken every night.
But who will tell me why the master of Guanghan Palace is this elderly fairy, and behind her is also very lively and not lonely at all.
I'm really glad that I guessed the number of Bai Jingjing's bones correctly, otherwise, after such an experience, I should have doubted my common sense again.
Monkey Brother is talking with Taiyin Xingjun, and understands Taiyin Xingjun's purpose here - to recover the Jade Rabbit.
I was very puzzled, "Did Xingjun just find out that Yutu had escaped?"
It's not that I said that the owners of other pets came to save lives immediately after the incident was revealed, but it may also be that the crime committed by the jade rabbit is not fatal this time, so Lord Taiyin is not in a hurry?
"It took me a while to find out, but I finally figured out that she is in the hands of the elder." Taiyin Xingjun has an excellent temperament. I don’t know, you and several high-level disciples have been covered up, and those who can’t practice well, can’t figure out what happened to you.”
I looked at Tae Yin, not sure if she was joking with me.
However, Taiyin Xingjun seemed to be talking about a very ordinary thing, "I am not weak in cultivation, and it took me a while to figure out that the Jade Rabbit is in the hands of the elders. As for other people, unless they have the wise eyes of the Western Tathagata Visually, otherwise, it must take a lot of effort."
"Someone cover for me?" I can only think of this one possibility.
Taiyin Xingjun shook his head, "It's hard to say, maybe it's just that the elder hates being stared at."
I was taken aback for a moment, of course I wish I could become invisible, but listening to Taiyin Xingjun, this seems to be a success?
Taiyin Xingjun didn't leave me much time to struggle, but asked me for the jade rabbit.I hesitated for a moment, but I still told her what Yutu did in Tianzhu, and the princess who suffered a lot from her.
However, Taiyin Xingjun just smiled, with a little helplessness in his voice, "I also know about this matter, Princess Tianzhu is not an outsider, she is Yuegong Su'e, who is somewhat at odds with this jade rabbit. , reincarnated in the womb of the main palace of the Tianzhu Kingdom, the Jade Rabbit descended this time to avenge that day."
The white rabbit was naturally taken on the road by us.
Not just me, maybe even the White Rabbit Spirit sensed that something was wrong, she lost her usual aloofness and arrogance, and began to become restless.
"Oh, it seems that your master really doesn't want you anymore." Bai Jingjing became the temporary breeder of the White Rabbit, but obviously she didn't have much love for the little furry animals, let alone gentle caressing, and said a few words a day The threatening words were because she was in a good mood that day.Obviously, Bai Jingjing, who had just been bullied by Brother Hou, was in a really bad mood.
After solving the fake princess and real goblin incident in the palace, Bai Jingjing planned to continue walking forward, but was stopped by Brother Monkey, "There is Lingshan not far ahead, even if there are goblins, don't dare to show up again, you still stay." It's better to be by Master's side and take care of this White Rabbit Spirit."
"It's just a rabbit. Although it looks like a domesticated one, it has been captured by us for so long and no owner has come to look for it. Obviously, it is not cared about. Just beat her back to her original shape so that she can never harm anyone again. ?” Bai Jingjing said.
"Would this be too heavy?" Zhu Bajie was also very interested in the white rabbit spirit, and he was staring at the white rabbit all the time except for eating and who, his expression still fluttering.
"What's the point, she first let the real princess live in the wilderness, imprisoned in a narrow room, and separated from her parents; then she coveted the master and wanted to seize Yuanyang. If she did it, even killing her would not atone for this sin. "Brother Hou also looked a little upset, "If it weren't for the master's kindness again, do you think this rabbit is still alive to kick its legs here?"
There is indeed my protection here, at least, in my eyes, the White Rabbit Spirit is not considered a heinous crime and cannot be cured, and he must be beaten to death without giving the slightest chance to repent. Besides, I remember that this rabbit is the moon Li Chang'e's pet, if the pet got into trouble, the owner should compensate the victim. If the rabbit was really killed, it would be a sigh of relief for the princess, but what good would it be?I mentioned this idea to the princess, and she agreed with me.
Although that kind of approval doesn't seem like he intends to seek benefits, but he doesn't want to make enemies with a more powerful existence.
But now that I think about it, both I and the princess are a little wishful thinking. Since the rabbit fell into my hands, it has no more content, as if it really is a wild rabbit that has never had an owner.We have to take her on the road together, lest this white rabbit spirit will cause disasters to Tianzhu again after we leave.
Bai Jingjing is obviously not very satisfied with the White Rabbit Jing, or it is because the White Rabbit Jing has to follow us all the time and is laughed at by Brother Monkey when he thinks about it, but neither force nor intelligence can compare to the state of Brother Monkey being crushed Very dissatisfied.
White Rabbit Jing's red eyes are crystal clear, she is indeed a fine white rabbit, even if her ears are being held, she can still turn her body and point her butt towards Bai Jingjing.
"I still think this white rabbit looks familiar." Zhu Bajie stared at the white rabbit for a long time, and finally said.
"All the white rabbits in the world look the same, they are fatter and thinner." Bai Jingjing said angrily.
"That can't be the same." Zhu Bajie waved his hands, "No matter how similar a white rabbit is, after a long time, you can still tell one from the other."
Bai Jingjing obviously made up her mind to vent out the grievance she received from Brother Hou, and she put on thorns when she spoke, "Brother Zhu has been watching me for a long time, do you know how many bones I have on my body? We broke up, will Senior Brother Zhu still recognize me and feel familiar?"
Zhu Bajie was stunned speechless, "Well, this junior sister is a junior sister, and Lao Zhu is also a decent person, how could he read..."
Bai Jingjing snorted, "Prudish!"
"Hey, that's not true." Zhu Bajie retorted, "Eldest brother has dismantled you for no less than ten times. If you ask him if he knows how many bones you have, he certainly doesn't know either. We are brothers. Serious people..."
Bai Jingjing glared at Brother Monkey.
Brother Hou didn't look at him, and was digging his ears with the shrunken golden cudgel, "White skeleton, what's so interesting? I don't care how many bones you have."
"Look, I knew it." Zhu Bajie was satisfied, "We treat you as a serious girl, so there is no way to offend you."
"Then do you want to offend this rabbit spirit, or the owner of the rabbit spirit?" Bai Jingjing grasped the point very sharply.
Zhu Bajie laughed a few times, and when he realized that we were all looking at him, he knew there was no way to escape, so he scratched his head, flapped his ears and said, "Didn't you get drunk at that time? The pig is also the canopy marshal who is suave and admired by everyone..."
Bai Jingjing seemed a little puzzled, probably because she didn't know the story behind Zhu Bajie's relegation, but Brother Hou sat up all of a sudden, "Idiot, you say this rabbit spirit is the Jade Rabbit in the Moon Palace?"
"Looks like it." Probably said the most difficult part, and Zhu Bajie became much more fluent when he spoke again, "At that time, I admired Fairy Chang'e, so I naturally learned more about her preferences. It's a pity that Moon Palace usually It's deserted here, and I don't want to get too close, the one who knows the most is the jade rabbit that makes medicine."
"Does Chang'e know that her Jade Rabbit has gone down to the mortal world to do evil?" Bai Jingjing questioned, "Is it because she doesn't care about the Jade Rabbit at all, or does she already know what the Jade Rabbit has done, but she is afraid of being accused?"
This question is really hard to answer.
Even I'm a little unsure.Although in my impression, the rabbit was picked up by Chang'e herself.But now there is no movement at all, and I probably won't have the chance to meet the number one beauty in the Three Realms.
I have some regrets in my heart, because I am really curious about how beautiful Chang'e will be, and whether it will surprise me, who is consciously used to seeing beauties in things and things, again.
I was out of my mind for a while, but a few enlightened people didn't know how to turn the topic back, and started to study how many bones Bai Jingjing had, but the other enlightened ones asked three questions, and finally, Bai Jingjing asked me.
"Master, do you know?" Bai Jingjing's expression showed nothing unusual.
So I just answered casually, as a master, of course I know more than my apprentice, "Two hundred and four or two hundred and six?"
I can't remember exactly, but the number of human bones is in the early [-]s.
Bai Jingjing's expression froze, I gave her a puzzled look, and she replied softly, "It's two hundred and four."
"Oh." I thought it was a review of the cold knowledge, and I didn't take it to heart, but when I looked up, the expressions on my face were beyond words.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
The others shrank their necks, looked at the sky, and only Zhu Bajie replied boldly: "Master, have you really counted the bones of my junior sister?"
"I didn't..." My words were blocked in my throat, I could only watch Bai Jingjing's cheeks turn a thin layer of red, and she carried the rabbit shyly and ran away.
I didn't expect you to be such a master! ——I think I read this message from the eyes of several apprentices.
Where do I go to reason this out? Obviously, this is similar to common sense to me. I also know that the most rare bird in the world is called the Crested Ibis!
Well, at least in the 21st century the crested ibis was very precious, but in the Tang Dynasty...
who cares.
The arrival of Taiyin Xingjun definitely eased the embarrassment, although if Brother Hou hadn't stepped forward and called out 'Old Taiyin', I wouldn't have realized who that was at all.
Taiyin Xingjun did not come alone, but a group of fairies followed behind him, all of them were so beautiful that it made people forget the world.
Then I realized who Taiyin Xingjun was.
Based on my shallow knowledge of mythology, the moon is Chang'e, and Chang'e is the wife of Hou Yi who shot the sun. She stole the elixir and ascended to heaven.
There is a poem how to say, Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, and Bihai Qingtian is heartbroken every night.
But who will tell me why the master of Guanghan Palace is this elderly fairy, and behind her is also very lively and not lonely at all.
I'm really glad that I guessed the number of Bai Jingjing's bones correctly, otherwise, after such an experience, I should have doubted my common sense again.
Monkey Brother is talking with Taiyin Xingjun, and understands Taiyin Xingjun's purpose here - to recover the Jade Rabbit.
I was very puzzled, "Did Xingjun just find out that Yutu had escaped?"
It's not that I said that the owners of other pets came to save lives immediately after the incident was revealed, but it may also be that the crime committed by the jade rabbit is not fatal this time, so Lord Taiyin is not in a hurry?
"It took me a while to find out, but I finally figured out that she is in the hands of the elder." Taiyin Xingjun has an excellent temperament. I don’t know, you and several high-level disciples have been covered up, and those who can’t practice well, can’t figure out what happened to you.”
I looked at Tae Yin, not sure if she was joking with me.
However, Taiyin Xingjun seemed to be talking about a very ordinary thing, "I am not weak in cultivation, and it took me a while to figure out that the Jade Rabbit is in the hands of the elders. As for other people, unless they have the wise eyes of the Western Tathagata Visually, otherwise, it must take a lot of effort."
"Someone cover for me?" I can only think of this one possibility.
Taiyin Xingjun shook his head, "It's hard to say, maybe it's just that the elder hates being stared at."
I was taken aback for a moment, of course I wish I could become invisible, but listening to Taiyin Xingjun, this seems to be a success?
Taiyin Xingjun didn't leave me much time to struggle, but asked me for the jade rabbit.I hesitated for a moment, but I still told her what Yutu did in Tianzhu, and the princess who suffered a lot from her.
However, Taiyin Xingjun just smiled, with a little helplessness in his voice, "I also know about this matter, Princess Tianzhu is not an outsider, she is Yuegong Su'e, who is somewhat at odds with this jade rabbit. , reincarnated in the womb of the main palace of the Tianzhu Kingdom, the Jade Rabbit descended this time to avenge that day."
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