hell feng shui department

One month after the partial solar eclipse, Haicheng completely recovered its calm.

Feng Shui Department, Director's Office.

"It's not me, Director Zhuang, your unit is too inactive in responding to the call for activities, and there is no sign-up, so it will be very difficult for us."

Zhuang Sui listened for a few minutes with the handset between his hands, his shoulders felt a little sore, so he simply pressed the speakerphone and put the handset back on the landline.

Director Chen's voice from the Propaganda Department immediately resounded throughout the office: "Except for Lao Gao, everyone else in your unit has solved their personal problems?"

Under the pile of documents waiting to be signed, Zhuang Sui dug out a piece of dried bonito and tried to flatten it out. It was an event registration notice with a big headline printed in the middle: "Fate Juxing River, Love Settled Tonight" "The [-]th Large-Scale Single Youth Friendship and Friendship Event in Xinghe District.

He stared at the opening sentence "In order to build a beautiful Galaxy, promote the solution of the marriage problem of single youths in the Galaxy District" for a few seconds, touched his nose and said: "Director Chen, the situation in our unit is more complicated. The only two girls are either The new interns are still young, or they already have a target, and ten cows can’t turn back, so we have to respect their wishes, so we didn’t sign up for them.”

Director Chen said: "Aren't there still a few men? That who, is the young man who has been working for the fifth year. I think that young man is very good. It seems that there is no date yet. Is he not interested in participating?"

Zhuang Sui coughed lightly, and started to talk nonsense: "You mean Zhou Huai, he said recently that he would devote himself to preparing for the National Charm Contest early next year, and now he is reciting spells silently every day when he sleeps, and we all hope that he can win a prize Come back, how can he care about other things."

"..." Director Chen still didn't give up, "What about you, Director Zhuang? You have been in the Fengshui Department for many years, right? Isn't there a comrade who was transferred to your unit before?"

Now Zhuang Suimei laughed happily: "Director Chen, you don't know, we are already dating, we are not single anymore."

Director Chen didn't realize that what he said was "the two are in a relationship", and thought that Zhuang Sui was talking about their respective partners, and he was discouraged when he heard the words: "That's fine, it's fine if you don't come, but this time The scale of the event is large and there is a shortage of manpower, each unit must send some people as staff, or Director Zhuang, you can arrange it."

"Okay." Zhuang Sui didn't have any objection when he heard that he was going to help. The activities of these brother units in the jurisdiction are basically helping each other, but he looked at the time on the notice and found that this activity will be held tomorrow afternoon. Except for him, everyone else has field missions, so he couldn't help hesitating for a while: "...Well, unfortunately, other colleagues have something to go out, and I'm the only one here tomorrow, how about I help?"

Director Chen said "Ah?": "This, this is not appropriate, is it?" The staff are usually staff members or employees, and there is no such thing as a leader coming to join in the fun.

But Zhuang Sui obviously became interested: "It's suitable, why isn't it suitable? We haven't even had any troubles here recently. It's very peaceful, and I'm so idle."

After the partial solar eclipse, the weather in Haicheng was smooth, and the Feng Shui Department hadn't encountered a major case for a whole month. Zhou Huai and the others either went to the district to post talismans, or helped the enterprises in the area adjust their office Feng Shui layout. Come on Going and going are chores.

Zhuang Sui briefly glanced at the event introduction, and had an idea: "Don't you guys have a dessert making session? I can be in charge of teaching everyone to make it on the spot?"

Director Chen also knew that Zhuang Sui was good at making dim sum, so he said in a daze, "You come to teach yourself? Is this okay? Will it be too difficult to make dim sum on site?"

"If you don't make snacks, just make some simple biscuits, snowflakes, etc., which are quick and delicious."

Zhuang Sui thought that he seldom made this kind of snacks for Lu Wangzhi, so he could make more for Lu Wangzhi by the way, so he hit it off with Director Chen, and quickly made a list of the materials and tools to be prepared in advance tomorrow.

In the afternoon of the next day, in the event venue, Director Chen was not fooling around. The scale of this event was indeed quite large. There were more than 200 young men and women who signed up to participate in the event. But Zhuang Sui observed it and found that the content of the event was still the same. One set is a small game of forced contact to get closer. It is called to eliminate the strangeness among the guests, but in fact it is embarrassing for whoever plays it.

However, there are also some people who can let go. After playing a few small games, a few couples seem to have some eyebrows.

When it came time to work together to make desserts, everyone flocked to the workbench. Due to the large number of people, besides Zhuang Sui, a few other teachers were invited, but Zhuang Sui standing there was really outstanding. Some male guests and some girls who were not in a hurry to find a partner all grabbed his table and surrounded him to watch the production steps.

"Mr. Zhuang, why do you need to add this in this step?"

"Mr. Zhuang, do you have a girlfriend? Do you often cook delicious food for your girlfriend? You are so skillful!"

"Mr. Zhuang, you look so young."

"Teacher Zhuang..."

Director Chen, who was observing from the outside, almost had a heart attack, and later realized that his arrangement seemed to be a bit wrong. This link should have been made by two teams of boys and girls, but Zhuang Sui was simply tricked. For the sake of his voluntary teacher, nearly [-] girls gave up teaming up with boys and formed a circle around Zhuang Sui, causing some boys to match up with boys. The scene was very embarrassing.

But Zhuang Sui didn't notice this weird situation at all, he concentrated on explaining the steps, and even demonstrated it himself when he was done.

Everyone was watching seriously, but no one noticed at this time that a girl who needed to stand on tiptoe because she was not tall enough lost her footing and knocked over a bowl of egg liquid while resting her hand on the table. Zhuang Sui just leaned over, The poured egg liquid was all sprinkled on his right waist.

There was a commotion all around.

"Oh my God! I'm sorry!" The girl panicked and turned to look for towels and tissues.

After another turmoil, Zhuang Sui handed a pile of towels and wet wipes to Zhuang Sui. He took them and wiped them. Fortunately, the rescue was timely and the egg liquid did not slip onto his pants, but his jacket was a mess. It's not that ugly.

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault. Teacher, why don't you go and change your clothes first?" The girl who spilled the egg liquid burst into tears, and Zhuang Sui took a wet tissue to wipe off all the liquid from the corners, not paying attention He smiled and said, "It's just a little accident, it's okay."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, and found that it was already four o'clock in the afternoon. After thinking about it, he estimated that Lu Wangzhi had just finished handling field tasks at this time, so he called the other party.

"Where are you? Have you returned to work? When you arrive, go to my office. There is a piece of clothing hanging in my closet. Please bring it to A1 of the Creative Park for me."

Lu Wangzhi on the other side of the phone was stunned: "What are you doing with the clothes?"

"My clothes are dirty, and now I smell like egg liquid." Zhuang Sui reported truthfully.

Lu Wangzhi didn't agree immediately, there was a rustling sound from his side, and at the end Zhuang Sui heard a loud cry from a child.

"..." Zhuang Sui blinked, "What's the situation with you?"

Lu Wangzhi's voice was close and distant, and he was panting when he spoke: "Something happened... I won't go back to work, I'll go to find you now, I'll ask someone I know to bring you the clothes, just wait!"

Zhuang Sui let out an uh, and before he had time to ask more questions, he hung up over there.

He waited in bewilderment for about 10 minutes, and then saw a familiar figure running into the event site, his eyes lit up instantly, and he raised his hand and shouted, "Know, this way!"

This "Zhizhi" sounded too familiar and friendly, and the girls around looked up, and their eyes lit up when they saw the person coming—oh my god, it's another handsome guy!

But before they had time to secretly rub and lick their faces, everyone heard a burst of intermittent crying. Dozens of eyes followed the source of the sound, and the new handsome guy was actually holding a baby in his arms.

The baby was very small, only five or six months old, and looked like a girl.

Dozens of hundreds of gazes fell on her face, the scene was quiet for two or three seconds, and then there were various gasping sounds.

... This kid has eyes and nose like that handsome new guy, not only that, but he actually looks a bit like Zhuang Sui!

Everyone was in a mess in a gust of wind, and all kinds of wild thoughts in their hearts began to fly around.

Not to mention them, even Zhuang Sui looked a little dull.

Zhuang Sui stared at Lu Wangzhi, who was walking in front of him quickly, and his eyes fell on his little finger that was held in the baby's mouth. His voice was blank mixed with a feeling of being struck by lightning: "...this child?"

Lu Wangzhi didn't know that Zhuang Sui came here as a staff member today, and when he came in, he was stared at by so many people, and he felt uncomfortable all of a sudden.But it’s coming, and the hot potato in his hand still needs to be dealt with, so he had to bite the bullet and ignore everyone’s gaze, and hooked his hands to let Zhuang Sui get closer. The latter leaned in front of him, and Lu Wangzhi whispered in his ear: “She’s a little otter. It came out suddenly, I just parked the car and came out of Sita and saw her turned into a baby, a baby that ordinary people can see, do you know how scary she was playing in the fountain of Jin Chan ? Such a small baby! My God! Can the evil-suppressing beast turn into a human? What should I do?"

"..." Zhuang Sui was a little dazed when he heard that, it was also the first time he had encountered a situation where a suppressing evil beast transformed into a human, "You... are you sure you are really a little otter?"

"Hmm." Lu Wangzhi pointed to a heart-shaped birthmark on the baby's right arm, "I saw it with my own eyes, and look, the little otter also has this thing on its right paw."

Zhuang Sui looked down, just as the baby looked up at him too, those big eyes were watery, when she saw Zhuang clearly, then she stretched out Lu Wangzhi's little finger, grabbed Zhuang Sui's collar with her little fleshy hand, and said loudly, "Let's go!" One sound, stop crying.

Immediately there was another sound of inhalation all around.

The baby-like little otter grabbed Zhuang Sui's collar with his left hand, and Lu Wangzhi's hair with his right hand, barking happily. Zhuang Sui could understand the spirit body's speech, but because the baby had no teeth, the speech was seriously leaking, so he tried his best to listen. For a long time, I didn't know what the bible the little otter was talking about.

The two looked at each other in blank dismay, both of them were masters who had never taken care of babies. They looked calm on the outside, but they were panicking inside each other.

At this moment, another person came in from the door of the activity room. The person was carrying a bag in his hand, and after seeing Lu Wangzhi from a distance, he trotted over.

"Mr. Lu, these are the clothes you just called for delivery."

The man was wearing decent overalls, with a good attitude, holding the bag in one hand and holding the bottom in the other, his eyes lit up when he saw Zhuang next to him, and he said with a smile, "Is this for this gentleman? Mr. Lu reported the size." The number should be just right."

Zhuang Sui looked at Lu Wangzhi blankly, and Lu Wangzhi nodded while covering his forehead, and the tips of his ears turned suspiciously red.

Zhuang Sui took the bag with a light cough and looked at the label inside: "Thank you, the size is indeed appropriate, but the money..."

"Mr. Qian Lu has already paid in advance, don't worry." The man looked at the baby in Lu Wangzhi's arms, then looked around and looked at the crowd of onlookers here, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, "This... Do you want to try it on now? If it doesn't fit, I can take it back and change it right away."

"Don't be so troublesome, you can go back first." Lu Wangzhi thanked him hurriedly.

The man nodded and left, Zhuang Sui wanted to rescue his collar from the little otter, but failed.I had to stare at her in accordance with the international practice. This trick is usually very useful. Every time after staring, the little otter would obediently curl up in his arms and dare not be presumptuous, but this time I don’t know if it’s because I’ve changed my person and become more courageous or something. After her, instead of shrinking back obediently, she opened her mouth to cry.

Lu Wangzhi saw that his scalp was about to explode. He was crying out of control from the little otter all the way just now. Seeing this, he secretly threw a silencing spell on her, and then pulled Zhuang Sui and said, "Let's go, change clothes first." go!"

Taking the crying baby to escape by changing clothes, leaving a group of people in the activity room stunned and their brains breaking through the sky.