LIE+TO+ME

LieTome

This is a story about how one can walk along the river without getting his shoes wet.

And one of the protagonists of this article not only got his shoes wet, but his whole body fell into the river.

So when he was picked up, he was as delirious as a swollen fish ball.

He said, I want to go down and cook again.

As Lu Nan's uncle, Yu Bei is only nine years older than his nephew.Barely still an age difference that can be called a brother.

This age difference has different manifestations at different stages.

While Lu Nan was sleeping in the cradle and sleeping in the dark, a few elementary school students in Yu Bei were staying up late to do their homework with bitter hatred.

When Lu Nan finally puts on his schoolbag and goes to elementary school happily, Yu Bei is about to enter a life in high school that is not at all exciting.

Lu Nan held a crumpled test paper and asked Yu Bei to sign it.Yu Bei was amused when he saw the bright red "15" on Lu Nan's math paper, and said, "Little brat, why are you so stupid."

Lu Nan said calmly: "New record, I'm afraid my mother will be too surprised. You signed it for me."

Yu Bei picked up his pen and wrote down his name in a fluttering motion, saying, "That's it."

Lu Nan took out a toffee from his pocket and put it on Yu Bei's desk, saying, "Keep it secret."

Yu Bei slapped Lu Nan on the buttocks, and said, "It's terrible, I even know how to bribe your uncle."

Lu Nan said, "Do you want to eat or not?"

"Eat, eat, eat."

Yu Bei peeled off the candy wrapper, and threw the toffee into his mouth, a rich milky taste lingered on the tip of his tongue.He pinched Lu Nan's face with baby fat, and said, "Do you want to accompany your uncle to do homework?"

"Don't lie to me to copy English for you."

Lu Nan was extremely vigilant.Last time, Lu Nan copied most of the set of English test papers for Yu Bei. In exchange, Yu Bei asked Lu Nan to rub a pickled pepper bullfrog.

"How can you think of your uncle so much?"

Yu Bei took out a piece of basic Chinese training, and took out a small Xinhua dictionary, and said, "Uncle treats you to something to eat when it's done."

"What to eat?"

"Do you want to eat KFC?"

Lu Nan excitedly said: "Eat! I want to eat cod sticks, egg tarts and New Orleans grilled wings."

It was a time when Cod Fish Stick was still alive in KFC, and Yu Bei once again lured Lu Nan to do his homework for him.Later, Lu Nan grew longer and more crooked, which was largely due to his uncle's injustice.

Lying is a talent.Yu Bei felt that his nephew was really talented in this area.Even though he played games all afternoon, he still said without changing his face that he had studied all afternoon, was so tired that his hair fell out, and wanted to go out to watch a movie at night.

So Yu Bei was assigned to escort Lu Nan out. Who told Yu Bei to be moldy at home after the college entrance examination?Yu Bei said, "Why is it always my misfortune?"

Lu Nan retorted: "You have to look at this matter dialectically."

"Tell me about the dialectics."

Yu Bei wanted to laugh a little, he held Lu Nan's hand to prevent him from being swept away by the crowd.

"Anyway, you can only play games when you stay at home, and you have to be controlled. Why don't you go to the vast world with me to enjoy the two-person world."

"The world of two is not used like this."

"Never mind him, as long as you understand."

Lu Nan said freely: "Those who achieve great things don't care about small things."

It is estimated that this is another new word he learned from some text.Yu Bei knows that Lu Nan reads a lot of books, and he always likes to "use what he has learned".Sometimes he almost forgot that his nephew was still a schoolboy.

Yu Bei asked, "What movie do you want to watch?"

Lu Nan said: "You pay me to buy the ticket, and I can watch anything."

"Then what if you don't understand?"

Lu Nan said in disbelief: "Uncle, do you have any misunderstanding about my intelligence?"

Hearing this, Yu Bei felt that Lu Nan was doubting his intelligence.Most of my nephews have become fine.Yu Bei was not without emotion.

"Yu Bei, are you going to watch the movie too?"

A student couple holding popcorn greeted Yu Bei.

What is called you, obviously should use "you".Lu Nan is depressed, children don't have human rights?

"Take my nephew out to play."

The girl among them was surprised again, "Is your nephew so big?" She came over again and said, "The kid is so cute." She reached out to touch Lu Nan's round face.

Lu Nan took a small step back very shamelessly, with a cool expression, like a hedgehog.

Yu Bei said: "The kid has a bad temper. You can only watch but not touch."

When they walked away, Lu Nan said dissatisfiedly, "What's wrong with my temper?"

"I'm not helping you smooth things over."

Yu Bei rubbed the tip of his nose, thinking to himself, maybe a child with a good temper would never ask such a question.

"No, you're just stepping down that sister."

"You know how to save face for her?" Yu Bei asked in surprise.

"I don't know her well. Why doesn't she touch you?"

Yu Bei was speechless, "If she wants to touch me, her boyfriend will be jealous."