You are not a Chai Chai!

Shoushou didn't expect Zhong Yi to be so magnanimous, and immediately felt that it was too much for him to slander him so much.Not only does he take the initiative to show his favor to him now, he sleeps next to him, and even brings him food when he is about to starve to death... What a great kindness!

"Tiantian, don't worry, whoever bullies you in the future, I will bully you back, and whoever dares to treat you badly, I will bite!"

At this time, Shoushou was full and lost the sense of abjection that he had just woken up looking for food. He raised his head proudly and said without shame.

Zhong Yi originally wanted to say a few words in a casual manner, but then an extremely obscene thought came to him, and he smiled maliciously: "Shoushou, you don't have to stand up for me, I just want you to do one thing." Yes, I'll save dinner for you in the future."

Shou Shou's eyes lit up: "What's the matter?"

"You kiss me."

Zhong Yi originally thought that Shoushou would hesitate at least for a while, and the most ideal thing was to show the wronged appearance of being bullied by him. That was the scene he wanted to see the most, and it was also the source of his mischievous tricks.

He was indeed a bit nasty, and he even started to recall the look of hunting with tears in his eyes because of his grievance.

Who would have thought that Shoushou didn't even take a bite, and directly approached Zhong Yi's dog's head, licking from the corner of Zhong Yi's mouth to the sharp teeth inside.

Fortunately, Zhong Yi didn't use his teeth, otherwise Shoushou would have to hold his bleeding tongue and burst into tears.

Not to mention exerting force on the teeth, Zhong Yi didn't react at all.

He was licked by a dog? !

It was enough to lick it, but Shoushou tilted his head to look at Zhong Yi's expression. Seeing Zhong Yi's dazed look, Shoushou muttered: "Could it be that I didn't kiss the right place?"

He looked at Zhong Yi's dog's head, and licked the tip of Zhong Yi's half-raised ear.

Zhong Yi felt his dog's head go numb.

If he hadn't been well-informed, he would have yelled out a long time ago.

But before he had time to call out, the strange feeling overwhelmed his entire consciousness.

Why...why do I feel numb and dizzy after being touched in the ear?

He was just licked by a dog. Hey!

Shouldn't it just be itchy and wet and sticky?

Besides, should ears be such a sensitive place?When he touched Shushou's ears, he obviously didn't feel it at all, it might as well have had a greater reaction than touching Shushou's tail.

Zhong Yi secretly touched his tail again, um... how should I put it, I feel a bit perverted by touching myself.

Shoushou looked at Zhong Yi strangely, a little at a loss: "Could it be that you didn't kiss the right place again? Tiantian, why do you feel that you are in pain?"

Zhong Yi stared blankly at Shoushou.

Now Shoushou started to have a headache, and pondered solemnly: "Could it be that my method of kissing is wrong?"

Seeing that Shoushou was about to stick out the tip of his tongue to attack him again, Zhong Yi blocked Shoushou's head: "Don't, stop licking, I... I'm moulting now!"

It was only then that Shoushou realized that there were indeed a few hairs on his tongue. He pawed and pulled it a few times, but it didn't work, and he didn't really care about such small details.

"Well, you said you asked me to kiss you, but after I kissed you, you said I was licking you..." Kakari thought deeply for a while, "Sure enough, there is something wrong with the way I kissed you."

Zhong Yi began to regret that he was so hotheaded that he let a dog kiss him.

This mother is not a brain disease, what else can it be?

Conscience of heaven and earth, he really only wanted to bully Shoushou, and he had no other messy thoughts at all. He is a human being, and he has no interest in evolving a human, or even a dog!

Zhong Yi shook his paw: "No, don't think about this kind of problem anymore."

Kari is a Shiba Inu, even if it loses most of the canine characteristics, it still retains the stubbornness of the Shiba Inu.

He rested his paws on Zhong Yi's head: "Don't worry, Tiantian, I said I wanted to kiss you, and I would definitely not refuse to kiss you. How about this, you teach me how to kiss... Actually, I always thought that licking is kissing." ..."

Zhong Yi immediately had one head and two big ones.

What a crime!

Why did I provoke a stubborn dog?

I really regret it!

He struggled to get Shoushou to dispel this thought: "There is no need to kiss, licking is kissing. You have already kissed, so of course you don't need to make any more effort."

Seeing what Shoushou wanted to say, Zhong Yi hurriedly said, "You are a trustworthy dog, I know it!"

In Shoushou's impression, kissing is indeed licking. When Zhong Yi said that, he didn't have much doubts, and lay down in the nest to take a nap with peace of mind.

After a while, Shushou fell asleep again, as if what happened in the middle of the night had no ripples in his heart.

Zhong Yi inexplicably began to feel melancholy, to be precise, sad.

After I was kissed... licked by this stupid firewood, I really couldn't calm down.

Probably because Shushou is a dog. If it was a human, he would not have such a strange feeling.

Well, it must be because of racial differences!

He babbled a lot to himself, and he didn't know how long it took before he fell asleep. Suddenly, the door of the laboratory opened, and it was time for the researcher to go to work.

Only then did Zhong Yi realize that he hadn't slept all night.

Having been a tiger-spotted Akita for a long time, he always remembered that he was still a human being. The purpose of entering the laboratory was not to mate with other purebred Akitas, but to become a human again and wait for an opportunity to escape.

Maybe he has a lot of hesitation about Shoushou, but there is one thing that doesn't need to be thought about - he must take Shoushou with him when he leaves.

Regardless of what strange thoughts I have about hunting.He is used to being unrestrained in his life, he will not make decisions that make him uncomfortable, and he does not want to stay in the laboratory. In just ten years of his life, he will only be a stud dog responsible for mating and breeding.

But he already knew that the people here had no intention of letting them evolve, so he had to rely on himself.

But at present, it is impossible to escape in the form of a dog. The high-voltage power grid outside is impossible to get through with the body of a dog, not to mention that he and Shoushou are so eye-catching, and they will be found before they reach the fence.

He has simulated this scenario many times in his head, and it will not be a problem after the two of them evolve into adults, but the problem now is that they will not be evolved at all.

Zhong Yi thought about it all morning, and his brain hurt from thinking about it. Then he looked at Shoushou lying beside him, lying lazily on his back in the nest, winking at him innocently, and even showing his own self to himself. Praise the honorable belly.

Zhong Yi felt itchy, stretched out his paw and scratched Shuhou's stomach.

Shoushou immediately jumped up, squatting buttocks swaying faintly, and glared at Zhong Yi angrily: "Why are you touching my stomach?!"

"Didn't you let me touch it?"

"Nonsense!" Karakura bared his teeth, "Which ear did you hear?"

Zhong Yi gestured to his belly in a funny way: "You showed your belly to me, aren't you inviting me to touch you?"

Shou Shou tilted his head and didn't react for a long time.

"Ah? I... this, is this an invitation...?"

Zhong Yi couldn't help but laugh, you idiot.

"Shoushou, I will leave here in the future, you can go with me too."

Kari frowned: "Why?"

Zhong Yi didn't know whether Shushou was asking why he left, or why Shushou followed him, but he kept laughing: "It's not safe here."

"But the way to escape is not safe." Hunting counted his paws, "First, we can't get out of this door, and second, even if we go out, we can't get through the power grid outside. Rare, it will definitely be spotted by the perverted Shushu!"

"...Do you know what we will be used by the excavators?" Zhong Yi asked mysteriously.

"Didn't you say before that you evolved into a human..."

"It was supposed to be like this, but they changed their plan again." Zhong Yi became serious, and slowed down his breathing even with Hunting, "They want us to be prostitute dogs and go out to whore other dogs."

Kageko turned pale in shock: "Ah!"

The appearance of being obviously bluffed made Zhong Yi laugh secretly.

"Do you know, our purebred male dog drips ten blood, and if you go out to be a prostitute dog, you will definitely have a short lifespan. Originally, you can live for ten years, but you can only live five years if you are a prostitute dog..." Zhong Yi shook his head, "Probably not even five years."

Shoushou was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat, and pulled Zhong Yi's paw tremblingly: "You, when will you escape, I will be with you! I don't want to be a whore dog..."

Zhong Yi smiled triumphantly: "Soon, wait another four or five months."

There are not many purebred dogs in the 31st century, but there are quite a few hybrids. Compared with hybrid dogs, there are more evolved humans than can be counted, and evolved humans are comparable to America ten centuries ago. Mixed breeds abound .

Of course Zhong Yi didn't know what the fate of the dogs used for mating would be, so he talked nonsense in a serious manner, as long as he showed self-confidence, he would not be afraid of hunting or not believing.

Sure enough, Shoushou couldn't see the flaws in his words at all, and believed in himself deeply.

He only hoped that after leaving the laboratory, Shoushou would stop biting himself after knowing that there is no such profession as a prostitute dog in this world.

As a scheming dog, Zhong Yi yelled outside the cage every day, and didn't stop until the researcher took him out for a walk.

After ten days and a half months, the researchers also realized that the tabby Akita has reached the age where he likes to go out. If he stays bored in the laboratory all the time, it will suppress his nature, which is not conducive to its growth.

Because it is a rare species, it is not an exaggeration to assign three or four bodyguards to take it for a walk.

The bodyguards also slipped past other breeds of dogs, but they didn't slip past this rare breed. It was a bit strange to come up. Why didn't this dog have any passion for dogs?Aren't other people's dogs all rampant, and they will be fine if they let go?This tabby is surprisingly quiet, as long as it is pulled on its leash, it will start to walk quietly as it pleases, without running wildly or barking, saying that it is the quietest and gentlemanly dog ​​they have ever seen. Pass.

Zhong Yi listened to several bodyguards discussing his knowledge of dogs, with a hint of disdain in his nose.

Hmph, that's because all you've seen are real dogs, but the uncle is a real human being!

Of course he came out for a walk to survey the terrain, if he ran wild like other dogs, he could see a ghost!

Now that he knew more about the situation outside the laboratory, he began to try to get the researchers to allow him to wander around in the laboratory.For example, as an extremely loyal but hard-to-tame Akita, he took the initiative to hand over needed crutches and documents to Professor Ding.

When Professor Ding was happy, he foolishly thought that it was his charisma that had conquered Akita.

And Akita only listened to Professor Ding's words, which naturally made ordinary researchers in the laboratory dare not point fingers and assign Zhong Yi to "do chores".

Zhong Yi won the favor of Professor Ding by doing odd jobs, so he can move around the laboratory freely, which is much more free than the hunting that sleeps in the cage all day.

To put it bluntly, the people in the laboratory only regarded him as a dog, and never thought that he would have human IQ and thinking, which would make it easier for him to act.

As he estimated, although Professor Ding intends to use him and Shouhou for mating, he has never stopped researching on evolutionary humans.

Evolved humans were initially sent to the laboratory for a few months in the form of pets, and were slowly transformed into humans over the course of several months.

Later, some owners thought the time was too long, and they couldn’t wait for that long. Gradually, some researchers began to shorten the cycle, which gradually changed to two months, one month, 20 days, and even ten days later.

There are also pet owners with a strong desire for exclusivity, and they don't want their pets to be seen by other researchers, so another group of researchers took the lead in creating a convenient and fast evolution method, which is the main evolutionary agent on the market today.

It is said to be an evolutionary agent, but it is actually in the form of a pill. Just take one pill, and the pet's body will undergo changes from the inside out, and the whole process will take seven days.The pet will undergo internal changes in the first five days. On the sixth day, it will give birth to a sound human body, and on the seventh day it will lose its iconic objects such as animal tails and ears.

Each pill has its own number. After taking the evolution agent, the imprint and number of each evolutionary person will appear on the body of each evolutionary person. This is also a headache for Zhong Yi.

The only good news now is probably that he can freely enter and leave the laboratory, and it couldn't be easier to steal a few evolutionary agents.

After Zhong Yi inquired about the news and returned to the cage, Shou Shou was still in a daze lazily.

The bigger the face, the cuter the animals in this world are, except humans.

Shoushou's face is not small, and his eyes are not small. Not only the eyes are the most vivid, but also the ears, which are also Zhong Yi's favorite place.

He jumped into the cage, and after the researcher closed the cage and walked away, he said, "Is your time for letting the air out?"

Zhong Yi frowned: "They let you watch the interstellar legal program today? Or the one in the prison?" That's why I have learned the word "release wind".

Shoushou's eyes were shining brightly: "You all grew up eating dog food, why are you smarter than me and grow faster than me?"

If these words come out of other people's mouths, Zhong Yi believes that there are likely to be some hints of sadness and jealousy in the words.

However, this sentence was said by Shoushou. Just by looking at Shoushou's expression, you can know what this silly dog ​​is thinking.

That's right, Shagou looked at him with bright eyes, and seemed to have some admiration.

"It's a question of talent, because I'm a smarter dog, and most Shiba Inu are not stupid, maybe you are an exception."

Karai immediately became angry.

You bastard, can't you just talk to him properly?

Zhong Yi smiled, how should I put it, he thinks that Shushou is the cutest when he is wronged, and the most beautiful when he is angry, so...he can't help bullying Shushou at all, okay?