Please expel my fan membership

Zhao Xingchuan couldn't go up to help because of the blocking of the program group. He thought patiently for a while, the director said he couldn't intervene, but he didn't say he couldn't intervene.

So Shi Yu, under Zhao Xingchuan's full command, cooked a table of dishes that looked poor in appearance. According to the visual inspection of the people present, except for the fish soup, none of the dishes in it were burnt.

Shi Yu took off her apron, washed her hands again, and put a mouthful of fried shredded potatoes into her mouth first.

All the people present and the fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help staring at Shi Yu's face, looking forward to his reaction.

However, Shi Yu just swallowed the fried potato shreds calmly, without showing any strange expression.Because of Zhao Xingchuan's desperate reminder, the meal was unexpectedly not bad.He looked up and saw that everyone was looking at him, so he commented lightly: "It's not bad, it's not bad."

"Really?"

Shi Yu gave him another pair of chopsticks: "Well, try it?"

Zhao Xingchuan didn't pick up the pair of chopsticks, put his hands in his pockets and started playing rogue: "I'm seriously ill now, ahem... I'm afraid I can't hold the chopsticks anymore."

At this moment in the live broadcast room:—Brother Zhao, what are you and Shi Yu being coquettish, he will be angry and want to feed you rat poison later hhh.

—Brother Zhao is so cute

——When the young girl Zhao met Shi who didn't like you, I could already imagine what happened to my elder brother.

Shi Yu glanced at him, and he said "Ouch".Shi Yu frowned: "If you like to eat or not, if you can't hold chopsticks, you just grab them with your hands. Do you think I'm your mother?"

"Oh...I'm so miserable." Zhao Xingchuan looked pitiful, "I wanted to fall into the water, it's all my fault, it's because I was a bad person that I was rejected by God... Uh..."

Before he finished speaking, Shi Yu took a large tomato and stuffed it into his mouth: "Shut up."

What Zhao Xingchuan said just now was just a joke, reminding Shi Yu that he suffered because of Lin Zhou, so that Shi Yu could treat him better.

Unexpectedly, Shi Yu actually fed him food, using the chopsticks he used...

Firecrackers are set off every day in the live broadcast room: - Do it!Shi Yu really fucking loves this.

—Brother Zhao was so soft just now, I can't bear it, okay?

—Ahhhhhh I want to be fed by this indifferent man too! !Ah, mother, why can't you make me into someone with a face like Yukikawa?

"I... I was just joking." Zhao Xingchuan obediently took another pair of bamboo chopsticks, and his ears were already blushing uncontrollably, "It's delicious, you're amazing."

In the live broadcast room: - Wow Brother Zhao is shy!There was a variety show Zhao Ge playing a big adventure before, and then sister Yingying jumped up and kissed him on the cheek, he was not shy, sister Yingying is also a goddess level after all, okay?

—Please marry immediately!I can never get married for the rest of my life, but my fan cp must get married!

Although the number of Chuanyu girls is doubling every day, they are still a minority after all, and soon there are some dissatisfied wife fans in the live broadcast room.

—It’s just a business friendship, cp fans are so pitiful, I’m moved by my own imagination.

—Is it even worse for Wei Fan?Did your brother feed you himself?Or if you have fed your brother, you will be sour.

…………

The two people under discussion didn't know about the bloodbath in the live broadcast room. Offscreen, they ate their meals peacefully and began to discuss tomorrow's program tasks by the way.

"Tomorrow's task is to go to the city to buy vegetables, and 30 yuan will cover the food expenses of a group a day." Zhao Xingchuan pondered while drinking fish soup, "What is 30 yuan enough to buy?"

Shi Yu also felt embarrassed: "Instant noodles?"

"How much is a pack of instant noodles?" Zhao Xingchuan, who hadn't bought instant noodles in person for many years, showed embarrassment.

The staff next to me reminded: "At least 30 yuan is enough to buy 12 packs of ordinary bagged instant noodles."

"Oh." The two said in unison.

"Isn't it too miserable to eat instant noodles for a day?" Zhao Xingchuan asked.

A staff member said with a smile: "Mr. Zhao, the bullet screen said that you still have tens of thousands of such miserable fans."

Zhao Xingchuan turned his head and teased the fans: "So I can't understand those little fans who say 'brother is only us', sorry, brother has everything except love, do you know how much brother earns a year?"

In the live broadcast room: —Brother, you devil!

—What nonsense, the truth, I cried.

—Zhao Xingchuan, can I beg you to say a few words less?You are the only one who talks all day long.

"I'm also motivating some of you to work hard to make money. Don't be addicted to the Internet all day long and fight with netizens virtually." Zhao Xingchuan hit the nail on the head, "Do you know how much money your black idols make in a day? People are happy and rich, but you are the only one who is miserable, okay?"

Shi Yu couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth: "Aren't you afraid of falling fans?"

"You dare to scold fans, are you afraid of losing fans?"

The two smiled at each other.

The barrage was filled with chattering: - I checked the eyes, you two are devils!

—Brother, you laugh so hard that you deserve a beating.

—Take off the powder for a second to show your determination!

—You guys bully your fans because of your good looks, show your determination by unfollowing for two seconds!

"Tomorrow, in addition to the task of buying vegetables, there is also the program group asking us to make money, not to steal, not to rob, and not to beg..."

Cheng Ming added: "You can't touch porcelain either."

Zhao Xingchuan looked at Shi Yu: "What do you think?"

"What skills do you have?" Shi Yu asked.

"Hmm... I know some musical instruments, and I can dance. I'm afraid my acting skills won't come in handy here." Zhao Xingchuan thought about it, "And I'm still a singer who can't be understood by the world."

Shi Yu thought carefully for him: "Well... why don't you try going to the bar platform?"

Zhao Xingchuan smiled: "Okay, let's go together. Let's dance the wildest dance and be the prettiest duck in the nightclub!"

"Stop." Cheng Ming barely looked at the two of them, "Many people watching this show are still underage, can you two be careful? There is also the director's rule that you have to go back to the village before the sun goes down. You put these unscrupulous ideas Take it."

Finally, after discussion, the two decided to go to the fish pond to feed the fish this afternoon, after all, the salary in the morning has not been collected yet.

After feeding the fish, the two grabbed Chen Shengjie from left to right.Since the soft ones are not good enough, they will come to the hard ones.

Zhao Xingchuan said: "Landlord, should the wages be settled today?"

"Feeding fish is such an easy job, what salary do you want?" Chen Shengjie was very calm, "Let go, or you two will be fined to wash the pigsty tomorrow."

"Hey, I fell into the water to feed the fish this morning. Landlord, do you have any salary, at least you should pay for mental damage?"

Chen Shengjie remained expressionless: "Mental damage fee?"

Shi Yu whispered in his ear, "Yes, if the landlord insists on not giving it, then we will have to ask for it ourselves."

Chen Shengjie: "?"

Only Zhao Xingchuan said with a smile: "I fell into the water in your territory, of course you are responsible. Well... since you don't want to pay, then we have to let you also roll in the water together."

"You guys are going to rebel!" Chen Shengjie's expression rarely changed.

"The government forced the people to rebel." Zhao Xingchuan squinted his eyes and smiled, "Let's just soak in the water, and the staff will rescue you right away. Don't you think I'm alive and well now?"

Chen Shengjie: "..."

He has never seen such a rebellious guest. Shouldn't everyone be an obedient little sheep who will let others squeeze their wool?

"You don't make sense."

"You are unreasonable." Shi Yu said coldly, and the two began to push him towards the pond.

Realizing that the two were not joking, and Chen Shengjie, who was getting closer and closer to the pond, panicked a little. Although he can swim, there is absolutely no danger in such shallow water, but who would want to do it for no reason? Drenched?

"Okay, I'll pay the wages, can I still pay?" Chen Shengjie couldn't help muttering aggrievedly, "Who is the landlord?"

The two still didn't let him go, Chen Shengjie took the next best thing and said, "We don't have a tradition of giving money in our shows, why don't I give you a few catties of fish?"

The two looked at each other, and Zhao Xingchuan said: "This proposal..."

"We can think about it." Shi Yu said, "We don't ask for too much, twenty catties of fat fish, we will come to pick it up tomorrow morning, it must be alive, not dead."

Chen Shengjie: "..."

God damn doesn't ask too much, twenty catties of fish, this is clearly extortion!

"Twenty catties is too much, isn't it? If you can't finish it, it's a waste." Chen Shengjie wondered.

Zhao Xingchuan patted him on the shoulder: "Who said we have to eat by ourselves?"

"Ah?"

Chen Shengjie somewhat understood the purpose of the fish they wanted, and bargained through gritted teeth: "At most seven catties, no more."

Shi Yu: "Stingy."

Zhao Xingchuan: "No, it's better to let you roll in the water to make me feel better..."

Chen Shengjie, who was picked up by the two men like a rabbit, shouted aggrievedly: "Ten catties, only ten catties! Really can't be more, no more I can't hold my head up in front of other long-term workers. And today I will give you free The ingredients for two meals have been provided, you must have a conscience."

The two continued to make eye contact, and after reaching an agreement, Zhao Xingchuan smiled and brought Chen Shengjie in front of the camera: "As witnesses, you swear that you will give us ten catties of fish tomorrow, and you will not make it difficult for us in the next ten days. Let's go do the dirty work."

Chen Shengjie's mouth twitched.

The fans in the live broadcast room all laughed heartily: —Landlord: I don’t think you long-term workers are too dark-minded.

—The two elder brothers are too unconventional, right?I laughed until I had a heart attack.

—hhh I laughed until my aunt leaked!

—I laughed until I suffered a comminuted fracture all over my body!

The corner of the director of the program group who was watching their live broadcast also twitched.Xin said that you two brothers are indeed not serious celebrities, but you fans are obviously not very serious either.

In the end, due to the coercion of the two, the poor landlord had no choice but to swear in front of the fans, and then the two long-term workers finally let him go and went back contentedly.

The author has something to say:

In order to complete this list, you lazy writers finally stood up.

There is another update in the afternoon (the author said in tears.