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Towards the end, Zhao Xingchuan observed the other stars and found that no matter how tragic the situation was, at least one fish was caught, only him and Shi Yu, one was really bad, and the other was fake Mengxin.

"Everyone, please hurry up, there are 5 minutes left." Chen Shengjie said in his flat, mechanical voice.

In the remaining 5 minutes, Shi Yu's fishing rod suddenly moved miraculously.Zhao Xingchuan shrank his eyes, apparently becoming more anxious, now they are at the bottom together, but if Shi Yu catches a fish at this last moment, Zhao Xingchuan's careful plan to share a house with him will be very likely to be shattered.

"A good man would like to be a vegetarian all his life." Zhao Xingchuan murmured in his heart, "God has the virtue of good life, I implore the Buddha to bless this fish to return to the fish pond safely."

It may be that Zhao Xingchuan didn't work hard enough in his beliefs at ordinary times, so he just cramped his feet temporarily, and the old Buddha didn't want to listen to it.Soon, Shi Yu miraculously caught the fish.

"I caught it, I caught it! Brother Shi Yu finally caught a fish!" Sun Xingyu jumped to the side of Shi Yu, more excited than that poor fish.

Hearing his shout, several cameras moved towards Shi Yu again.

"..." Shi Yu looked at the fish that was obviously undernourished, probably only a little bigger than the fry that had just been dropped.

After Sun Xingyu saw the fish in his bucket, he suddenly fell silent, and after searching his guts, he came up with an ugly sentence of comfort: "It's...it's pretty good, it's better than nothing, right?"

The only "fish farm bully" who didn't catch any fish: ...

Someone reminded him that Zhao Xingchuan didn't catch a single fish, so Sun Xingyu hurriedly trotted to Zhao Xingchuan, glanced at his bucket, and managed to hold back his smile: "Hahahaha, hello Brother Xingchuan!" Miserable, didn't you say that you are particularly good at fishing? Today I feel bad?"

If the camera wasn't here, Zhao Xingchuan really wanted to slap the child on the back of the head.Before Zhao Xingchuan could answer, Sun Xingyu said again: "Brother Xingchuan, if you don't mind, you can pick a fish from me so that you won't have nothing to eat tonight."

"No need." Shi Yu smiled awkwardly.

Although Shi Yu caught a fish in the end, Zhao Xingchuan was lucky. The fish that Shi Yu caught in the end was less than half the weight of the fish caught by the one ahead of him named □□Ke.

So Zhao Xingchuan and Shi Yu still secured the bottom two positions.

"At the end of the game, we will be divided into four groups according to the ranking. The first group: Chen Xiao, Xue Shan; the second group: Sun Xingyu, Ye Yulu; the third group: Zhuang Haiyin, □□ Ke; the fourth group: Shi Yu, Zhao Xingchuan. "Chen Shengjie flatly stated the report of Dihui, "Next, everyone can choose the house to live in according to the priority, and the photos of the house are all here."

After speaking, he shook the A4 paper in his hand.

Zhao Xingchuan and Shi Yu glanced at each other. The two had obviously lost their fighting spirit from the very beginning. When everyone else rushed over to look at the house excitedly, they stood there like two yellow leeks.

"I have no food tonight," Shi Yu said.

Zhao Xingchuan replied: "I still want to live in the worst house."

The two said in unison: "What a broken show."

The program group that was suddenly cue:...

Fans in the live broadcast room: Hahahahaha why do you two have such a tacit understanding?

——Mysterious sense of cp (scared).

—Who made you two disappoint, but seeing you being abused by the program crew, I feel so happy, what kind of psychology is this?

— ditto.

— Same, I like watching the two being abused +2.

— Does anyone remember that Big Brother once said that he is a good fisherman?So he was actually bragging?

—Suddenly remembered that Brother Zhao had a vlog, and he went fishing with his father. I remember that Brother Zhao really caught a big bucket of fish at that time...

In the comment area of ​​the live broadcast room, there was a fierce quarrel around the question of "whether Zhao Xingchuan knows how to fish?" The object of the quarrel, that is, Zhao Xingchuan himself, lost all electronic devices, so he knew nothing about everything on the Internet .

"Let's go." Zhao Xingchuan glanced at the printed photo in his hand, and the house left for the two of them was very dilapidated and beyond their imagination.

But although Zhao Xingchuan has never had a hard life since he was a child, fortunately he is very calm; and although Shi Yu is usually spoiled by Ye Wei, he is also very good at pretending.

The director is very dissatisfied with their flattering and humiliating attitude. What the audience wants to see is the guests' complaints. However, the two traffickers in this episode are so calm and composed. What's the matter?What will be cut and broadcast at that time?

But these two people are not short of money, and it is the blessing of the Bodhisattva to invite them together. The hard-working young director dare not blame them face to face, so he had to quietly set up more obstacles for them.

Ten minutes later, the two stepped into this desolate yard together. There was a large piece of withered grass blocking the road. The two pushed aside the tall grass and found that there were only two rooms in the yard, one bedroom and one kitchen.

Zhao Xingchuan opened the door of the bedroom and found that it was a house that had not been occupied for a long time. Fortunately, he had good eyesight, otherwise if he walked in rashly, there would be a high probability that he would be covered with spider webs on his forehead.

Only a few people know that what Zhao Xingchuan fears the most in his life is spiders, so afraid that whenever he sees a spider web, goose bumps will appear on his body.

But because Shi Yu was standing behind him, Zhao Xingchuan didn't want to make a joke like last time, so Zhao Xingchuan suppressed the fear in his heart again, he pretended to be calm, and stepped into the room step by step .

Shi Yu looked at his stiff shoulders, suddenly became playful, and took advantage of his unpreparedness, jumped over and patted him on the shoulder.

"Damn..." Zhao Xingchuan jumped away violently, "You..."

"Me." Shi Yu raised the corner of his mouth jokingly, "What? Do you think it's a spider?"

After finishing speaking, he said to the camera: "Is there anyone who doesn't know that your indomitable elder brother is afraid of spiders? Last time he saw a spider screaming and beat my pet spider to death."

"I was... I was so drunk that my soul was as far away as the Atlantic Ocean." Zhao Xingchuan didn't expect that Shi Yu would suddenly expose his shortcomings. He was a little dazed at first, but then he quickly realized that Shi Yu was probably I want to liven up the atmosphere.

From the very beginning, they were not very active in front of the camera, but this episode of the show is just a gimmick of the two of them. They don't show face like this, and the show crew is also very embarrassed.

Sure enough, the live broadcast room of the two of them exploded immediately, and the fans' comments completely covered their faces.

—Brother is afraid of spiders?I didn't know it at all. I thought he didn't give a shit about anything. He hung a boa constrictor on his body in a program, but I didn't see him give a shit.

——Wait, Shan and his brother said that the elder brother killed the spider he raised. Is the relationship between the two so good?God, I always thought they were mortal enemies, and the fans' comments really fooled me.

——cp fan celebrates Chinese New Year today.

—Ahhh, Chuanyu is finally open for business today. Sure enough, even in the Arctic Circle, one day you will see the aurora!

——Shi Yu deliberately exposes Zhao's shortcomings, isn't this just using other people's shortcomings to sensationalize the public?A group of licking dogs holding a scheming.

—A big man is afraid of spiders, it's really a joke.

……

Even though goodwill and objective comments accounted for the majority, malicious comments were not absent, but the housing management girl would diligently find out each of these troublemakers, block them and kick them out of the live broadcast room.In the middle of the work, the little house manager suddenly felt that she was particularly like a female worker on the assembly line. Practice makes perfect, and she almost didn't have to think about it. She completed these procedures in one go.

Shi Yu smiled lightly. He actually looks good when he smiles seriously, unlike Lin Zhou, who always has an evil look when he bends his eyes, and he is not like the commercial smile that Zhao Xingchuan often hangs on his face.

It is pure and pure like ice that has just melted in early spring, like winter that has just been melted by early spring.

Zhao Xingchuan froze for a moment, only to hear the other party say again: "I will deal with these spider webs, you go get some water, and wipe the bed clean first."

He nodded: "The program team provided some alcohol, I'll dilute it with water, wipe and disinfect all these things - do you wear a mask?"

"Bring it." That bastard Ye Wei brought him a bunch of stuff, and now his suitcase is a treasure chest.

"Remember to take it with you. It's not good to inhale the dust into your lungs."

Shi Yu glanced at him indifferently: "I know, is there anything else?"

Zhao Xingchuan knew that he was too diligent, so he stopped in moderation: "Well...no more, let's start now."

Both of them are indeed rich young masters who have no experience in housework, so they had a good idea at first, but they didn't cooperate very well.For example, Shi Yu swung down a spider web with a sweep, and it landed on the window cabinet that Zhao Xingchuan had just wiped.

Zhao Xingchuan: "..."

"..." Shi Yu pursed her lips, "Accident."

When Shi Yu was mopping the floor, Zhao Xingchuan involuntarily slid forward with the bucket for more than one meter, and landed on the spot that Shi Yu had just mopped. Fortunately, he held onto the window lattice in time to avoid falling to the ground.However, he stopped, and a piece of the decayed window lattice "clicked" and fell off.

Shi Yu: "..."

Zhao Xingchuan pursed his lips: "Accident."

The last job - the quilt cover.The quilts and pillows of the program group prepared a clean and brand new set, but Shi Yu couldn't stand the unwashed quilts, so he had to take out the bedding he brought from home and start this century-old problem.

Putting the pillow on was fairly simple, he tucked it in two or three times, but the quilt cover...it was a nightmare.

Zhao Xingchuan saw that he kept frowning, so he asked, "Do you want me to help?"

"Nonsense, you don't need to cover this quilt?" Shi Yu raised his eyebrows.

Zhao Xingchuan's pupils shrank: "Shall we sleep together?"

Shi Yu asked with a half-smile: "Then, is Mr. Zhao going to sleep in the yard tonight? There is only one bed here."