You are not a Chai Chai!
Chapter 8
"It's not like I said, you are so old, you should have a surname."
"What kind of surname do you want? It's boring." Shoushou was impatient, it should be said that he just didn't want to pay attention to this bastard who was just provoked by Zhong Yi.
"Only pets don't have surnames, because they are pets. Look at those evolutionaries, such as Doudou, Huahua, and Baobao. Will you escape from the laboratory in the future? You want to be my evolutionary pet?"
Shoushou was taken aback for a moment, originally determined not to give Zhong Yi a good face, but because of this incident, he was distracted, and his tone suddenly softened:
"so what should I do now?"
"Looking at your IQ, which is below the average level of Shiba Inu, you can at most give yourself a name. As for the surname, I will be a good person once, so your surname is Zhong!" Surname, also provocatively generally stroking the belly of Katsura lighted up to feel the warmth of the light.
At the beginning, Shoushou didn't think it was wrong, but after thinking about it, it seems...a long, long time ago, Tiantian said that his name was Zhong Yi...
His face turned green immediately: "Bastard, why do you want me to take your surname!"
Zhong Yi chuckled, but didn't refute, and let Shushou's paws hit him limply, like punching cotton with a punch, just enough to tickle himself, but Shushou still took pleasure in it: "Who allows you?" Touch my belly? You bastard!..."
That's right, Shoushou did not call Zhong Yi "ugly cub" again, but Zhong Yi added another title of bastard.
Fortunately, the TV programs that Shoushou has watched are also limited, most of which are specially selected by researchers for Shoushou to guide Shoushou's vision and worldview. There are only words like bastard and bastard.
Shoushou didn't stop talking for a quarter of an hour, but the only thing he scolded was those few sentences that were inevitably monotonous. Zhong Yi wanted to keep his ears clean, so he smoothed his hair with Shoushou's favorite hair smoothing method.
Zhong Yi's claws went all the way down from Shushou's head, stopped at the back of the neck, and then returned to the head. Four or five times, Shushou shut his mouth obediently.
After a few more minutes, Shoushou closed his eyes comfortably, lying on the bed with his head resting between the gap between his two front paws, looking indescribably cute.
Zhong Yi smiled, and sure enough, no matter how many pills he took, Shou Shou still had his original habits, such as stubbornness, such as liking to be smoothed.
About ten minutes later, Zhong Yi had vaguely heard the sound of Shoushou snoring. He stopped the movement of his paws. As soon as the paws were retracted, Shoushou suddenly opened his eyes and raised his paws to punch the bell. Yi greeted him a few times, signaling Zhong Yi to continue touching.
Zhong Yi was taken aback for a moment, and Shushou thought that Zhong Yi didn't want to smooth his hair for a moment, and Shushou was a little disappointed and aggrieved, so he whimpered again.
Zhong Yi was helpless, and raised his hand to Shushou's hair again.
Whenever he stopped, Shou Shou would always open his eyes and stare at him resentfully and aggrievedly, blinking his eyes, as if he had suffered great injustice.
The appearance of grievance is Zhong Yi's favorite. He intentionally stopped for a while, and stopped for a while... Once again, when he thought that Shoushou would express his grievances with a humming sound, Shoushou's The snoring continued.
Ha, looks tired.
As soon as he looked up, all the lights in the laboratory were turned off, leaving only the green light of the security door again.
He, Zhong Yi, a big man, has been shunning Mao Mao until midnight?
It's all because Kakari is too good at acting like a baby...
Zhong Yi is fortunate that since the exhibition, he has added the role of Shoushou in his escape plan, so that when he thinks about the escape route, he can't help but think about a safer way to escape because of the existence of Shoushou.
If this strange and coquettish spirit is kept in the laboratory for breeding, it will be a real waste of "dog talent"!
For things like escaping, the first time someone is defenseless, the second time they will be prepared.
So you can only succeed once, and you must not be caught.
Zhong Yi carefully calculated when he should steal the evolutionary agent, when he should eat it with Shoushou, and when he should take Shoushou out of the encirclement.
Fortunately, the monitoring in the laboratory has blind spots. In fact, the full-view monitoring is more widely spread among the stars. Thanks to the small laboratory, the funds are really limited.
When Zhong Yi stayed in the laboratory for the eighth month, he was already nine months old. It stands to reason that he had reached sexual maturity not long ago. Although he has not really entered adulthood, he is indeed in the best time for evolution.
The past few months have been both enjoyable and tormenting for Karai.On the one hand, he enjoys the treatment in the laboratory, on the other hand, he is afraid that one day he will be sent to be a prostitute if he is not ready.
What's even more frightening is that that bastard Tiantian actually grows... taller than him!
Karako doubts his inu birth. Why is the nine-month-old Tada, who belongs to Shiba Inu, almost two heads taller than his fourteen-month-old self?
Could it be that your waist is not straight?
Standing in front of Zhong Yi, Shoushou carefully compared the sizes of the two, and then... Shoushou fell silent.
Why does he have some doubts, Tiantian is not his kind at all?
Zhong Yi noticed something was wrong with Shoushou, and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"
"Hmph, you're not a Shiba Inu at all!" Karako felt that he had been deceived, as if not only his physique, this guy even had a different face shape from himself!
Zhong Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "When did I say that I am a Shiba Inu?"
Kashou was taken aback for a moment, isn't there...?
"I don't care, you're a liar anyway!" Shou Shou turned his head angrily, his stubborn temper broke out again.
Zhong Yi was helpless, how did he discover that the two of them were of different breeds at this juncture?But I have never lied to him, the conscience of heaven and earth, how many people have clearly stated their breeds in the past eight months, it is obviously wishful thinking...
How stubborn Shiba Inu is, Zhong Yi witnessed it with his own eyes for eight months, so he suffered from headaches and didn't dare to mention the matter of the two leaving. He was afraid that if he said one more word, Shoushou would not even take the evolution potion.
He finally found a good opportunity——
Just now, another dog exhibition was held on Shixing. Naturally, there were new tourists and old tourists at the exhibition. The old tourists wandered around and didn’t see any dog breeds worth stopping, so they began to miss the last dog exhibition Encountered a tabby Akita and a Shiba Inu.A few old tourists talked about it a few times, and some new tourists were tempted and asked which evolution laboratory it was.New tourists want to come to visit, and old tourists also want to take a look at it again, so they organize a group to call for consultation.
Tourists have to pay to come in. Professor Ding naturally agreed with joy, and agreed that the laboratory will be open to the public next Saturday.
This is a good time for a lot of people to mix together. Zhong Yi heard that the confirmed number of people is thirty, and there is a gap of nearly a week in the middle. It is not a problem to have more than a dozen people, and it is much easier to mix into the crowd.
Today is already Sunday. As soon as Professor Ding finished answering the phone, Zhong Yi leaned over and rubbed against Professor Ding's calf in shame, imitating the look of hunting and acting like a spoiled child. It is obviously Akita, but he wants to open his voice. …Speaking of this matter will definitely make those cronies of myself laugh to death.
It is common for everyone to see Akita wandering around in the laboratory. Because of his habit, Zhong Yi will not attract their attention wherever he goes.
Taking advantage of the lack of people, he stole six evolutionary agents from the corner of the table, and four of them smashed to the ground.
Those were made by Professor Ding just a week ago, and they are now kept in the hands of a young researcher.
Zhong Yi couldn't care about what was immoral or not, even if the Evolution Pill was considered a little expensive, he still took more without hesitation and crushed it unceremoniously, the number of broken pieces was innumerable.
He kept the remaining two pills in his mouth, as long as he didn't bite or chew them, they wouldn't have any medicinal effect.
There weren't many people in the laboratory, and he couldn't just leave right now, otherwise the missing medicine might be remembered on his own head.
After another half an hour, people came to the laboratory one after another, but no one found the shattered evolution agent under the experimental table.
Until Professor Ding came, he caught a glimpse of his painstaking efforts, trampled on by countless people, and was already broken into pieces, so he immediately blew his beard and stared angrily.
"How do you all do things? You can't even keep the medicine well!"
The face of the young man in charge of the custody turned pale with fright, and he began to cry as soon as he opened his mouth: "Professor, professor... I, I know I made a mistake, and I will never do it again..."
Zhong Yi heard it, and before the young man answered, an older senior behind him reminded in a low voice: "Don't shirk responsibility, or the professor will be even more angry."
This is common sense in the workplace, and it has solved most of Zhong Yi's future troubles.
There is no need to speak simply to beep.
Zhong Yi went to Professor Ding's side, rubbed his head against Professor Ding's pants as if to comfort him, and hummed a few times shamelessly. Sure enough, Professor Ding's expression eased a lot, and he touched his head and said a few words words of relief.
After Zhong Yi became Akita, he received gratitude from humans for the first time. If the professor was not still there, the young man would have rushed to hug him... Then, a series of unpleasant things might happen, such as I was strangled, my throat was blocked, and the pill was accidentally swallowed.
It was almost time for him to return to the cage for his lunch break, and he went back to the cage as he should. After the researcher dropped the latch and left, he breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the already exhausted Shehou, he was more than half relieved.
"what happened?"
Shoushou sensed that something was wrong with Zhong Yi. After all, the bastard would brag non-stop every time he came back. This time it was surprisingly quiet, which was really unusual.
Zhong Yi walked towards Shushou step by step, and Shushou took two steps back in fright.
What was unusual this time was not only that he stopped talking, but that bastard was surprisingly steady?
Could it be that the sky is about to change?
While Shoushou was in shock, Zhong Yi suddenly approached and licked Shoushou's mouth.
"Okay... why are you kissing me?" Kari has nothing to be ashamed of, but he is always curious.
Zhong Yi said in a low and vague voice, "Open your mouth."
"what?"
"I have something important for you."
Hunting: "..." What important things need to be passed on by word of mouth?
"What kind of surname do you want? It's boring." Shoushou was impatient, it should be said that he just didn't want to pay attention to this bastard who was just provoked by Zhong Yi.
"Only pets don't have surnames, because they are pets. Look at those evolutionaries, such as Doudou, Huahua, and Baobao. Will you escape from the laboratory in the future? You want to be my evolutionary pet?"
Shoushou was taken aback for a moment, originally determined not to give Zhong Yi a good face, but because of this incident, he was distracted, and his tone suddenly softened:
"so what should I do now?"
"Looking at your IQ, which is below the average level of Shiba Inu, you can at most give yourself a name. As for the surname, I will be a good person once, so your surname is Zhong!" Surname, also provocatively generally stroking the belly of Katsura lighted up to feel the warmth of the light.
At the beginning, Shoushou didn't think it was wrong, but after thinking about it, it seems...a long, long time ago, Tiantian said that his name was Zhong Yi...
His face turned green immediately: "Bastard, why do you want me to take your surname!"
Zhong Yi chuckled, but didn't refute, and let Shushou's paws hit him limply, like punching cotton with a punch, just enough to tickle himself, but Shushou still took pleasure in it: "Who allows you?" Touch my belly? You bastard!..."
That's right, Shoushou did not call Zhong Yi "ugly cub" again, but Zhong Yi added another title of bastard.
Fortunately, the TV programs that Shoushou has watched are also limited, most of which are specially selected by researchers for Shoushou to guide Shoushou's vision and worldview. There are only words like bastard and bastard.
Shoushou didn't stop talking for a quarter of an hour, but the only thing he scolded was those few sentences that were inevitably monotonous. Zhong Yi wanted to keep his ears clean, so he smoothed his hair with Shoushou's favorite hair smoothing method.
Zhong Yi's claws went all the way down from Shushou's head, stopped at the back of the neck, and then returned to the head. Four or five times, Shushou shut his mouth obediently.
After a few more minutes, Shoushou closed his eyes comfortably, lying on the bed with his head resting between the gap between his two front paws, looking indescribably cute.
Zhong Yi smiled, and sure enough, no matter how many pills he took, Shou Shou still had his original habits, such as stubbornness, such as liking to be smoothed.
About ten minutes later, Zhong Yi had vaguely heard the sound of Shoushou snoring. He stopped the movement of his paws. As soon as the paws were retracted, Shoushou suddenly opened his eyes and raised his paws to punch the bell. Yi greeted him a few times, signaling Zhong Yi to continue touching.
Zhong Yi was taken aback for a moment, and Shushou thought that Zhong Yi didn't want to smooth his hair for a moment, and Shushou was a little disappointed and aggrieved, so he whimpered again.
Zhong Yi was helpless, and raised his hand to Shushou's hair again.
Whenever he stopped, Shou Shou would always open his eyes and stare at him resentfully and aggrievedly, blinking his eyes, as if he had suffered great injustice.
The appearance of grievance is Zhong Yi's favorite. He intentionally stopped for a while, and stopped for a while... Once again, when he thought that Shoushou would express his grievances with a humming sound, Shoushou's The snoring continued.
Ha, looks tired.
As soon as he looked up, all the lights in the laboratory were turned off, leaving only the green light of the security door again.
He, Zhong Yi, a big man, has been shunning Mao Mao until midnight?
It's all because Kakari is too good at acting like a baby...
Zhong Yi is fortunate that since the exhibition, he has added the role of Shoushou in his escape plan, so that when he thinks about the escape route, he can't help but think about a safer way to escape because of the existence of Shoushou.
If this strange and coquettish spirit is kept in the laboratory for breeding, it will be a real waste of "dog talent"!
For things like escaping, the first time someone is defenseless, the second time they will be prepared.
So you can only succeed once, and you must not be caught.
Zhong Yi carefully calculated when he should steal the evolutionary agent, when he should eat it with Shoushou, and when he should take Shoushou out of the encirclement.
Fortunately, the monitoring in the laboratory has blind spots. In fact, the full-view monitoring is more widely spread among the stars. Thanks to the small laboratory, the funds are really limited.
When Zhong Yi stayed in the laboratory for the eighth month, he was already nine months old. It stands to reason that he had reached sexual maturity not long ago. Although he has not really entered adulthood, he is indeed in the best time for evolution.
The past few months have been both enjoyable and tormenting for Karai.On the one hand, he enjoys the treatment in the laboratory, on the other hand, he is afraid that one day he will be sent to be a prostitute if he is not ready.
What's even more frightening is that that bastard Tiantian actually grows... taller than him!
Karako doubts his inu birth. Why is the nine-month-old Tada, who belongs to Shiba Inu, almost two heads taller than his fourteen-month-old self?
Could it be that your waist is not straight?
Standing in front of Zhong Yi, Shoushou carefully compared the sizes of the two, and then... Shoushou fell silent.
Why does he have some doubts, Tiantian is not his kind at all?
Zhong Yi noticed something was wrong with Shoushou, and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"
"Hmph, you're not a Shiba Inu at all!" Karako felt that he had been deceived, as if not only his physique, this guy even had a different face shape from himself!
Zhong Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "When did I say that I am a Shiba Inu?"
Kashou was taken aback for a moment, isn't there...?
"I don't care, you're a liar anyway!" Shou Shou turned his head angrily, his stubborn temper broke out again.
Zhong Yi was helpless, how did he discover that the two of them were of different breeds at this juncture?But I have never lied to him, the conscience of heaven and earth, how many people have clearly stated their breeds in the past eight months, it is obviously wishful thinking...
How stubborn Shiba Inu is, Zhong Yi witnessed it with his own eyes for eight months, so he suffered from headaches and didn't dare to mention the matter of the two leaving. He was afraid that if he said one more word, Shoushou would not even take the evolution potion.
He finally found a good opportunity——
Just now, another dog exhibition was held on Shixing. Naturally, there were new tourists and old tourists at the exhibition. The old tourists wandered around and didn’t see any dog breeds worth stopping, so they began to miss the last dog exhibition Encountered a tabby Akita and a Shiba Inu.A few old tourists talked about it a few times, and some new tourists were tempted and asked which evolution laboratory it was.New tourists want to come to visit, and old tourists also want to take a look at it again, so they organize a group to call for consultation.
Tourists have to pay to come in. Professor Ding naturally agreed with joy, and agreed that the laboratory will be open to the public next Saturday.
This is a good time for a lot of people to mix together. Zhong Yi heard that the confirmed number of people is thirty, and there is a gap of nearly a week in the middle. It is not a problem to have more than a dozen people, and it is much easier to mix into the crowd.
Today is already Sunday. As soon as Professor Ding finished answering the phone, Zhong Yi leaned over and rubbed against Professor Ding's calf in shame, imitating the look of hunting and acting like a spoiled child. It is obviously Akita, but he wants to open his voice. …Speaking of this matter will definitely make those cronies of myself laugh to death.
It is common for everyone to see Akita wandering around in the laboratory. Because of his habit, Zhong Yi will not attract their attention wherever he goes.
Taking advantage of the lack of people, he stole six evolutionary agents from the corner of the table, and four of them smashed to the ground.
Those were made by Professor Ding just a week ago, and they are now kept in the hands of a young researcher.
Zhong Yi couldn't care about what was immoral or not, even if the Evolution Pill was considered a little expensive, he still took more without hesitation and crushed it unceremoniously, the number of broken pieces was innumerable.
He kept the remaining two pills in his mouth, as long as he didn't bite or chew them, they wouldn't have any medicinal effect.
There weren't many people in the laboratory, and he couldn't just leave right now, otherwise the missing medicine might be remembered on his own head.
After another half an hour, people came to the laboratory one after another, but no one found the shattered evolution agent under the experimental table.
Until Professor Ding came, he caught a glimpse of his painstaking efforts, trampled on by countless people, and was already broken into pieces, so he immediately blew his beard and stared angrily.
"How do you all do things? You can't even keep the medicine well!"
The face of the young man in charge of the custody turned pale with fright, and he began to cry as soon as he opened his mouth: "Professor, professor... I, I know I made a mistake, and I will never do it again..."
Zhong Yi heard it, and before the young man answered, an older senior behind him reminded in a low voice: "Don't shirk responsibility, or the professor will be even more angry."
This is common sense in the workplace, and it has solved most of Zhong Yi's future troubles.
There is no need to speak simply to beep.
Zhong Yi went to Professor Ding's side, rubbed his head against Professor Ding's pants as if to comfort him, and hummed a few times shamelessly. Sure enough, Professor Ding's expression eased a lot, and he touched his head and said a few words words of relief.
After Zhong Yi became Akita, he received gratitude from humans for the first time. If the professor was not still there, the young man would have rushed to hug him... Then, a series of unpleasant things might happen, such as I was strangled, my throat was blocked, and the pill was accidentally swallowed.
It was almost time for him to return to the cage for his lunch break, and he went back to the cage as he should. After the researcher dropped the latch and left, he breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the already exhausted Shehou, he was more than half relieved.
"what happened?"
Shoushou sensed that something was wrong with Zhong Yi. After all, the bastard would brag non-stop every time he came back. This time it was surprisingly quiet, which was really unusual.
Zhong Yi walked towards Shushou step by step, and Shushou took two steps back in fright.
What was unusual this time was not only that he stopped talking, but that bastard was surprisingly steady?
Could it be that the sky is about to change?
While Shoushou was in shock, Zhong Yi suddenly approached and licked Shoushou's mouth.
"Okay... why are you kissing me?" Kari has nothing to be ashamed of, but he is always curious.
Zhong Yi said in a low and vague voice, "Open your mouth."
"what?"
"I have something important for you."
Hunting: "..." What important things need to be passed on by word of mouth?
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