[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

How long can a name last?

Uchiha mirror does not know, but the word Shelley has always existed in his life.From when he was in his 20s, to a long, long time later.

When he was young, he didn't know how long the Congo would last, and he didn't think about it after retirement, but he thought he should know it before he died.

Ever since the violent one-tail event where the head was pulled off alive, even if the legendary basilisk died, no one would dare to argue with Konoha for at least 20 years in the future - not only because of the snow Lai's remaining prestige is due to the excellent young people who have sprung up like bamboo shoots after Shelley.

Konoha's Sannin, White Shining, Inokacho who has been passed down from generation to generation, Hinata with white eyes, and Uchiha who sees through everything.

When Jing was participating in the village building ceremony, he saw that Zhishui brought his girlfriend to him and patted the shoulder of the adopted grandson when he introduced him, and asked with a smile which family the little girl was from.

"My surname is Chunye." The child said with a smile, "Good morning, Mr. Jing!"

"Morning, I just met your father yesterday." Jing thought for a while: "Is my sister Wild Sakura?"

"Yes, Sakura just punched her desk yesterday, and my father carried it out to repair it."

Miss Haruno said this, but Uchiha's eyelids twitched: "Eh? Sakura is like this too?"

"What do you mean by that?"

Miss Chunye asked a question back, and saw that the well-known Zhishui's throat moved, and he smiled.

"I mean, the family background is really, um... very powerful..."

Looking at the two men, Jing felt that Zhishui was going to be beaten.

So he quietly retreated to the back, and as expected, he heard his screams.

young man.

He went to the conference room with his shoulders in his arms, and happened to run into Sarutobi who had also retired.He was so angry that he put his hips on his hips and scolded his son: "Didn't I tell you to marry Hong earlier? It's been delayed until now, what do other girls think of you? Don't you know that you have to be responsible as a man?"

You also have the face to say that others, didn't you also pay for the fare after getting on the bus first and then paying for the fare?

Jing knocked on the door, and then Yuan Fei saw his old classmate, so he stopped training his son.Asma saw the uncle of the Uchiha family and immediately began to ask for help.

"Uncle Jing, my dad forced the marriage." He immediately began to complain: "He has been under my mother's control for a lifetime. First, he let my elder brother jump into the hole. Now my elder brother wants to trick me into it when he goes in."

Sarutobi's beard was almost crooked: "It's almost thirty and still not married, what do you think about every day? Hong is such a good child, can she just be delayed by you like this?"

"The two of us are happy with each other, what's wrong if we want to talk more about love?" Asma couldn't help complaining back: "There is no war now, so I need to hurry up to have children to replenish my fighting power, and I won't break the law if I get married later. Should I catch it?"

Sarutobi raised his crutches and was about to beat someone up, but Asma moved very coquettishly, and ran away without a second.

"I'm about to have a heart attack." Yuan Fei clutched his chest, "Ah, I'm going to be pissed off by this unfilial son. Tell me, should I beat him to death?"

"The "Ninja Law" was revised a while ago, and you will be legally responsible for disposing of subordinate ninjas at will when not performing missions." Jing Youyou reminded Sarutobi: "That's all I have to say, take good care of yourself."

"...Aren't we close friends? You don't help me now!"

"You are retired, can you bask in the sun and play chess every day, or help Piwa Lake with some work, why worry about it every day." Jing sat down and poured himself a cup of tea: "I saw Orochimaru, people think you are annoying."

"If he thinks I'm annoying, he should settle his own affairs earlier. He's older than Asma and he's not married yet, and he doesn't know what to worry about every day—I'm not as busy as him when I was Hokage? Then It's time to fight."

Yuan Fei complained, Xiaochun and the others also came after a while.Such a group of people sat in the office and chatted, basically talking about the current situation of their juniors.

"I said, where's that guy from Tuan?" Yuan Fei scanned around: "Isn't he still training his own children?"

"Probably, it should end on time at twelve o'clock today."

Jing looked at his watch: "Xin and Sai are said to be good seedlings, and the guy from Tuan said that he should work on it."

"Those two children are only so old." Xiaochun's eyelids twitched: "Is the group too much?"

"Teach them to recognize the map."

Danzo, who came belatedly, changed his blindfold. He was dressed in a black robe with gold trim. Looking from a distance, he felt imposing.He sat next to the mirror and began to mock Yuan Fei.

"It's better to recognize a map than follow the junior's ass every day to force a marriage."

"Hey!" Yuan Fei almost jumped up: "What's wrong with worrying about their lifelong affairs?"

"Oshemaru hid in Anbe two days ago, saying that you always want to give him a blind date." Danzo leaned back in his chair: "I was teaching newcomers at the time, and I saw the Fourth Hokage pretending to come in together to hide. I said Sarutobi, it’s fine if you worry about Asma, let’s stop with Orochimaru.”

"How can this be enough?" Yuan Fei raised his shoulders and said, "Don't worry about the mirror, why don't you let me, the teacher, care about it?"

"If Dashewan has someone he likes, don't force him to go on a blind date."

Jing took a sip of tea again: "To be honest, Orochimaru has taken over the position of Hokage anyway, and you're just urging people to go on blind dates every day, and it doesn't sound good to say it."

Sarutobi: "Doesn't it sound good to be single?"

"It doesn't matter whether this thing sounds good or not, it still depends on fate." Mito stood on the side of Orochimaru this time: "I heard that a little girl named Hongdou has been clinging to Orochimaru every day recently. Didn't she not chase her away? Maybe it will happen. Your blind date, in case something goes wrong in the future, you have to be responsible. Orochimaru’s character is as bad as it sounds, I see what you will do if he resigns.”

Sarutobi lazily accepted everyone's suggestions, sighed and finally stopped his plan of suspending blind dates.Jing drank another cup of tea and chatted with Danzo.

"How about the two brothers, I remember Xin is a soft character, don't scare the child."

Danzo endured it for a long time before he didn't roll his eyes: "He's fine, and now he's starting to think about what to have for breakfast the next day every day. He can also order."

Jing laughed: "Send it to Anbu in the future?"

"It's up to them, go if you like it, and it doesn't matter if you don't like it." Danzang snorted, "When has Anbu ever been short of people?"

That's right.

Since Danzo was young, Anbu has always been full of people. From the previous because of Danzo, to later because of Shelley, and then because he wanted to work in Anbu and contribute to the secret work of the village. There are various reasons. The candidates It has always been Wuyang Wuyang's.Danzo really retired from the Anbu a few years ago. In the past two years, in addition to teaching the children at home, he occasionally went to Anbu to attend classes, and by the way provided some advice on the current major policies of the Anbu.

Now the head of Anbe is Sakumo Hatake, who seems to be doing nothing every day, but Konoha Hakuga's name once became famous in the friction of the country of the wind, and stabbed all the puppets of the puppeteer on the opposite side with a knife.

"This man is really too fast."

This was a very high evaluation from the opponent, but Shuo Mao himself didn't like it very much.

"He's fast. His whole family is fast!"

The head of Anbu squatted on the tree and ate cake while complaining to Jing: "This is not a curse, Mr. Jing."

Mirror didn't know what to say at the time.

In that world, the child was blamed by everyone for giving up the mission because he saved his teammates, and finally committed suicide. The same thing happened in this world, and when discussing how to deal with him, Sarutobi was still in place.At that time, Sandaime wanted to punish him, but Orochimaru was in Anbu at the time, so he poked there and said something directly.

"I think it's fine, give it to me, I like it like this."

Sarutobi almost didn't pass by, but Danzo thought for a while, and nodded in agreement: "The people in our Anbu are relatively elite, and they are all selected one in a million. In the future, we must save people first when we encounter tasks. This child I wanted."

"Do you think they think I don't know that this is a student of the basilisk?" Yuan Fei later complained about this to Jing: "I know! I just wanted to punish him and didn't intend to move him! Everyone looks like me What is it like to eat people!"

Mirror can only smile.

As soon as this incident happened, the direction of criticism against Sakumo Hatake changed almost overnight. Later, many people also changed their minds about the choice between missions and teammates——Anbe’s attitude It's too bright, but after Hatake Sakumo entered Anbu, he was as comfortable as a mouse entering a pile of rice. He followed his senior Orochimaru to have fun every year, and within a few years after Orochimaru took over the fourth generation, he followed Danzo to take over Anbe.

This ending is really different from that world, but Jing still likes it very much.

He thought of someone else again.

Orochimaru became the fourth generation with a slumped face when Sarutobi was almost sloppy, and took over the title of Sarutobi who had many and troublesome things-but he has the aura of being raised by Shelley, especially in the capital. It is always a green light all the way when meeting the little princess.Many of Konoha's previous backlogs were almost all passed under the halo of Orochimaru's face, and in the later stage, they even used legislation to ensure the interests of ninjas.

The promised Ninja World War did not start yet, and Konoha had several people in Churiki, and if they wanted to fight, they would be asking for trouble.With regard to the cultivation of jinjuriki, the Senshou clan turned the foreign renjuriki into their own people, and finally Uzumaki Xin Jiunai was safe when he took over the Kyuubi renjuriki.

Mirror looked at the kid named Uzumaki Naruto and poked his face.

Hope he has a happy childhood this time.

He sighed, and sighed to Danzo: "It's really a blessing to have a child with parents."

"That's not necessarily the case." Danzo rolled his eyes: "That guy Namikaze Minato just went to the emergency room yesterday, and it seems that his ribs were broken by his wife."

"..."

"By the way, Jiraiya's new book has been published again. He sent me a set and sent it to Anbe, which has caused me to have a bad influence now." Danzang said with a wooden face: "I heard that he also sent you a book?"

Uchiha covered his face in pain.

At that time, he just put it on the bookshelf casually. As a result, Uchiha Shisui who came to play brought Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke, and the three children collectively flipped through pornographic books. Sasuke even took the book and asked him what he meant. .

I just lost my old face.

"I'm going to beat him up and put on a sack." Danzang asked, "Partnership?"

"Then..." Jingben was still hesitating, but thinking of the embarrassing scene at that time, he immediately joined in: "Bring me one."

Jiraiya was later beaten up by three teachers together. When he asked the reason with a bruised nose and swollen face, Kagami and Danzo didn't say anything, only Sarutobi scolded this traitor why he didn't publish a book for him.

"I sent it!" Ji Lai also argued: "But...the teacher's wife must have signed for it, right?"

Sarutobi's eyelids twitched wildly, and it is said that he was beaten again after returning home.

Later, Orochimaru came to see him once, and by the way complained that the recent domestic violence injuries in the hospital were almost more injured than the missions.

"I think Konoha is hopeless." Orochimaru looked at the ceiling blankly, "Mr. Jing, life is so boring."

There are no strong enemies outside Konoha, and there is no danger inside...

The matter of Uchiha was almost resolved when the mirror was about to retire. With his unremitting efforts, intermarriage of the Uchiha family has become a very common situation-although some people still marry within the clan, but everyone It's also because they like each other.

"I now feel that inbreeding is almost like a curse."

Shisui once complained: "But Master Danzo said that it seemed to be quite common when he was young?"

"Well, that's right." Jing cleaned out the bookcases to make sure they were all normal reading materials: "At that time, no one dared to resist except Grandpa and me."

"Grandpa, how much nobody wants you..."

"I was very popular at that time, kid." Jing leaned on the sofa and found a book to read: "But it took a lot of effort to chase Shelley."

"Eh? Please gossip." The young man helped him clean the room and was washing the dishes at the moment: "Isn't Lord Shelley very good-looking? Is he more beautiful than the sister in the mountain family?"

"Now the little girls are picked out, and at that time, there is no one who can fight Shelley."

Jing said: "You guys are all young, and you have never seen a fairy before."

"So grandpa, you were blinded by beauty, and even rebelled against the family?"

"Watch your words." Jing said, "I will beat you."

Occasionally, he would tell Shisui about the past, even including how the current fourth generation loved to act like a baby when he was a child.Shisui's expression was quite indescribable, and he couldn't even talk all night when he saw Orochimaru bringing vegetables over for dinner.

"Who would have thought that the fourth generation who is tired of seeing everything would want to sleep with Lord Shelley in his arms?"

Once, Shisui was gossiping with his teammates, and was caught by Dashemaru who came to inspect. In the end, Dashemaru took off his pants and spanked his buttocks 20 times, and then hung upside down on a tree to show the public.

"It's too vicious!" Zhi Shui was about to lose all face afterwards: "Grandpa, I am at least, I am also a well-known beautiful boy!"

"Beautiful boy? Look at that nose of yours." Mirror didn't lift his eyelids: "Our Uchiha family doesn't produce beautiful boys with bulbous noses."

Zhishui was almost heartbroken by his grandfather.

The days are almost so happily passed, and sometimes even the mirror feels that it goes smoothly like a dream.Orochimaru ran over one day and said that he was tired and wanted to find someone to take over, and asked who would be more suitable.

Mirror thought about it, and gave the candidate: "What do you think of Namikaze Minato?"

"That idiot who is the same as Jiraiya?" Orochimaru's eyes flashed: "Yes, it seems that he is quite easy to deceive!"

No, Orochimaru, I didn't mean that.

But after Orochimaru asked enthusiastically, he was rejected by Namikaze Minato.

"Well, our children are still quite troublesome. Xin Jiunai has a bad temper. If I'm not at home often, I'm afraid that their mother and child will have too many conflicts and they may die..."

"It's hard to fool even a fool these days."

When Orochimaru ran to drink tea, he said, "Teacher, life is really boring."

"I'm an old man who hasn't said that yet."

Mirror wanted to unlock Orochimaru, but found that this guy didn't need to unlock it at all, and was eagerly looking for who could take over Hokage's pot.Among them, Tsunade had a divorce once, and later remarried.The children of Hatake Sakumo's family have entered a rebellious period, and seem to be involved in a love triangle with Uchiha Obito.

After hearing the gossip, Jing took a look and felt that if she was that girl, she would also like the children of Hatake's family.

After all, the difference in appearance value is really too big.

"Six people will marry in this year. I will send you the invitation first this time." Uchiha Fugaku is now the patriarch, and he is very busy every day.The children in his family often run to the mirror, and the younger one always wants to listen to stories, so Fuyue can only often come to pick up the children to thank and apologize.When I came to pick up people today, this young and vigorous man coughed and reported to the mirror: "Itachi has also gone to Anbu now, and was directly drawn into Shisui's hands. I was wondering if we should separate them so that everyone Isn't it easy to go in the direction of Baotuan...?"

"Sakumo told me about this, and I suggested it." Jing told him his own considerations: "Itachi just entered Anbu, and there are some places where he can't keep up. Shisui can take him more, and Shisui is also a Uchiha, and knows how to maximize the advantages of Sharingan. Wait until Itachi can lead people, and then separate."

Fu Yue thought for a while, then nodded with a smile: "You're right, I've overthought."

Jing thought, this is probably the best future he thinks.

The village building celebration has already begun, and a group of retired old men have been invited to the auditorium.Kagami sat there and looked around, and found that there were two small groups on the side of Hinata's house, standing behind the head of the branch family.The little girl kept holding the hand of the little brother who took the lead, and bit her lip aggrieved after being pushed away twice by the little brother.But after a while, the little brother signed it again.

"Isn't that Hinata?" Yuan Fei also saw it: "I heard that their cousins ​​have a good relationship."

"If I had such a lovely sister, I would definitely have a good relationship with her."

Orochimaru came to see the teacher and the others, he was so annoyed by the complicated affairs, his eyes turned blue.After saluting to the teachers, he went back, and within a few minutes, he began to speak at the ceremony.

Starting from the establishment of Konoha, I would like to thank all the predecessors who created history, including the heroes with outstanding battles - Shelley's name is impressively listed, and it is only ranked after the first generation and the second generation.After the speech, apart from sending someone from the capital to say something, the celebration began.

The eldest daughter of the little princess also came here to unveil the statue of Shelley.

Looking at the lifelike statue, Jing took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

Really like ah.

The statue of Shelley was placed at a fork in the road near the office, with a bench next to it, and a few steps away was the stall of Yile Ramen.Jing Hou occasionally had a meal on the bench, and by the way, took a rest there for a while when he was practicing with Sasuke, telling stories about the past and so on.

The little boy straightened his legs: "So Grandpa Jing only liked Lord Shelley in the end, right?"

"That's right." Jing said, "That's the only person. Grandpa Yuan Fei was very annoying back then, and he always gave him blind dates. In the end, I couldn't bear it and beat him up before it ended."

Sasuke nodded: "Oh... I really envy Grandpa."

"Ok?"

"I only liked one person, so I must have liked it very much." Sasuke jumped off the chair and drew a huge circle: "There is such a liking. I also want to find a girl that I can like for a lifetime in the future."

Looking at the kid, Jing nodded.

"Then you have to work hard... How about that Haruno Sakura?"

"I don't like it, she's very violent."

"Eh……"

"I like cheerful young ladies, and the young ladies from the Yamanaka family are very pretty."

"Doesn't she like Sai? She's been going to Danzo's house every day recently."

Sasuke froze in place, and after two seconds, tears suddenly ran out.

"Wow don't QUQ"

Kagami's temples started to twitch again, but he pressed it, and took Sasuke's hand to change the direction: "Then let's go to Grandpa Danzo's house to find Miss Yamanaka today, shall we?"

He took Sasuke with him, had a headache while walking, and suddenly laughed.

Shelley, that's all very well, isn't it?