hell feng shui department

Lu Wangzhi and Zhuang Sui went to the bathroom door to take a look and found someone inside.

"Did you come here by car?" Zhuang Sui asked.

"Yes, it's parked outside this building."

Zhuang casually said: "Then let's go to the car. Although this child was conjured by a little otter, it is a girl after all. It is too strange to enter the men's toilet."

Lu Wangzhi thinks about it too. He has seen women take their sons into the women's bathroom, but not the other way around: "Then let's go."

Lu Wang knew that he was driving an SUV, the back seat was spacious enough, and the little otter refused to let go of Zhuang Sui's collar, so they got in like Siamese twins.

Zhuang Sui quickly unbuttoned his clothes and took off the shackles of the little otter. He took out the shirt in the bag and was about to put it on when he felt a chill on his chest, as if a line of sight was between the two points on his chest. linger.Turning around, Lu Wangzhi just raised his hand to cover the little otter's eyes, and softly scolded, "Don't look at it, children!"

Zhuang Sui: "..."

He stared at the little finger in the little otter's mouth with some hesitation, and said hesitantly, "This...she wants to eat, right?"

Lu Wangzhi was taken aback: "Then what are you going to feed? Are you using talisman paper to turn fish out to feed her?"

Zhuang Sui put down his shirt and went up to pull Lu Wangzhi's hand away, and made a mouth-opening gesture to the little otter, and the little otter really followed suit and opened his mouth.

Zhuang Sui looked inside, shook his head and said, "Without teeth, you can't eat fish."

"..." Lu Wangzhi said, "Then what should I eat? Should I raise it according to the standards of human babies? What should a baby of this size eat? Breast milk?" Shangzhuang followed the chest muscles that were close at hand, and the little otter, who had no cover, also looked there.

"..." Zhuang Sui gritted his teeth and said, "I don't have such a thing."

Lu Wangzhi is as good as others: "Me neither."

"It's also the first time I've encountered a situation where an evil-suppressing beast transforms into a human. I'll have to ask acquaintances later...ah!" Zhuang Sui let out a gasp as he spoke, and the two lowered their heads at the same time, seeing the little otter abandon He picked up the clothes that Zhuang Sui had taken off, stretched out his small claws and pinched Zhuang Sui's right chest a little.

Lu Wangzhi: "!!"

Zhuang Sui: "Let go!!"

The two of them went to break off the little otter's fingers at the same time, and found that the little boy was a big kid. After all, he was not of normal human blood. The strength of his small hands was astonishing. They were afraid that their hands would hurt her if they were too heavy. down.

Looking at Zhuang Sui's point again, he turned a little red.

Zhuang Sui touched the victim's chest, shaking his hands in pain: "My God, this child is about to rebel, right? He has learned the rebellious period since he was five or six months old."

Lu Wangzhi: "... who told you not to put on your clothes quickly."

He stared at the red and swollen spot for a few times, and couldn't help laughing. The corners of his mouth curled up suspiciously. Zhuang Sui saw him, and while putting on his new shirt, he pretended to be angry and said, "Still laughing, is it so funny?" ?”

Lu Wangzhi burst out laughing, but Zhuang rushed over without laughing twice, squeezing him with his baby between the car door and the corner of the back seat.

The car body shook because of Zhuang Sui's pounce, Lu Wangzhi's laughter stopped abruptly, and Zhuang Sui kissed him a few times as if venting his anger. Pinching the muscles in Zhuang Sui's waist: "...the pressure is on...the child!"

Zhuang Sui was actually careful not to crush the little otter, but he clicked his tongue and backed away a little.

"Do you still want to go in and continue the activity inside?" Lu Wangzhi asked after taking a few breaths.

Zhuang Sui lowered his head and tucked the hem of his clothes into his trousers, thought for a while and said, "I won't go in, I'll just tell Director Chen, in fact, I have already demonstrated all the steps of the method just now, let's go back and study the matter of the little otter Bar."

"Alright." Lu Wangzhi nodded, and reached out to signal Zhuang Sui to hold the little otter: "I'll drive, you can hold her."

Zhuang Sui picked up the child naturally. They got off the back seat and prepared to transfer to the front seat. When they opened the car door, no one noticed that the little otter looked up at the decorative pool not far away, and heard her babbling. With a sound, he stretched out his two fleshy arms and waved them, almost hitting Zhuang Sui in the face.

Zhuang Suisheng looked down at her relentlessly, and was about to pretend to speak harshly to her, but before he could speak, he heard Lu Wangzhi shout anxiously: "Zhuang Sui is on the right!"

Almost at the moment when his voice sounded, a burst of water vapor came from the right, Zhuang Sui caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye, and raised his hand to release his spiritual power. The golden light quickly formed a barrier, blocking the pool of water falling from the sky.

The little otter didn't get any water, so he was upset and started crying.

Lu Wangzhi and Zhuang Sui looked at each other in shock.

Lu Wang knew: "She did it just now?" The little otter's strength grew so fast?

"Does she want to drink water?" Zhuang Sui really couldn't understand the human baby's birdsong, and couldn't turn her back into a baby otter, so he could only frown and guess.

"There is mineral water in the car." Lu Wangzhi raised his head and opened the driver's door to signal Zhuang Sui to get in the car quickly.

Zhuang Sui also opened the co-pilot's door and went up. The two fumbled around and finally found an unopened bottle of mineral water in the storage box. After Zhuang Sui unscrewed the bottle cap, the little otter waved his hand, and the water poured into the water. Floating away on her face.

But before they could be happy, they saw that the little otter didn't open his mouth at all, and the mineral water splashed all over her head and face. She was very happy, giggling, waving her hands vigorously, leaving half a bottle of water under her command It sprayed all over his body, and even hurt Zhuang Sui, making his new shirt wet again.

Zhuang Sui: "..."

Lu Wangzhi froze for two or three seconds.

Zhuang Sui raised his hand and lowered the car window, and flung the little otter's butt as a gesture: "It's better not to be such a naughty kid."

Little Otter: "Wow——"

Lu Wangzhi: "..." He couldn't hold back after holding back for a few seconds, and burst out laughing.

Of course it's impossible not to. Zhuang Sui still hugged the little otter when he was full, and didn't bother to take care of his clothes. He turned his head and looked at Lu Wangzhi who couldn't stop laughing like a warning.

**

"My lord, I have helped you understand. Although it is rare to see evil beasts transforming into humans, it is not without precedent. The emperor remembered a person who is familiar with this situation and has already contacted you." There was a gloomy sound from the ghost messenger in the living room. the sound of.

Zhuang Sui was standing in the living room. He was shirtless and even rolled up his trousers. Ever since he entered the house, the little otter would do anything whenever he saw a little water. Now let alone himself, the whole living room was wet. , just like being flooded.

Zhuang Sui held the little otter in one hand, and pressed his temple with the other hand: "Okay, where is the acquaintance you mentioned? I'll go find him now."

Lu Wangzhi has already gone to hide all the water-related things at home, and even closed the water gate when he went out. If he doesn't try to solve the problem, they don't need to live in this house.

The ghost messenger hurriedly said: "No need, that adult will use his phantom body to find you, and he will arrive soon."

Zhuang Sui breathed a sigh of relief, and after a while, he saw a shadow appearing in the living room. Lu Wangzhi walked out after hearing the sound, and saw that the shadow first slowly condensed into the shape of a bird, and finally he folded his wings and turned into a tall figure. one person.

It was a beautiful woman, but her expression was serious, and her appearance reminded Lu Wangzhi of the dean of the school.

Zhuang Sui was taken aback for a moment, and said somewhat uncertainly, "Are you... Xuannv?"

The visitor nodded and greeted Zhuang Sui, his eyes fell on the little otter, and his eyes were a little gentler than when he looked at Zhuang Sui and the others: "Is it because she has changed?"

Only then did Lu Wangzhi know that the person who came was Jiutian Xuannv.She came over to look at the little otter, and asked, "Where does she usually guard? Does she look unusual recently?"

Lu Wangzhi said one by one, and Xuannv nodded: "I have heard about what happened before your central axis, probably because of the ups and downs of luck, which caused her to instinctively perceive the crisis and force herself to grow up, but because she was young, she didn't If you know how to control power, if you use it too much, you will turn into a human body. In fact, it doesn't matter, as long as you learn to control it."

Zhuang Sui and Lu Wangzhi looked at each other: "Then is it normal for her to control the water carelessly now?"

Xuannv looked at the miserable state of the living room and the owner, and said: "She is a water-type spirit, so she naturally likes water. It's actually counterproductive if you don't let her touch the water. It's better to just throw her into the water, and she will naturally be able to play with it enough." Quiet."

Both of them heaved a sigh of relief, and Zhuang Sui asked curiously, "Then is her appearance fixed when she transforms into a human? Why does she look like me and him?"

Xuannv glanced at him, then turned to look at Lu Wangzhi, and said if she had realized something: "Who watched her birth?"

Zhuang Suidao: "It's me." The few buildings on the central axis that need to suppress the evil beasts are the spirit bodies that he personally attracted, so he was the one who watched the "birth" of the little otter.

Xuannv asked again: "Then who does she usually cling to the most?"

Lu Wangzhi hesitated for a moment: "It should be me."

Xuannv nodded and said: "That's it. She must choose the person she likes to change. One of you is the person who watched her be born, and the other is the person she likes. She is almost your child."

Lu Wangzhi almost staggered when he heard that, almost frightened by the phrase "your children".He looked at the little otter with a complicated expression, and then turned his head to look at Zhuang Sui, feeling very happy again for some reason.

The two asked Xuannv some details before saying goodbye to her.

Xuannv gave them a leaflet before leaving, and continued in the tone of the teaching director: "If you really don't know how to take care of your children, you can send them to our Lingbao Kindergarten. Now the new registration price is [-]% off. There will be no such discount in a month, and the garden is full of children sent by various spirit beasts and spirits, and the teachers are experienced, and they will ensure that the children will be fat and smart."

Zhuang Sui looked down at the price on the flyer, and almost vomited blood: "Is this a monthly price?... It's almost worth half a month's salary." Why not grab it? !

He declined Xuannv politely, and after sending her away, he saw Lu Wangzhi go to open the water gate, and then went into the bathroom next to the living room, so he followed in with the little otter in his arms.

Lu Wangzhi filled the bathtub with water, but before it was full, the little otter became overly excited and struggled to jump from Zhuang Sui's arms to the bathtub. Zhuang Sui had no choice but to hold her waist and put her into the bathtub, hesitating whether to let go. Seeing the chubby little baby kick his legs, swim out of his hand nimbly, and rolled in the bathtub instantly.

The two looked at the side of the bathtub for a while, and found that what Xuannv said was true. Although the little otter has become a human, she really likes water. She can swim faster than fish in the water, so there is no need to worry about her drowning. .

After watching for a while to confirm that there would be no problem, Lu Wangzhi felt relieved, and the two played with the little otter for a while. Lu Wangzhi got up when the little otter was tired from playing, but his feet were numb after squatting for too long, and the ground was very slippery. , he didn't stand still for a while and bumped to the side, and was caught by Zhuang Sui,

The latter didn't let go, and leaned on him and said in a tired tone, "Oh my god, it's so tiring to take care of the bear, she scared half of my life."

Lu Wangzhi started to giggle, and after a few laughs, he suddenly sneezed. Zhuang Sui saw that he was also soaked, and hurriedly said, "Hurry up and take a shower and change clothes, don't catch a cold."

Lu Wangzhi nodded and was about to get up from him, but was held back by Zhuang Sui. The man's wrist was around his waist, which seemed a little tense for some reason.

Zhuang Sui said in a low voice, "Hey, you've crushed me..."

Lu Wangzhi was stunned for a few seconds before he realized that the wet clothes were too close to his body, and he felt a heat source different from Zhuang Sui's arm skin pressing on his tailbone whenever he moved casually.

He cursed in a low voice, his ears turned red first, and his speech became awkward: "Why... at this time..."

He swallowed the word "in heat", and he looked back at the bathtub with a guilty conscience, and found that the little otter had fallen asleep at some point, with his face sticking out of the water, floating in the water.

Zhuang Sui also turned his head to look, and his heart was greatly encouraged by the sight, but he was not irrational. He raised his hand and threw a golden bubble on the little otter to prevent the baby from having an accident, and then pulled it between the bathtub and the shower. He whispered in Lu Wangzhi's ear: "Don't go out, wash here."

Lu Wangzhi didn't look back, and didn't say if he wanted to, but his neck was red, Zhuang couldn't help teasing him and said, "What are you thinking, just take a quick bath, the child is still here."

He didn't even believe it himself after he finished speaking, but then he thought about Lu Wangzhi's thin skin. Although there was a curtain behind him, there was still a little otter next to him, so he retreated to the next best thing and said: "Why don't you go to my room? a bath..."

But he didn't have time to finish his words this time, and the shower head above his head sprinkled water with a swish, drenching the two of them all over.

After turning on the switch, Lu Wangzhi turned to look at Zhuang Sui, and said viciously, "Just keep pretending." He roughly undid Zhuang Sui's clothes while speaking, and threw them on the clothes rack after taking them off.

Zhuang Sui's eyes moved with enthusiasm, and he also went to untie Lu Wangzhi's clothes, but Lu Wangzhi's movements stopped at this moment.Zhuang Sui raised his eyes in doubt, and found that Lu Wangzhi's gaze fell on his right chest, so he looked down, and saw that the part that had been pulled by the little otter was still a little red and swollen, which was indeed a bit horrible compared with other skin, so his brain twitched , couldn't help but shamelessly said: "Hey, I'm still hurting, why don't you rub it? It will be healed by rubbing it."

He just teased it sincerely, to the effect of "Oh, I fell down, and I need a handsome guy to hug me to get up".

But Lu Wangzhi blushed, and really stretched out his hand to stick it.

Zhuang Sui was rubbed by him for a long time, all the places that should be swollen and should not be swollen, how could he bear it, he pressed him against the bathroom wall and unlocked all standing positions .

I don't know how much time has passed after finally taking a shower. Lu Wangzhi has never been so tired after running in the mountains all night killing ghosts. When he turned off the nozzle, his feet trembled, and he was picked up by Zhuang Sui and hooked around his waist.

Lu Wangzhi let out a muffled snort, feeling that this person was going to take him out just like that, and the remaining rationality prompted him to press Zhuang and then backed up: "...Little Otter!"

Zhuang Sui moved his waist a few times, but he still had the strength to shout: "Dan San!"

Don’t know when Dan San came back flapping its wings and flew in like this. With a towel in its mouth, it flew to the top of the bathtub and lowered the towel into a pocket, wrapped up the little otter, and then sent the towel with the baby. go out.

During the whole process, Lu Wangzhi was so upset that he didn't know what to say: "..."

After finally waiting for Dan San to go out with the baby, Zhuang Sui came out of the bathroom. It was very close to Zhuang Sui's room, but he deliberately slowed down. When he reached the bedside, Lu Wangzhi was already out of breath , with red eyes and gritted teeth, stared at him: "Put me down quickly! Ah..."

Zhuang Sui: "Let it go, let it go now! I'm tired too!"

This was bullshit, and for the next two hours Lu Wangzhi was almost so tired that he rolled his eyes, but Zhuang Sui showed no signs of "I'm tired too".

The next morning, Lu Wangzhi woke up with a sore body and saw Zhuang Sui looking at him with a smile on his face for an unknown amount of time. Then he remembered that Zhuang Sui didn't need to sleep. This person used to sleep for too long. Get physical disgust.Thinking of the past, he put back the curse words and said in a hoarse voice, "Are you really unable to sleep?"

Zhuang Sui looked at him with a smile in his eyes: "If you can't sleep, you can't sleep. I like watching you sleep."

As he spoke, he moved, and Lu Wangzhi felt something pressing against him under the quilt: "..."

Seeing that another fierce battle was about to take place, the door of the room creaked open, and the two of them raised their heads with blurred eyes, half panting, and saw the little otter floating in licking her fingers, probably seeing that they hadn't gotten up, she waved the little meat hand, a cloud of water immediately condensed in mid-air.

Zhuang Sui and Lu Wangzhi: "..."

With a splash, the water poured down, Zhuang Sui softened, gritted his teeth and said angrily, "Send her to kindergarten!"