[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Surrounded by a group of people, I was walking towards the palace, and when I passed the extraordinarily decorated high-rise buildings from time to time, I looked up and saw a very beautiful woman.

She is not shy either. Although half of her face is covered with a scarf on her head, she looks at me without hesitation. Her bright eyes are bent into crescent moons. Anyone can see her good mood. .

Another monster who doesn't know how to make progress and just wants to sleep with me.

I sighed in my heart, I did not devote myself to cultivating Dharma Saints just to let these female fairies come to pick the fruit.

A few Wus snickered behind me, showing no intention of helping.

After the king met me, he was very affectionate. He first asked me about my background, and then asked the princess if she would marry me. The princess was of course very happy, so the king happily asked Qin Tianjian to choose a date.

I looked at the princess, and she also looked at me affectionately, and said to the king, "Your Majesty, although I am married to the princess, I am not very familiar with it. Can you let me..."

Before he could finish speaking, the king, who was especially good at listening to string sounds, waved his hand, "My dear daughter, take my son-in-law for a walk in the imperial garden."

The princess was slightly surprised, and responded with a smile.

Of course, the imperial garden of Tianzhu Kingdom has many differences in architectural style from that of Tang Dynasty, and the clothes of the people here are not much different from the Indians in my impression.The princess probably really wanted to have a good relationship with me. After we walked around the imperial garden, she invited a dancer and started singing and dancing.

Have I ever said that I have always felt that Indian singing and dancing has a magical quality and is very exotic.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is, while I was listening to the song and dance, another BGM sounded in my mind——

who sent you to me... oh sha oh sariva sariva...

Isn't this "The Girl from Tianzhu" Jade Rabbit Becomes Essence?

I looked at the princess with very focused eyes. When the princess couldn't help but avoid my gaze, I suddenly asked, "Do you like white rabbits?"

The princess was taken aback, then smiled and said, "I really like it, where's the son-in-law?"

"I'm fine." I looked at this beautiful and charming princess, and thought of the princess who was pretending to be crazy in the Bujin Temple, "I have seen other people raise rabbits before. I remembered that if you want to catch a rabbit, you can just pick up the rabbit's ears Good. But some people say that lifting the ear is not a good way, I wonder what the princess thinks?"

The princess moved a little uncomfortably, "I don't know about this, but I think it's not comfortable for a rabbit to lift its ears. If I raise a rabbit, I must hold it in my arms and take care of it carefully. Not willing to be so rough."

"But what if the rabbit is disobedient?" I asked,

"Such a cute little thing, even if one or two are not inferior, the master is not willing to care about it." The princess hastily changed the subject, "The son-in-law is so strange, if you like rabbits, just treat her well, why don't you think about whether the rabbits will Will be obedient or something."

"Because I was thinking about how to teach other people's disobedient rabbits a lesson." I looked at the princess with a very sincere and sincere expression.

The princess stood up directly, "What about other people's rabbits, there will be people from other people's families to take care of them, why should the son-in-law meddle in other's business. It's getting late, I'll go back first."

"I'm afraid it won't work." Only then did I realize that I also had the ability to turn my face like a book, and moved my hand before the princess raised her foot to leave.

Then I watched the princess disappear all of a sudden, all the clothes and headgear were scattered on the ground, and a white rabbit jumped out of it, about to run away.

I don’t know how long Brother Monkey has been lurking aside, he picked up the Ruyi golden cudgel and smashed it down. The white rabbit hurriedly braked and ran towards me. Kicked off.The force was so strong that it directly made my arm lose consciousness.

Sure enough, the term "rabbit kicking eagle" still has a factual basis.

In order not to prove the saying that rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, I didn't care about other things, and directly grabbed the rabbit's ears, and finally made her be honest.

"Tie it with gold rope first." After I finished speaking, I handed the rabbit to Brother Monkey and rubbed his arm.The blow just now was hard enough, so the feeling of tingling, numbness, swelling and pain is also particularly sour.

The commotion on our side is not too big, but there are more onlookers who can't stand it.Whether it was me doing something to the princess or the princess turning into a little white rabbit and being caught by me, no one made a sound when the atmosphere was tense before, but now the dust has settled, the commotion is simply a headache.

We are surrounded by guards from the palace.

The king regarded us as demon monks who didn't know good and evil. Before I could speak, Brother Hou had already told the story. He found out that a woman who claimed to be the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom was imprisoned in Bujin Temple and came to us. When I went to Wangcheng, I found that there was a monster hovering above, and now I found that there was indeed a monster here, and the real princess pretended to be a princess and replaced it.

In the end, I made a conclusion, "You king is so confused. We help you get rid of monsters. You don't know how to thank you and quickly rescue your daughter, but you don't know good and bad. It's unreasonable to treat your benefactor as your enemy!"

After being taught this lesson, the king's eyes were filled with surprise, but he stopped yelling and killing us. He just respectfully invited us back to the palace to rest. He said he treated us like honored guests, but he was actually under house arrest for observation. The people in Bujin Temple came back to report.

But I guess the king probably believed it [-]% to [-]%, because he also threw the white rabbit in. Wasn't he afraid that if it was a real monster at that time, he would kill him?

I'm not in a hurry, and the few enlightened ones are also at ease, especially Zhu Bajie. Although he can't go out for a walk, no one neglects him. He opened his stomach and ate to his heart's content, as if he wanted to make up for the wrong he had done to his stomach all these years.

Bai Jingjing is very busy these days, and she doesn't have time to continue to trouble Brother Hou. The king's hospitality to us is more than just food. Bai Jingjing likes the fabric inside the most. Those bright materials are not common in the market at all. One dress after another was cut, and almost every time I saw her she was dressed differently.It is rare that Brother Hou didn't ridicule her this time, I suspect it's because Wu Feng and Bai Jingjing are smug together.

As a black bear, Wu Feng's yearning for bright clothes has never been inferior to that of Bai Jingjing.It's just that there were few opportunities in the past, but now that he has leisure and the king's unlimited supply, he is as beautiful as falling into a honey jar every day.

When the king came to see us again, I was staring at the clothes Bai Jingjing handed to me.

It was a robe that knew from the first glance that it would be particularly cool to wear, in other words, it exposed a lot of flesh.

Of course I don't mind this, but that was in the past, and looking at it now, I always feel that I can't break through the shame in my heart.

Alas, back then, I was also a guy who would go shirtless in summer.

When the king arrived, he bowed down as soon as he saw me, his face full of gratitude, thanking me for eliminating evil spirits for the country.

"Is the princess okay?" I asked.

For the sake of innocence and safety, I pretended to be crazy for so many years, and now I see the light and freedom again, I don't know what will happen.I only hope that her will is strong enough these years, otherwise, even if she comes out, it may be difficult to escape the shadow of the past.

"It's okay, it's okay." There were tears in the king's eyes, "Thanks to the holy monk who can tell the truth from the false, otherwise my daughter doesn't know how much suffering and suffering she will suffer."

"You don't need to thank me, it's just a matter of little effort for me. If you want to thank me, go to the old master of the Xiebu Jin Temple. If it weren't for his wit and courage, Her Royal Highness would not know where she is now." I didn't ask for credit, as A passing monk, I would like to use this to repay the favor of the old courtyard master.

The king is also a sensible person, so I don’t need to say more about it. He directly changed the name of Baijiao Mountain where Bujin Temple is located to Baohua Mountain, and gave Bujin Temple the title of “Chijian Baohua Mountain” to Gubujin Temple. The head of the hospital is appointed as a monk official serving the country, and the annual salary of 36 shi is used as a salary, which can also be hereditary.

Regarding the last point, I have some doubts. After all, monks have no descendants. What kind of inheritance is this hereditary?

After everything was done, the king regained his composure, and then remembered to ask the white rabbit spirit why he wanted to harm the princess.

After the white rabbit spirit was caught by us, tied up and put in a cage, it began non-violent non-cooperation. It didn't eat or drink all day long, as if it was angry with someone.But among us there is really no master who is particularly sympathetic to women, Bai Jingjing is even more homophobic, even though I like furry better, but when this furry covets me and wants to sleep with me, I can't stop masturbating hard.

At the beginning, we had to guard against the white rabbit being a demon, but later we saw that the white rabbit was more temperamental than us, and she looked uncompromising, so we threw her aside and ignored her.In private, I wondered whether this rabbit had been with Chang'e for a long time, because the owner was very cold and difficult to please, so those who wanted to please Chang'e were very indulgent and accommodating to her, so they developed such a temper.

The White Rabbit Essence kept silent. Although we privately believed that the rabbit was coming for me and the princess was purely innocent, we couldn't tell the king directly.

After sending the king away, I took the rabbit cage out of the corner and shook it a few times, "I haven't seen your master for so long after being caught by us. Tell me, is it because you are not good and your master doesn't want you?" gone?"

The rabbit bared its teeth and kicked its legs at me, but she was tightly bound by the golden rope, and she was harmless.

Give Taishang Laojun a thumbs up for his waistband.

The author has something to say: I always thought that Taiyin=Hang'e=Chang'e, but this equation does not seem to exist in Journey to the West. Taiyin met Monkey and called her old body, and Monkey also called her Old Taiyin, and Taiyin followed behind him. Chang'e, when Brother Hou introduced it to the king, he also said that Hang'e was Chang'e, and Zhu Bajie recognized one of them as the one he had molested... a little dizzy, the agreed Guanghan Palace only has Chang'e, Jade Rabbit and Wu Gang