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Chapter 22
"Ah..." Zhao Xingchuan smiled a little awkwardly, "Really? I thought..."
He thought why, he couldn't explain clearly, and he didn't understand why he asked such endless questions.
"Okay, come here and help." Shi Yu was sweating all over, but the quilt still couldn't be smoothed.
Zhao Xingchuan: "Look, there are ties at the four corners of the inner core. Do you have them in your bed sheet? If there are, it seems that you have to climb in to tie them."
"It seems to be." Shi Yu is usually paralyzed by the side to dictate, Ye Wei will do all these things properly, and there will be no mistakes in every detail, so Shi Yu hardly complains about these trivial things in life. Too sad.He pointed to the wide opening, "Drilling here?"
"It should be." Zhao Xingchuan caught a glimpse of the staff behind the camera brother holding up a big sign, which read: Be active!
Zhao Xingchuan is almost one head and two big. After cleaning this small broken room carefully, how can he still be active?All he wants to do now is take a shower and sleep.
He reluctantly teased Shi Yu again: "You have never eaten pigs, have you seen pigs run away?"
Unexpectedly, Shi Yu answered this question very seriously. He said: "I have eaten pigs, but I have never seen a pig run."
"Brother Shiyu! Brother Xingchuan!" Sun Xingyu stood at the door and knocked on the door.
Their door was already crumbling, how could they resist Sun Xingyu's slapping method.Zhao Xingchuan hurriedly ran over: "Xingyu, stop knocking, our door..."
Before he could finish speaking, the wooden door fell down with a "boom", and was hugged into his arms by Zhao Xingchuan who ran over.Zhao Xingchuan slowly pushed the door to the side wall, showing a sad and helpless expression.
Sun Xingyu was dumbfounded, and stammered: "Fuck..., I'm sorry, I didn't know your door was so fragile."
"It doesn't matter, it will collapse sooner or later." Shi Yu said nonsense solemnly, "The program group actually has a grudge against the two of us. They have already designed it so that our house will collapse on the last day."
Sun Xingyu opened his eyes cooperatively: "Really?"
"Stop talking about what's there and what's not. Tonight we lost all the doors, what should we do?" Zhao Xingchuan said, "Student Sun Xingyu, you have to take responsibility."
"I...Brother Xingchuan, look, I'm still a child." Sun Xingyu handed two bags full of dried sweet potatoes to the two of them, "The grandma of our house owner was very enthusiastic and gave us a lot of hers. The dried sweet potatoes I made myself, the sweet potato slices are quite delicious, close your eyes and imagine that they are potato chips, now the days without snacks are not so difficult."
"You gave us what do you eat?" Shi Yu asked.
"I still have a bag. Sister Yulu wants to keep in shape, so she doesn't dare to eat these. I can rub them against her after I finish eating." Sun Xingyu's eyes brightened, "The old lady of the house owner also agreed with me that she will come back tomorrow." Do it, and then let me take ten catties back with me."
A young and lively child like Sun Xingyu will indeed please the elderly more, but... Zhao Xingchuan said depressedly: "It's fine if there is no grandma, the landlord, why don't we even have a neighbor?"
The director who was staring at the video behind the scenes spoke, and the staff conveyed it on his behalf: "Our director said that we are willing to admit defeat. A rookie who can't get a fish doesn't deserve to have neighbors."
Zhao Xingchuan: "..."
There was a happy scene in the live broadcast room: Hahahaha, brother was ridiculed.
—Our brother Zhao is very vengeful, director, be careful with the dog's head hhhh.
……
After accepting Sun Xingyu's dried sweet potatoes, Shi Yu took off his shoes, climbed into the quilt cover and tied the four corners with difficulty.
In fact, Zhao Xingchuan is only two years older than Sun Xingyu. He looks mature, but in reality he is childish and bad.He suddenly smiled slyly, and then slowly closed the zipper of the quilt cover calmly.
Shi Yu was dizzy in the quilt, unable to find the exit everywhere.
"Zhao Xingchuan!" Shi Yu stood up, but the quilt couldn't bear his height, Shi Yu stumbled on his feet, lost his center of gravity, and fell down.
Seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, Zhao Xingchuan quickly stepped over and hugged him.
Across a thin layer of quilt, both of them unexpectedly felt each other's heartbeat, as if they could overlap each other, and even the beating melody was in the same beat, both so... intense.
The two had been in contact for less than three seconds, and it was unknown who bounced off first. Zhao Xingchuan was glad that Shi Yu was still in the quilt and could not see his red ears and cheeks; and Shi Yu was also glad that he was still in the quilt. Zhao Xingchuan couldn't see the dazed moment he was at a loss just now.
"Sorry, I just thought it was fun." Zhao Xingchuan quickly opened the zipper and let Shi Yu come out.
Shi Yu was not angry either, he grabbed the two corners of the quilt expressionlessly: "You take the two sides and shake them a few times."
Zhao Xingchuan obediently grabbed the two corners of the quilt, shook at the same frequency as Shi Yu, and the quilt instantly flattened.
After tidying up the bedding, the two of them worried about the door frame that was constantly leaking.
Shi Yu: "Have you dabbled in woodworking?"
"What misunderstanding do you have about me?" Zhao Xingchuan asked back, "Do I look like someone who can saw wood? The small pillars at both ends of the door are broken, I guess I have to change the door. But the program group put away all the electronic equipment. Now that we’re gone, we can’t find any information on this.”
Shi Yu thought for a moment, and then said, "Why don't we go to the Internet cafe in the city tomorrow?"
"You have money now?" Zhao Xingchuan took out the lining of his pocket, which was empty, "Besides, if you have that money, you might as well buy a new door."
"..." Shi Yu is indeed penniless now.
"How about..." Zhao Xingchuan suggested, "Let's pretend to dress up and go begging on the side of the road?"
Shi Yu: "Do we have the money to go out of the village? It's not cheap for those two uncles to take a three-wheel ride."
The problem was once again at an impasse. Zhao Xingchuan was sitting on a small bench as a thinker. Just when Shi Yu thought that Zhao Xingchuan would make some meaningful decision, this guy's stomach suddenly growled twice.
Zhao Xingchuan: "..."
Shi Yu: "..."
Zhao Xingchuan opened his mouth to explain that he was feeling sick to his stomach, but before he could spit out half a syllable, his stomach let out a "goo--" again, and this time the sound was very lengthy, so long that even if the sound had already It stopped, and the lingering sound was still vibrating endlessly in the pinnae of the two of them.
"Then what..." Zhao Xingchuan had no choice but to confess, "I'm a little hungry, how about you?"
Shi Yu felt his empty stomach, and only now noticed that his stomach hurts from being so hungry.However, since he doesn't usually exercise much, his food intake has always been quite small, and he can still hold back when he is hungry.But for a young guy like Zhao Xingchuan, it would be fatal if he didn't eat a meal.
"It's a little bit, but what do we eat?" Shi Yu asked lightly, "Didn't you just take a look at the kitchen? Is there food in it?"
"It seems to be a piece of Yangchun noodles, and there are a few eggs." Zhao Xingchuan thought about it, "Fortunately, there is no shortage of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, pots and pans. How about I make a pot of noodles? By the way, our yard There seems to be some vegetables growing in the small vegetable field at the back, let’s go pick some, and the eggs are too vegetarian.”
"it is good."
The crescent is like amber.
Zhao Xingchuan was walking beside Shi Yu with a small broken flashlight he found in the house. Suddenly, he squatted down and picked up an iron fork from the ground.
The two looked at each other.
Zhao Xingchuan suddenly raised the iron fork, pointed it at a pumpkin in the field, and opened his mouth to read: "Look, the picture of the fork under the moon."
Shi Yu couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
"I'm still short of a collar." Zhao Xingchuan looked serious, "I'm still missing a watermelon field..."
"Okay, aren't you hungry?" Shi Yu looked at him teasingly, "I won't be able to carry you back when you faint from hunger, so I probably have to leave you here to feed you."
Zhao Xingchuan threw the iron fork to the side, and then picked a few tomatoes and two cucumbers: "It's very good, and I can add another bowl of cold cucumbers—Brother Yu, you are not picky eaters, are you?"
Shi Yu can accept these two vegetables, so he nodded and said, "I don't choose these two."
"Then what don't you like to eat?"
"A lot." Shi Yu raised his eyebrows lightly, and opened his mouth to say, "Such as okra, garlic moss, loofah, and celery. He doesn't eat the heads, blood, and internal organs of mammals. He hates oysters and razor clams."
Zhao Xingchuan choked on his words, Shi Yu's thunder point happened to be what he liked.He smiled awkwardly: "I just happen to like everything you said. I'm almost not picky eaters, I can eat anything."
…………
Back in the hut, Zhao Xingchuan put on an apron and was busy in front of the stove, while Shi Yu sat on a small bamboo chair and stared at Zhao Xingchuan's busy back.
After watching for a while, he suddenly said, "You are so virtuous, if you were a girl, many people would want to marry you."
Zhao Xingchuan's hand holding the shovel trembled slightly, he lowered his eyes, and a word popped out of his mouth uncontrollably.He asked, "Then if I were a girl, would you marry me?"
He was involuntarily probing, while Shi Yu involuntarily took his words seriously in his heart, and finally he replied vaguely: "You can think about it."
The camera was right next to them, so Zhao Xingchuan didn't know which sentence Shi Yu said was for entertainment and which sentence was sincere.I only heard Shi Yu say again: "If there is a rich and virtuous girl like you who is willing to marry me, I can be a soft rice man at that time. You work and I lose money. My daily task is to 'sit in the Obesity', why not do it?"
He thought why, he couldn't explain clearly, and he didn't understand why he asked such endless questions.
"Okay, come here and help." Shi Yu was sweating all over, but the quilt still couldn't be smoothed.
Zhao Xingchuan: "Look, there are ties at the four corners of the inner core. Do you have them in your bed sheet? If there are, it seems that you have to climb in to tie them."
"It seems to be." Shi Yu is usually paralyzed by the side to dictate, Ye Wei will do all these things properly, and there will be no mistakes in every detail, so Shi Yu hardly complains about these trivial things in life. Too sad.He pointed to the wide opening, "Drilling here?"
"It should be." Zhao Xingchuan caught a glimpse of the staff behind the camera brother holding up a big sign, which read: Be active!
Zhao Xingchuan is almost one head and two big. After cleaning this small broken room carefully, how can he still be active?All he wants to do now is take a shower and sleep.
He reluctantly teased Shi Yu again: "You have never eaten pigs, have you seen pigs run away?"
Unexpectedly, Shi Yu answered this question very seriously. He said: "I have eaten pigs, but I have never seen a pig run."
"Brother Shiyu! Brother Xingchuan!" Sun Xingyu stood at the door and knocked on the door.
Their door was already crumbling, how could they resist Sun Xingyu's slapping method.Zhao Xingchuan hurriedly ran over: "Xingyu, stop knocking, our door..."
Before he could finish speaking, the wooden door fell down with a "boom", and was hugged into his arms by Zhao Xingchuan who ran over.Zhao Xingchuan slowly pushed the door to the side wall, showing a sad and helpless expression.
Sun Xingyu was dumbfounded, and stammered: "Fuck..., I'm sorry, I didn't know your door was so fragile."
"It doesn't matter, it will collapse sooner or later." Shi Yu said nonsense solemnly, "The program group actually has a grudge against the two of us. They have already designed it so that our house will collapse on the last day."
Sun Xingyu opened his eyes cooperatively: "Really?"
"Stop talking about what's there and what's not. Tonight we lost all the doors, what should we do?" Zhao Xingchuan said, "Student Sun Xingyu, you have to take responsibility."
"I...Brother Xingchuan, look, I'm still a child." Sun Xingyu handed two bags full of dried sweet potatoes to the two of them, "The grandma of our house owner was very enthusiastic and gave us a lot of hers. The dried sweet potatoes I made myself, the sweet potato slices are quite delicious, close your eyes and imagine that they are potato chips, now the days without snacks are not so difficult."
"You gave us what do you eat?" Shi Yu asked.
"I still have a bag. Sister Yulu wants to keep in shape, so she doesn't dare to eat these. I can rub them against her after I finish eating." Sun Xingyu's eyes brightened, "The old lady of the house owner also agreed with me that she will come back tomorrow." Do it, and then let me take ten catties back with me."
A young and lively child like Sun Xingyu will indeed please the elderly more, but... Zhao Xingchuan said depressedly: "It's fine if there is no grandma, the landlord, why don't we even have a neighbor?"
The director who was staring at the video behind the scenes spoke, and the staff conveyed it on his behalf: "Our director said that we are willing to admit defeat. A rookie who can't get a fish doesn't deserve to have neighbors."
Zhao Xingchuan: "..."
There was a happy scene in the live broadcast room: Hahahaha, brother was ridiculed.
—Our brother Zhao is very vengeful, director, be careful with the dog's head hhhh.
……
After accepting Sun Xingyu's dried sweet potatoes, Shi Yu took off his shoes, climbed into the quilt cover and tied the four corners with difficulty.
In fact, Zhao Xingchuan is only two years older than Sun Xingyu. He looks mature, but in reality he is childish and bad.He suddenly smiled slyly, and then slowly closed the zipper of the quilt cover calmly.
Shi Yu was dizzy in the quilt, unable to find the exit everywhere.
"Zhao Xingchuan!" Shi Yu stood up, but the quilt couldn't bear his height, Shi Yu stumbled on his feet, lost his center of gravity, and fell down.
Seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, Zhao Xingchuan quickly stepped over and hugged him.
Across a thin layer of quilt, both of them unexpectedly felt each other's heartbeat, as if they could overlap each other, and even the beating melody was in the same beat, both so... intense.
The two had been in contact for less than three seconds, and it was unknown who bounced off first. Zhao Xingchuan was glad that Shi Yu was still in the quilt and could not see his red ears and cheeks; and Shi Yu was also glad that he was still in the quilt. Zhao Xingchuan couldn't see the dazed moment he was at a loss just now.
"Sorry, I just thought it was fun." Zhao Xingchuan quickly opened the zipper and let Shi Yu come out.
Shi Yu was not angry either, he grabbed the two corners of the quilt expressionlessly: "You take the two sides and shake them a few times."
Zhao Xingchuan obediently grabbed the two corners of the quilt, shook at the same frequency as Shi Yu, and the quilt instantly flattened.
After tidying up the bedding, the two of them worried about the door frame that was constantly leaking.
Shi Yu: "Have you dabbled in woodworking?"
"What misunderstanding do you have about me?" Zhao Xingchuan asked back, "Do I look like someone who can saw wood? The small pillars at both ends of the door are broken, I guess I have to change the door. But the program group put away all the electronic equipment. Now that we’re gone, we can’t find any information on this.”
Shi Yu thought for a moment, and then said, "Why don't we go to the Internet cafe in the city tomorrow?"
"You have money now?" Zhao Xingchuan took out the lining of his pocket, which was empty, "Besides, if you have that money, you might as well buy a new door."
"..." Shi Yu is indeed penniless now.
"How about..." Zhao Xingchuan suggested, "Let's pretend to dress up and go begging on the side of the road?"
Shi Yu: "Do we have the money to go out of the village? It's not cheap for those two uncles to take a three-wheel ride."
The problem was once again at an impasse. Zhao Xingchuan was sitting on a small bench as a thinker. Just when Shi Yu thought that Zhao Xingchuan would make some meaningful decision, this guy's stomach suddenly growled twice.
Zhao Xingchuan: "..."
Shi Yu: "..."
Zhao Xingchuan opened his mouth to explain that he was feeling sick to his stomach, but before he could spit out half a syllable, his stomach let out a "goo--" again, and this time the sound was very lengthy, so long that even if the sound had already It stopped, and the lingering sound was still vibrating endlessly in the pinnae of the two of them.
"Then what..." Zhao Xingchuan had no choice but to confess, "I'm a little hungry, how about you?"
Shi Yu felt his empty stomach, and only now noticed that his stomach hurts from being so hungry.However, since he doesn't usually exercise much, his food intake has always been quite small, and he can still hold back when he is hungry.But for a young guy like Zhao Xingchuan, it would be fatal if he didn't eat a meal.
"It's a little bit, but what do we eat?" Shi Yu asked lightly, "Didn't you just take a look at the kitchen? Is there food in it?"
"It seems to be a piece of Yangchun noodles, and there are a few eggs." Zhao Xingchuan thought about it, "Fortunately, there is no shortage of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, pots and pans. How about I make a pot of noodles? By the way, our yard There seems to be some vegetables growing in the small vegetable field at the back, let’s go pick some, and the eggs are too vegetarian.”
"it is good."
The crescent is like amber.
Zhao Xingchuan was walking beside Shi Yu with a small broken flashlight he found in the house. Suddenly, he squatted down and picked up an iron fork from the ground.
The two looked at each other.
Zhao Xingchuan suddenly raised the iron fork, pointed it at a pumpkin in the field, and opened his mouth to read: "Look, the picture of the fork under the moon."
Shi Yu couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
"I'm still short of a collar." Zhao Xingchuan looked serious, "I'm still missing a watermelon field..."
"Okay, aren't you hungry?" Shi Yu looked at him teasingly, "I won't be able to carry you back when you faint from hunger, so I probably have to leave you here to feed you."
Zhao Xingchuan threw the iron fork to the side, and then picked a few tomatoes and two cucumbers: "It's very good, and I can add another bowl of cold cucumbers—Brother Yu, you are not picky eaters, are you?"
Shi Yu can accept these two vegetables, so he nodded and said, "I don't choose these two."
"Then what don't you like to eat?"
"A lot." Shi Yu raised his eyebrows lightly, and opened his mouth to say, "Such as okra, garlic moss, loofah, and celery. He doesn't eat the heads, blood, and internal organs of mammals. He hates oysters and razor clams."
Zhao Xingchuan choked on his words, Shi Yu's thunder point happened to be what he liked.He smiled awkwardly: "I just happen to like everything you said. I'm almost not picky eaters, I can eat anything."
…………
Back in the hut, Zhao Xingchuan put on an apron and was busy in front of the stove, while Shi Yu sat on a small bamboo chair and stared at Zhao Xingchuan's busy back.
After watching for a while, he suddenly said, "You are so virtuous, if you were a girl, many people would want to marry you."
Zhao Xingchuan's hand holding the shovel trembled slightly, he lowered his eyes, and a word popped out of his mouth uncontrollably.He asked, "Then if I were a girl, would you marry me?"
He was involuntarily probing, while Shi Yu involuntarily took his words seriously in his heart, and finally he replied vaguely: "You can think about it."
The camera was right next to them, so Zhao Xingchuan didn't know which sentence Shi Yu said was for entertainment and which sentence was sincere.I only heard Shi Yu say again: "If there is a rich and virtuous girl like you who is willing to marry me, I can be a soft rice man at that time. You work and I lose money. My daily task is to 'sit in the Obesity', why not do it?"
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