[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

When Uchiha mirror went to eat one day, he found that his wife's statue had been graffitied.

Cat whiskers were drawn on the face, and two large red circles were painted on the chest to highlight it.

He also caught the instigator, that brat from Namikaze Minato's family.

The one called Uzumaki Naruto.

"Why can't you draw it? Isn't it more conspicuous to have such a big Oupai mark?"

That brat said loudly there, defending himself: "I drew it so that everyone can see it!"

Jing's eyelids twitched, he didn't say anything, he picked it up and beat his butt.The little Sasuke watched his classmate get hammered by his grandfather, with a pair of dead fish eyes and a face of "you deserve it".

Please, play a prank on his tits, don't die.

The little handsome guy just folded his hands on his chest and watched Naruto screaming, and he didn't seem to extend a helping hand at all, leaving the friendship of classmates behind.

Naruto's screams finally attracted inspections. The two Uchihas saw their seniors hang and beat Naruto, and they understood everything when they looked aside.

"Go and call Orochimaru, right now." Jing was so angry that his brain ached, he tied Naruto and threw him aside.Sasuke went to get a glass of water for his grandfather in a sensible manner, but his grandfather patted his head: "It's better for us, Sasuke, to worry about it."

Of course, Naruto is an idiot after all.

Sasuke was on the side, already able to predict Naruto's future.

A long silent night, a future without dawn.

Sure enough, Orochimaru came out of the meeting and took a breath. Seeing the statue of Shelley, his mind froze. After untying Naruto, he broke a branch and slapped his butt dozens of times.

"Go and find me Namikaze Minato."

Golden Lightning was cooking at home, and found out that his son would be away at some point. He probably knew in his heart that he was going to cause trouble, but he didn't expect such a big trouble at all.

"Take it back and clean it up yourself." Orochimaru waved his hand and asked Namikaze Minato to take his son back, and by the way gave Jing Shun Shun: "Mr. Jing, don't be angry, you go to my place and sit down."

After sitting down, Hatake Sakumo knew about it by the way.He wobbled home and patted his silly son on the shoulder.

"Kakashi, your father is being bullied."

"Huh?!" Kakashi looked terrified: "The fourth generation who has rumors of broken sleeves has finally let himself go. Are you going to rule you?"

"Go to hell, she's daddy's goddess, she's been graffitied." Shuo Mao sighed, "Remember Uzumaki Naruto, if you can deal with him in the future, you must help daddy vent his anger, okay?"

"...Why don't you go by yourself."

"I'm the head of Anbu, it's not good to embarrass the kids, if it spreads out, I'm still a fool." He patted Kakashi on the shoulder: "You are still young, you can still grow up when you are shameless."

Kakashi rolled his eyes, covering his face with a mask.

"remember."

And at this time, Naruto was at home, and was beaten again by his own mother.

"Do you dare to draw graffiti on the statue of my goddess? I have to clean up the house today!"

Xin Jiunai was so angry that if it wasn't for Namikaze Minato hugging her, she would have killed her relatives righteously: "Let's beat him up, Xin Jiunai, after all, he is his own, so we can't kill him!"

"But that's my goddess!" Xin Jiunai said with enthusiasm, "If you can rebel against the Qing emperor and burn the enemy's village with a horizontal bar-tailed beast and win, can you let this little bastard draw circles on her?!"

Naruto shivered, hiding under the bed and not daring to come out.Namikaze Minato tried his best, but finally persuaded his wife not to kill his own son.

But then he answered a phone call from Ji Lai Ye.

"Your son is fine, dare to draw circles on the basilisk." Zilai also sighed: "I can't tell you to kill him, but if you want Xin Jiunai to be beaten to death, you don't want to stop it, is that okay?"

"...good teacher."

It didn't take long for Shizune to know about the turmoil at Namikaze Minato's family. She said something casually to Tsunade, and Grandma Tsunade ordered that fufu-looking child to come up in the medical practice class.

"Let's talk about the defense rules of electric shock today." Tsunade stretched out his finger and poked Naruto on the back: "This is generally the limit of the human body's withstand voltage. Let's take a look at the consequences..."

"Ouch!"

The young Naruto left class covered in bruises, and was called to the office by Mr. Iruka.The teacher kindly asked him about his injuries, and when the tearful Naruto thought Mr. Iruka was the best, he gave him a [-]-word examination.

"You can't do that to Lord Shelley's statue, understand?"

Naruto Uzumaki felt that the world was dark.

He was poor, weak, and helpless.

When he got home, his father, who had been helping him with his homework in the past, could only watch him write the check this time, and told him from time to time that he had made typos.The child who collapsed stayed up until 03:30, and finally finished writing an inspection.

"Let's do it." His father yawned: "I will read it at the flag-raising ceremony next Monday. You should read it twice more, be more fluent, and be sincere, understand?"

"Ehhh? Why?"

"I didn't let you take off the manuscript, it's not bad. Be good." Namikaze Minato touched the moth's head: "Even if you paint the head portraits of the first to fourth generations, you won't have such a serious problem, should I say you It really picked the center of gravity of the problem..."

Naruto blinked, remembering this sentence.

And Naruto's buttocks were so swollen after several beatings that he went to the infirmary to lie on his stomach halfway through the class.Sasuke went shopping after class, laughing at his little friend.

"But it's okay, after all, you can't drown."

"...What do you mean?"

"A big and swollen butt, it can float anywhere." Sasuke raised his shoulders, and twisted viciously before leaving: "Revenge for grandma!"

Naruto groaned, tears streaming down his face.

"I'm at odds with you, Sasuke Uchiha!"

After Sasuke walked away, Sai came in leisurely.He looked at Naruto and comforted him with a smile.

"It's okay, it will be fine soon." The boy who was on the same path as Sasuke, but seemed much more kind than Sasuke said, "Don't be afraid, there are still people who will beat you up."

"Hey hey hey?!" Naruto almost jumped up: "Who else is there?!"

"Danzo-sama." Sai said, "He is very angry, but he thinks that someone has already beaten you, and it would not be good for him to come again, so he wants to wait for you to recover before throwing you into the torture room. I and You said, the torture room in Anbu is not very scary, although you may not be able to survive, but you have to believe that your father will come to save you."

The whirlpool boy's eyes straightened: "Hey..."

"Come on, I'm optimistic about you." Sai said, patted Naruto's shoulder: "Hold on, you can do it."

So when Iruka ran to see Naruto, he found that Naruto had tilted his head and fainted on the bed, foaming at the mouth.

Poor, weak, and helpless.

Iruka saved Naruto for a long time, but the boy grabbed his trousers and said that he didn't want to go to Anbu's torture room.Iruka thought about it for a long time, and finally knocked on the door of Danzo's house, and simply pleaded with Naruto.

As a result, Danzo, who had just returned home from a business trip, froze.

"The kid scribbled on the basilisk statue?"

"Uh……"

Iruka looked at Danzo's black face, sweating all over his body: "You, don't you know...?"

"Now I know." Danzo's face was so gloomy that water could flow out: "You don't have to worry about this matter."

"Ehhh?" Iruka frowned, "Well, Danzo-sama, Naruto is still young..."

"I know, so you don't have to worry about it."

Iruka felt that he seemed to have done something wrong, and Naruto did not come to class the next day.When the third day came, Naruto was completely numb.

"Mr. Iruka, I want to study hard and improve every day." The child's face seeped crystal tears: "Wow Anbe is so scary, QUQ"

Sai lowered his head to do his homework beside him, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth when he heard this sentence.

"Enough is enough, this fool is very fragile."

Sasuke glanced at it: "It's almost time for a beating."

"Hehe." Sai said with a smile.

Naruto felt that the month after he drew the statue of the basilisk was a bit worse than death. He lay on his bed, crying and thinking about what he did wrong.With a final sniff, I decided to never make such a mistake again.

He read his inspection aloud on the playground, thought about it, and finally read aloud the sentence his father told him.

"In the future, I will definitely not make such a mistake again. Next time, I would rather draw graffiti on Hokage's head than on the statue of Lord Shelley."

Iruka spat water on the ground.

Orochimaru rarely attended the student's flag-raising ceremony. Hearing the young boy's angry words, he couldn't help but nodded, and said something softly to the attendant next to him.

"Go and call Namikaze Minato over."

Golden Lightning was working, and was suddenly taken to the office by his uncle, feeling a little dazed.He scratched his head and saw his uncle's small face.

"You raised a good son, Bofeng."

Orochimaru's smile became sinister: "Come on, let me listen to how you usually teach children."

Naruto Uzumaki grew up overnight.

After being beaten up by his own father, he finally learned to shut up.The boy restrained his desire to make trouble, and finally made it to graduation safely.

He had to team up with the obnoxious Uchiha and the violent Haruno Sakura, and ended up getting a solid Millennium Kill for the bell.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The boy rolled all over the ground clutching his butt, and Kakashi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"mission completed."