I have time

"Mom, I'm really convinced of you!" Yi Chengfeng threw the oily gloves on the iron table, twisted his body and sat on it, the legs of the table creaked unbearably.

"Are you so worried that I'll be a bachelor all my life? Even if I'm a bachelor, your son and I will still be a smooth and elegant bachelor..."

"A boutique bachelor will naturally not be able to give birth to a child... Take it easy, say it..."

"Hey, what's the sound of bang bang bang bang over there?" A soft announcement came from the handset. Dear passengers, Liancheng Railway Station, the final stop of this trip, is coming soon. Passengers who get off the bus, please bring your belongings and prepare to get off the train... …

Yi Chengfeng jumped down from the table, "Where are you!"

"I'll be where you are!" Su Xianghui yelled full of anger, "I'll give you half an hour to get a haircut, take a bath and change clothes, and then immediately roll over to have dinner with other girls. If you dare to be late for a minute, try it, and I'll take care of you." I don't believe you can't buy feather dusters in such a big place like Liancheng!"

"Aren't you messing around?!" Yi Chengfeng spun around in a hurry, "Okay, don't talk about anything else, I'll pick you up at the train station, oh, I'll tell you that you are an old lady born in a bad place Dare to run around... I remember there is a McDonald's as soon as I leave the station, you just wait there, it's cold outside..."

While talking, Yi Chengfeng had already taken off his work clothes with one hand, washed his hands with the phone held under his shoulder, and hurriedly explained to Ding Qi, who was leading someone to put the film on a GL8 next door, before going out.

"Relax, don't worry, Brother Feng!" Hearing the sound, the screwdriver poked his head out, "Morning, come back early, there is an appointment, an appointment for an interview."

He has been working with Brother Feng in the Dapeng car dealership for these years, and his skills are not bad, especially good at delicate work such as film sticking, coating, and spray painting, but it is still difficult to speak, and he cannot be designated to receive people who come to see the work .

"I'll do my best!"

Yi Chengfeng went out wrapped in the smell of engine oil, and was choked by Xiao Beifeng with bitter tears.

His mother's rumors about his marriage have reached the point of madness. Back then in Meichuan, he was driven to hide and run around, and found a girl for him to meet every now and then. Now it seems that it is even more unbearable at the end of the year. The old man's way of counting the years, he has already counted Mao estimated that he is a freshman in his thirtieth year, a typical journey to the fourth.

Yi Chengfeng rode his little blue pineapple all the way to the train station, and the next second he picked up Su Xianghui, he took him to a random roadside shop and came to a full set of washing, cutting and blowing. His grandma, Brother Hui, even sprayed two liters of hairspray on him, directly stereotyped him as a pretentious actor in an 80s Hong Kong and Taiwan movie.

Su Xianghui took out a note with the address from his satchel and ran it in front of his son, "See, let's drive here. The girl is a rabbit, she only cares about studying and has never dated a boyfriend. She is pure, kind and good-tempered." , I agreed to come out and meet you immediately after seeing your photo!"

"A rabbit that is two years older than me or a rabbit that is ten years younger?"

"What's wrong with being two years older?! I can accept that your mother can't hold the silver brick! Older people know how to love others, and they are willing to have children as soon as they get married. They are much better than those playful young girls. !"

Forgot how you promoted that little girl who just reached the legal age of marriage before?It is said that if a woman can't help but grow old, she has to choose a young and beautiful one. The quality of children born in their 20s is much better than that of older mothers...

"Then just focus on studying? Ph.D. or master's degree?" He is so much older than Xiaoyan, at least he has a master's degree. People will definitely look down on him with this kind of qualification.

Su Xianghui glanced at him, "Isn't a bachelor's degree good enough for you? Don't think it's great to open a store and make some money. In the future, the child's IQ will follow that of his mother, especially his son. Finding a college student is just right."

"I'm following you!"

Yi Chengfeng accidentally caught a glimpse of himself in the rear view mirror, and was blinded by the Thunderbolt King style.That's fine, when the time comes, pretend to answer a few phone calls from Yingying Yanyan, and if you match this look, you will be kicked away by the other party as a big radish.

Because of those six years of absence, Yi Chengfeng felt that he owed his parents too much, so he would not openly disobey most of the things.For example, when dealing with a forced blind date, he would either run away with a haha, or self-destruct his image to provoke trouble.

It's not easy to be likable, but to be annoying, he is definitely experienced at the level of a patriarch, and Yan Gou, who is not picky about food, can scare him away.

***

"How did you come up with the appointment here?"

Yi Chengfeng parked the car, looked up at the Kaijing Mingzuo Twin Towers standing side by side on the opposite side of the road, it was a bit of a coincidence, maybe after he finished his errands, he might be able to find time to ask Xiaoyan for tea.

Su Xianghui gathered her dyed short black curly hair, raised her eyes and glanced at a storefront, "That's it, Time Impression, it sounds like a photo studio."

She grabbed her son and straightened his collar dissatisfiedly, "I don't want to change into decent clothes either, it smells like oily smoke all over my body!"

Yi Chengfeng let him do it, "Smell of oil and smoke, if you say it with me, people think I'm a cook."

"Our cook has already made girlfriends, so you don't let me worry! Well, let's go there quickly, the appointment at twelve o'clock is already early—"

"Such an unreserved girl will definitely not be able to get married and be hungry, and you dare to accept it?" Yi Chengfeng changed into a foolish gait, and Su Xianghui turned around and stared back at him for a second.

"If you don't get married again, you are still unmarried! Girl! She's alive!"

Well well, everything you say is right.

The elevator door opened on the second floor, and a middle-aged and elderly woman waited at the door with a smile like a flower, and greeted in a loud chili voice, "This is Xiao Yi, she is so tall! The last time I saw you you still peed Playing with mud, the young man is so handsome!"

Did I know how to play like that back then, and still carry game resources with me?Yi Chengfeng put on a smirk like a dementia, and a vegetable leaf between his teeth can perfect the cosplay classic emoticon package.

Very good, keep it up, as long as this smile lasts for more than 5 minutes, about 90.00% of [-]% of the people will suspect that he has mental retardation, and the remaining [-]% are either convinced that he is mentally retarded, or they are mentally retarded.

"Where's Jiaojiao? Didn't you come together?" Su Xianghui was afraid that the duck would fly before it was cooked, so he hurriedly asked, "Let's get a private room, it's easier to talk."

"Listen to you, we are just here too, Jiaojiao is going to the bathroom..."

The two old ladies chattered with each other with their arms crossed, and they were so affectionate that they fell in love at first sight on a blind date.

The mentally retarded version of Yi Chengfeng just wanted to raise his hand to wipe away that smirk for a while, when he caught a glimpse of someone at the small table next to the window on the second floor turning his head to look over. Immediately, the fake mentally retarded turned into a real dementia, and his brain evaporated instantly.

Xiaoyan? !

Yan Yu made an appointment with a dealer representative to talk about things here. He was discussing a difficult contract issue. There was a little imperceptible tension between his brows, but now he saw Yi Chengfeng along the "Xiaoyi Bar", Immediately afterwards, he saw a girl walking shyly wringing her fingers, with a faint crease between her brows.

"Mr. Yan, this is already the best solution, although the cost will increase a little...Mr. Yan?"

The expression on Yan Yu's face quickly cleared, and returned to an impenetrable indifference, and his eyes were drawn back from the few people over there, as if all his patience had been exhausted.

"The budget will not increase. If Mr. Ma has any objections to the cost of storage, I will make an appointment to meet with him face-to-face."

The dealer representative seemed to be relieved, "This is the best, and it will be convenient for me to go back... Mr. Yan, you see that this is the time, why don't I treat you to a light meal... waiter!"

Seeing that he had no objection, he hurriedly called the waiter to start ordering.

Yi Chengfeng naturally didn't want his mother to meet Yan Yu on such an occasion, and wished he could drag an old lady into a private room to close the door, and then put the girl back in the women's toilet.

The four entangled with the waiter for a while, and were led to the first floor.

"Is there any problem with the four guests just now?"

Taking advantage of the client's temporary departure, Yan Yu called a foreman manager over to inquire.

"Oh, that's right. There are only four of them. It seems that the two aunts will leave later, so there is no way to open a private room for them... and that gentleman seems to be dissatisfied with the minimum consumption of the private room. We Only then helped them change to the four-person table in the hall on the first floor..."

"Use my VIP card to help them open a room, and I will make up for the difference."

Since it's such an important event like a blind date, it's definitely inconvenient to discuss it in such an open space as the lobby, not to mention that they have to be alone, how about a large crowd...

He is 30 years old, and it is normal to go on a blind date. Sooner or later, he will marry a wife and have children.

"Don't mention me to them, just normal service."

"Thank you, Mr. Yan!" The foreman girl was very clever, she could understand the full meaning within three minutes of speaking, and she handled things impeccably.

"Sorry, four, we happen to have a private room upstairs that has been canceled for you to dine here. As an apology, there is no minimum consumption. I wish you a happy meal."

With a smiling face, the head waiter gave way to the two old ladies who were nagging and criticizing and educating them on the restaurant's service attitude and service level to the second floor, followed by Yi Chengfeng, whose hair went down to his heels, and Yi Chengfeng, who was always shy from beginning to end. Rabbit Jiaojiao who is willing to look up.

It's too embarrassing to be bumped into by someone on a blind date, will Xiaoyan laugh his teeth out of it later?

When passing by again, Yi Chengfeng really wanted to make a face at Yan Yu to ease the atmosphere, but the other party was leaning against the window and looking at his mobile phone, not looking this way at all.

The two old ladies waited for the food to be served, and after they had finished introducing each other, they found excuses to slip away with the guy, standing at the stairs still unable to part with each other.

My niece is not so shy at ordinary times, she is destined to fall in love with Xiao Yi!

I really like Jiaojiao, she is steady and sensible. Nowadays, there are not many girls who are so traditional. If she really wants to, our family will appoint her to treat her well.

Hey, let me tell you, her family has twin genes, and her mother and uncle are twins!If this turns out to give you a pair of children and grandchildren, you will be crazy about it!

Hahahaha, look at what you said, as long as it is a child, it hurts me!There is no need for the two of them to worry about it, it is not a problem for me to take care of both of them!

……

The two stood in the corridor talking loudly, filling Yan Yu's ears with Yi Chengfeng's grand blueprint for a happy family life, as if the two of them would run to the Civil Affairs Bureau hand in hand in the next second to get a certificate. You will receive a wedding invitation for the twins to hold a full moon wine.

"Mr. Yan, are these not to your liking? I'll let them take the menu and you can add two more things you like."

"No need, I have something to do later, you take your time, I'll treat you to this meal." Yan Yu called the waiter to sign the bill and pay the bill, "Sorry, I'm sorry."

***

"Sister, you are also forced by your family to come on a blind date, right? Hey! I can tell even if you don't tell me, it's designated!"

Yi Chengfeng sucked the toothpick, and stepped on the crossbeam of the chair beside which Tu Jiaojiao sat with half of her buttocks with one leg, shaking violently, as if stepping on a switch.

"Don't worry, I know that you don't like people like me, and I won't waste your time. There are still three buddies waiting for me to go over and touch them twice. When you go back, just tell your family that you are okay." If you look at me, don't be polite to me! Let me bear all the sins!"

He reached into the pocket of the down jacket, and secretly adjusted the singing voice that had been set to be played in a loop from mute to maximum.

How attractive you are in black stockings, or even marriage can't keep you forever

Perfume smells too much of you, modulation of desire makes me love you genetically

who are you on the bed

who are you under the skirt

in the dark with you...

"Crooked? Didn't my buddy tell you that it will be there soon? Why are you still urging me... Two hundred yuan is not for fun, it's still the old rule of five hundred... Is that [-] a fart, old man Hu I'll pay you back just a few times... What! Why are you playing so hard when Xiao Tiantian isn't here!"

While talking, Yi Chengfeng suddenly turned his face to look at Tu Jiaojiao, with an evil and wild smile, "Sister, if you have time, come and play with us?"

Rabbit Jiaojiao, who was sitting on the chair and her heart trembled wildly due to his shaking legs, heard this question, as if she had witnessed the whole process of a big transformation into a wolf, her psychological defense instantly collapsed, and she froze like a little white rabbit in shock. He jumped up and jumped out of the private room without looking back.

The acting test was successfully passed again. Yi Chengfeng spit out a toothpick and straightened his tongue. He rubbed his leg that was almost broken. Looking at the table full of food without chopsticks, he felt a sense of guilt for wasting food.

When I checked out, I found that there were several dishes as gifts. In fact, Mr. Yan made up for the difference in the minimum consumption price of the private room. Other restaurants can't just take advantage of customers and add it forcibly.

Yi Chengfeng is not really mentally handicapped, even if he was so lucky to have a private room all of a sudden, what the hell is it that he cancels the minimum consumption and gives free vegetables?

That [-]% was also caused by Xiao Yan who asked people to lie down on the clouds and throw them down!

"Excuse me, where is the guest at the table by the window just now? When did you leave?"

After paying the bill and coming out of the private room, Yi Chengfeng found that the table where Yan Yu had just sat was empty, and the explanation that was originally brewing was choked in his throat like cotton wool, making him a little uncomfortable.

"Ask President Yan..."

"That's him, how long has he been gone?"

"Ten or twenty or ten minutes, I didn't pay much attention."

"When I first came in, I saw the unloading truck blocking the barrier-free passage!"

The head waiter bared her teeth, "Don't worry about that, Yan is always our VIP customer, we sent a waiter to take him out."

It's hard to say what the reason is, Yi Chengfeng felt a dull pain in his heart, he didn't even say hello to him just now, Xiaoyan must be sad, what kind of mood did he leave?

Yi Chengfeng chased him out without thinking.