LIE+TO+ME

"Then why aren't you jealous when you touch me?"

"Because you haven't even grown your hair yet, you little brat."

"Who said I didn't?" Lu Nan said angrily.

Yu Bei was taken aback again: "You already have it at such a young age?"

Lu Nan pointed to his head and said, "Am I bald?"

Yu Bei almost died laughing. "Then you are quite thick..."

Lu Nan looked at his laughing uncle with pity.He said: "Just kidding, you really believe it. When I grow up, that thing may be bigger than you."

Yu Bei almost plucked Lu Nan's hair bald.

Damn, this little brat is crazy about himself.

Another time, Lu Nan said to Yu Bei deeply, "Uncle, I need your help."

"Little boy, what's the matter?"

"I need your hero to save the beauty."

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"There are a few idiots who keep throwing away my homework. I don't think I can let them go any further."

Yu Bei said, "You didn't report it to the teachers and parents?"

"Reflected, there is a use for it." Lu Nan said, "Can you help?"

"Of course I helped." Yu Bei hurriedly said, "Shall I teach them a lesson for you?"

"Oh, this one. As long as you help me watch out when I hit someone."

Yu Bei suddenly felt that his blood was being extinguished head-on.Originally, he was ready to defend his nephew to the death and eliminate bullying on campus.As a result, people told him that he just had to take a look.

For several days in a row, Lu Nan separated several people and blocked them in the small road, beat them violently, and beat those children into a circle.Lu Nan kicked and said, "I'll tell you to be crazy again."

Yu Bei, who was watching the wind not far away, thought to himself, who is crazy?

Once someone came over, Yu Bei led Lu Nanfeng to shout, and disappeared like a gust of wind.

Yu Bei said, "Little brat, you beat me too hard."

Lu Nan Dayi said awe-inspiringly: "Compared to the bad things they have done, I am doing harm for the people."

"What else did they do wrong?"

"They threw my schoolbag into the trash can and tore up my homework. They also cut girls' hair and kept spitting."

"It's time to fight." Yu Bei said, "Why are they bothering you?"

"Oh, there is no way, who told me to be a cowhide?" Lu Nan said in a low tone, "A tree is beautiful in the forest, but the wind will destroy it."

Yu Bei thought, he scored [-] points in the math test, which is really stupid.

But after Yu Bei asked, he found out that the paper had a perfect score of [-], which is considered difficult for elementary school Mathematical Olympiads.But fifteen points is indeed the bottom of the class...

There are so many glorious deeds of Lu Nan, when 16-year-old Lu Nan said to 25-year-old Yu Bei one day, "Uncle, I seem to like you", Yu Bei's first reaction was not to mess with him He said cursingly, "My uncle has spoiled you since childhood, and you only seem to like it?", but the alarm bells in his heart rang out, and he responded with all his energy, lest his nephew would do something wrong.

Yu Bei glanced at Lu Nan, this little brat has grown up like crazy recently.He went home on vacation from college, Lu Nan's height changed every time compared to last time.The baby fat on his face was gone, and his whole body looked a little thin because of the stretch marks.

Yu Bei said, "My dear nephew, you'd better explain this problem."

"I don't think there's any problem." Lu Nan lowered his eyelids and rubbed his index finger once and for all, "I just want to tell you that I have some thoughts about you."

Yu Bei didn't know what was going on in his mind, but the thought of "as expected" popped up.As soon as this idea came to his head, he panicked.

"Little friend, your idea is very dangerous."

"It's okay. Neither of us has the function of pregnancy, so it's not dangerous."

Yu Bei has a new understanding of his nephew's level of cowhide.Homosexuality plus promiscuity, isn't it dangerous enough? !

"That's not the point." Yu Bei frowned, "What are you thinking about every day, you little brat. Don't miss your uncle, it's impossible for us."

"Uncle, why are you so sure of yourself?"

"...Why, you still want to seduce? Your uncle is very determined."

"Think too much."

Yu Bei immediately breathed a sigh of relief.Before Yu Bei could put his hanging heart back to its original position, Lu Nan added in a demonic way: "If it's useful, I'll consider it."

"I'll beat you up now, will you turn your back on it?"

"probably not."

Lu Nan said again: "If you really want to fight, I have no objection."

So Yu Bei unceremoniously pushed Lu Nan to the ground and beat him up.

Lu Nan didn't fight back at all.I just feel like my body is going to be a lot greener.

Another incident happened when Lu Nan was 16 years old.

Under the powerful blind date offensive from his elders, Yu Bei finally surrendered, asking if it's okay for me to go.Immediately afterwards, the seven aunts and eight aunts at the same table expressed their opinions separately, discussing what kind of girlfriend Yu Bei should find.

Lu Nan was furious when he heard that, he threw his chopsticks on the table, and said coldly, "Are you looking for a girlfriend or are you looking for an animal?"

He left before finishing his meal.

Lu Nan's mother said: "Leave him alone, he will come to eat when he is hungry."

Another elder said: "Your family, Lu Nan, has quite a temper. Could it be the rebellious period?"

Yu Bei thought, you guys are overthinking, this kid has been crazy since childhood.If he heard it, he would probably say "I betrayed your mother" directly.