Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

In 061's heart, alarm bells rang out.

... not good!

The system equipped by Yan Jinhua is consistent with his own attributes, and it is even more closely connected with the protagonist "Duan Shujue" to be captured.

In other words, theoretically speaking, it can update in real time, and even accurately detect any changes in Chi Xiaochi's data!

061 relied on his own filter to firmly believe that this had nothing to do with Chi Xiaochi's acting skills.

His family, Xiaochi, has already raised Duan Shu's favor with Jinhua from minus [-] to zero by virtue of his acting skills. He is a good boy who works very hard.

But 061 also did not dare to be negligent, and immediately started to capture the abnormally intrusive brainwave signals, and quietly carried out subtle interference and modification, infiltrating into it, so as to determine the format of the system's usual transmission information and data.

For the system, the precision of this operation is no less than a surgical operation.

As the same system, 061 understands best that his biggest advantage at this moment is that he has not been discovered by the other party.

Once the other party notices his existence, Xiao Chi may have to fight Yan Jinhua face to face.

He should allow Xiaochi more room for activities and mediation.

This is the responsibility of 061 and Lou Ying.

Chi Xiaochi noticed that Yan Jinhua seemed to have heard something, his expression froze, his complexion changed, and he no longer continued to complain about the ungrateful Ye Jiming, he felt something wrong in his heart, and asked 061: "What's wrong?"

061 is mixing a small Trojan horse into the information flow and silently importing it into Yan Jinhua's system.

The movement is as careful as extracting mosquito blood thousands of years ago from amber.

Fortunately, in the last world, he had already done sufficient preparatory exercises to fight wits and bravery with those artificial intelligences who were chasing him.

While working, he said gently: "It's okay, you can rest assured."

Now he shouldn't distract Xiaochi, the most important thing is to keep him calm.

Chi Xiaochi knew something must have happened.

But since 061 made him feel at ease, he can feel at ease.

...Because it was 061 who told him to "be at ease".

Not long after, 061 has obtained enough data.

When the other party's system sent out a detection signal again, 061 successfully intercepted the data halfway and sent a forged copy of the data.

Then there was a tense and silent wait.

Also nervous was Yan Jinhua.

When he returned to the mountain this time, he planned to bring Duan Shujue to participate in the Jingxu Sword Meeting, and took the opportunity to seize his luck.

In the original book, Duan Shujue, who traveled the world with that carefree and old way, has the spirit of a young man at this time.He won the first place in the Jingxu Sword Competition, won the sword in the stone and the thousand-year sword intent contained in the sword, and since then embarked on the road of opening and hanging, and the journey has been glorious and spectacular.

He Yan Jinhua is not the old man who is pure-hearted and ascetic, nor is he Lei Feng. He has raised Duan Shujue for so many years, so he should receive some compensation.

But if Duan Shujue discovered what happened back then...

No way?

He did it very covertly.

Duan Shujue's parents will die sooner or later in the hands of those monsters who are greedy for shark beads. This is their fate, but they died a few years earlier...

Although comforting himself in this way, Yan Jinhua still couldn't help his heart beating like a drum.

Fortunately, after a few minutes, his system gave a clear reply: "Drip, host, I'm very sorry, the data passed earlier was wrong, it has been corrected now, and the target's favorability for you is still 100, please rest assured !"

Yan Jinhua breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but blame: "Next time we investigate clearly, I will be shocked."

After solving this little episode, he finally said his plan in the same paragraph.

Sure enough, Duan Shu agreed without any hesitation.

Once Yan Jinhua had something on his mind, he couldn't stay idle anymore.

He heard that Junior Brother Ninth had taken in a female apprentice who was twenty-eight years old and very beautiful. In two days, Junior Brother Ninth would take her on a trip to exorcise demons and return in half a month.And the Jingxu sword meeting will be held in 20 days, so there is plenty of time, so I can go out with this little beauty and have a good time.

In the world he came to, Yan Jinhua was not outstanding in appearance, but he was good at speaking and responding quickly, and most of the men and women in the world were stupid, and a few sweet words could coax them to go on and on.

These men and women don't have the extra patience to observe each other's words and deeds for a long time. They only want to see the flowers and chocolates delivered to them, and hear the fresh and warm love words.

So Yan Jinhua followed their wishes.

He is suitable for both men and women, and he does not care about meat or vegetables. While helping them or them live in the present, he also lives happily in his crotch.

Whenever I had had enough fun and left these people, none of these people had the same unrestrained energy as when they were in love. They all cried and begged to get back together, full of ugly behaviors, and there was an inexplicable pleasure watching them.

Therefore, when he was selected by the system and came to the world of all kinds of unfinished books, Yan Jinhua lived like a fish in water.

Most of the characters in the unfinished novels have lower IQ levels than normal human beings, but most of them are horribly beautiful.

Facing a group of men and women who are as stupid as pigs and as beautiful as gods, Yan Jinhua can enjoy the joy of holding the script in hand and being the only one.

But at present, he is not very interested in Duan Shujue.

After all, it wasn't long before Duan Shujue had his legs, and Yan Jinhua still had a deep memory of his original beautiful big fish tail.

Both men and women in Jingxu Peak are very beautiful, and although Duan Shujue is particularly outstanding, he has neither the interest nor the conditions to go to grass carp.

To him, Duan Shu is just an ATM, and it is also an ATM that he does not need to worry about and can take care of himself.

He threw his ATM into the mountains again, so he could go freely and relieve the pain of sending his younger brother to run away.

As soon as he left, Ye Jiming instead lived near Yuguangtan.

In his words, I want to watch over you so that nothing will happen to you.

Chi Xiaochi knew that he was just reluctant to leave Duan Shujue, and he didn't want to expose him. He just acted according to Duan Shujue's previous habits, practicing swords, cultivating energy, and meditating under the waterfall.

In the last life, the Sword in the Stone that should have belonged to Duan Shujue was taken away by Yan Jinhua, and if Yan Jinhua wanted to use the Sword in the Stone that originally belonged to a merman, he had to infuse the sword with the spirit of a merman.

Therefore, Duan Shujue unknowingly made his mobile power bank, and the spiritual power in his body deteriorated and was almost exhausted.

Duan Shujue didn't know the inside story, he only thought that he was stupid, so his progress was slow as an adult, so he tried to make up for it with diligence. Feng's cheats came to watch and study for him.

...Because he knew that it was useless to learn Duan Shu's best skills.

The principle is very simple, no matter how good the engine is, it is useless without oil.

But now, for Duan Shujue, whose spiritual power has not been taken away, these former secret books are like a deep foundation, enough to make a tall building rise from the ground.

After hard training day and night, all kinds of sword moves have been deeply rooted in his bones. Chi Xiaochi is able to retract and release freely after just a little review.

But he is not satisfied with this, he trains hard every day, and wants this young body to do more and get more.

Duan Shujue is a mermaid, and when his spiritual power is condensed, water mist gathers, so when the sword dances like flying, the whole person is like being in an ink painting room, with his clothes and belts like the wind, and he is as bright as a fairy.

Ye Jiming bit his pipe and sat on the tree looking at him, just like the two childhood sweethearts when they grew up many years ago.

However, Ye Jiming is not a temperament that can be idle after all.

After staying for two days, he was gluttonous again.

After Duan Shujue's death, he used spirits to soothe his heartache, and became addicted to it. After two days without alcohol, his spirit became very tired, and he nestled lazily on the tree and yawned continuously.

After finishing the sword dance, Chi Xiaochi went to bathe under the waterfall.

Ye Jiming shouted: "Hey, Xiaoyu...the one whose surname is Chi!"

Chi Xiaochi turned to look at him.

Ye Jiming straightened up: "I'm going to get wine from old Chiyun's cellar."

...It's as natural as going to your own basement.

Amidst the roar of the waterfall, Chi Xiaochi asked knowingly: "What are you telling me?"

He was not asking Ye Jiming, but trying to enlighten Duan Shujue in his body.

——Ye Jiming, who has always been his own way, now wants to tell him every fruit he picks, but he is just afraid of parting. He always suspects that if he leaves, it will be like the hasty meeting in the mountains of Bashu, and we will never see each other again.

After hearing Chi Xiaochi's answer, Ye Jiming pursed his lips and snorted coldly: "Boring."

He slid down the tree, taking steps to leave.

Chi Xiaochi suddenly felt a surge of power in his body, so he guessed that Duan Shu in his body had nothing to say, so he consciously let go of his hands.

The index finger and middle finger of his right hand were brought together, and he channeled the pure spiritual power to the fingertips, forming a sword finger, and wrote a few words on the cliff behind the waterfall.

This time, Duan Shujue wrote the lines, and Chi Xiaochi has the professionalism of an actor, so he naturally recounted the lines exactly as they were.

He raised his voice and said to Ye Jiming: "...don't steal anymore."

Ye Jiming stood still, gently pressed the tip of his tongue against his left cheek, and said disdainfully: "You think you can control me with this face? He may not be able to control me."

Anyway, it was the young couple who were bickering, so Chi Xiaochiqing waited for Duan Shujue to write a line for him.

Duan Shujue controlled the sword finger, and then carved two white words on the cliff: "Sorry."

... what sorry?

Before Chi Xiaochi could react, Duan Shujue dropped his hand and pinched his thigh violently.

Chi Xiaochi: "..."

He was originally a swordsman, his fingers and wrists were extremely strong, this time it was really not light, Chi Xiaochi's eyes were astringent in pain, a tear fell straight down and fell into the spring.

With tears in his eyes, Chi Xiaochi finally figured out what Duan Shujue meant.

... It seems that Duan Shu is definitely not the infatuation he imagined.

He bent over and reached out, groping at the bottom of the spring.

Ye Jiming saw that he couldn't say anything, so he snorted coldly, and was about to leave when he took six or seven steps, a blue shadow lightly landed beside him.

Ye Jiming was impatient: "What exactly do you want to do?"

Chi Xiaochi didn't answer, just stretched out his right hand in front of his eyes and opened it.

... In the center of his right palm lay a shark bead, shining brightly, piercing Ye Zhiming's eyes.

Ye Jiming: "...What is this?"

The person in front of him asked, "Is it enough?"

"Enough of what?"

Chi Xiaochi raised his head slightly, stared into Ye Jiming's eyes, his voice and expression unexpectedly overlapped with Duan Shujue's: "...Go down the mountain to buy wine."

Ye Jiming's heart suddenly shivered, and his face changed: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, don't imitate him."

Chi Xiaochi shrugged his shoulders happily, and clenched the pearl in his palm: "Will you go?"

Ye Jiming: "What are you going to do, go down the mountain?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Yes, together?"

Ye Jiming: "...Don't ruin his image. He is not the kind of person who jumped over the wall and fled the mountain."

Chi Xiaochi plausibly said: "It's not him who did the left and right, so what's the matter? Besides, wouldn't it be good to take him out to see the world more often?"

By coincidence, Ye Jiming was persuaded by Chi Xiaochi.

Ye Jiming has long been a master of sneaking, and Duan Shujue also lived in Jingxu Mountain for a while, and he has memories of the road layout of Jingxu Mountain, so the two easily avoided the disciples guarding the gate.

After walking on tiptoe for a while, Chi Xiaochi pushed Ye Jiming who was walking ahead: "Run."

Thus, the future Immortal White Shark Lord and Demon Lord Black Flood Dragon ran wildly on the small mountain road.

The shadows of the trees on both sides were shaking, and the light and shadow were mottled, casting heavy golden fragments on the two of them.

Ye Jiming quietly turned his head while running.

... He knew that the person in front of him was not him, but he was hidden in his body.

If it was a real little fish, what would it say now.

Ye Jiming thought for a while, but felt uncomfortable, turned his head away, and stopped looking at that person.

He still doesn't know what that hypocrite thinks of him, it's really annoying.

The shark beads are of good quality, and they were exchanged for a hundred taels of silver at a pawn shop.

In the previous life, Duan Shu was by no means a little Taoist priest who traveled the rivers and lakes at a young age in the original book. He was raised too much by Yan Jinhua, and he even felt a little ignorant that he could not eat the fireworks of the world.

After receiving the heavy silver bag, he wrote on the palm of his left hand with his right hand and asked online: "Is it enough?"

Chi Xiaochi replied with his left hand on his right palm: "If it's not enough, you plan to pinch with another leg?"

Duan Shujue was a little embarrassed: "I'm afraid I can't afford it."

Chi Xiaochi replied: "Buying a wine shop is enough."

Sure enough, they spent 20 taels to buy ten altars of high-quality aged wine, and smuggled them into the mountain by the same route.

Along the way, Duan Shujue asked Chi Xiaochi a lot about the prices of gold, silver and jade articles, flowers, birds, fish and insects.

On the way up the mountain, Ye Jiming thought about all kinds of things just now, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, so he called Chi Xiaochi who was cleaning his hands: "Drink with me."

This is a problem for a strong man, he knows that Duan Shujue pays attention to self-cultivation, he is aloof and ascetic, he never smokes or drinks, he did not expect Chi Xiaochi to sit down.

Chi Xiaochi's reason was: "I should have a share of the wine we bought together."

Ye Jiming tilted his head.

After getting along for a few days, he doesn't dislike Chi Xiaochi very much, he is not sticky, has a straightforward personality, and is an easygoing person, but he can't express his affection for people who use Duan Shujue's skin, so he wanted to refuse, but drinking alone is really boring Depressed, coupled with a change in his mind, he thought, if the surname Chi gets drunk, will Duan Shu never come out?

Holding a trace of secret expectation, Ye Jiming threw him a cup: "Sit down."

The wine was really good, and after three rounds, both of them were in high spirits.

Knocking on the wine glass, Ye Jiming insulted Yan Jinhua passionately: "That old bastard, I will lift his lid sooner or later!"

Chi Xiaochi: "Bring it to make soup."

Ye Jiming: "Hey the dog!"

Chi Xiaochi: "You are too angry. If you scold others like this, you will easily scold yourself. The loss outweighs the gain."

Ye Jiming squinted at him.

Chi Xiaochi took a sip of his wine: "It's like this. On our side, swearing is more tactful. For example, I eat hot pot, and you eat hot pot bottom ingredients; I use the air conditioner, and you use the external unit of the air conditioner."

Ye Jiming: "If you don't understand, you will be punished with three cups."

Chi Xiaochi drank three cups.

Ye Jiming muttered and scolded Yan Jinhua over there again.

He has a deep resentment towards this person, and when he is drunk, he is filled with righteous indignation when he thinks about all the past. It's just that the ancients cursed people upside down, and Ye Jiming didn't want to say anything, so he could only babble. Saying that he opens his mouth and keeps his mouth shut is benevolence and morality, and the world is righteous, it is all fart.

After Chi Xiaochi punished him with three glasses, he filled the wine again: "He plans to stay in this world and have children later. I don't know how he intends to set an example for his children."

Ye Jiming spat: "Can he have children?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Can he find someone to give birth to him?"

Such a tacit three-strike combo won Ye Jiming's heart.

He raised his wine glass: "Dry it."

Chi Xiaochi: "Do it."

061 who witnessed the whole drinking process: "..."

What's this?Dirty talk party?

The ten jars of wine were exhausted, Chi Xiaochi blushed but Ye Jiming fell to the ground drunk and unconscious.

Once reborn, he needs a hearty drunk to rest.

After drinking, Ye was both mentally weak and physically weak, and because of his low mana, he automatically turned into his original shape, coiled into a coil of mosquito coils, wrapped around Duan Shujue's arm, and fell asleep soundly.

Chi Xiaochi sat back in the spring, melted into a fish tail, and when he had nothing to do, he turned his sword into a piano body.

It was Jiao Tongqin that Duan Shujue used to play, Chi Xiaochi leaned against the wall and closed his eyes to rest, Ren Duan Shujue slowly stroking out the loose sound with one hand, helping Ye Jiming to sleep peacefully.

And 061 read the original text of "The Mermaid Immortal" for him.

He had already read the full text in advance, but even he couldn't remember where the original text was written.

So after Duan Shujue played the qin and fell asleep according to the regular routine, 061 closed the book and asked Chi Xiaochi where he knew this.

Chi Xiaochi put down the piano, put one hand on his lap, and rested his snake-wrapped left arm on the shore, and said, "I don't know. I just think he should try it."

...Try to get drunk, try to sneak out of the mountains, and try all kinds of life in this world that should be tried.

"His life is different from the book, and the so-called original text is just a reference."

061 thought, indeed, everything changed when Yan Jinhua came.His parents died early for at least four years, and he lost the opportunity to be brought up normally. He was brought up with no knowledge of food and grains. He knew a thief as his father, and was laughed at by the thief.

Unexpectedly, Chi Xiaochi seemed to know what he was thinking. Listening to the sound of water and cicadas, he said slowly: "Yan Jinhua is a wolf-hearted dog, but if he didn't change the plot by force, Duan Shujue and Ye Jiming wouldn't There’s such a friendship growing up together.”

"Now, everything has changed. He is no longer set, he is not living in the script, he is a living person, he has his own love and hate, he doesn't have to follow the book, he has to be the gentleman who can't make mistakes all his life. " Chi Xiaochi soaked himself in the slightly warmed spring water, "I've never been drunk or indulged once, it's just blinding this person for nothing."

Having said that, Chi Xiaochi regained that vigorous look, which made 061 soft-hearted and fond of it.

061 closed the book halfway, and asked, "Do you still want to read it?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "Read."

061: "...Huh?"

Chi Xiaochi said: "I want to hear." After all, he needs to know all the chips in Yan Jinhua's hand before he can bet.

061 smiled: "OK."

061 moistened his throat and began to study again.

The literary talent of the book is mediocre, with occasional typos and irregularities. Fortunately, the writing style is calm, and Chi Xiaochi listened quietly.

A full moon sank in the spring water in front of his eyes, and the fish's tail swayed slightly, smashing the moon into ripples, and the silver fragments were messy, and within a few moments, the reflection returned to perfection.

In fact, Chi Xiaochi also wanted to get drunk for himself.

After repeated role changes and short rest periods, it would be a lie to say that he is not tired.

But who would have thought that it would be difficult for a mermaid to get drunk.

...It seems that luck is a bit bad.

Fortunately, he has Teacher Six, and his voice is like wine, intoxicating enough.

Chi Xiaochi raised his hand, touched the position of his heart, and thought, not counting this world, after another three worlds, he would never hear this person's voice again.

Chi Xiaochi had guessed who he would be, but after several doubts and rejections, he no longer dared to trust himself.

Only in this matter, he couldn't believe evidence, intuition, judgment, anything.

Because I am afraid of losing, I dare not hope.

The only thing that can make him feel at ease is for 061 to stand in front of him and tell him clearly who he is.

Thinking of this, he called: "Teacher Six."

061 stopped reading: "What's wrong?"

Chi Xiaochi paused for a long time, lowered his eyes, and said, "...I'm sleepy."

061 closed the book, with a smile in his voice: "Well, I won't read it anymore. Go to bed early. I'll wake up at that time tomorrow? Or later? I'm afraid you'll feel uncomfortable when you get up early."

Chi Xiaochi: "Old time."

061 resisted the urge to pinch his face: "Okay, go to sleep."

In the morning of the second day, Ye Jiming woke up slowly, with a severe headache, and refused to admit the fact that he had a dead body last night and Duan Shujue was safe, so he cursed that the wine was not good, it was fake wine.

Chi Xiaochi said: "Well, it's fake wine, next time add some realgar to it for seasoning."

Ye Jiming: "..."

At this stage, Ye Jiming was absolutely unable to beat Duan Shu, so he found a pile of stones in anger, and threw him while he was practicing his sword, and was cut into limestone by Chi Xiaochi's sword without accident.

Ye Jiming refused to admit defeat, and went to buy wine again, insisting on fighting Duan Shujue to the death, but ended up getting drunk every time, and still muttering curses in his mouth.

After getting drunk for a few days, Ye Jiming and Chi Xiaochi found that they had similar temperaments, and they were both swear words lovers and a tenth-level scholar in Jinhua. Their relationship improved and they gradually became bad friends.

On the eve of Yan Jinhua's return, Ye Jiming said to Chi Xiaochi: "Xiaoyu, there is someone named Chi, I'm leaving."

When he mentioned this matter, Duan Shujue was practicing sword under the moonlight.

Hearing this, Duan Shujue's hand holding the sword stopped.

But Chi Xiaochi knew this day would come: "Go slowly, I won't see you off."

Ye Jiming wondered, "Why don't you ask me why you left?"

Chi Xiaochi tried to put the sword back into the sheath, but failed to align it several times, which can be said to be very unrestrained.

While bowing his head to the sword, he said: "You are a dragon body, how do you cultivate in the mountains? Go to a bigger place, whether it is the mountains or the sea, I will take good care of Duan Shujue. If you want to come back and see him, Remember to bring wine, I will show you."

After speaking, he finally managed to put the sword back into the sheath.

Ye Jiming spat at him: "Get out of here."

That night, Ye Jiming left the mountain and returned to the mountain with a banquet at Jinhua.

After fifteen days of relaxation, Yan Jinhua's depression over losing the little black snake had subsided a lot. Once he returned to the mountain, he began to wait excitedly for the opening of the Jingxu Sword Meeting.

...and Chi Xiaochi was also waiting.

The tragedy of Duan Shujue began after he met Yan Jinhua, but the collapse of his entire life stemmed from this sword meeting.